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Properties › Re: Between Landlord And Tenant Who Should Repair A Faulty Pumping Machine? by uuzba(m): 12:20pm On May 21, 2024
tnerro1:
Landlords cause it’s their property, even the repairs of the water tank . But sewage na tenants oooo😁😅😅😁😅

But the landlord can ask them to contribute since they are the ones using it, if he doesn’t reside in the same house with them.
Well yes you are right.
The landlord owns all the property and equipment.
He should repair everything and keep receipts of all repairs.
But charge the tenants maintenance fees.
If they complain, he just shows them the receipts for all the repairs.
Properties › Re: Between Landlord And Tenant Who Should Repair A Faulty Pumping Machine? by uuzba(m): 12:17pm On May 21, 2024
PlasmaTV:
It's the property of the landlord, so the landlord should repair it.
And collect the money as maintenance fee from the Tenants for the next year.
If they can't pay the increase, he will kick them all out and take another set of tenants.
TV/Movies › Re: Hisense Unveils First 100-inch TV Made In South Africa (PICS) by uuzba(m): 11:37am On May 21, 2024
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TV/Movies › Re: Hisense Unveils First 100-inch TV Made In South Africa (PICS) by uuzba(m): 11:32am On May 21, 2024
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Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Begins Operation July by uuzba(m): 10:21am On May 21, 2024
samwillyco1:
I thought they said it had started operation since
Later soonest nearly beginning..
Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Begins Operation July by uuzba(m): 10:20am On May 21, 2024
To begin
Will soon begin.
Will be beginning.
Nearest soonest beginning.

We don't need all this news.
If you're starting, just start.
If not shut up.
Car Talk › Re: Man Crashes His New Car As Soon As He Got To His Village To Celebrate (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:03am On May 21, 2024
Keem25:
Which village pple
Na over show off wey dey him mind

Cause am...
Overshow off to Village people!
Car Talk › Re: Man Crashes His New Car As Soon As He Got To His Village To Celebrate (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:03am On May 21, 2024
idahme:
What's wrong doing that in the village?....

Poor driving skills is the cause of 99 percent of accidents.
Having accident is wrong with celebrating new car in the village.
That's what's wrong.
Properties › Re: Ten Tallest Buildings In Nigeria by uuzba(m): 8:46am On May 21, 2024
I don't really think it's a good idea to setup tall buildings in Nigeria.
I get the idea that
1. it saves ground area.
2. It's some sort of prestige bullshit.
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But this building needs to transport both people and water to the top floors
And so far, the way to do this is with electricity.
Electric motors running the lift.
Electric motors running the water pumps.
In this country, Nigeria, infamous for No electricity, you've just setup yourself to be screwed big time.
The buildings will be so expensive to run.
Our office is in a tall building, many other offices have vacated the building. We too would soon be leaving.
Expenses for nothing.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Hell On Earth’ As Violence Escalates In Sudan’s El-fasher by uuzba(m): 8:07pm On May 18, 2024
God1000:
The situation in Sudan is really horrifying, we often say that the west should stay away from the affairs of Africa but here we are watching Sudan as the country burns down

I don't know what is stopping African union from sending soldiers to Sudan.
UNION is stopping African Union.
Africans are not united.
Nigerians are not united.
Politics › Re: Pandemonium In National Assembly As DSS Manhandles Senior Staff by uuzba(m): 7:14pm On May 17, 2024
Racoon:
The rascality of the DSS does not even respect a hallow place like the NASS where matters concerning the national life of this nation are be determined. Well, nothing new! Even the legislathieves themselves are dishonourable members
Hallow place?
Leaders have never taken their duties serious in this Nigeria.
No respect to their duties or law.
Celebrities › Re: Junior Pope: Photos From Burial Of Late Nollywood Actor by uuzba(m): 2:32pm On May 17, 2024
nizelgirl:
It's well. This is one of the saddest death I've seen. I just dislike Nollywood industry. Its so full of hate and too much packaging.
What can we do?
Nigeria has a very big problem.
500 different tribes of people forced to form 1 country
And each tribe is still hanging unto their different tribal beliefs.
The end result it that people will keep on clashing and never had one mind
This is why Nollywood is suffering.
But in US, Hollywood, they are cooperating and successful because they have one mind.
They don't even have tribes. Just Americans.
Pets › Re: Man Finds His Dog Hanging Dead (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:02am On May 17, 2024
Elzazzi:
Someone did that to the dog. In America this man will be arrested for animal cruelty.
In America, they will call a man a woman.
In America they will happily kill unborn children.
In America, in America.
We are not interested in America.
Romance › Re: “We Want To Marry Nigerians!” - Say Ugandans (vid) by uuzba(m): 8:24pm On May 16, 2024
Slypz:
Africans is always all about marriage marriagea as if there is one good deal about it
Companionship for life in good times and bad times.
Politics › Re: Onitsha River Bank Modernization By Gov Soludo (video) by uuzba(m): 12:46pm On May 16, 2024
Chinjo2:
This is why you need technocrats as Governors and not career politicians.
Well, in our original traditional kingdoms,
we don't allow the dumb ones to lead us.
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Nigeria is a cross placed upon our neck.
Mixed up all the tribes, expecting people to accept the mixture and select
good leaders from there?
Very difficult as MAJORITY still identify with their original tribes/kingdoms and chiefs within Nigerian (State of Origin)
... and leave the encompassing Nigeria system to collapse.
We actually want it to disintegrate such that people just go back to their smart traditional chiefs and kingdoms.
AKA, No patriotism to the Nation. But patriotism to the tribes instead.

Politics › Re: 1.6m Nigerians Applied For Consumer Credit Scheme - MD by uuzba(m): 3:28pm On May 15, 2024
seunmsg:
US, UK and other western countries run a sustainable credit financing system. So, why do you think we won’t be able to sustain our own?
They don't have 500 tribes.
They were not colonised and FORCED to form their country.
They formed it freely by themselves.

This is the problem of Nigeria. This is why our people are perpetually NOT cooperating with our government.
Politics › Re: 1.6m Nigerians Applied For Consumer Credit Scheme - MD by uuzba(m): 3:25pm On May 15, 2024
hosemujica:
Tribalism, nepotism and corruption won’t let it work otherwise it’s a fantastic idea. Portable comes to mind.

In fact, Nigerians are fantastically corrupt.
We have no sense of nationhood.
Crime › Re: UK Based Nigerian Man Given Life Sentence For Beating Wife To Death by uuzba(m): 3:24pm On May 15, 2024
Emeskhalifa:
So they could not enter to rescue the woman till they got an approval from their superior?
My question is, if it were to be a white couple, would they have been waiting till they get a permission? Knowing fully that the duo have had several quarrels and the man was barred from going close to the woman
White couple, white country.
They will protect their own.
Nigeria with black people is a BIG problem to UK.
They're just looking for a quiet way to tell black Nigerians to GET LOST without
the world noticing and calling them racists.
Crime › Re: UK Based Nigerian Man Given Life Sentence For Beating Wife To Death by uuzba(m): 3:20pm On May 15, 2024
cococandy:
Hold the police culpable

With all his history they still thought it was sensible to wait before intervening?
Hold British police for your Nigerian offence?
I laugh in Fish and Chips.
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They don't even want black people in the country before.
Two Nigerians now went there to kill their self.
They wanted to make sure that somebody died well-well before they enter that house.
Then throw the second person inside prison.
Which one concern them with culpable.
Celebrities › Re: Policemen Dragged Portable To Police Station Over G-Wagon Debt (Video) by uuzba(m): 2:49pm On May 15, 2024
flipdat:
how do i dress when i’m in nigeria, ill be touching down in a couple months.. I
Boring Bill Gates attire is always safe.
Clean shaven chin.
Medium cut hair.
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Bald = Criminal
Bushy = Criminal
Raster = Criminal.

TV/Movies › Re: When The Epic Cartoon, Voltron Made Its Debut (Throwback) by uuzba(m): 11:59am On May 15, 2024
The story of voltron never seemed to end.
There was one episode that a robeast blocked Voltron's blazing sword for the first time.
It think that story lasted for about 3 or so episodes. I never remember the end of it.
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Anyway, in recent times, Dreamworks made a version.
Voltron Legendary Defender.
The graphics are on point. Voltron is even behaving like IronMan somehow. l
But the story is not just sweet like the original Voltron.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8dGAY423QY
Celebrities › Re: Policemen Dragged Portable To Police Station Over G-Wagon Debt (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:38am On May 15, 2024
The correct starter pack for looking for Nigeria Police trouble.
1. Dyed hair & Raster hair
2. Pointy jump up trouser
3. Swagger standing | Not standing straight
4. Socks with slippers
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If you have any one or all of these combination,
you are NUMBER ONE on Nigerian Police WANTED lists.

Politics › Re: Tariff Protest: Don’t Derail Our Electricity Sector Plans, Adelabu Begs Labour by uuzba(m): 8:23am On May 15, 2024
Paraman:
The minimum wage is 30k does not mean every Nigerian earn 30k clown
But 95% earn 30k down
Sports › Re: The Purpose Of Prince Harry's Visit To Nigeria by uuzba(m): 6:50am On May 15, 2024
I tried my best really.
I searched everywhere. Under the bed, behind the cooker.
But I couldn't find any shit to give about this news.
Education › Re: British Military Instructors At The Nigerian Defence Academy (Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:18pm On May 14, 2024
Franzinni:
Once the black man in the presence of the white man... He is temporarily spellbound...

You see what brain washing is capable of
But when you are alone with your colleagues,
you spend the whole day insulting them.
Education › Re: British Military Instructors At The Nigerian Defence Academy (Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:16pm On May 14, 2024
They are back again.
Back to colonialism.
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Before anybody talk nonsense,
show me the picture of Nigerian military INSTRUCTORS in the British Army.
Business › Re: Melinda Gates Quits The Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation by uuzba(m): 6:18am On May 14, 2024
yad2eidi:
let the okpo remove gates from her name
And remove his money from her life as well..
Business › Re: Melinda Gates Quits The Bill And Melinda Gates Foundation by uuzba(m): 6:17am On May 14, 2024
bluefilm:
She's done with their satanic illuminati empire
Eh, but she enjoyed their money first, well well?
Nonsense. She's very well included in that empire
UNTIL she returns ALL the money complete 100% before she can be free.
Politics › Re: Man Refills Anambra Water Fountain With Keg by uuzba(m): 6:06pm On May 13, 2024
IkeOnyia:
In Enugu, water is a luxury. They are lucky in Anambra to be wasting water on fountains.
Water is in the water table.
Some areas are higher than others. So their boreholes will be deeper than other areas.
Dig boreholes to the water table, put pipes and water works and supply your town.
This is the work of government.

Politics › Re: Man Refills Anambra Water Fountain With Keg by uuzba(m): 6:04pm On May 13, 2024
Gboom:
Forget politics and tribalism and think normal.
Is there no truck that can supply the water to the fountain in whole Anambra?
I think then, that they have their priorities wrong.
First work on trucks, diesel and other important equipment.
Water fountain is the last thing on the list.
It's not by force to have water fountain before a place is fine.
TV/Movies › Re: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by uuzba(m): 1:24pm On May 13, 2024
Bizibi:
please enlighten me more on iptv
It's another form of Kodi.

https://kodi.tv/download/

There're different forms of ipTV.
It's not just common in NIgeria because of unlimited data.
Politics › Re: Military Uncovers Over 50 Illegal Refining Sites In Bayelsa Forest by uuzba(m): 1:11pm On May 13, 2024
Lavor234:
The military must have measurements systems to meet extant challenges.
We need to know monthly, how many kidnappers have been eliminated
The patterns of the kidnappers
The location
The MO
We are currently witnessing a security emergency and the military is the weakest link.

Secure Nigeria so we can produce
They don't have the finances for such work.
The small money they have is to buy one or 2 guns and buy food to eat.
It is expensive to run a military with technology, weapons, salaries...
Unnecessary stress when we don't even have any external enemies to fight.
Just fighting ourselves because we are not patriotic to our own nation.

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