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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Charges Govt Agencies To Reduce Regulation Bottleneck For Exporters by VaselineCrew: 11:10am On Feb 02, 2022
Esseite:
"Charges Govt agencies"... Sir, you are the Government.
As in...

Gosh!

Why can’t he even go to one of those agencies TODAY!!!
Politics › Re: ₦4.2 Trillion Debt Service: Economy Is In Real Crisis, FG Admits by VaselineCrew: 10:23am On Feb 02, 2022
Reference:
People like us no longer speak on these things.
We have said more than enough for too long.
Just enjoy your economy, country and the leaders you chose to put you right where you all deserve.
For the future regrettably speaks of a people who learn nothing so are condemned to continue down the path of tragedy.
Continue dropping names towards 2023 and hailing your oppressors you sell your souls to for a morsel that cannot last the night.
It really is sad bro! They are just name dropping and tribal bashing all day everyday, yet the currency keeps falling and prices keep rising.

They never talk about the problems that affect them, even if it’s to say, how can we increase police response times or how can we improve this or that sector.

All day name dropping dinosaurs like IBB, Tinubu, Atiku and the likes... people we’ve all heard about since we were babies.

Deep down I know some Nigerians don’t even want Nigeria to change. Imagine a Nigeria were you couldn’t even piss on the road, do you think Nigerians would be happy that they can no longer piss on the road?
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Is Qualified To Be Oshodi Monarch - Prince Abdulwasiu Almaroof by VaselineCrew: 10:03am On Feb 02, 2022
Maybe one day many years from now, we will get it right.

Meanwhile, I bought coke 200naira yesterday from Total. Omo what is happening ooo Nigerians?

Coke 200?
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Is Qualified To Be Oshodi Monarch - Prince Abdulwasiu Almaroof by VaselineCrew: 10:01am On Feb 02, 2022
michlins:
In everything you do, do it exceedingly well.

MC oluomo is a tout and he became so good that he rolls with the government. If he can do it, you also can do it
This your advice get as e be ooo, slippery
Politics › Re: Pictures Of The 5,000 Seater Nsukka Township Stadium As It Enters Final Stage by VaselineCrew: 9:57am On Feb 02, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Nice...beautiful

Put head together to bring development to your region

Not some dog shit biafra and ipob dream and goal that will never be realised and actualized

Fight for president...and me as a real niggar will vote for that president from the east
With God, all things are possible, even FREEDOM.
Politics › Re: Hoodlums Attack Aregbesola Supporters In Osun(photos) by VaselineCrew: 9:54am On Feb 02, 2022
So people were shooting in the air and no one was arrested ba?

No police to shot back ba?

Nigerians, is this truly the kind of society you want? Because you keep voting for people that can’t even promote law and order.

This is not normal na!
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Dwarfs Ambode In Achievement by VaselineCrew: 9:42am On Feb 02, 2022
Dapinski:
Stop fooling yourself. It is you Igbos who love to hype Ambode because you always support any Yoruba who is in conflict with the generality of his own fellow Yorubas.

Eg FFK, Fayose, Bode George, Obanikoro etal. The moment Ambode had a problem with APC and Lagos ruling political structure he became the Robin Hood hero of you Igbos to hype ridiculously and fraudulently.

You Igbos will never be objective commentators on events and developments in the SW. You are very predictable. Always easy to tell how you will behave.
Tribe is everything in Nigeria, you can’t even make claims without infusing tribe.

In Nigeria 1 + 1 = Tribe.

Anyways, I like Ambode for few things that affected me including:-

Changing those roundabouts at lekki epe expressway to traffic lights. Initially, when that was done, it greatly reduced the traffic on the lekki epe expressway. However now, the traffic is back, and I believe it’s due to lack or law and order still and some lights now working at some junctions.

I also like the fact that he introduced those 112 police cars we see in Lagos. Again, at the time when it first started, those guys were a bit serious in that for the first time ever in Lagos, police vehicles were actually giving chase and pulling people over.

What is sanwolus solution for people that run traffic lights? Is it to have an official that is STANDING, try to stop someone in a CAR?
Politics › Re: Scrap The Office Of "Vice President", According To Osinbajo Supporters by VaselineCrew(op): 11:26am On Feb 01, 2022
DrGoodman:
Rubbish and it's accompanying ingredients grin

They only wanted him to be taking salary and acting as spare tire, now they are using the same useless office to campaign as the man's main item on his cv. grin
I just don’t understand why Nigerians lie to themselves all the time.

One day the position is used to campaign as you said, the next day they say the position is useless and incapable of effecting any change whatsoever.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Wants To Scam You - Sowore Tells Nigerians by VaselineCrew: 11:19am On Feb 01, 2022
Dapinski:
God bless you ojare. Brilliant response. Sowore is the biggest fraud and charlatan in Nigerian.

I shudder inside everytime gullible, ignorant and misguided Nigerians mentiin him as a potential President.
But you don’t shudder having a coup plotter as president that turned dollar from 200 to 500 naira?

Suffering and Smiling!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Dangerous For Good People by VaselineCrew: 10:19am On Feb 01, 2022
Like when you stop for a red traffic light while driving in Lagos, but everybody behind you is horning and cursing you for stopping, since they believe you should disobey the light since the road is free.

You are trying to obey the law, but everyone is abusing you, saying you can’t drive, “your dada”, bla bla bla

and of course police doesn’t use car to chase people in Nigeria, so they just get away, and you start to wonder what the point is in obeying the law.

Maybe I really am a mugu, for obeying the traffic light.
Politics › Scrap The Office Of "Vice President", According To Osinbajo Supporters by VaselineCrew(op): 3:17pm On Jan 31, 2022
According to Osinbajo supporters, the office of the Vice President is totally and absolutely USELESS!

So why do we need to keep spending tax payers money to keep someone in a useless position?

They tell you that the Vice President has no say.

They tell you that the Vice President can't do anything.

Most importantly, they tell you that the Vice President is not responsible for ANYTHING THAT GOES ON IN THE COUNTRY.

With all that said, shouldn't Nigeria scrap the office?

Why are we paying BILLIONS of naira to keep an office, that has no positive impact on the country?

Office is useless but we are spending Billions to feed the Vice, Billions for travel and so on.
Politics › Re: Can Nigerians Vote A Credible Presidential Candidate Without Ethnic Inclination by VaselineCrew: 5:36pm On Jan 29, 2022
You can see everyday on here, that it’s only about tribe, and nothing else.

That’s why they are called suffering and smiling nigggars, the lowest of all nigggars
Politics › Re: 2023: North’ll Still Produce Nigeria’s President After Buhari – Bala Mohammed by VaselineCrew: 5:16pm On Jan 29, 2022
Everyday it’s always

“Where will he come from?”

“Where will he come from?”

Never, “What will he do?”

Suffering and smiling Nigggars

Assemble!
Education › Re: Federal Poly, Nekede Bans Students From Driving Private Cars On Campus by VaselineCrew: 5:06pm On Jan 29, 2022
membranus:
The question is where did those students got the money to buy those cars?

If legal, that is good. If illegal through Yahoo or rituals, like Pastor Ibiyomie prayed, it is those cars that will kill them all in JESUS Name, Amen.
Isn’t that the job of the police or efcc or something?
Education › Re: Federal Poly, Nekede Bans Students From Driving Private Cars On Campus by VaselineCrew: 5:05pm On Jan 29, 2022
akus6060:
Read what you wrote and ask yourself if you are making sense. if it is legal hustling, no problem and not when they are .scamming people and doing Rituals.
Wow! Really? So I didn’t make sense to you?

Sigh men! Sigh, sigh sigh, undecided

Don’t you at least watch movies? Don’t you see college kids driving cars to school?

Or maybe you banned movies too
Politics › Re: 2023: Govs Take Charge As Uncertainty Hovers Over Osinbajo, Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 4:59pm On Jan 29, 2022
aspabay:
Tinubu all the way.

He's Nigeria's best choice.
Lol, typical black matter

How did you get water to bathe today?

How much electricity did you get yesterday?

Is the road in front of your house paved?

...

Suffering and Smiling Nigggars
Politics › Re: Osinbajo At The Palace Of Otaru Of Auchi Sacred Kingdom (Photo) by VaselineCrew: 4:57pm On Jan 29, 2022
What exactly has this guy done?

Under his watch, everything became much much worse.
Politics › Re: 2023: Govs Take Charge As Uncertainty Hovers Over Osinbajo, Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 4:56pm On Jan 29, 2022
Suffering and smiling Nigerians with no water supply argue over their next oppressors.

Such a tragic nation and disgrace to the black race.
Education › Re: Federal Poly, Nekede Bans Students From Driving Private Cars On Campus by VaselineCrew: 3:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
omonla10:
Much better. I support this wholeheartedly.. Nigerians always have a way of overdoing things..

If u want to know how decayed this generation is.. Give every graduate a 120k per month job.. Most of these guys will reject it cos that's what they spend in one night at d club..
When I tell people that Nigerians love to suffer and smile, they don’t believe me.

See the comment with the most likes on this thread discouraging the use of cars by students, chai!

Why must we choose to be so backward in Naija?

Then why are there so many people like this guy I quoted that will support backwardness with so much effort?

I’ve never heard of a great school where cars are banned?

Is it Harvard? MIT? Oxford?

But you and all your sufferhead Naija peeps will be shouting, “Yes, ban cars”, chai.

I wonder if they have a mechanical engineering department sef.

Naija!!
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Corruption Rating Indicts All Nigerians, Not Just Buhari Regime by VaselineCrew: 10:00am On Jan 27, 2022
Buckeyemedia1:
Mr Man you are a child, even Yankee is as corrupt as the Nigeria. Nonsense.

Since you were born into corruption, what has changed in Nigeria?
How is yankee as corrupt as Nigeria?

Do immigration officers ask for bribe in yankee? When you travel, and they tell you that the chips you brought are not allowed, take N10,000 and try to bribe the officer and see where that lands you.

Do police officers take bribe en mass in yankee? When you get pulled over and given a ticket, fold up 50 dollars and give to the officer, let’s see how that goes for you.

When they go get American passport, don’t they all have to line up? Since you are a Nigerian, when you go, bypass the line and go to the next window and give them 100 dollars, because you don’t want to line up, then report back what happened here.

I can go on and on and on...

But something tells me you already knew these things and are just being the typical hypocritical Nigerian.

Do you even have water or did you have to buy water in tanker this morning to “baff”, chai!
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Corruption Rating Indicts All Nigerians, Not Just Buhari Regime by VaselineCrew: 9:25am On Jan 27, 2022
Buckeyemedia1:
Can you people ever change, are you not a yahoo boy or don’t you have friends that do 419 for a living? So I should blame President Buhari for Huspuppi’s atrocities?

Nonsense Hypocrites, the corruption index got worse, because people like you intensified your criminal capabilities.
Wasn’t it a police officer under this government that aided him?

Who controls the police?

If we ran a transparent democracy, a president would even make statements, publicly decrying the said police officer.

Also reforms would be put in place to checkmate corruption within the police force.

I believe a president really serious about ending corruption in Nigeria can get a lot done despite the difficulty, because most of the society is already corrupt, so one could do a random check here and there and correct a lot of wrongs.

So besides having the right subordinates in place who should honestly report back the dealings of a ministry or sector or whatever, a president can do checks him/herself.

Take the passport office for instance, imagine a president making an impromptu visit to an office to see the corruption taking place, or, or, remotely checking in via cctv with audio. At a glance, you already see the massive corruption taking place in broad daylight and subordinates can be immediately reprimanded.

Remember when Osinbajo visited the airport public bathrooms as acting president? That was epic, even though it was a one time gesture.

When you know that a president is acting daily to catch corrupt individuals, I’m telling you, even airport immigration officer will be scared to ask you for bribe.

A president can also react once in a while to viral corruption videos, be it involving administrators or law enforcement. That will go a long way to curb corruption as well, when others note that a president is directly interested in a case involving corruption.

For instance, imagine a president reacting to a single case of police corruption or brutality caught on tape.

Nigeria so needs an active president with the fear of God and I’m telling you, a lot of things can get done on a macro scale. Of course we can’t forget about governors and legislators.
Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Corruption Rating Indicts All Nigerians, Not Just Buhari Regime by VaselineCrew: 9:02am On Jan 27, 2022
Mr Femi Adesina, why can’t you start by making sure that the government follows the rule of law?

You control the army and the police, yet they are one of the highest law breakers in the land.

You can’t even get your police force to pull people over for violations, instead of standing and flagging cars down, something all developed nations do.

So if you don’t have law enforcers, how are you supposed to have order and in turn reduction in corruption?

Start with what you control Mr Femi, give us a 21st century police force, but I’m guessing you are not interested in any of that.

Left to you and the typical Nigerian politician, the status quo must remain.

That’s why I applaud Ambode for one thing in particular, introducing the 112 police squad cars in Lagos at the time. For a BRIEF, BRIEF PERIOD IN ALL THE HISTORY OF LAGOS, police squad cars were giving chase and pulling people over. You ran a red light and you’d see the 112 car behind you with its sirens on, flagging you to pull over.

Alas, like everything Nigerian, it seemed such respite from chaos was short lived indeed, the status quo of a corrupt and chaotic society must remain. So now, there is no consequence whatsoever for running red lights in Lagos, as long as you do it when no official is standing beside you.

You all know the solutions to most of our problems but you dilly-dally constantly. The kind of gengutsu used on Nigeria ehn
Politics › Why China Is In Africa by VaselineCrew(op): 6:29pm On Jan 23, 2022
Politics › Re: 2023:Atiku takes Campaign To Anambra, Woos Ozigbo by VaselineCrew: 3:58pm On Jan 23, 2022
funshint:
You even have to deny your tribe for the hate of another man. Verily I say unto you on this day; Tinubu's ascension to presidency is sealed!
See what you wrote in a previous post

Why won't they shutdown. They are the preferred bank for most multinational companies like P&G. Now P&G has stopped active operation in Nigeria starting from January 1. A lot of companies are shutting down and in the process of shutting down as we are speaking now due to the adverse economic situation of this country. May God see us all through the last year of this directionless government of Buhari. Don't be deceived by the "going digital" claims they are making. The truth is Nigerian economy is now too unfavorable for them to work in.
So first you admit that the economy is bad, but then your foggy brain now tells you it’s Tinubu that will make things better?

Gosh! Some of you are sooo daft men, it hurts, and you are hurting others with your daftness

“Things are bad, things are bad, let’s bring in Tinubu”... how do you even tie your shoe laces?
Politics › Every Nigerian Should Spend 2 Weeks In America by VaselineCrew(op): 3:40pm On Jan 23, 2022
When they come back, I’m sure they will understand why some of us fight, scream, beg and pray for a better country with better leaders.

They will turn on their taps and water will flow, water that is clean enough to drink.

They will not experience a single second of power failure unless there is a national disaster.

They will drive on roads smoother than a baby’s bottom.

They will experience Law and Order, where drivers stay in their lanes and you don’t have bikes and busses on pedestrian walkways. Where lane markings mean something and are almost sacrosanct.

In case of an emergency they will be able to call a single number, 911, instead of looking through the list of 1000 police numbers that don’t work.

They will not see conductors hanging out of buses.

They will not see numerous hawkers and beggars at every single busy junction or intersection.

They will not see huge piles of garbage at every other street.

They will not see child beggars, that should be in school.

They will not see numerous agencies on the roads all doing nothing, but a singular and effective police unit.

They will not see soldiers on the roads asking citizens to swim in gutters.

In fact, they will not see gutters, they will look and look, but will not be able to find gutters filled with piss, poo, larvae, algae and plastics.

They will not even see sand on the roads.

...


After they come back, I’m sure if you mention Tinubu or Atiku to them, they will give you a dirty slap.
Politics › Re: 2023:Atiku takes Campaign To Anambra, Woos Ozigbo by VaselineCrew: 3:23pm On Jan 23, 2022
Men Nigeria is finished.

Honestly if you can leave the country to a better place, do so for you and your children.

There are just too many daft people in Nigeria and their population is not decreasing anytime soon.
Politics › Re: My Question To Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 4:21am On Jan 22, 2022
I tell you, it’s as if Nigerians are under a spell.

It has almost become demonic, how Nigerians keep voting for the downfall of their country.

Even now, presented with another chance to vote in competence, they are screaming about where the candidate comes from and not what the candidate will achieve.

I cry for Naija internally sometimes.
Politics › Re: Francis Fadahunsi: Poverty Makes People Mill Around Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 8:01am On Jan 21, 2022
johnmartus:
Pointless I don't expect much from failed politician though. Tinubu got his supporters based on his good did.
Lol sure.

See supporters waiting for his good deeds

Some of you Nigerians see black and call it white, why?

Even when you see someone live on camera stealing money, you will still have an excuse,

Some of you don’t want this country to develop at allllllllllll!!!!

Politics › Nigerians Don't Elect People Based On Ideas, They Elect Based On Geography by VaselineCrew(op): 7:40pm On Jan 20, 2022
On the run up to another election, you will hardly ever hear Nigerians discuss problems and solutions, ideas and policy, naaaa, forget about that.

Who problems and solutions epp?

They would rather focus all their attention on the geographical location and ancestry of a candidate, like that somehow has any bearing on performance.

So they bring out their best thieves and start the debates based on the superiority of their location and not the superiority of their ideas.

Don't forget the name calling and spiting of other tribes, we can't forget that. Expect to hear more Afonja, IPOB and Janga--weed(Supporter of APC) thrown about, and some new cool names added to the mix, oh how sweet!

Issues like running water, law and order, electricity don't matter, of course they don't. Why should they? Why should black man care about law and order, lol, what do you think you are? White? sheeesh

We don't care about all that, we don't care about taking kids off the streets (what kids? who send), we don't care about any of that bro!

It is time to dance owambe and collect oil, gala and indomie, it is time to come up with the most brilliant abuses for other tribes, it is time to hail all our wonderful thieves, it is time to relegate all our intellectuals (who they epp)...

Whatever you do sha, please don't talk about problems and their solutions, cause nobody wants to hear that shhh angry
Politics › Re: If Tinubu Was Igbo,you Wouldnt Hear Any Noise From That Side.... by VaselineCrew: 7:24pm On Jan 20, 2022
Gbagura:
You said 'nawa for you Nigerians' but your flat head still interfering in Nigeria matters. You deserve to be decked a plank.
Then what do you deserve?

You that is supporting the impoverishment of the country?

You indirectly want generations to suffer hardships and penury in a never developing nation, yet I am the one that deserves a plank for pointing out the anomaly of a politician using bullion vans during elections?

The problem of Nigeria is that there are more heartless people like you than others, there are more illiterate people like you, more insane people like you than others.

There are few Nigerians that want running water, electricity, law and order, a strong currency and all.

Then there are people like you, that hang out the side of danfo buses and swim in gutters to support politicians.

People like you are the scum of the earth, and may you be judged for all the wickedness you bring upon your fellow citizens.
Politics › Re: Can Someone Tell Me One Way Osinbajo Has Made Life Better For Nigerians? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:19pm On Jan 20, 2022
No one can point out how he made their lives better

Did he improve the currency?

Did he improve the economy and inflation rate?

Unemployment rates?

Why exactly are you guys hyping this guy like he made such a great breakthrough in governance?

We are just too sentimental in Nigeria
Politics › Can Someone Tell Me One Way Osinbajo Has Made Life Better For Nigerians? by VaselineCrew(op): 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2022
People keep saying he is the best man for the job, but what exactly can you point to as evidence to back up such claim?

From 2015 to now, in what area has Osinbajo improved your life?

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