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Foreign AffairsRe: Niger Coup: All ECOWAS Chiefs Of Defence Staff To Meet In Abuja Today by WeirdAlien: 2:50pm On Aug 02, 2023
Acekidc4:
President Tinubu should please not intervene in the ongoing Coup in Niger Country. He should not send Military to Niger. Niger Coup is a build up to a Proxy war between Russia and the Western Slave Masters..............In trying to please the west, May we not jam Agbako by going against Almighty Russia.


Nigerian Government Be Warned!!
Why Una dey fear na? grin
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Stops El-Rufai From Addressing ‘Strong Petition’ On Kaduna Insecurity by WeirdAlien: 2:48pm On Aug 02, 2023
BOSSkesh:
Elrufai should take a bow and go
He is already a minister
God punish anybody that wants to stand in your way
It's your type that makes the country not to progress. Before being given any position, you must answer all questions.
What is wrong with Nigerians sef?
RomanceRe: Ladies, Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price by WeirdAlien: 2:36pm On Aug 02, 2023
Samantha124:
My sister paid half of her bride price... No one knew about it until one day her drunk husband told everyone everything.. grin grin grin.. She was so embarrassed.
That's an embarrassing revelation. But instead of paying half she should have prevailed on the father (or family) to reduce it to an affordable amount.
Cultures are different though. But bride price is mainly symbolic. No matter how much is paid, it can never be enough to take a human being home. Many Yoruba fathers in Nigeria return the money tagged "bride price" back to the groom's family, saying they're not selling their daughter - they collect all the other gifts (and cash) anyway.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price by WeirdAlien: 2:24pm On Aug 02, 2023
1Sharon:
Abolish bride price. It has been the reason for mistreatment against women
No.
Will you mistreat your Mercedes Benz because you bought so expensive?


.... unless you paid for a Mercedes and you brought home a keke napep. cheesy
RomanceRe: Reasons Why A Man Penis May Shrink by WeirdAlien: 10:46pm On Jul 31, 2023
DevilishMan:
shocked
I reject this in the mighty name of Jesus!

Amen.
It doesn't shrink. Never does. grin
But when you gather belly fat, a larger than usual proportion of it will be swallowed by your bigger belly.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price by WeirdAlien:
No lady should ever do that under any circumstance.
That's how irresponsibility starts.

Even if she sponsors the whole wedding, not her own bride price.

P.S.
If as a man, you (or your father) can't afford her bride price, then you don't deserve her. In many traditions though, the man's father pays that particular fee, because he's the one marrying a wife for his son. Whichever is the case, the lady shouldn't be instrumental to its payment.
HealthRe: Physical Effects Of Eating Spaghetti by WeirdAlien: 10:30pm On Jul 31, 2023
Gluten intolerance.
Check out similar outcome when you consume bread or semo before bed. This will confirm it.

If not, experiment with other foods to see which ones give you same effect, then identify the common ingredient in all of them.

Very likely the culprit is gluten in wheat.
RomanceRe: We have been arguing about this, Who Should Be Allowed To Pass First? by WeirdAlien: 10:16pm On Jul 31, 2023
1. Fire truck - (emergency) it is going to save multiple lives and properties.
2. Ambulance - (emergency) it is going to save one life.
3. Police - (emergency) it is going to secure some lives or properties.
4. President - unless the country is at war, no emergency on his schedule.
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger Coup Leaders Prohibit Citizens From Using Social Media by WeirdAlien: 10:42am On Jul 31, 2023
This is why nobody should ever support a military coup!
The first thing they do is to suspend the Constitution, and that takes away your fundamental human rights to freedom of speech and movement, right to lawful gatherings, and to not be detained indefinitely without charge. Because they need to do all that to get a grip on power.
Christianity EtcRe: Kill All Infants And Sucking Children, destroy all- Jesus 1 Samuel 15:3 (pics) by WeirdAlien: 9:35am On Jul 30, 2023
The owner of life says return them back to me. So?
Christianity EtcRe: Want To Know More About Deeper Life Church, Who Can Help? by WeirdAlien: 9:31am On Jul 30, 2023
Attend the church for 6 months and your questions will be answered.
Stop disturbing us here.
TravelRe: Null by WeirdAlien: 9:26am On Jul 30, 2023
Nothing special
RomanceRe: Can A Single Financially Stable Woman Love And Marry A Poor Submissive Man? by WeirdAlien: 9:23am On Jul 30, 2023
Submissive and man are two words that don't come together when it comes to romantic relationships.
But we know you're just trying to get attention!
EducationRe: Nov 14th Is Closer Than You Think…. Hope You Have Started Preparation? by WeirdAlien: 12:06am On Jul 30, 2023
Don't scare people about ICAN exam.
The first defeat you can have is to be afraid of it. Solving many past questions or reading back-to-back is not enough. You need to know exactly what the examiner wants.
* Marking schemes may be different for the same question in different diets.
* Some sub-questions are just time wasters with few marks.
* Some previously overlooked mistakes are penalised on the final level.
Anyways, whatever works you, good luck!
RomanceRe: She Is Threatening To Accuse Him Of RAPE Abroad by WeirdAlien:
Let him get his voice (and video) recorder on, and he should bring up the topic and make sure he gets her on record issuing the threat - he should bring in his own voice asking the lady if she would accuse him even if it was a lie. Just do it subtly with wisdom. Back up the recording on cloud or send copies to trusted friends.
This is the first step.

Second, avoid any more sexual encounters henceforth. She could make sure it's rough sex so she has vaginal bruises.

Next. Breaking up with a girl needs skill sometimes. A suggestion is to play the victim - there are many ways to achieve that.

I don't support what he did. But rape accusation can completely ruin his life, his wife and kids' lives.

Modified
Why did he wait till one week before his wife arrives? Why didn't he find one excuse and just break up without mentioning his wife?
If you want to be bad guy, be bad guy and be smart!
He is either not smart or the story is not even true undecided
AutosRe: BMW 325X1, 2004/2005 by WeirdAlien: 12:59pm On Jul 29, 2023
Wow great price!
CareerRe: I Earn N1.2M Monthly And I Recently Got A Visa, Should I Japa or stay by WeirdAlien: 12:24pm On Jul 29, 2023
Opurumiri:
Some people are so stupid!!!! You earn that much and want to leave all that to travel to another country to start all over again. You're a very big fool!!! For me I left Nigeria because I got a Juicy job offer abroad I couldn't resist!!! You better sit your ass in Nigeria and continue to make your money... Come to Philadelphia and see hundreds of homeless people on the street!!!
Come to UK and you'd never see a Nigerian suffering!
CareerRe: I Earn N1.2M Monthly And I Recently Got A Visa, Should I Japa or stay by WeirdAlien: 12:21pm On Jul 29, 2023
You know many people around middle age now are in this naija situation because our parents thought they had good jobs/businesses and no need to expand their roots abroad. Except those who became politicians or embezzled govt/company funds.

If you check the trend of this country from the last 50 years you will never be comfortable in Nigeria.
CrimeRe: What Comes To Your Mind When You Are This Picture? by WeirdAlien: 12:10pm On Jul 29, 2023
Benekkk:
Did the blood of Abel really cry out to God?
Innocent blood cries against this country, for failing them. Leaders shed blood and you see millions of followers still supporting and defending those leaders. So everyone becomes guilty, because it is the followers who give the leaders the mandate/power to kill.
That could be why Nigeria has everything to become a great world power but never been able to get it right. Because if you look closely it's like the country is under a curse or spell.
CrimeRe: What Comes To Your Mind When You Are This Picture? by WeirdAlien: 11:59am On Jul 29, 2023
Whatever happened at that place, whether true or false, no govt will ever accept killing innocent citizens. It will be aggressively denied and disputed.
RomanceRe: Men Why Do You Lose Interest Once A Lady Accepts You by WeirdAlien: 11:50am On Jul 29, 2023
Because they realize the lady has no real value at the end.
FamilyRe: Why Do Men Drift From Responsibility To Their Children After Divorce? by WeirdAlien: 10:12am On Jul 29, 2023
agabaI23:
No it is because most times, the women don't want them to be part of the children's lives but they will want them to be financilly involved fully. I doubt there is a father that will abandon his children because he is divorced.
This is the commonest reason!

Women never want to leave the children back for the man to take care of, even when they're no longer babies or toddlers.
And most times when the children are with the woman, she denies the man access to his children. And the man's response is "if you want to have them all to yourself, take care of them all by yourself".
PoliticsRe: Ministerial Nominee, Sani Danladi Barred By Supreme Court From Political Office by WeirdAlien: 10:26pm On Jul 28, 2023
fuckJones:
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
One kangaroo is enough to overpower an average human. 14 per person? That country will be renamed Kanguay!
PhonesRe: Thousands Flock To ‘AI JESUS’ For Gaming, and Relationship Advice by WeirdAlien: 7:11am On Jul 27, 2023
You can't mimic a spiritual being with AI
RomanceRe: I Might Break Up; She Hates My Friends by WeirdAlien: 10:16pm On Jul 26, 2023
When a woman wants to deal with you. The first step is to isolate you from your friends.
Your family comes up second.

After that your idiot meter will go off the scale!
CultureRe: How Did This Item Get Into These Bottles? by WeirdAlien: 10:10pm On Jul 26, 2023
1. Use a diamond glass cutter towards the bottom of the bottle, get a smooth cut.
2. Insert your crab and make it fit in.
3. Glue back the bottle.
4. Wind a rope around the joint to cover it.
5. Put it on display
6. Collect money from the deceived.
7. Enjoy your hard earned money.
TravelRe: My Experience Relocating To Europe by WeirdAlien: 10:02pm On Jul 26, 2023
Cool.
Don't let anyone scare you. UK is one of the best places you can relocate to in the world.
CrimeRe: The War Between Myself And The Enoch Adeboye Led RCCG by WeirdAlien: 9:54pm On Jul 26, 2023
Can someone please help this guy?
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by WeirdAlien: 12:46pm On Jul 26, 2023
Elxandre:
What do you mean to not lock the steering wheel though.
Nice write up btw.
Normally, when you turn the ignition key all the way off, your steering will lock up at a small angle and you can't turn it, right?
In this kinda emergency you need your steering to be fully usable to maneuver. So make sure you don't turn the key back to the last.
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by WeirdAlien:
ChybuzzDD:
Switch off the engine with the car in motion?
YES.
I've tried it a lot of times at different speeds and selected gears just to see what happens.

If you turn the key back into ON position without cranking, with a gear still engaged, the engine will start itself back.

Driving a manual will make you aware of these kind of things, especially when you just start to drive it.
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by WeirdAlien: 1:08am On Jul 26, 2023
Elxandre:
Neutral disengages the engine which drops the speed unless you are rolling down a slope.
But I'm not expert anyway, just what I learnt on YouTube and the likes. 😁
On a level ground every gear has an ideal engine rev speed, usually close to your idle engine rev. If you gas down on that gear and release the throttle, the engine will force itself back to that rotational idle speed. So if you're moving, each time you release the gas without matching the brakes, your car will slow down due to engine resistance. It's called engine braking. But if you put it in neutral, the car will keep rolling until gravity prevails on it.
When you switch off your engine normally, it forces itself to stop rotating, so if any of the gears are engaged, the engine will eventually force the car to stop, even if it was going down a slope. The lower the engaged gear, the quicker the car will stop.
There's some physics behind it. Manual drivers will relate more.

So if everything else fails and you can't stop the car, switch off the engine. Power steering will become very heavy but your adrenaline rush will give you strength. Beware not to lock your steering wheel with the ignition key.

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