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Interesting...

But this is the short version.
Why don't you give us a more detailed account of your journey?

It's sad that many girls do that. But not all.
If you have, give without expecting anything in return. It's when you give because you're trying to get laid that makes you a mumu.
But I'd rather help a brother in need than help a lady on a good day. Most ladies think they can con men with femininity.

It's not enough to breakup for if you really want her. Just be sure she's medically okay should you have serious future plans.

For those guys saying you should run, do you know where you're running to? Do you know even some of those "smart guys" have ended up with girls who had more than 10 abortions in their past life?

Some girls get unwanted pregnancy because they're too trusting and are not bad enough. But other girls do because they're trying to hook a guy. And others never even get pregnant because they're too smart in the game.

Short answer:
Unless she had more than one abortion, you should be more worried about body count

Some people naturally look like that. A few tips:
* Eat lots of greens and vegetables. Take food supplements. If you can't afford those MLM supplements, use Vitabiotics products like Wellwoman consistently, you'll be surprised at the results.
* Drink water like fish, never feel thirsty before drinking. As a tip - drink some water each time you urinate.
* Sleep well and be physically active, you can't avoid the sun, but reduce your expose as much as possible.
* Put on a happy mood and smile always. Smile! Now dimming your eyes while smiling will make you look like grandma. Smile with your eyes wide open. It will help reduce how old you look, not just for that moment but over time.
* You might want to tone your body curves with good workouts, so your body shape will help.

But in all. There's someone for everyone. Keep ya head up and never give up!

citygarden:
Tinubu has been moving with convoy since he became a governor and after. 90% of those cars are for people who want to associate with him or people looking appointment, businesses, contract etc because of his connection.

I laugh when I see you guys defend him with all your might and mental power.
Same way you they defended Buhari in the first 2 years of his tenure.
I don't wish that he fails as president, because Nigeria fails along with him.
But good deeds and leadership needs no defending on online forums. The people's conscience will always know that.

I've always told those who cared to listen. Your normal sugar is safer than Aspartame
I don't talk sweet foods and drinks, but if I have to choose a Coke, it will never be Diet Coke!

MXrep:
Ndi IGR have gone National. No nation can tax itself into prosperity. Production is what brings progress not taxation. GDP is the measurement for economic growth, not IGR that increase poverty

Gbam!

Hoelujohn:
It's done all over the world. Let us bear the pains, our children and grandchildren will benefit from the policy later in life.

Eeyah...
Did they hypnotize you or what?

jumper524:
Professional bodies too were subsidised?

My God, I know the govt is corrupt but if they did subsidised this much, them the govt would bleed.
The president should cut off all form of subsidies apart from education and start investing on new ideas.

The little money remaining for the govt to invest with, what did they do with it?
Without proper accountability, all these additional funds available for the govt will still end up being wasted or embezzled.

kyber:
And how does one let it bother him ?

If you search deeply, the influence a naked woman will have on your mind is mostly powered by social values, more than your biological instincts. You've been programmed by society standards to think of sex when you see a naked woman.
Else in those cultures where their women walk around naked or topless, all their men would be walking around with erections!

When you renew your mind genuinely, as the Bible says, you will be free from that lustful influence.

Scapegoat.
This should make others think well before pranking people.

Pranksters need to all get training on ethics.
They mostly go too far. Imagine creating a life-threatening situation for someone who may be suffering from high BP or physical disability or psychological disorder. You later say it's a prank, but it might not end there for someone who has a medical condition.

Nothing special about a naked woman until you let it bother you.

By the time FG reintroduces Tuition fees, some Federal universities will cost over N2m yearly.

Madness

I seriously believe that is not an ordered list, and it's based on some "popular opinion".
By international rankings you must mention University of Ibadan, University of Lagos and Covenant University in the top 5.

Low self esteem

lifenajeje:
My wife wants to switch from accounting to tech..

Which area in tech would be much easier for her to switch to based on her accounting background though she never worked as an accountant.

She uses excel well.

It's easy. Data analytics is the best route.
From accounting I self-learned HTML, PHP, JavaScript/Node.js, Python, C#, ... the list is long. I have a colleague who is a Java and C# guru, same accounting background. Mind you those were the days you have to read books and documentations and no video tutorials. We learned the hard way.

From my experience, the best route for a newbie is Data Analytics and Visualization, which can all be done in Excel, no single coding! Power BI is also an important tool to learn (easier than Tableau).
If she wants a tougher challenge, Python and/or R for Data Analysis.
If she is artistic and loves design, front end development (JavaScript) or Adobe suite for graphic design.

CartelKenneth:
well, Apple is a $3 trillion company so if there’s any community that I want to be a part of it’ll be on the winning team oh and by the way I take a Benz over BMW anyway

Would have made sense if you had shares in Apple inc. and by marketing their brand with your money you actually stand to gain something. The same Apple pay some people to use their devices, and those people don't even make any effort to defend the brand.
What gives a brand power is not the company but the loyal customers. The company's work is to keep the customers hypnotized into believing using the brand makes them people of status.

CartelKenneth:
If it’s not the best, then how come, it’s a status symbol💁

Read about market psychology.
Every mature industry has brand leadership. No. 1 brand makes great products, but usually not significantly better than No. 2 or 3. In most cases No. 2 beats No. 1 in a number of good ways. Choosing between brand 1, 2 (and often 3) is always a matter of personal preference, not because of which is best.
E g. Many people will pick a Mercedes over a BMW of same model range. But BMW performs better, esp. in unpredictable situations.

Whatever rocks your boat! But don't kill your pockets because you want to "feel among".
Africans are too vain.

CartelKenneth:
Because it's the best

No. To you it's the best.
To other people, Android might be the best.
I prefer android. iPhones are for people who love to play with toys.

99% of you guys buying iPhones in Nigeria do so as status symbol not because it's the best phone to buy.

There is no tuition fees in those bills.
By the time the new policy if fully implemented, students will be paying 7 digits.

Why buy an iphone?

Those guys never stop calling! No matter how much you shout wrong number or swear for them, they wil keep calling.
Frequency will reduce over a few weeks and later you will just see random flashes.

This is just an android device with text-to-speech capabilities. Still a robot though, but doesn't have any AI model onboard.

The questions you guys should be asking is why the sudden drop?
What exactly caused the fall in prices?
Would it rise again very soon?
Is it a cunning ploy to distract people from the PMS subsidy removal?
Diesel just gained on VAT. Prices of food will go up too. All your foods and consumables are hauled with diesel trucks.

They know Nigerians are gullible. It's all a game plan from the Mastermind. The gas prices will start jumping up gradually and steadily after some months. Come back this time next year and let's talk about gas prices again!

A sermon is supposed to be spiritually inspired, not just making inferences from scriptural verses.
Although NLP can achieve 99% accuracy the real danger in this case is when you employ deep neural networks.
It takes the Spirit of God to know the mind of God.

imagrg:
Stories.

A smelling kpekus is like mouth odour; no matter how you wash it, that smell would return.

It's natural with some ladies.

Believe it or not, sometimes it is erotic. I get turned on sometimes too when I am confronted with some mild odour from the kpekus.

I had MANY ladies before I left that stupid lifestyle and only 2 smelled. I don't know your social circle but how do you meet those girls?

The natural scent of a vagina is a faint onion smell. And it's not bold until it mixes with semen. But semen in itself smells stronger than a normal vagina after a few minutes.

Guy. Please you need to research more, you sound a bit uninformed.
As for sleeping with multiple girls, it's all vanity at the end of the day. There's no real benefit of meaningless sex, apart from being able to brag about it to your friends and followers online. Put your energy on fruitful endeavours.

Don't be too quick to judge such ladies.
As much as hygiene matters a lot, other factors are equally important:
* Diet
* Antibiotics
* Stress
* Dehydration
* Deficiency of certain nutrients
* Hormonal imbalance
* Over-hygiene - yes. Douching with water/antiseptic or other cleaning with certain products.

You guys should read up and make research. Don't just come online to start making noise.

But it's not as common as OP is saying. He just seems to have the luck.

NB
The juice from there is always clear and light.
With infections, you get colors from white to brown. Not all infections produce a smell or colored juice. Absence of these doesn't mean there's no STI.
Stick with one partner!

LeoDeKing:
NBA is partisan.

Their statement on Tinubu admnistration should be thrown into the trash can.

Your brain should be thrown into the trash can.
A president came out to threaten court orders based on his own opinion of "what is democratic or not". And you're trashing those opposing that.
You should go and study Government to understand what's going on here.

Racoon:
All these shenanigans simply confirms two things. Buhari’s APC committed a lots of economic and terrorism damage to this nation by promoting irresponsible government in allowing the atrocious and treasonable acts of Godwin Emefiele to go unchecked because top ranking members of the govt including Buhari himself, Mamman Daura and other members of the cabals immensely benefitted.

Imagine a government retaining someone a top security organisation like the DSS deemed a security risk and perhaps passed Intel about but the all was overlooked.

Including Pantami. Even Buhari himself made statements suggesting incompetence and security risks before he was elected. But Nigerians were too gullible to read between the lines. Buhari neither surprised nor disappointed one bit - everything he did was expected.
Anybody expecting corruption to decline in the next 4-8 years are deceiving themselves. Nigerians will fund this country and its corruption from their personal pockets in the coming years. That's where the economy is going.

This is what we need in Nigeria. Not police or FRSC or lastma pursuing you on the road and causing a lot more danger than the one they want to arrest you for. At the end you can call one DPO or Army Colonel or politian to bail you out, or just beg with money. Then we all drive like animals.
In places like UK, if you run a red, or use the bus lane. You will see your fine ticket at your doorstep the next morning - that money you're hurrying to go and make, you will pay it as fine. Refusing to pay would destroy your credit score or even land you in jail. Now why won't you obey the traffic rules?