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In my opinion, women were not born with Cooking utensils just like a man wasn't born with ATM/Credit Cards.

I expect my own wife to know how to cook things I won't puke on

[size=18pt]I will forgive her and then forget completely about her. I don't like "tokunbo cars"  [/size]

@Beaf, my point exactly!!!

pendo89:
Good. Add strictly confidential to that.

at least if every girl answers my question like this, I will know where not to LOOK 

pendo89:
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hey whyAwhy _{what a name lol}
whom are you doing research for?
This question doesnt bother me at all.But beyond that is private and confidential.
we are now.

You have answered my question     

@pendo89: Next question: Did He sleep with you? or did you sleep with him ?

I really don't care if you've had 1000 boyfriends as long as none has slept with you

There's something about the past, it will surely and always catch up with the present.

To outsmart the past, the two parties involved should open up and come out clean to each other about their "histories". It's better to be told than to hear it.

if only we can allow chaffing to start only in marriage no one will have a "past". I know myself, I have never successfully lived past it. I prefer clean slate all the time

I am so jealous, I won't allow my bride wear tube on the wedding day . Now everyone will be savouring what's supposed to be kept under the garment.

I have been to weddings and I feel so ashamed, some of you will say did the groom complain, well personally, i believe some women are heady so there husband to be would have no say in what they decide to wear, afterall "it's my day".

For me, it's a CAPITAL NO. I fit say, "I don't do" at the altar cos of that

10th October, 2045 - 6months in Office as Nigeria's President

next 10th December, 2012

@Lastpage: I love your determination and contribution.

This is a sincere heart who knows what he wants

I think people should learn to look away from the past, if you've made a mistake, the brush is still in your own hands to rewrite your story.

His profile says a last active status in August, thank goodness you didn't do it

I broke up with  my girl friend because of Inner Beauty

She's so conceited and selfish.

but I definitely don't want to wakeup after marriage wondering, how did I get here? There just has to be a balance of Beauty but on the Scale of 1 - 10, I want inner beauty to close in on 10, while outer beauty can be anywhere between 5 and 10

@Tavarish: If you belong to a university in which one person in the I.T section has access to student records and can change results at will, then your uni is on a long thing.

I graduated from OAU, the results are in at least 3 different places

1. The Department keeps it's own records
2. The Student Records department has it's own
3. The faculty has it's own

When Senate seats meets to review final graduation results, the 3 are verified for accuracy and you've got to bribe over 20 people to make sure the results are altered on all three

All 3 are not networked online in anyway, so BEAT THAT!!!

[size=15 pt]I see a lot of frustration on this thread. Someone makes a 1st class and you haunt them all their life trying to know what they will become or where you can easily spite them. Nawa oh.

If first class and 2.1 or whatever grade were that easy to "la cram, la pour" or "buy", why not take a step back, and go and buy your own!!!

For all I care, if you studied "Rice and Beans" in University and made it out with a grade above pass either it is a 3rd class, 2nd class or 1st class, it only certifies your head fit to make certain decisions and not that you are a genius.
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shawl:
@WhyAWhy
None of the activities that you have listed constitute 'an act of worship' in christianity.

The questioner specifically mention that: "So did Jesus ever sing and dance when worshiping God." - samsonola.

So obviously, it is you who have tried to address the serious issue of 'an act of worship' with a listing of mundane ones.

Jesus is our example but He definitely can't live exactly the live style we are expected to all live throughout our lives (so that we can copy "step" by "step". The "Act of worship" is more than a song

Is this for real?

Africa to send troops, food parcels to UK as riots spread
ETHIOPIA. The African Union today adopted a unilateral resolution to deploy army troops and care packages to England as looting and violence spread from London to other major cities. Spokesperson Charity Khumalo said “We can no longer stand by while these savages tear themselves apart.”

The AU, meeting today in an emergency session to discuss the ongoing rioting in the UK, has declared that they will do “everything in their power to help bring civilisation to England”.

“It’s just so sad, you know?” said Khumalo, speaking from the organisation’s HQ in Addis Ababa. “Sitting here and watching them on TV while their society implodes. We cannot in good conscience remain idle and let it happen.”

The AU has announced a range of initiatives that Africans can get involved with to help alleviate the misery of the English.

“For instance, we have launched an ‘Adopt an English child’ programme,” Khumalo explained, showing journalists brochures featuring the faces of English kids. “If you donate a mere R50 a month, you can see to it that sweet little Johnny from Peckham receives a basic education, a pack of condoms and a pair of pimpin’ Nikes.”

Khumalo also said that the AU would be parachuting in dentists along with army troops as part of a ‘Feel better about yourselves, Brits!’ initiative.

“You can understand why they’re turning on each other,” the spokesperson told journalists. “You look in the mirror and you see teeth untouched by modern dentistry. It’s heartbreaking enough to make anyone put a brick through a Starbucks.”

The organisation also plans to air-drop care packages on major UK cities.

“Vegetables, mainly,” Khumalo confirmed. “We’re sending them vegetables and toothpaste.”

The AU’s flagship event, however, will be a star-studded rock concert to be held in Johannesburg, with all proceeds going towards the establishment of mobile libraries around the UK. Artists ranging from Mafikizolo to Steve Hofmeyr have pledged to perform at the show.

“As a humanitarian, it’s the least I can do,” Hofmeyr said yesterday. “I look at those photos of the adorable little beasts knifing each other in fights over looted X-Boxes and I want to hug them and give them a nice hot cup of Milo.”

Meanwhile, the week’s events have seen terrified South Africans in London and Manchester packing their bags for home.

“This country is going to the dogs, dude,” said Werner du Preez, a gap-year student from Johannesburg. “I’ve been offered a nice little two-bedroom place in Hillbrow where I can feel safe again.”

source: http://www.hayibo.com/africa-to-send-troops-food-parcels-to-uk-as-riots-spread/

ThiefOfHearts:
Read what? Your pitiful attempt at English?

You keep talking about what people should HAVE done

what about those who are ALREADY in? Go and sit down instead of arguing with women like a phaggot.

Once again go and find Titi's daughter and yarn your dust.

Stay within context. You might need to pick a jotter when I am talking.