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walcolm:
the type of hole you can never get invited to

thanks for telling me, you know i don't do TOKUNBO

^^^ see cooking pot calling kettle black

walcolm:
professionals didnt consolidate on  a bb as a work tool, the blackberry is the work tool for any serious minded professional and your iphone and android phones are mostly play things

^^^ What hole did you creep out of ?


As a rule of thumb: I don't even get close to people who are fixed to bb. Once i see you flicking something all the time, i am outta here. I never need a bb for nada.

they do this in india so it's not a dumb question to ask,

Look at it from the other side of the table, assuming the requirements of culture were overturned such that the woman has to pay a "groom" price. What's your take on it.

^^^ yeah so how many women have you slept with

lefulefu:
even virgins girls need a bad boy as a husband.a guy very good in chopping punny is the dream guy for a virgin gal because she wants to be eaten.chie! virgin boys nothin 4 u

it defies all logic

Fokativ:
Omon, leave dat thing ooo. I've met a lady in her early 50s b/4 who jokingly told me she thinks she's f**ucked like 5,000 men! When I expressed shock, she only smiled and said "look, I've been divorced for over 28yrs now"

Shits do happen, just believe

ah!!! that one na public latrine oh 
Was she doing it for charity ?

Walala:
As a Yoruba guy, I already know I would cheat and my partner will forgive because i got that "Gwap" $$$$$$.  My forefathers have always been randy and the conquest of women is seen as a sign of wealth.  Cheating is very necessary for a man to remain sane in his relationship as long as you use a condom and protect yourself and your wife.  Any lady that still believes that her man will not cheat in their marriage can call me so that I can sell the Third Mainland Bridge to her.  

Women are like cars and even people wey get ferrari dey tire and then go buy new car even if it ain't as good as their ferrari.

People like you are the ones ruining family life.

Indeed, Not every man with something hanging between his thighs is supposed to be a husband

200 men ke, she be public toilet?!!!

Question number 1 to ask before the relationship proceeds

if answer >= 1, logout
else if answer == 0
this.Load(relationship)

endif

George_D:
are still on this topic?

^^ Jog on, there are new people on nairaland everyday!


This isn't rocket science! It's not about if he can afford it, it's about the purpose of the ring.

Will you marry me?, that's what he asked
The lady said "Yes", and then he placed a ring on it to symbolise that commitment.

When the lady came back to say "No", I believe the symbol of the commitment should be returned to truly affirm her "NO-ship". If she's got shame she should return it even if it costs the guy =N=5. If the guy takes the situation to any court of law, he would win without a single sweat or the lady be asked to pay back the equivalent in cash.

agitator:
what is $9000, if he can afford it, he can also forget about it

This isn't rocket science! It's not about if he can afford it, it's about the purpose of the ring.

Will you marry me?, that's what he asked
The lady said "Yes", and then he placed a ring on it to symbolise that commitment.

When the lady came back to say "No", I believe the symbol of the commitment should be returned to truly affirm her "NO-ship". If she's got shame she should return it even if it costs the guy =N=5. If the guy takes the situation to any court of law, he would win without a single sweat or the lady be asked to pay back the equivalent in cash.

either rumour or not, I don't even see the reason why this should affect anyone, live your life right simples,

yes, but what's the point? Toothbrush is never a scarce commodity

I feel for the Op

I have dissappeared from prospective ladies simply cos of food.

I however would teach a woman that's willing to learn while we are courting, I cook quite well and infact just finished baking meatpie, I don't expect to marry a chef, I wouldn't also want to be taking turns at the loo everyday.

typical question i use to screen ladies,

Once I hear Yes,  I close that chapter patapata

^^^ your head is correct jare

Many of those who claim to have been with several babes are still crappy according to a babe I once dated.

You can spend years doing the wrong thing or going about things the wrong way and keep telling yourself you are a pro.

soft girl:
For me it was fun, all talk time, discision time and planing on how to have a beter home. As for love making it was just ones and we slept off but the two weeks honey moon was hummmmmmmmmm, don't mention

Are you kidding me?!!! Then what did you spend your courtship period on?

haba why would you call anyone cheap, i think Tokunbo would have been a better word

remoranger:
@jarus and okija. u guys seem to be missing the point. i wonder how u guys respond to the questions in exams?. or hopefully u guys are not students. nobody is beefing rich kids in my post. read it again. there is nothing bad in connection. in jand and yankee. it is called networking.

I get most of my major contracts from connection, oops. networking

i am just saying this whole bloody thread is unrealistic from the matters on ground especially to all those saying 18 and NYSC. Pull your heads from the clouds and look around the country, hell naw, look just down the streets, at what age do people graduate sef,

this thread would have been more fitting for an American forum.

I will keep praying for your comprehension and Verbal reasoning skills

smh

It's obvious very few people understand technology, I even laugh at people who said they called the number back, you definitely don't understand that there are various categories of numbers.

I don't see the point in people even having statuses on facebook

I believe in only 2: "single" or "Married"

every other person is a joker! , can't count the number of engaged that turned complicated or single again

If he channels his energy into a good business he'd probably be too busy making money than "strafing" a woman night and day

Before I finished my NYSC, my father told me he had set money aside (N6million) for my post graduate studies in U.K, I didn't feel so good that I was still depending on him though he never complained, luckily for me, I got a scholarship for my masters and that was it for me.

DerMeister:
You are single because nobody wants you NOT because you think it's your choice, Keep deceiving yourself!!

^^^ I have a feeling you got low self esteem,, seeking for acceptance by desperately wanting a change of status

[size=13pt]since I am not married, the only valid status I can readily claim is SINGLE,  no be wetin dem de write for form be that?[/size]

ebonyvibe:
Yes cos your wife might just earn 750k. Some men's mind are both shallow.

My husband and i earn way more than the stated amount each and trust me we still want more money.

Depends on your aspirations man

^^ A woman in whom I am well pleased,