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StJasper:
You are wrong!!!

The surety must deposit the money with the court and the money will only be refunded to the surety if the defendant obeys all the bail terms.

No mind them, they'll just be forming know it all on what they know nothing about. no be here we dey when Abaribe lost 100m or na 150m he use bail Kanu.

Some of you are just misleading others.

Take for example Nnamdi kanu case, that senator paid 100m or so in cash before Kanu was released. When he jumped bail he was even demanding his money back claiming it was the fg that made him ran away.

When a court grants you 20m naira bail you'll pay that money to the bank account before you can be released, sometimes the judge will mention the particular account the money will be paid into in most cases other conditions will be attached to it like your surety must worth a certain amount, have houses in a certain area, be a level 16 or a director in the federal civil servant.

So you must fulfill all the conditions before your bail can be perfected

I don't understand some people's sense oh haha. The offense is a bailable offense na being granted bail doesn't mean the end of the case.

Bob risky own na brain problem, for this naija how would you plead guilty for such minor offense?

Why would he take such advice in the first place?

If na capital offense now I for say they just wan the judge to be lenient... Once you plead guilty the next thing is judgement but the problem be say he's a general nuisance even to the judge that's why he no give am option of fine coz normally he for pity am small for pleading guilty.

With his influence and money that case could be dragged till everyone will forget about it.

With all the big big charges they slammed that monpha guy abi wetin be the correct spelling self, the case never get head till now. If say na for Naija Dem arrest hushpuppy he for even contest for last election.lol.

DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂

That's why they usually give earpiece or headset to cover the ears. But I trust Nigeria local flights Dem no go give.

Lange:
But usually the fear and apprehension associated with the first flight is quite intense.

unless I no dey window side once I dey look down from window 😂 I dey always fear.

You're opportune for an opportunity to be chosen in opportunely Air peace plane and landed in opportunity airport. No be only you sabi repetition lol. Congrats next is an opportunity to the US.

Most of the People blaming universities for graduates who're not fluent in English language are either secondary School dropped out or school cert holders.

Do you think the university, polytechnic or college is having an elementary English language curriculum like primary and secondary School?

Once you can't speak good English after your secondary School, don't expect miracle in the tertiary... Unless you can learn and relearn on your own or forget it.

BscHolder:
heard that school is very rigid academically

Most of the people who rush in thinking it's an easier way to become a degree holder drop out after the first exam.Most of the students that graduated with 2.1 in NOUN(especially 4.0 upward) won't find it difficult to get first class in conventional universities.

No sorting
No mark upgrading
No money/body bribery
Etc.

The first two years exams is between you and your computer you can't even ask questions from the person next to you. It's like being caged.

That school is not for people who don't have time to study. It's for those who can read/study and assimilate, cramming is also needed to pass their e-exams coz you have to write the answers exacting how they appear in the course materials.

"Murder she wrote" by Chaka Demus and plier.

Me, I was like "umereshin don umereshi don" lol.

Didn't even know about Plier, all I knew was Chaka Demus.

If you grooved to this song then and you're still struggling in life, may God pick your call.

Lizzysamuel:
216-28 that's 188 difference.

1200-216 that's how much Agbadorian?
I don't even want to mention the 1950 ATH you guys took it too.

It doesn't work that way , you judge it base on percentage.

Two people(let say A and B)did business.

A invested a capital of 200 naira and gained 400 naira making a total of 600 naira.

B invested a capital of 600 naira and gained 600 naira making a total of 1200 naira.

Which of them gained more?

Smelling matter, you submitted resignation letter and you were not reporting for duty when it's not been approved. You're on your own sister.

Godjone:


When i was in LAGOS those days, there is this stench in ikeja very close to the police college. It was a smelly, toxic and muddy stench. Back then, it was popularly referred to as Zimbabwe.. .



So Zimbabwe is still the Zimbabwe of yesteryears NA wao
.

In police college ikeja we called all the dumping ground (refuse) Zimbabwe, so it's not just a particular one.

If things go wrong in the future, the man won't get liver to sack the wife.

lazkizz:
Thank God, I brought this 900w solar pump to meet up the water demand.


My rice is making me feel like I am in Thailand, in fact, in the middle of Bangkok.

After almost an hour in this yola extra ultra sun ... I decided to take nunu and kinderemo

OP how many hp is the machine?

Demichaels:
In LOVE'S radiant embrace, our souls entwine,
Yearning for the sanctuary of an IDEAL Home divine.
Like the PETALS of a graceful autumn bloom,
We flourish, entwined in affection's sweet perfume.
Pledged to each other ere our fateful meet,
No bond can rival the love we replete.
We are REKELS, crafting dreams in PETALS' HOME,
Creating a haven where love finds its grace. SEALED By the TRINITY

Mods do your thing

Congrats, hope you marry who you can manage bah? She should also be able to manage you too else this your poem will turn to "Pomo" love dey sweet at the beginning till see finish go enter am.

No perfect match in love matter, just marry who both of you can manage each other.

Scorpion is far better than snake.

Only pain no much threat to life, even without any treatment or antidote.

Speaking from experience.

OfeAchi:
There's nothing like juju or voodoo. All are figments of imagination which lends themselves to superstitious beliefs.
If you believe in them, then give concrete evidence of their existence.

Hand never touch you that's why you can say this , I pray you'll never be the victim of juju and witchcraft.

Something dey run up and down inside person like lizard, the nails dey shook the person for inside as the thing dey run up and down but after many scans doctor said nothing is wrong with the person as scan no fit detect anything.....

This one too na ordinary?

.... This person dream say him swallow lizard for dream given by someone he couldn't recognize the face.

Which kind yeye friendship you dey do with woman when you Knew you couldn't keep it that way. You see where cat and rat be best friends?

Since nothing like romance between you both she would feel so cheap for doing that and that's why she changed her mind.

Naija girls hate to be tagged as being cheap.

Even olosho wey you Carry and pay go still dey tell you "leave", "stop it".

NFBI:
We didn't come to this world to have only sex

But can you do without it? Can you afford to get just only that thing removed?

The wish of most women is to be controlling their husband. women want whatever they wish or say to be the final, once the husband doesn't agree to that hmmm... That home will never know peace.

Only married men will understand this.

Una no go date handsome guys like us and una want handsome son.

Heartless beings. She herself didn't like the child looks. He's ugly like his father though but she should have let the innocent boy live.

The only practical advantage I see in this roofing
design is its resistance to wind.

Contrary to what some are saying, this is not a new design it's just modification to the existing "old skool" design.

There's one such building in our street (family house), back then wind can tamper with almost all the roofs of the houses in the street but this particular house wouldn''t be affected. That's why people are now going back to the design and adding modifications.

BlackfyreRebell:
Please advice me
My ex husband and I are divorced 2 years ago. He recently acquired an European citizenship, he also wants to extend the citizenship to our son. Though I thought it a good idea but I can't shake the feeling that he is trying to use that to take him away from me.
He told me our son will need to come over there to finish the process of his citizenship. But when I went to submit the "application" what I saw on it is different from what he told me. The paper read that I am consenting to my son to go and reunite with his father. Or is that the way they process it?
Please those that have gone through same should please come to my aid, this is my only child and I can't afford to lose my child this way.

please don't block the way of that innocent boy.

Nobody is taking him from you. I'm very sure there'll still be communication btw you . Children hardly forget their mother even if the man doesn't want him to communicate with you, when he keeps disturbing the father he will let him have his way most especially when you're a good mother.

Kenneth4u205:
One Zimbabwe lady wanted to kpai me too . My only saving grace was that I fear God and never touched her.

But the man story is not complete. Did she infect him or not ?.

Some doctors said she won't be able to infect him if she is taking her medication regularly.

A good nairalander can help us verify this by engaging in sex with a hiv individual that takes their drug regularly

lol why can't you be the good nairalander abi you be bad one?

When women are desperate to marry they can do anything.

Kenneth4u205:
One Zimbabwe lady wanted to kpai me too . My only saving grace was that I fear God and never touched her.

But the man story is not complete. Did she infect him or not ?.

Some doctors said she won't be able to infect him if she is taking her medication regularly.

A good nairalander can help us verify this by engaging in sex with a hiv individual that takes their drug regularly

lol why can't you be the good nairalander abi you be bad one?

Daystar7:
Eazi that had about two years on chokehold with his unique style.. Leg over alone was a mad jam.
You are a very bad at whatever it is you do and u lack basic creative writing skill. I mean u can't even spell and punctuate correctly and your list makes no sense. Skibi shouldn't be there also. Small thing u for add Runtown

Don't mind that guy, I wonder what skibi and eazi are on that lists maybe he's not current and updated about music.

Skibi shouldn't have been on that lists

janedonez:
That Sprayer was exclusively for Spraying the Beans for Insects and not for Killing grasses

spraying late in the morning follow by hot weather can also burn the plants especially with high dosage, Anything apart from these simply mean the chemical is fake coz most pesticides can be used for wide varieties of plants without any side effect.

janedonez:
I did Beans farming to help sustain livelihood, unfortunately, the DD Force Chemical I applied destroyed all my Beans. I don't know what to do.

When I was offered the Chemical, I objected but the Dealer insisted that it was the appropriate Chemical to use, after going through the Label I also read that it can used plants such as Maize, beans and others.

Are you sure you didn't use the same sprayer for herbicide previously? Sometimes you think you've washed it but it'll affect your plants?

Fiscus105:
Soleimani a superior & sophisticated general than him was roasted few years ago, u ranted more than this, at the end nothing happened.

Raisi is wailing as if , .....if his own head is cut off by Isreal/us heaven will fall.

Something happened oh, they mistakenly shot down their own plane killing hundreds of their own citizens in the name of retaliation

Me wey I go still study am at 45 nko. Once your brain fit carry am and there is reliable source of income you're good to go. If I can't start at 45, 50 self never too late for me.

Lol patapata if the dream can't come true I go leave am for my pikin 😀😀

cenaman:
Na dis man kill Aketi.

So na e give am leukemia. Some people's reasoning self.

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