₦airaland Forum

Ekez:
shut up your dirty mouth

You should have added 'STINKING'

loba18:
As if they care, same country they couldn't site their office.

So they should site their office in a country with clueless leaders, a country where freedom of speech is now a luxury, a country where DSS would have rushed to their office to arrest everybody, that is even if herdsmen and kidnappers have not dealt with their staff....we need to always put things into proper perspective before making comments.

Amotolongbo:
How do you convince a man that you arent a water molecule deficient of one hydrogen atom if within few minutes of meeting, you’ve suddenly got ancestral financial crises to solve?
I set up a meeting between a brother and a girl, before we got home, she told my brother she isn’t happy cos she lost her mum’s necklace. What kinda nonsense is that?
Even if it’s real, can’t she mask her loss and keep that shît to herself?

You are dating a guy, the only currency you can trade with him is your pu$$i and the sole skill you can use to entertain him is your moaning during sex. These brothers get these everywhere they go. What makes your own brand different and makes him to stick to you?

Brother is broke, you don’t have a financial contribution to join his brokenness. You can’t wash away his “sapa”.
Guy is so deficient of idea at that moment, you can’t spark up mental contributions to rejuvenate his brain. Tell me what you are good for then if not a sexual specimen.

Wow, great post....I doff my hat for you Ma'am, damn....

EponOjuku:
Why didn't they send Garba Shehu?

The Presidency will surround itself with strange species who talk as if they are banned from thinking. When they see the repercussions of their folly, they start looking for sensible people to clean their mess.

Lovely post....

BruncleZuma:
So, why are we still taking loans and borrowing upandan like my neighbour Johnny?

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Exactly what I wanted to write.

Bloody liars.

maxwelltony:
Hi guys

Please i really need your sincere advice concerning my relationship, we have been dating for the past two years, but honestly speaking i am not enjoying the relationship, i dont know what is wrong with my man, at times, he would travel for three month without giving me any notice, and throughout that time, his number will be switch off, for the past two years that we have started dating, he has done that for over 5times, and i am getting confuse if i am not in the wrong hand, he wouldnt give me any good excuse and i am getting fed up with him, i dont want to break up with him all because we have gone a long way, but with his attitude, i dont think i can cope again, time is going...

Please i want the whole house to advice me because i dont know how to cope again, he has gone again and dont knw when he will be coming back.

Have you confirmed that he is not a married man?...because this attitude is one of their traits....we would continue our discussion from there once we get a confirmation...

Jimoh7555:
Yesterday one dollar rose to N495! I think this writer did a good job that we should all critically look into.

US Dollar vs NIG Naira: The Real Issues.

- Dr Oni Gbolabo

1. Appreciation and depreciation of currency is not related to race or color or who is the president be it Hausa Igbo or Yoruba. It is basically about production of goods and services and the demand of your products in the world market. A confused country that produces almost nothing will never meet up, policies only control your currency not the value of another countries currency against yours.

2. A country where over 500 industries died within 30 years must be stupid to complain of depreciation of her currency. We keep killing local industries and expect policies to make it up, it's a joke sir. Don't use China as an example if depreciating currencies and strong economy, China produces and may attract more export with that strategy unlike Nigeria that produces nothing.

3. A country where someone carried $2+billion simply to be shared is already a doomed one in terms of monetary policy and value. A country that produces Dizeani and Bafarawa who spent billion to appease demons. Those money without economic value is an economic poison injected into the system.

4. A country that favours importation over local production is doomed because it creates employment for another country while sacking her own citizens. Some people are working in Michelin and Dunlop somewhere, yet we use the tyre here. Don't tell me principle of comparative advantage here, it's not applicable.

5. A country that exports all raw materials without adding value is shameless to talk of depreciation of currency, to later re-import finished products of that materials is the peak of daftness. A bag of cocoa will go for like N1 million naira but when it is processed it will worth around N7million. Even farmers who produced raw cocoa can't buy chocolate.

6. A country that deliberately operate banking system that gives loans to importers at the expense of local industries is doomed and should say nothing about depreciation. Most of the loans are given to senators and representatives not industrialists.

7. A country that give loans in billions to agric sector without monitoring & evaluation of such loan on how it gets to the real farmers is a sham. A guy collected over N2 billion agric loan, he bought a jeep, built a nice house and use the rest to import processed pork. Meanwhile, local pork farmers are dying here. Is that not a double tragedy, stressing forex at the same time killing local industries.

8. A country that spend more on few privileged politicians at the cost of the populace who are unemployed should not talk about money depreciation. A country that keeps paying NNPC staff N10 billion as salaries every month when a single drop of petrol was not processed shout shut up about depreciation of currency. Crime is rising as value added to the initial failure.

9. A country where it is difficult for investors to register businesses because of the governent officials demanding for bribe. Right from airport, to hotel, to minister to governors investors will bribe, all these are part of cost of investment. A friend brought investor on estate development just for the state commissioner in charge to demand 30% of the investment. To see the governor in a state will cost you N2 million as bribe before you can be scheduled. This is a state as poor as anything.

10. A country where the cost of travelling for treatment abroad by officials will build world class hospitals should not talk about naira against dollar parity. Money taken to that trip is part of stress on forex. Same as forex spend on pilgrimage, let religion fanatics keep off me here. Without going to Mecca or Jerusalem you can still make heaven. You waste forex on pilgrimage to later be talking rubbish about forex.

11. A country where few people have access to federal reserve and those few can get loans are not because of what they can produce but the connection they have, is that country not gone already?

12. A country where we import what we produce because it's cheaper over there is gone.

13. A country that has arable land, teaming idle youths and still complain of hunger should not talk about currency depreciation. It's annoying.

14. A country where free money flows can never control inflow and outflow of forex. Imagine someone who wants to hide his loot went to Aboki to buy dollars worth $50 million just to hide it in the basement of his house. That money has no economic value yet it deprived those companies that need it to import raw materials, those companies go to Aboki to buy at exorbitant price.

15. A country where a strong bank owners can influence shares from within Stock Exchange room to inflate their shares worth from N20 to N150, crash the same share to N30 and ready to buy it back at N28 all within a year. Forget it, currency will never appreciate in such economy.

16. A country where banks are involved in round tripping and inflated cost to siphon money is doomed. A company wants to import caterpillar worths $50,000. A bank made the forex $550,000 meanwhile no caterpillar was imported at last yet the money faded into private accounts. Who strain forex in that case?

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Well said.

Agbegbaorogboye:
And what's most unfortunate is when the borders were closed and price of rice and other commodities rose in response, majority of those who were writing articles upon articles to defend that policy were majorly southerners. They failed to see the big picture of starving the southern businessmen to enrich the northern middlemen.
Not until the closure began to affect dangote and bua did Buhari make a volte face on the matter.
Southerners are their own worst enemies!!

The height of Buhari's nepotism asides giving the Northern Muslims all the juicy and sensitive positions in Nigeria, was when he closed the country's borders to hundreds of millions of people within and outside Nigeria, and thereafter opened it for just one man- Dangote. That was when I realized what a bigot he is.

I am short of words. This is so evil and barbaric, how can we be doing these to ourselves? Your fellow human being. These guys are heartless.

We thank God for the safety of the girls, you can imagine how many people that were not this lucky.

May we all have godly hearts.

So sad.

May God grant her eternal rest.

The culprits shall know no peace for the rest of their lives IJN.

Must it always be a Northerner?

I do not support any form of fraud, but you'd notice that most victims of internet fraud are usually greedy, with ulterior motives. They usually want to date US marines, British soldiers, veterans, princes, heirs to thrones and the likes...it's just a simple, the more you look, the less you see phenomenon. Greed is terrible, avoid it at all cost.

Onyemadonald:
https://www.trendingaccounting.com/2021/05/ican-unveils-ican-university-nigerias.html

This is a very laudable initiative, kudos to the governing council of ICAN and congrats to all her members and prospective students.

ecomalchemist:
stay tuned


Good one brother, what you should work on is having other streams of income.

Money works with speed, once you understand that phenomenon, you can't go broke.


Naija hard, you need to go out there and make a living.


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

You are a real business-minded person. I have read 2 of your posts and they both make sense.

If Nigeria had just 1,000,000 youths of your type, we would be competing with China and the US.

Well done bro.

Please keep that splendid and unique flag flying.

Cheers.

pocohantas:
I watched the video of his supposed confession or narration of what played out that day. You can find the Nairaland thread HERE

These are some of the highlights...

Great analysis, well composed. Kudos to you. Thank you.

Is Nigeria a muslim nation? Why is he calling Buhari as did to other Presidents of muslim nations? 'There is no smoke without fire'.

We are all proud of our guys. Congrats to them for this great achievement and a big thanks to them for positively projecting the image of our dear country, Nigeria. It is indeed a big win for all of us.

Very interesting video.

Unfortunately, he learnt the hard way.

Sorry MATE, see your dirty a*ss in Naija.

May God grant him eternal rest. Amen.

afroxyz:
Dont mind the brainless nitwits. I saw a 13 year old girl on CNBC asking for inputs on shares she wants to buy and hold for a 50-yr time frame. Tomorrow when the girl turns out to be another Warren Buffett they would say she slept with someonw or has a big God

Bros, life is not hard, take a chill pill and get some time to relax.

You can invest in shares, stocks, bonds, futures, real estates, etc. for all you care but there should be relaxation time, such as coming to Nairaland to discuss Okafor's law....knowamsaying?...so be calming down....

AdolfAboki:
Arrest Sheikh Gumi for trying to restore peace? Funny!

Is this a slip of tongue??

Nonexistent:
It's a reality. I've had so many experiences even with married ex girlfriends. If not for fear of God and respect for my fellow men, many men will be raising my kids in their homes especially the first kids.

God bless you for upholding such a good value....kudos to you.

The present crop of youths are unlike those in time past; they are very much aware and any insult hurled at them will be well received and returned with venom. Desmond was probably oblivious of this.

dave4rella:


Dated one while in school

She was from a very wealthy family

But down to earth, she never collected transport money from me, she will always buy food stuffs for me with her money while visiting..
One day she came to my house with a 2008 model of Honda accord, her family car and asked me to sell it so that we can run away with the Money,i refused and talked sense into her and she returned the car, she loved me the more and we got closer to the extent of knowing her family house, sisters etc
I would have married her, but I had no job or business or anything to introduce myself as..
And I couldn't maintain her.. So I had to slow down.. She's married and we are still friends..
God bless you where ever you are.. I promised to name my first daughter after you.

"...God bless you where ever you are.. I promised to name my first daughter after you..."

Wow...this is deep.

May you find a woman that would truly love you too.

Mayor21:
So today I was in my farm and decided to take some pictures.

May God bless your hustle and give you a bountiful harvest, let's just hope and pray that Buhari's kinsmen do not pay a visit to your farm...you know the rest of the story.

What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world but lose his soul?

Chidinma, stick to your roots and strive to make heaven.

Please ignore naysayers.

Power is greater than money, Dangote and Otedola know this and know peace....but people like Oba Otudeko knows but wouldn't listen. The dog that would get lost will not hear the whistle of the hunter.

This incident is so sad.

The guy in suit at the entrance is very lucky he wasn't lynched....If I were him, I would have quickly removed my suit and tie and pretend to be a customer.

Unfortunately, the bank staff that refused to pay the deceased might be following the bank's policy which can be usually rigid, leaving no room for discretion in exceptional circumstances.

The deceased's daughter should have however requested to see the bank manager to explain their plight, perhaps, he might have given some waivers after getting due approvals.

May God grant him eternal rest.

Thaheer:
Leipzig were challenging Bayern to the title this season,now they have gotten Leipzig's coach..
They buy everything that can challenge them,reason Dortmund are on it knees..

That is Bayern's strategy, they move in to quickly deflate the competence of their major rivals by acquiring their best talent (s), be it a player or coach.

Melst:
My dear, they have no idea. But they will eventually. They can't even wear our shoes for one month. See ordinary menstrual cramps, I'd be crying like a baby. Abortion and the pains of labour is best left imagined. They end up creating damaged ladies with cold conscience then come back and cry foul. Well, those ladies are the monsters they created.
Thank you for the compliment. One can't emphasize the need to be extremely careful especially with what is obtainable these days.


Please ignore that troll up there with a soul that is the exact opposite of his moniker. Lonliness is already affecting him. They chase everyone away with their bad attitude and nonchalance towards people's emotions all in the name of forming man. Last time I checked, a man is a man and need not say it to be one. Someone that can't even keep a relationship is calling himself a man. Nonsense and baseless pride with unfounded ego. I have dealt with his type. They come back begging after realizing their folly. Pride goes before a fall. Though this one sounds like a teenager.

Well said again.