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Good news, bad news who can say?

kunleweb:
Toor.

till ur in the news for dieing in active service...

After sex conversiation gone wrong.
"i'm sorry, my wedding is this weekend"

Na overload go kill all the boats ...

Ok.... she was expecting to get a reciept printed by the vjay after the knacking as proof of fertility and not pregnancy... Chai!..she must have skipped a step in the test process...so unfortunate...

NwaAmaikpe:




A well deserved win to Kidjo.
The content of her songs are out of this world. She is a mix of Maya Angelou and Miriam Makeba.

Music lovers and genuine content critics like myself would have given up on the credibility and essence of the Grammy Awards if another undeserving artiste had won this.

Sentiments aside, Nigeria is yet to replicate another Fela Kuti in the global music sphere.

Fela is the only Nigerian deserving of a Grammy.
Because music is not about dancesteps or groupie trends but about a movement, a message, reawakening a consciousness and yet the melody from real musical instruments.
This is a reality lost on today's Nigerian artistes aside from Asá who still lacks in consistency.

As an African act, till your music can be accepted by Pastors, Imams, Youths, elders, global leaders, United Nations and illiterates, then you stand a chance of being an African Album or winning a foreign award in Music.

Nigeria and Nigerians must understand that club bangers do not translate to foreign awards in global music.

drake has a 4 fucking grammys n i dont even like any of his songs

With 2k musa will get something similar at his popular joint...

Your work environment isnt healthy... Now u know its a sin to do such things to her as her employee... Dont go and be forming Mr right o..except u hv plan B....Appologise n ur good...

kestolove95:
Pls I need dat envelope

u just wanto check something abi

After this ... I want skirt ...

Thegeneralqueen:
Dude was in the bed waiting to chop someone's daughter i ran ooo

lol... I pity the guy though after TM .. The kondo go nearly burst ...

Thegeneralqueen:
A pirvate toilet everyone with his own

So u enter toilet go pee from there u waka ... The toilet must have back door...

Thegeneralqueen:
Came to his house and dude was taking tm after we finish eating i had to lie that lemme pee and that was how i ran away until date he still calls me evil girl No be me him go use di*k kill

it is aface me i face u house were toilet is shared ..or he uses public toilet... Which one..

Death is one crazy motherfucker! He can Bleep u up anywhere, anyhow, anytime... He chose to Bleep this guy up in a Hotel, while on someone else's wife, during sex of all times... Demn you! Death...

Umueme:
Lol....technically defeated still abducting students?
And why the heck is UniMaid still open?



#MyOpinionTho

if the school closes then thats a win for the insurgents....

No is no...why wont some he-goats underatand that.

AryEmber:
Nairaland is not hopeless afterall, lovely couples

no need adding "s" to "couple"

There should be a nairaland section called "stupidity" news like this should be put there...

Richdad50:


This will only excite little boys on this forum. Not for men. They simply walk away once they get a hint of a lady's wrong intentions. Enjoy yourselves boys.

Richdad

how one handle situations depends on who u r dealing with ..and dealing with pple requires different approach... If someone did that to me i would sit back and think, and so would other pple while some would not, there are lots of factors that informs human behaviour and how they relate to issues...some pple are not just worth the stress... This kinda Girl to me looses all sense of worth ..iam probably number 10 on the list of maga... Leaving her the seemingly matured way will be useless bc she wont feel anything 1 gone 9 more magas to explore ...so why should i waste my time prooving one yeye level... If her mum is mature she'll talk some sense into her head...

Davash222:
A girl paying for what she ate ain’t no revenge!!

she paid for his too

Sunofgod:
Amputation...

Some pple are just crazy on this forum..

Have more more sex with different women...and not just more sex.

Theres really nothing wrong with the result from here ... All these guys finding faults are just hating on him bc they dey are disgusted by the fact that hes a man thats all ... He looks way more feminine now than most ladies out there ...
Ps: i'm disgusted too...

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Seems that babe pussy is so sweet and nigga wanna taste some more. I remember some years back, I had to beg one babe after a serious fight. Even tho she was at fault, but I don't wanna miss that big ass and her succulent boobs. Besides her pusssy is ouuta this world . Oh Cynthia I will never forget u

hahaha..this guy na mumu... ..on a serious note though i can relate ... Oh Mary i will never forget u

What these idiots who think they are fighting on behalf every woman dont understand is ... If this guy goes down... Alot of women ..his wife , his daughters, mother, and every other woman that feeds from his table will go down too... And for what? a joke taken out of context? Hes a comedian for heaven sake! the same comedians that say 'we all die there", does it mean hes going to kill everyone and himself?...bunch of Hearthless pple

pocohantas:
I would never understand why Nigerian comedians do lots of rape jokes. If you talk now, they will call you feminist.

Dark humour or what?

Watch lots of their shows and you will see it has those themes. They will talk of how girls go on dates only to say she is on her period after eating pizza. That she MUST donate the toto.

Sadly this is the mentality of lots of guys here. You see such comments even on NL. They don't ever travel and handle white girls with same mentality, but they come back to Nigeria where anything goes to talk/behave anyhow.

why not ask the guy wat his motive is before going on the date with him? But u wont bc u know that will distroy ur chances of getting ur stomach, wordrob and pocket filled up like hes father chrismas ...u dont play ignorant to a system u perfectly know how it wrks ... Were Nothing goes for nothing... Even in the socalled western world same thing is obtainable among the citizens of those places...bu the difference the girla are honest enough to understand that if shes going into this then theres somthing at stake. If shes not cool with it she lets u know from the begining ... I wonder what pple will gain from ruining someone's carrier for a harmless joke which is taken out of context... Just bc theres RAPE in it.

Dstv now... Will easily solve this problem... Install on ur tab ... Get an earpiecs ... Everyone is happy

Asnafsaeed:
Nope, but I'm seeing what they are doing in the north

ok i donno wat part of the north ur talking abt ... In my view Jb guys are doing a better job than the chineese guys.. and this is from a direct relationship... With both companies

Asnafsaeed:
I'm confident in Chinese constructors, i prefer them than Julius Beger who have gotten accustomed and afflicted with corruption in Nigeria over the years

u think so? ... Have u worked with them before ?

Oluwa lo nile ati ekun re ....

This logo is cool but From a designers point of view . This second logo has a couple of flaws ...
1. The spacing inbetween elements are not even
2. The blue dot ... Isnt visible from a distance ..this renders it useless...and unneccessary ...
3. Logo is too compact ...characters needs to breath.
So, i still prefer the first ... Looks mysterious yet simple
And in my experience mystery pulls Intrest

Wheel screen.. Ko.. Tire screen ni