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ZombiePUNISHER:


mistakenly?..

don't think so.. this is Tinubu time

una go hunt and chop lizard " mistakenly"

Ijinle oro, comfirm talk

APC says in 2014 that if the 2015 election is rigged, the party will form a parallel government. is that treason or not? Let them stop ranting over what the LP representatives are saying now for they say something worse leading to the 2015 election. 2023, our mandate has been stolen and we will not keep quite, we were rigged out of our mandate.

If drug business burst for Obodo Oyinbo, and his foreign partners decides to silent him quietly. Naa so we no go hear anything ooooo

When a skitmaker and one of Nollywood act goes missing few days ago, his wife and colleagues went on air to cry out. A whole President-Elect Japa and his supporters says we should not cry foul, they should be the one crying chicken and turkey for his whereabouts. But naa Naija we dey, wey we dey take head waka instead of our leg for ground.

I once interviewed some guys for a post, the most qualified of the lot lost the slot because he has a tattoo on his hand (rejected by the MD). Such things have gotten people in trouble too. Some establishments frown seriously at it.

A Jagaban dey use money buy everything and anything he wants, make him send Ghana-must-go bag go Washington to collect congratulatory message naa.

Shee you dey whine me nii. Who is afraid of the Obidient movement? Lagos must be free from her slave master. GVR all the way

I saw that video too, it was a skit to sensitise people on the problems faced abroad when you take your spouse abroad. You need to be 1000% sure the lady wont turn on you as soon as she gets to abroad.

If your brother is AA genotype, he should stick with his wife. When he say "I do", it was to be with the wife no matter what.

jagarodi, baron extraordinaire, not in my lifetime will this happen to Naija again.

Thou shall not call the name of your Lord in vain

Na lie, Mr. Vaccine no fit catch koro

What is this man saying gangan? Tinubu is a Muslium, so is Fashola, the Christians did not grumble. We do not practice religion overzealous for here, carry your problem go north. I wan call you name before, but dem don beg me

Yansh wey go begin rotten soon. Wetin concern me sef? Make dem no just come to us for donation when the thing hapen

Jerry

Asians eat anything and everything, there is a cockroach farm in China and the story was featured on CNN program once. It is fact

Asians eat anything and everything, there is a cockroach fan in China and the story was featured on CNN program once. It is fact

Naa the flood be these?

If the loan merchants did not do their home work well to substantiate the collateral for the loan, naa their own problem be that. I was not aware when the loan was handed out and you want me to help retrieve, i go get percentage as loan retrieval or what? Its unacceptable to start sending threatening messages to contacts on his phone. What if the guy for the purpose of his fraudulent activity decides to just upload several fictitious number on his phone, you will still call those people or send them messages to find person who default on his loan repayment. What happens to validating numbers that will serve as surety for him instead of sending stupid and ridiculous messages to innocent members of the public.

Why is Mazi Nnamdi Kanu always in same attire since he was abducted in Kenya ? Are you seeing what i am sawing?

Picture shows only two terrorists, more casualties reported on the part of the allied forces. Boko Haram, bandits get emboldened every day with superior fire power.
The gallant officers are not allowed to voice their inadequacies in terms of fire arms. May God help and guide our officers in the battle front.

If it is a joke, the joke is on the Imam who made the comments to please a section of the populace, knowing fully well the jihadist of the north will not take it lightly. The truth is that the Imam read his Quran well to understand the Quran quoting Jesus to be a Messiah, quoting Jesus was taking back to heaven abd as a Messiah, he has uncompleted work here on earth. The "taking" of Jesus has happened over 500 years before Mohammed was born, yet the Quran affirms it.
No one is forcing the Muslim to believe this fact. He will come at the appointed time as written by the two religious books.

I had my experience many years ago, dated this girl for about 6 years and she never for once missed her period, then another girl came into the picture, was ready to settle down, one thing led to another and she got pregnant. I invited the first girl for a farewell knack and afterwards told her about the pregnant lady. she has to move on and let me settle with the one that got pregnant for me. Few months after, i saw her with baby bump and when she got delivered of a baby girl (a month apart from my baby mama), i was cock sure the baby is mine. two year after, we met somewhere and i wanted to continue knacking her like we use to do in the past, she refused of course and i threatened her that the baby she gave to someone else is mine and i will come over to her house to proof partanity. The look on her face says it all.
My conscience will not allow me to push her and just decides to let go.
Lots of us cannot pass the DNA test and i will advice you let her be. When you are ready to settle down, yours will come your way and with children you will call yours.
i rest my case.

Europe is restricting movement, shutting airport from passengers from some countries. My Naija niggas will still tell you is a scam. I contracted the virus and it was no child's play. All i beg is for you to take precautions, take the vaccine ( I have and will take the booster shot too). Stop spreading unfounded comments on the virus and don't discourage people who are trying to keep safe. Omicron variant may not be as deadly as other variant, its spread could bring about another mutation and variant more deadly.
We may have been under the grace of the Almighty for the low numbers as against the rest of the world or we are not doing enough testing. Do not abuse it.

NO FASHION SENSE KANKAN

For now, i ignore such messages. I wasn't there when the person obtain the loan, claiming the person uses me as a guarantor is degrading and insulting when i didnt sign any documents for such loan. The extent this loan Shylock go to to retrieve their money is bad. I may press charges soon, when i get such messages in future.

It is unfortunate that women this days are more interested in tailing their husbands to know who they are dating or following. Back in the days, mothers wake up their children in the morning and pay emphasis on the boys to see if they have erection in the morning.
His problem should have been noticed at a younger age and solution would have been sought for him. At an older age, shyness and the way some will react to his problem would not allow him to open up, depression sets in and the end result.
What a loss. may he find eternal rest

Just passing by. When all the people disturbing my people passes away, call me to vote

Liberia prison good no be small, you go spend 10 years for Naija prison come looking this fresh. Better steal again on the plane and be returned to Liberian prison.
I hope they are not going to be thrown into Naija prison upon landing here, that will be from frying pan to fire.

Liberia prison good no be small, you go spend 10 years for Naija prison come looking this fresh. Better still again on the plane and be returned to Liberian prison.
I hope they are not going to be thrown into Naija prison upon landing here, that will be from frying pan to fire.

Guy, stop disturbing yourself. The loan you were not involved in when collected and you never signed as guarantor, why bother yourself when they send such stupid messages? I have lost count of receiving such messages and to make it worse, this are names i am not familiar with, I just ignore and move on. I dey wait the day one bastard scammer go call me to say one person use me as guarantor for a loan he collects and i should help talk him/her into repayment. All the "EPE" wey dey inside bible i go use swear for am. Nonsense

The young man (boy) is the sniper (sharp shooter) for the team, him no dey miss. That's why others carry stick, dem give the small boy gun to carry. I swear, we no noral for this country