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Romance › Re: Nairaland Are Just Too Wicked by advanceDNA:
Borntosmoke:
https://www.nairaland.com/7422232/im-32years-old-look-very.

This was a thread moniker created for the problem he is going through. The amount of abusive word I read from that thread is enough for someone to commit suicide.
People are just too wicked. If you can't help him why abusing him.?? I really pity the guy. Some people even abuse is mother.
U too go soon collect.....nairaland is the only place u will hear undiluted truth.....if u like call it bashing
Romance › Re: . by advanceDNA: 4:28pm On Dec 27, 2022
jeromestarks:
If you're the girl on your DP, then the guy is stupid really. Why will he waste his time and resources trying to bone a girl like you?
Haba!
You don't worth it naah.
U harsh ooooo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 4:09pm On Dec 27, 2022
Blissguts:
With these, do I need a bank balance to be accepted for the teachers enrollment visa by UK ?

Thanks in advance. Wanted to know the required.

I have HND too, but with two year plus teaching experience.
Usually....work visa either come with support or no supprt from.the employer....if it doesnt come with support....U willl need bank balance of 1270£...if the employer adds suppprt then no need
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 3:40pm On Dec 27, 2022
Blissguts:
Please the ielts, tb test, and police report like how much all fit cost ?
83k
58k
40k
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 12:40pm On Dec 27, 2022
PROPEACE:
I once stayed in Edinburgh. While walking on the street to my house, some kids between 7 to 9 just fetched some dirty, muddy water and poured it on the wind shield if a car parked by a woman on the roadside. I turned and looked at them and the all ran away laughing. I wondered, what kind of upbringing is this again? The children in oyinboland are extremely ill behaved.
Shebi car still good......if i tell u wetin happen to me when i was doing my masters in scotland.....u go pity me... 9-12 year old children made a whole graduate cry... i still have ptsd sometimes
Family › Re: May I Not Marry A Woman Like My Mum by advanceDNA:
BirtherOfKings:
Sounds made-up.. anyway pray for your parents.dont take sides too
Father and son raped same girl ...3 teenagers cut the head of one of their girlfriend and burn it in a pot...all happened live in this nigeria

..but a wayward daughter and a fighting couple sounds made up....?? Okay ooo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 10:42am On Dec 27, 2022
GGirll:
I have degrees in biology and botany what's your advise for me sir?
Advise...if u are teacher and intersted..apply if u wish to migrate..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 10:32am On Dec 27, 2022
breeezefe:
Does require teaching license or qualifications?
they mentioned u dont have to study education courses.....but u must have been teaching in state schools which means u licence will be involved...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 9:54am On Dec 27, 2022
Hezzyluv:
U guys are just putting fear on me oooo
No naaaaaaa!!!!
Why are u afraid??
because of children being naughty and abusive...

U go just ignore them naaa...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 8:46am On Dec 27, 2022
SocialJustice:
What of the arts?
Maybe they will include arts later....
Romance › Re: Man Divorce His Wife Of 77years Because She Cheated 60years Ago (pics/video) by advanceDNA: 8:41am On Dec 27, 2022
VinnyBaba:
U dey mind her? sad

It's her type that gets Angry and Paranoid @the Mention of DNA Test!
Na them.... their vaginá no dey stay one place
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 8:18am On Dec 27, 2022
Jokerman:
Lol...

Is this to scare the potential teaching applicants?
Those children are even worse than the scenario up there
Politics › Re: Soludo Celebrates 30 Years Wedding Anniversary by advanceDNA: 11:21pm On Dec 26, 2022
Lazy people with nothing to contribute to their partner's will come undermine his struggles, sacrifices, hardwork, claiming her presense is what made him succeed....

some pple even say their kpekus is the good luck charm
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:47pm On Dec 26, 2022
elengine:
Thank you sir for your response. The summary of my question is, can I upgrade the standard to priority so that I can get a decision ealier than the standard time
Oh ok....have u checked your tls profile if u can add the priority as a add-on service??

If not....When u get to TLS on the date of your bio... u might be able to pay for priority
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by advanceDNA: 8:55pm On Dec 26, 2022
prepresh:
Please I need the connection to teach in the UK I believe I can do it
Relax....the portal will open to nigerians by february...

go and start preparing for your ielts, get ready money for tb test and police report....jappaa no easy oooo... and its not all course.... its more of ...maths, biology, physics, chemistry
Romance › Re: I Caught My Boyfriend Cheating by advanceDNA: 8:33pm On Dec 26, 2022
brandsoncharlie:
You’re acting as if you don’t have multiple options as boyfriends, because your boyfriend didn’t catch you first that’s why you’re playing the victim.
So as she catch am now...make e just dey date am till he go give am STDs.... but if na man catch am....u go tell am make he dump am sharpally cos na bítch
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:25pm On Dec 26, 2022
elengine:
Please my experts in the house. My wife had already submitted an application using standard and her biometrics date is 30 dec while she is waiting for TB test on 28.
Looking at the delay from TLS these days, can we still with to priority or walk in. This question is from a Novice please�
I am not sire i get ur question....
U already have a date of appointment at TLS for 30....??
If u want to chnage ur appointment date u are free.. but u may not get a refund.. and u will have to pay to book another....
Romance › Re: I Caught My Boyfriend Cheating by advanceDNA: 5:52pm On Dec 26, 2022
Yankiss:
Men don't cheat. Only women do. grin If you dont know ask the elders.
Opinion is free....
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie's 2nd Wife, Judy, Shares Christmas Photos Of Herself And Their Son by advanceDNA: 1:13pm On Dec 26, 2022
Emeskhalifa:
I do not see anything wrong if the man can take a very good care of the two wives.
. The first wife is just overreacting.
This child is not Yul's
Romance › Re: My Ex Is Stalking Me And My Wife On Social Media by advanceDNA:
Paying school fees??
.... is like some of you no dey hear word..
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:22pm On Dec 26, 2022
Abubanty:
Visa fee depends on visa you are applying for.
To get a faster decision time you can choose priority (5 days; visafee + £500) super priority (2 days; visafee + £800)

For more info check gov.uk
When did priority become 500£

this ukvi seff
Romance › Re: A Seed Of Laptop by advanceDNA: 11:34am On Dec 26, 2022
Divoc19:
A tree can not make a forest. How do you solve your own needs without people? Educate me. Even politicians, medical doctors to name a few at some point need people to solve their need.
Or is it because aforemention are not solely women? Because it is easier for cheap men to attack women at any slight chance
So u muat collect from.pple to solve ur needs.. okay.. continue.....
U already have the mind set u cannot save....
Its a funny mindset....
I have earned 20k as salary at one point in my life...
savings is possible if u put your mind to it ..
if u get extra from others.. ..fine...
If u dont ...atleast u'll know u got your own back
Romance › Re: A Seed Of Laptop by advanceDNA: 11:31am On Dec 26, 2022
Divoc19:
I already stated that I can't save even if I want to. I could do coding on my phone but on a laptop is better and this is the season of give aways. Ain't nothing wrong in asking.




If you have a woman in your life. Learn to protect her from hungry lions.
I teach women in my life to protect themselves from hungy lions.... ur own definition of protection is to give u wateva your want in the name of protection....no wonder u are looking warrior
Romance › Re: A Seed Of Laptop by advanceDNA: 11:29am On Dec 26, 2022
Divoc19:
You have clearly shown that you are not the kind of man that gives to women freely.
You are speaking for your tribesmen.
So, this post is not for you.
Lol....give to women?? U are sounding like the world owes women something becos u are women......i dont give to those that feel entitled whether they are men or women..
Its not my fault u women are more on the entitled spectrum
Romance › Re: A Seed Of Laptop by advanceDNA: 10:27am On Dec 26, 2022
Divoc19:
And what makes you think am appealing to men only? I have plenty men in my life.
They don't even know my needs.
Not all women are what you think
Learn to be rational in thinking...it makes undecided undecided
I know u are appealing to men because u and i know u women hardly ever beg your fellow women for anything cos you know most of you are all stingy ....u only support each other with "awwwwnnn" and "go girl" on whatsapp and facebook
..the chances of getting from men is higher...

Lol..she's calling for rationality...isnt that ironic..huh...please tell me what is rational about begging a bunch of strangers for laptop when u could have saved to buy this computer u need....

The other day u opened a thread saying men should give u women money because u women have needs...the funny thing is u were pround saying it ....


U might think i'm attacking you..i apologize if it appears that way ...thats not my aim....i just feel women can do better.......expecting people to solve your needs is not attractive
Romance › Re: A Seed Of Laptop by advanceDNA: 7:08am On Dec 26, 2022
When a woman expect strangers to give her laptop...lmagine the pressure she will give any man that walks into her life....

Some of them will even make it look like their presense in your life is what is making you earn salary or income....


men!!!!!! ...have sense oooo
Romance › Re: We Have No Wife But Runs Girls Everywhere. by advanceDNA: 9:04pm On Dec 25, 2022
Wiseandtrue:
Who is sleeping with the run girlshuh

You can't eat your cake and have it!!!

Tell yourselves the truth for once and stop blaming anyone for your promiscuity!
So a man should blame himself for his girlfriend or wife's whoring behavior....the way you women talk sometimes.... tueh!!!
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Mom by advanceDNA: 12:01pm On Dec 25, 2022
gaby:
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You are truly deranged.

Go find your likes to quote and engage in a back-and-forth, please. I don't do kolos

Politics › Re: Christmas Giveaway by advanceDNA: 6:46am On Dec 25, 2022
Shootdonttalk:
I'm giving out 5000 naira each to a male and female nairalander who have nothing to eat this Christmas. Please let's be sincere because there are people here who got nothing to show for today. Strictly for those that have no hope. If you have little hope, please stay off!!!
Everybody on nairaland has little.....they all have big phones and money for data.....nobody is hungry on nairaland

Check your area ..u go see pple wey no get...ur church..ur mosque...
Romance › Re: Gift Idea For A Lady by advanceDNA: 6:44am On Dec 25, 2022
Ehis8:
read nd understand before commenting. OP said moderate gift not expensive give.
They are not paying......they dont care
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Doesn't Church Of Christ Celebrate Christmas by advanceDNA: 5:59am On Dec 25, 2022
Lol... i too sabi too much for this nairaland
Autos › Re: Range Rover Sport by advanceDNA: 6:28am On Dec 24, 2022
Cool

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