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TV/Movies › Re: The Woman King by advanceDNA: 9:19pm On Dec 23, 2022
Ekabobo:
Yep.... My tots exactly...I really think the directors of d movie goofed big time wen king gezzo said to d Portuguese captain "speak my language wen ur in my palace"

Lol... English wasn't even his lang in the first place... Lol

But overall, despite all d cons... D movie na to die for!


By the way... Av u seen ruthless?
Tyler perry's ruthless...??

Nope
Pets › Re: Khaleesi by advanceDNA: 8:45pm On Dec 23, 2022
CrazyCrane:
After much consideration and debate
I decided to have a Caucasian again grin

Daughter of Bitcoin x Trapcoin
This adult is an excellent cauc men....whats the location of the owner
Pets › Re: Khaleesi by advanceDNA: 8:43pm On Dec 23, 2022
ebonyoyas:
Pup looks adorable.. hope your other dogs didn't have probs accepting the new pup
Reminds of the time i got a cauc....

I had a 1.5 year old male lhasa prior.... the lhasa was always trying to claim alpha as per first dog in the house...., terrorising the cauc, always taking his meat and food....

Despite being bigger than the lhasa after 8 months ..the cauc will just be gentle when ever the lhasa bites him...like he recognizes him as the alpha or something.... and also becos the biting does no damage since the cauc's fur is super thic...

.a year plus down the line..... .the cauc just change am for the lhasa one day..... i was playing throw and retrieve with them....a fight just broke out... the cauc nearly crushed the skull of the lhasa if not that i was there....as in his entire mouth covered the head of the lhasa

....that was how the cauc took the alpha position...they never ate together for a long time till i lost the lhasa...
Christianity Etc › Re: "Nobody Goes To Hell For Sinning, You Only Go To Hell For Rejecting Jesus." AJS by advanceDNA: 8:13pm On Dec 23, 2022
ChinemeremFidel:
This is the truth
Whats the difference.??..if u keep of sinning.. u reject jesus and his commandment...

jesus even said he will tell some people on that day ...."go away from me you workers of iniquity"

.....
TV/Movies › Re: The Woman King by advanceDNA: 8:09pm On Dec 23, 2022
Ekabobo:
Am I d only one that has seen this movie over n over n over again?... Dopest movie av seen in decades... Who's seen it repeatedly?
You are not alone....ive seen it like 10 times...The fight scenes where impresively directed with a touch of realness

And i also like the fact that they ddnt pack a bunch of sexy looking women with thin arms beating ruthless men, which usually makes movie fight scenes look very unrealistic...

They used tough looking women that fit well into the roles of warriors, with muscles in the right place


the sprinkle of a little bit of tragedy (Izogie's death) also made the story balance...

..
It would have been 10/10 and more realistic if they ddnt speak english all through....

i mean, for an african region in the era of slave trade, few kings, noble officers, and a few people close to the whites could speak english well...some kings even have interpreters...

...but all of them in the movie were good english speakers even with the fake accent which ddnt depict the picture of that era
Romance › Re: Throwback Video Of Basketmouth's Wife Giving Marital Advice To Singles Trending by advanceDNA: 3:32pm On Dec 23, 2022
detectivejones:
Does it mean after 12years she realized Basketmouth lack these qualities
Pple just like looking for things thats not lost... and what they are looking for is already inside their marriage which they take for granted

They dont consciouly invest in and rekindle the love they started with ... pple just feel love is on auto-pilot......
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 6:22am On Dec 23, 2022
djbaju:
Good morning house, I would like to ask if anyone recently submitted a priority application, I have done biometrics since the 22nd Dec, and I am hoping it will not enter next week. I thought it shouldn't exceed more than 5 working days.
Did u pay for super priority? If its ordinary priority....Guy....It will enter next week...

22nd na just yesterday naaa

So five working days will end friday next week..

Abi u no see weekend, Christmas and boxing day holiday in between?...
Autos › Re: Nigerian Used Nissan Murano 2006 3.5litre Engine SOLD by advanceDNA: 4:21am On Dec 23, 2022
chris4gold:
500k I'm ready to buy.
Ask for extra gear oooo
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 8:23pm On Dec 22, 2022
leef2022:
Reapply...asap whenever you want to travel
But make sure you put in when you have right to leave...
If your husband is working and paying tax. Let him be the invitee,and sponsor of the trip and attach all necessary documents from his ends in his letter he should ask why as a brit, who pays taxes, law abiding, he is being denied the privilege to reconnect with his wife who had just applied for a visit visa...
On your own part, considering you had submitted two companies, get both active. Submit your recent bank statements, and every other documents as necessary in additional information space bleep at the eco that would view current application.... state that you have genuinely twice put in application for different purposes to visit the UK just to have it wrongly refused; Citing previous applications, where one was for work and second to visit your partner.
Explain that because of your businesses back home you and you husband agree that now is not the right time to join him on the spousal visa, yet you both agree a visit is necessary, which is why you are applying for a short-term visa. Stress further that you intend to return to your businesses at the end of your visit to your husband.
That additional space [b][/b] be very clear and firm. Don't be abusive, don't be religious, just stake your points and ask why if you and your husband can afford the budget without seeking recourse to public funds, what the ECO are actually doing..

Oh I just read, 1st ur boss was sponsoring you for a visit and not work related... pls is the boss best man, or best woman? Na d person marry for una?
Abeg no go bleep, e get as ur first application deh.....
If her husband is british, why is she not applying for visa to join him even though she might want to remain in nigeria.....

that way she wont have to keep applying for visit visa that will expire and require renewal
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Threatens Me by advanceDNA: 5:52pm On Dec 22, 2022
So entitlement mentality dey pain women too
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Basketmouth Announces End Of Marriage To His Wife, Elsie by advanceDNA: 1:59pm On Dec 22, 2022
Iamfrank:
The issue is getting married to the right person... I think people change when they get married that is causing the increase in divorce
People just look for things thats not lost......
Instead if renewing the spark in their relationship...they will be looking for things they already have outside their marriage.....
Politics › Re: Yoruba Muslims Tried To Islamize Us Twice,not Different From Hausa Muslim-seun by advanceDNA: 8:44am On Dec 22, 2022
Eriokanmi:
Nobody can islamize or christianize anybody. You're the architect of whatever befalls you. They said we should not vote buhari in 2015 because he will islamize Nigeria. Baba is rounding off already yet, no single LGA in Nigeria had been islamized so far. I don't believe any leader would come and have his heinous way in a country like Nigeria
Its because u are still thinking islamization is just a religious move......its political than religious...
which eliminates democracy, and make power-hungry pple remain in power longer than eight years and install whoever they want
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Apologises Publicly To First Wife, May, For Marrying A Second Wife by advanceDNA: 8:26pm On Dec 21, 2022
chaseblack:
Can you explain why God didn't ask David to send Bathsheba away?

A sin has been committed and he'll suffer the punishment either he sends her away or not. Why should he send her away if he is going to be punished anyways?
U dey mind all these assistant jesus wannabe

....e dey try apply hagai and abraham case to the matter.....but e get why God say make abraham solve the matter that way
Family › Re: Men,can You Accept This Decision From Your Wife? by advanceDNA: 6:27pm On Dec 21, 2022
Romanoff:
What were you people discussing when you were dating/during courtship?
U like asking this question as if u dont know pple can lie or withhold info they know can be deal breakers just so they can get married...

Like u havent heard women not telling men their fallopian tubes have been removed or men/women lying about having kids else where....
Crime › Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by advanceDNA: 4:31pm On Dec 21, 2022
89Elpazziano:
I know but anyway to get him would be welcomed
Go to fcmb and report the issue ..they will flag his account and contact him.... he's doing japaa parole now...so he may likely have money in his account.....

But wait...has he blocked you?? Try call am...cos sometimes this things fit be a case of being indisposed
Crime › Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by advanceDNA: 2:42pm On Dec 21, 2022
Jakumo:
I demand to see them tits. It is my right as a connoisseur of female physicality. Check out that profile photo and tell me you too wouldn't like to see more.
Dont waste ur time checkimg profile on nairaland ...Its always a fake picture
Crime › Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by advanceDNA: 2:35pm On Dec 21, 2022
Jakumo:
I just checked your profile picture. Is that you for real? If your physique is so amazingly fit and sexy I have no option but to start a petition demanding that you post a bikini picture as your profile shot
Come on nigaa....
dont do this ....
Romance › Re: Nigerian Gay Journalist Goes Public With His Partner (photos) by advanceDNA: 2:22pm On Dec 21, 2022
How did we arrive here....





The parents be like ...mó dę jíyá lórí awon omo yii ooooo
Crime › Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by advanceDNA: 2:18pm On Dec 21, 2022
HardMirror:
grin grin you sent money to a known scammer? Where is the proof so we can help you. Post the chats
Its funny....everyone knows he's a "gamer" and he doesnt pretend or hide the fact
Crime › Re: Slawomirr Scammed Me by advanceDNA: 2:16pm On Dec 21, 2022
89Elpazziano:
Please I need help..I paid slawomirr 65000 for 100usd and haven't heard from him immediately I sent him the money. Please I need help...I have all chats and profs..
The guy is about to jappa oooo...collect ur money quick oooo

Greed no good for this life.....u sef know say lowest exchange rate for dollar to naira is 750-770 naira

U run pay 650 naira...awoof dey run belle
Properties › Re: Woman Writes And Prints Offences Her Street Residents Committed Against Her by advanceDNA: 2:13pm On Dec 21, 2022
When pettiness has almost entered paranoial and schizophrenic mode
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 1:52pm On Dec 21, 2022
AssistNG:
Dear gurus in the house,

I need your kind advice. I just received a refusal email but will need your professional clarity and input. 3 bank statements were submitted but the ECO stated two.

I’ll appreciate your advice as I am looking to give this another shot.

Thank you.
I dont get this ECO.....and its becos they have too much autonomy in denying applications ..sometimes they dont have proof for their claims ....they can just dey a person because of personal notion instead of standard yardsticks .....

is it your personal company and u payed yourself salary ?

or u are head of operations of another a third party company that hired you....??
Romance › Re: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by advanceDNA: 1:28pm On Dec 21, 2022
Did abortion for him?? Since when did men start getting pregnant......??

Oh....!!! Sorry .... she did the abortion on behalf of the man on herself....abi??.... I'm not understanding how u women do abortion for a man ..... are u a doctor..... grin


Contract killers every where....u killed someone for a man...women and victim games
Food › Re: UK-Based Lady Says Nigerian Foods Smell & Should Be Banned In Offices by advanceDNA: 1:12pm On Dec 21, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
Imagine opening FUFU in a public UK office with Olugbu Soup and keg of palm wine.

If Oyingbo smell that kind combination
Dem go deport you back to Nigeria

Reminds me of one old school song my dad listens to ...

Police!
Police!
He's committing suicide ooo
The black man wey dey there, is comitting sucide ooooooo
Romance › Re: Who Is Going To Take Care Of The Man? by advanceDNA: 1:05pm On Dec 21, 2022
BigBashiru:
No one is talking of sharing bills with a woman....I can take care of bills....the expenses I mean are if she wants to buy a new car she should make her own moni and use her own money to buy it....if she needs exotic foods beyond what I eat myself, she should use her own moni to buy it....if she wants Brazilian hair, she should use her own money to buy it.....

Wen it comes to children's fees, it needs to be divided....it's either I pay the school fees and she's in charge of their pocket money or I pay 70% and she brings 30% of both.

As for Nigerian men being too proud, that one is them that know....me I'm not a Nigerian man oh.....lol
Bills na bills ....
School bills...
Child care na bills
House rent na bills...

Some women dont even want to do anythin some lady on this forum said she can never pay her own child's fee

..even if im rich enough to do all....i dont expect i have to tell a woman to be part of the expense of her own child....
Crime › Re: Won't Be Surprised If Some Skits Are To Cover Money Laundering- Nigerian Doctor by advanceDNA: 12:58pm On Dec 21, 2022
BATified2023:
so u will just do one skit which people hardly know about then voom….. house for lekki,Benz n co


It’s not envy but it doesn’t add up
We know content makers naaa...this things are easily verifiable on youtube with their views there for all to see...

As per those flaunting after one or two skits...U dont know Nigerians and their fake life....
U ddnt see one skit maker being dragged for the benz he took on credit.....the girls are even worse....always being dragged for owing money for wig and bags...

...na nigerians way be that ....always overblowing their trumpet to make themselves look rich and increase their value....
Crime › Re: Won't Be Surprised If Some Skits Are To Cover Money Laundering- Nigerian Doctor by advanceDNA:
Nigga doesnt know Pay per view is raking in serious money... thanks to google.....

Think pple are becoming content creators on you tube for nothing..

People make 5 to 6$ per 1,000 view. I saw one macaroni video with 3.8 million views ....thats even small compared to football and some other sport contents....

Baba go and do the maths ....no be all boys for street dey into illegal shiit
Romance › Re: Who Is Going To Take Care Of The Man? by advanceDNA: 11:54am On Dec 21, 2022
Divoc19:
I love to hear this @ the bolded

You have ended the matter smiley
Of course....u like to hear what will not make u support with only pvssy grin
Romance › Re: Who Is Going To Take Care Of The Man? by advanceDNA: 11:10am On Dec 21, 2022
Divoc19:
And what is my perfect picture? A manly man not the one that competes with his woman. Rather he builds a support system for her and they are both great together.

Behind every successful man there is a secret woman. It can't be 50/50 one of them has to be recognize in all...Know this and know peace.
Compete?? Who's competing with you??
Relationships are not black and white.. there is not text book for it... i can tell u for a fact..no man truly wants to share bills with his wife. ...nigerian men are too proud for that....But if unforseen situation arises ..what men want are women that will support them and not frustrate them even before the chips are down....

But Women like u already telling a man i cannot do this or that in marriage when u dont even know how tomorrow will be dont deserve good and rich men....yeah....

like u all say... only virgin men deserve virgin women.....y'all deserve men that earn the same like u....lets see if u will tell him to go and steal to do more for you or u will step up and keep ur marriage alive till things get better
Romance › Re: A Girl I Met On Facebook by advanceDNA: 10:38am On Dec 21, 2022
Frank2021:
Good evening guys, please I need your opinion on this, please there is a girl I met on Facebook and we have been chatting and today we see one on one, so we sat in beer parlor where I bought drinks, I told her everything about me and I want us to go into a relationship she said she will give me feedback later at Least we have seen each other, so I excort her to market she bought things and left, so I am in love I ask her again to give me reply if she has accepted, she said she will give me feedback maybe tomorrow. My question is this, does it mean it takes a girl time to accept a guy for relationship?
This is 2022...u dont ask women out like u want to officially open bank account....u make a woman want you and she will start dating u before u even realize it..... if u cant ..she's not meant for u or nit into you at all...

Asking her like its an interview question is opening urself to extortion and exploitation..

Dont come back here and cry u were used and cheated on...
Romance › Re: Who Is Going To Take Care Of The Man? by advanceDNA: 10:21am On Dec 21, 2022
BigBashiru:
@ bolded i think it should read its not bad for her to support herself....

See bah, in this day and age, women get married whenever they want and in the course of a marriage they also call it quits whenever they want. Hence patriarchy is a thankless task that allows women take advantage of men....

After playing patriarchy raising millions for her huge hospital bills one day she wakes up and tells you she is not doing again lolz and there's no damn thing you can do about it. The controls that hold marriage together are no longer there hence its best everyone fends for themselves so that no one is used.
Lol....u and this ur roommate type of marriage


If u are not a billionaire.....the thumb rule is dont go out of your way to please anyone like some men do....i've seen colleague take loans to buy expensive phines and cars for women they later regret....

And sad part is...these women dont see it as a sacrifice and appreciate it....these mordern women see it as their right ...and thats why they treat u like trash without giving a fvck

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