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Family › Re: Few Ways To Love Your Husband by bukatyne(f): 8:44am On Feb 14, 2015
chucky234:
It is a ladies world
Some years back you thought it was a man's world,What happened? cheesy grin

@OP: Beautiful when they go both ways
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by bukatyne(f): 8:40am On Feb 14, 2015
babyosisi:
Ewoooo

Is it about DJ?
Nne what else can we do,we tried our best and he fought that cancer with all his might
He died knowing that plenty people loved him
This is sad

DJ rest in peace cry

This is the first case I really reached out to the person outside NL

He really was a very hopeful person

God please console his family. embarassed cry cry

Babyosisi, Weldone for your efforts towards DJ.
Family › Re: The Woman: Her Destiny, Her Dreams, Her Talents And Her Man by bukatyne(op):
Preparing a speech for tomorrow and What to drop some points on purpose...

1. No destiny is too small or inconsequential

2. When the purpose (use) of a thing is not known, abuse (abnormal use) becomes inevitable

3. When you do not have a destination, anywhere becomes your endpoint

4. All We need to fulfill our purpose is in us kiss

Modified:

Speech went very very well
Family › Re: The Woman: Her Destiny, Her Dreams, Her Talents And Her Man by bukatyne(op): 11:50pm On Feb 13, 2015
Lovely thread

Would like it resurrected cheesy

As usual, bashers and derailers not Welcomed

What do y'all think?
Family › Re: We Need Marriage Counselors In Nigeria Please. No More P And E by bukatyne(f): 11:23pm On Feb 13, 2015
Fhemmmy:
Never heard of that before, but i so much love it - factual and will add it to my collected sayings . . . . Nice
You have to pay me...

It is one of my inspirational sayings
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2015
hambehsam:
True talk ! That's so rude and lacks every attribute of a gentle man!
I hope so

Thought it was the current trend
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:36pm On Feb 13, 2015
MORNDEW:
ok. God bless ur union.
Amen, thanks
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:35pm On Feb 13, 2015
xynerise:
He panel beats pus'sies
Hahahaha cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:32pm On Feb 13, 2015
xynerise:
There are two types of single guy. One is a decent single guy and the other is a fuckernizer without a single girl to call his own cool
Is it cars he panel beatshuh
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:31pm On Feb 13, 2015
MORNDEW:
wow, ar u hooked?
Married kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:26pm On Feb 13, 2015
wastedsperm:
How can we connect then? Mind if i give u my pin?
huh

Modified:

Just noticed it is the romance section
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:26pm On Feb 13, 2015
MORNDEW:
ya baby bt can u be happy with this also?
The thought that counts and I rather laugh on okada than cry in RAV 4

So love and cherish a loving atmosphere cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2015
wastedsperm:
I cant have sexx with u tommorow but if i arrange say make we meet for table for 2 tomorrow u no go hesitate to follow me spend my money bah all in the name of lovehuh Definitely val day is for muguns. May God give u one undecided
Dude, not all girls are the same and I made my first post in line with the OP

And no, I am not interested in spending your money, I have mine
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:10pm On Feb 13, 2015
wastedsperm:
Can we try it tomorrowhuh Send me ur address and whats your favorite sex position. Mine is 69 undecided
You sure know nothing about love

You want to meet me for the first time tomorrow & all you can think of is se.xhuh

No getting to know each other, looking for fun activities etc.

It is a shame What relationships have been reduced to
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:06pm On Feb 13, 2015
@OP:

Nice one..

They can try buying N100 oranges and squeezing the juice in a cup

Fry yam & make sauce with fresh pepper and onions

Look for a nice outdoor place and play music.,x
Romance › Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bukatyne(f): 8:03pm On Feb 13, 2015
lomprico:
I dont know why in this part of the world its the guy that runs around for valentinehuh If u go to the west, both the guys n ladies all shop for their loved ones for val gifts, (and na dem bring val come here o) but here in naija na the guy sole priority to buy gifts or do something. Shm.
It is cultural that guys spend and ladies clean

It is shifting from that though
Family › Re: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by bukatyne(f): 7:54pm On Feb 13, 2015
Dahjhi:
[size=14pt]Do we have a choicehuh Except rare cases the table is turned around. And the husby won't find it so funny. But some women can be wonderful sha you rarely knew she was the one doing the stunts..
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You mean wife is slave & government at once?

That is some serious stunt
Family › Re: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by bukatyne(f): 7:52pm On Feb 13, 2015
AwesomelyMade:
Good question!

But that's a topic for another day. Maybe you can start a thread on that so that we trash it out.

What do you think?smiley
Will think about it






Someday
Family › Re: My Husband Forgot My Birthday :-( by bukatyne(f): 7:40pm On Feb 13, 2015
ronkebp:
If it were me, it will be a big deal oooooo, who says it is not a big deal.?? i agree with those that say maybe he is not a "birthday" kinda guy....but still not remebering your wife's birthday is just rubbish....i personally do not joke with my birthdays or anyone else's birthday for that matter./..and for my hubby to forget my birthday, even when i brought it up to him, he just said "sorry"shocked shocked shocked shocked...odi egwu.....

My dear...his birthday party will so be "on hold".......only that two wrongs don't make a right.....wink wink wink

i will wake-up in the morning on his birthday...and scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"...then tell him this is how you say it, since you don't know....

Bake cake and buy wine...and tell him...this is how you buy it, since you don't have an idea.....

Take him out to lunch or dinner.....and remind him...this is how you do it, since you don't know...

Buy him gifts and present the gifts to him...and tell him, this how you buy gifts....

Then give him a strong ride....at night that will make him convulse and shiver...and tell him finally...this is how you f/u/ck/ on your birthday since you don't have any idea.....

And ask him in the morning, "hope you get it nowhuh? i don't expect a repeat!!!!
Hahahaha!

What a teacher cheesy
Family › Re: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by bukatyne(f): 7:35pm On Feb 13, 2015
Dahjhi:
Hmmm.. Can the marriage scale ever be balanced? Well in rare cases I think. Some marriages are scams to either the husby or wife.. Since none is perfect then marriage will never be perfect..

Lol @ slave and Government

Who wouldn't rather be the 'Government '
Family › Re: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by bukatyne(f): 7:32pm On Feb 13, 2015
AwesomelyMade:
Yes! There is no limt to forgiveness especially a spouse. I'm sure her forgiving spirit is the reason why her home is yet to collapse. She is a woman of honor.
Interesting

Who is a man of honor?
Family › Re: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by bukatyne(f): 7:29pm On Feb 13, 2015
Closetoheart:
Forgiveness is a choice. My husband cheated on me with his long time gf barely two months into our marriage. I saw the messages... I wanted to commit suicide. I was pregnant at that time. I felt abused, disappointed and bad. He apologised and I forgave him. Eight months later, I saw him send his unclad picture to the same girl. I threatened to pack out of the house, he apologised again, and promised not to do it again.

Now, you know what? I don't care any more. Whether he is still seeing the girl or not is his problem. He is answerable to God. He is a xtian, he ministers in church now. So if he still indulges in such acts, he will have God to answer to.

Do you why I kept on forgiving him? Because he apologised. It still pains me, but I have promised myself that the forgiveness will stand, and I will continue to forgive him, even if he does something worse. Because I cannot continue to bear grudge in my heart. I want to make heaven.

The best I can do is to be wise. When I say being wise, it means protecting myself and my children from whatever inactions or actions of their dad that might want to cause harm to us.
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Please If your husband is truly a minister (although not a Christian), report him to the church authorities...

He is polluting the altar and heaping curses on himself.

It would also be a disaster If he lays his unholy hands on the congregation
Family › Re: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by bukatyne(f): 7:25pm On Feb 13, 2015
Champele:
You are totally right,my sister is stuck with one illiterate man who use her as punching bag just to please her father. A graduate for that matter.
So sad
What are you doing about it?
Family › Re: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by bukatyne(f): 7:24pm On Feb 13, 2015
Optimall:
Ask am oo...
Anyway whatever we ask for, we will get.
Don't mind the guy...

I need to get his definition of a real man cheesy
Family › Re: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by bukatyne(f): 7:19pm On Feb 13, 2015
AwesomelyMade:
You are a real woman and home maker too!
Because she continually forgives a cheating husband?
Family › Re: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by bukatyne(f): 7:10pm On Feb 13, 2015
2good:
Marriage is a fraud for men. Men have nothing to benefit from marriage in the 21st century because they are still expected to retain their traditional roles while women have ditched theirs mostly. The problem is that society still brainwashes young men that they stand to gain something from being married and many of them drink the Kool-Aid not knowing what they are getting into. I am very sure the situation will improve in the future as reality makes more men to choose to avoid marriage as it is already happening in the western countries.
Read your post again and tell us How it relates to the OP
Celebrities › Re: Woman Makes Yogurt From Her Vagina, Says It Tastes “sour, Tangy, And Tingly”. by bukatyne(f): 2:53pm On Feb 13, 2015
50calibre:
Lol you know these are two different things.. However there are loads of men out there more than willing to drink a woman's vaginal fluids & even her urine.

Cum is meant to go into a woman's body anyway, whereas no one can tell me conclusively what that vaginal fluid is. If there's solid proof that vaginal fluids are beneficial to health, I don't mind taking it. Loads of bodybuildes are already drinking human brea*st milk to enhance their performance.

I'm not hung up on the swallowing thing, I'm cool whichever way as I wouldn't want to be pressured into doing something I don't want to do but I can reason with guys who insist on swallowing, because the ultimate climax of any bj should be the woman swallowing... It's more of a psychological thing.

There are loads of deviant/unconventional sexual behaviours out there, this is just a little thing a woman needs to add to her tool kit if she's to keep her man from going outside to explore.
The same way you would not want to be pressured to do what you don't like, some ladies do not like to pressured to swallow fluid
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by bukatyne(f): 9:12am On Feb 13, 2015
Chillisauce:
You welcome. E bi like say time for omugwo don reach cheesy

Good morning
Morning grin

E na reach o lipsrsealed
Family › Re: 7 Decades Of Marriage, Not One Arguement! by bukatyne(f): 9:11am On Feb 13, 2015
MarvellousGod:
Though I doubt the possibility of this story, I really love the first pic... So cute, see the old woman's wedding ring still shining kiss kiss

Also, their pic depicts true love, so awesome smiley smiley kiss
@bold: Why?
Family › Re: I Know You're Not Coming Home. by bukatyne(f): 6:52pm On Feb 12, 2015
onegig:
I like to always explore all the options in a story. Lets assume the other lady played along and never introduced her husband or made the banker a family friend I.e friends of both. The story would have been different.

Intending to do something is like you are 50 percent across the line to accomplishing that act. if the opportunity presented itself the husband would have cheated. We can only say thumbs up that he regained his senses or he was just lucky.

That's why married folks need to first realise the fact that your spouse is your best match. YEAH you would always meet people of the opposite sex that are more beautiful and do things better than them but it doesn't make them better than your spouse. Contentment is a big deal.

Having that basic understanding would make you resolve to always make it work and give it your all. Have two people with the such ideals in a marriage then you got a blissful one.
Nice one

I did not want to second guess ni cheesy

I just appreciate the fact the husband was quick to come to his senses and the wife was quick to forgive. smiley
Family › Re: 7 Decades Of Marriage, Not One Arguement! by bukatyne(f): 6:26pm On Feb 12, 2015
Nice one cheesy
Family › Re: Would You Fire A Maid With HIV? by bukatyne(f): 1:50pm On Feb 12, 2015
Yes

Immediately and politely

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