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Leogreat5:
I need a fairly used laptop.
Window 10, corei5 upward with good battery.
My budget is 45--50k. I reside in Delta State. My numba 07038536199

u truly be thief.... U have mere 50k and u get choice of core i5, ur money no fit carry core i3 self.. Better up your game or get lost

24brains:
thanks. The debits reset my braiin to a point of no reasoning

to always be safe, always make use of prepaid card or virtual cards provided by bank like Gomoney, barter, etc.. Whenever you are paying for subscriptions of any type... Never you use a card linked to ur primary bank account

FutureIsFemale:
Dear women, invest in yourselves. Forget these chameleons who keep changing every second. They don't worth it.

Please permit me to say this. Men are very wicked. They are ready to waste your life. Imagine marrying a lady just for clout. You care not about her emotions and her biological clock. Very selfish lots.
A man would date a lady for years.. Pinning her down with fake marriage promises. Deep down he knows he won't marry her yet he will chose to tie her down.
My God will continue to punish every male child that has ever promised a lady marriage and dump her for another woman.

Time is the only resource that can't be recovered. Men know this. And they are fully aware of a woman's clock. Yet they chose to waste women's time. My God will judge them.
If not for Biblical purpose, I see no reason I should get married. These men don't deserve it.

It's different if you are planning on marrying a girl and something serious like health challenge happens and you later cancel your plans.
Why keep a woman in your custody for years when you know you won't marry her? What's the sense in it?
God will punish you all marriage-promise-breakers. It will not be well with you all.

I am not even reacting to the thread base on the subject matter. I am reacting to the thread base on how men waste women's time all in the name of marriage. God will punish them.
And point of correction. I am not on NL for likes. If I wanted likes I would say sweet words about men. To hell with NL likes. I am here as a voice for women.

It seem you don't know who men are. The worst pretenders I have ever seen. Some would go as far as introducing you to their family members and coming to see your family for introduction. Deep down they know they won't marry you. They will leave you to public disgrace.
Forget it. If I tell you my story you will weep.
I don't wish any woman what I've gone through in the hands of men.

They key word here is "MARRIAGE FOR CLOUT". Meaning that no matter how good this girl is, he will still dump her after his clout chasing days are over.

Marriage is not a choice. It is a command.
Genesis 2:24
Genesis 9:7
Deuteronomy 23:2

this your last part of marriage being a command made everything you've said rubbish.... Marriage has always been a choice and would remain so.. Thats why apostle Paul choose not to be married. Just don't go on quoting bible verse anyhow.. Read the story that led to the verse.. With ur profile it shows you are bias and a die hard feminist, not just by words but the kind that do not see any evil in what a fellow female would do, provided it is against the opposite gender... But the true act of feminism is to first understand that feminism is not a fight between male and female.... But u can't know this, bcoz u do not want to know.

Oluwapresley:
The funny thing is, the brokest of them are the so called entrepreneurs drowning in their ego of being self employed.

you have said it all... I just didn't want to bring him down his high horse, let him ride it. His type are still inquest of a 30k monthly job

bigpicture001:
But y are our brilliant youths rushing to govt jobs...@Op, hope you know both jobs won't make you get rich unless you indulge in corrupt practices.....

Y don't you want to roll your sleeves and dig out success.....big people don't go sit behind a table for 85k monthly....

Indeed naija educated youth are lazy at mind

the fact that your kind haven't realised by now that not everybody would or want to be an entrepreneur, makes me sick... Not everybody want to be Dangote, some people just want to live comfortably and that's all. But you can't understand this because you see everybody trying to be gainfully employed as being lazy.. Better remove that slow puke Mentality off your head....... Life is far more than the one angle you are seeing it from.. Widen your Horizon and be open minded, you will know better.

Can it fly for 100k

75k, u sell

Fahdiga:
A patriot

slave

Fahdiga:
Imagine introducing Kemi Olunloyo as your mother?

she is 200 times better than your mother...

You have no respect for your, so we don't expect you to respect another... Idiot.. IPOB bigot

ogwuche4u:
How come Amazon now accepts Shiba? How come about Shiba swap? Get sense brother, if you know what's good for you, buy Shiba. The fundamentals of the coin is �. And let it sink Shiba is not a pump and dump. Do your research. People said so about Bitcoin now look at Bitcoin today. Don't regret tomorrow. Use 100$ to buy Shiba now

bro read my text very well, you won't see pump and dump anywhere in it. I choose my words carefully. My point exactly is Shiba has no Usability or aim at solving any problem, apart from portraying itself as THE DOGE KILLER..., amazon accepts Shiba, lol who is feeding you these gabbage?? In your widest dream, a company like amazon can never accept Shiba inu into their balance shit when it is still in his earliest stage.... They haven't even accepted bitcoin fully, Talkless Shiba. As Elon Musk is a doge promoter, ask yourself why he hasn't start accepting doge Coin in tesla... See let me update you on amazon stuff u just said just now... A user on reddit actually suggested a petition should be written and signed by at least 100k Shiba army for amazon to start accepting Shiba inu... Then new headlines changed to amazon might start accepting Shiba inu. Blah blah blah... See bro that shit isn't happening, don't get your hopes too high. I just don't go around to rant randomly I do my own research and I have been doing that for 9years now and still counting... And lastly don't tell me about bitcoin blah blah. I have been in bitcoin since its early days since 2012, I bought my first bitcoin at $7.50... So don't think u can lure my kind with that ur weak point of so they said about bitcoin, now see bitcoin...
Let me quickly highlight something to you.. Bitcoin overall total supply that would ever be is 21million and Shiba is 10 quadrillion.. I wish you knew why I said that to you, then you will know that dream of 1dollar would never happen... don't you in your life put bitcoin and Shiba inu in same text...

Peace

Keizzmann:
My thoughts exactly. Why choose to be so lazy that you take other people's success and claim to extend i5 when the app is not open source software.


I pity the population that uses the app without knowing who they're dealing with, losing their privacy for so called extended features.

even with original WhatsApp, ur privacy is still not guaranteed... Do you know how many times the us government has flagged mark the owner for selling users information?? Both Facebook, and Instagram.. So WhatsApp isn't different... So just rest

DDDEnterprises:
Does he not have family and kin?

they should give them the fortune nah

u think it is like bank Who knows his password of his bitcoin wallet?? Who has his seed phrase to retrieve his funds?? Bro this isn't a bank u present death certificate to and they give you access to the funds... It is crypto asset..

royal231:
Abeg come and beat me.. No dey threaten me abeg..

bro I do not pass threat to anybody no matter the situation.... How do you pass threat in a faceless forum But if I choose to pass a threat, YOU WILL DEFINITELY KNOW.

royal231:
Go to Facebook and watch their videos to clear your doubt

shut your gutter you call a mouth, because of a few senseless Facebook video which you can't even ascertain the date of such video, you generalise that the Southerners Are mocking the pain of the Easterner and westerner, you are talking gibberish to be honest. And don't Fucking say nothing about Binis with that useless mouth of yours, if you don't come for us, we don't come for you, for God's sake we are minority and we realise that and keep our cool, we no dey do pass ourself bcoz we no like wahala, you better take that ur useless word back

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jamze:
Do u know how long I've been hustling....I just wanna be done be dis once and for all bro....

guy go and try login in again... I had same issue with that if my relative. And immediately registration started this morning I could login... So go back and re login

Rozcol:
Yes I had to end my friendship with my once very good friend because she saw nothing wrong in dating someone who used to be so interested in me, that I turned him down isn't enough reason for her to date him

There are so many other guys she can date and it shows the guy does not genuinely love her else he wouldn't have come for me in the first place.

I don't think it's cool for a close friend to go ahead and date someone who was once interested in her friend, its betrayal and also a sign that she doesn't know and respect boundaries and that's dangerous to me, such friends are not to be trusted. She can stab you at the back when you least expect.

Now she's telling people that I'm selfish and petty for having issues with her decision to date the so called guy. What do you think?

you are no just selfish, you are self-centred, what gave you the Mindset that because you didn't date him your friend has no such right to date him?? Why is it such a big deal to you I even think say na better thing this one wan talk, didn't know it was this rubbish.... Ur friend has the right to date anybody she likes, even if na ur papa, provided the person is single....

Ch1benz:
This story is a real life situation that happened and is currently happening. I’m writing this here as a way to quell the ‘mystery’ behind my source of new wealth and to also encourage some people out there, especially Mr Benji, lola, Toyin and Joyce (you guys are asking me to ‘cut-soap’. Well, here is the soap)

My Background:
I graduated from the university with a second class degree in Business Administration. Went to serve my fatherland youth service. After this, I was retained in the school and placed on a salary of 25k naira. I worked here for about a little over a year before getting a new job as an administrative officer in a private company (this was after months of aptitude tests and interviews on various jobs recruitments ).
My new job had an initial salary of 110k naira and I worked diligently for 5 years before finally tendering my resignation about 2weeks ago.
What did I achieve in all the years I worked for the private company? Well, that’s where my story actually began.

My Story:
During my time as an admin officer, my salary was increased once (to 150k). I tried joining cooperatives which enabled me to save some money for personal projects. But the thing with saving your money in Naira is that with every month/year that passes by, the value of your savings always reduces by a considerable percentage, either due to inflation or some other government action (or inaction). So I sought ways to improve my financial portfolio, especially as I was planning to settle down, buy a car, and probably rent a decent apartment ( buying or building house never existed in my plans. Where was the money for that?)
In early 2019, I decided to venture into cryptocurrency trading and investment. I did some research on Google and I watched youtube videos (youtube is a good and also a bad place to learn. I’ll explain this later). So with the knowledge I gathered (or so I thought), I registered on some crypto exchange. I made some few tens of dollars in profit. But the strategy I used to win tens, was also the strategy that cost me. I made a total profit of 316.2 dollars and lost a total of 2413.22 dollars!


My Millions:
I met Kunle, an old colleague of mine at a party and meehn! He was living the good life (if you know what I mean ). After a heart2heart conversation with him, he opened up to me that crypto trading was his source of money. I found this hard to believe because I was the one who lectured Kunle on bitcoyns, altcoins, smart-contracts, etc, you name them. So how did he appear to be doing exceedingly well?
Long story short, Kunle got fascinated by the cryptocurrency trading world that he enrolled into a training academy and his life turned around for good. The academy taught him all he needed to become a successful trader. So weren’t my lectures enough for him? No, he said! He had to re-strategize on everything he thought he understood from Youtube and Google.
Now the thing with Google/Youtube university is that while there are so much knowledge materials there, one has to sieve the wheat from the chaff. Don’t get me wrong. You can learn Elliot’s wave on Youtube, you can gain understanding of Fibonacci on Google, you can also get a glimpse into RSI analysis and so on. But it is akin to going to a library with has so many books on linear algebra, and in order to pass your semester exams; you must find that one book that accurately matches your local university syllabus.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I reluctantly enrolled for paid courses specifically tailored for enlightenment into the art of making money from cryptocurrency and I’m seeing this decision yield fruits. I began my lectures in January this year and started REAL trading and investment afterwards. After 4-5 months in the market, I have made over a million naira dollar in profits. Today, I cashed out about 500k dollars and as I type this story, a lot of thoughts are crossing my mind (Mercedes or Lexus? Buy house or build from scratch? Goan marry or wait till December? ).

My Conclusion/Advice:
Cryptocurrency and all its intricacies is here to stay but in order to use it to your advantage, you must sit down and dedicate serious time to learn about it. You must learn in order to make the right judgement/calls. Don’t just come online and ask for the coins/tokens that would shoot to the moon. Then when someone kind enough tells you; “Coin A is doing well, you jump on it. Or token B just made 350% in 1 day, you also jump to buy in (FOMO). Then they would crash to the point of ‘oil discovery’ and you begin to cry .
Why not invest your time and resources in crypto academies/learning system? Footballers (even though naturally gifted) still pass through football academies. Did you know that the protagonist in the book ‘richest man in Babylon’ failed in his first attempt to become rich, simply because he did not settle down to learn the ropes of his first business?

I’ll stop here for now. Let me check the price of a Lexus RX 350 .

can you recommend the academy...?? What is the name, Even YouTube self done tire many people

Hybkay:
AlRight, you've made your point but next time you don't have to be so aggressive about it. Calm down
Shiba inu is gonna some people rich this year..mark my words. It has already made some rich

personally I have 30 million Shiba Tokens of about 200 dollar plus, it was a gift to me by a believer of the token.. Can't even remember which of my wallet it is... But let's call a spade a spade... Shiba is more of a Gamble than an investment...... I have it I won't advise nobody to buy it...

Lilpen3758:
My friends are steady bashing me about being anti-social that I don't watch football and I don't play football and I like being on my own too much which is true but the thing is that I enjoy being on my own is that weird??

much interest you said... My own interest rate na minus - 200%

Hybkay:
After watching Dogecoin make some investors millionaires, it seems natural to look for the next hype cryptocurrency before it takes off.
Think about it, if you would’ve invested a mere $100 in Dogecoin a year ago, you could’ve cashed out around $7,000 if you sold last Saturday when Elon Musk appeared on SNL.
While many investors are still high on holding Doge in the hopes it goes up again, others are starting to look elsewhere.
Where are they turning? SHIB. Shiba Inu to be exact.
Here’s why you don’t want to miss out on the SHIB gravy train before it goes to the moon.

of cause you can say its financial advice because NL is a faceless forum... Show people ur house and ur office make u give this same advice, you will be burnt on a stake.. Shiba can't do shit, the faster you know that the better.. Anyway I don't expect Shiba, Safemoon holders to believe, because those two set of people are the worse people to advice in the crypto space.. And never you use doge to compare that mumu Shiba inu. It already made failure move.... I don't expect newbies to understand. And those ur post seem like you are a newbie so if I should explain why Shiba is dead on arrival u won't believe and you would still argue.... Don't always buy coin based on Internet hype or a coin drived by numerous advertisment on social media platforms., buy coin driven by usability(use cases) and problem it ought to solve and coin with a good Road map & Tokenomics.... When you get REKT TWICE YOU EYES WILL SOON CLEAR

harley88:
Hi guys,

Pls I need the advice of the public here.
I have been an ET with bank A for about 20 months now at the bank’s head office in a department I don’t like and that doesn’t have a career path. So I’d basically be doing the same thing for years to come. The pay is basically 200k which is quite comfortable monthly. I have tried changing departments within the bank all to no avail. I want to leave the Dept asap so I don’t get stuck there due to age. I’d be 25 later this year.

I started the Entry level recruitment for Bank B a month ago, maybe to start again as an ET probably in a better department with a better career outlook. Right now, I am almost into Bank B’s training school. Bank B pays lower than Bank A, but comes with better perks such as a car. But I’m worried about having to start again and lose 20 months of work experience. The issue is I’d have to be in Training school for some months and collect about 25% of my current salary monthly until TS is over. Also, I don’t know what Dept I’d be posted to assuming I take the Bank B job offer.

What advise can you give me pls?? Also note both banks are in the top four banks in the country.

Should i remain in Bank A and keep trying a change of department or a change of Bank as an experienced hire which is a very slim chance

Or

I take the ET job and start all over from Training school in bank B

Your pay is smaller with bank B and you are not even sure yet the department you will be posted to and you want to Stake all bank A Offer on the line... If you ask me it is a very bad gamble with risk to reward ration of 65:35.. It isn't worth it... But na u get final say.

Neverwill:
I met a man here on nairaland that nearly or should I say took advantage of me and made me nearly commit an abomination which I nearly did. I wanted to keep this to my self till he sent me a message this last night again

I would keep this brief and I hope I find closure with this as I have been so sad since Wednesday and I couldn't sleep

I had to create a New moniker to post this because this is shameful

I'm 29 and a very handsome man. I have a young family with a beautiful wife that I don't even think I deserve because she is an Angel and I have 2 beautiful girls that means everything to me.

I lost my Job during the pandemic last year and it has been hard getting another Job and it's even harder watching my kids starve and my beautiful wife cry at night

I know my responsibility as a man and top most is me providing for my girl's and their Mom.

My wife have been shouldering the feeding responsibility at home since March because after i paid my girls school fee in February my account became empty

Even though my wife does everything she has never been rude to me or shown me the normal "Nigerian" women attitude

She has never denied me sex or spoke to me rudely since August of last year. She meets men, richer men that wants a relationship with her but this lovely woman tells me all, she even gives me her phone to chat with them

In all of this I kept on looking for a job because I feel like I'm failing my girls

On Monday I was in a thread here on nairaland and I made a post that I needed a job so badly and I got an email from here and I replied the email and I and the person started talking and he invited me to his office in the island

I was excited, baby was excited and the girl's were excited as well and I got to his office the next day which was on Tuesday and I submitted my CV to him and he went through it and was impressed and we spoke even more and he said something to me 'what can you do to get this job' and I said anything because I need to start providing for my wife and the girl's as I was feeling the pressure from home and he said something again. 'You are very handsome and I would want us to be closer and if you agree to this you would get even more than a job

Then he told me his office would get back to me and he gave me #15k as transportation and while I was heading home he texted me and said if I'm free tomorrow he would like to see me

My mind told me something was off , I knew but I just couldn't imagine or believe something of that nature could happen to me, I replied his text and told him I would be free and he told me he would get back to me and Wednesday morning he sent me a text that we should meet in one of the biggest hotels in lekki

I asked him why an hotel and he said he has an appointment with a client and he would want me to see the client with him so he accesses my ability In convincing a client to partner with us

Then I got to the hotel by 10am and I called him I was there and he invited me to his room and when I got in it seemed odd

There were 2 glass and a bottle of wine and we started talking and we spoke a lot while we drank and I actually felt comfortable around him and we started talking family and he told me his wife and kids are in America

Then when it got to my turn I told him about Nike and my girls and I got very emotional and started shedding some tears because I'm failing my family even tho it's not my fault, even though I look for job everywhere and every day both on jobberman and LinkedIn and Twitter and Facebook

Then he told me how much I want the job and I said so badly and he said what can I do to get the job I said anything and he said what can I do to get a job of #150k per month gosh that broke me and I said anything at all and right there he called his personal assistant to draft an employment letter in my name and add a salary of #150k

We continued talking and he told me how much I had left in my account I told him just 3k because I gave wifey the rest of the money he gave to me to prepare something for the kids

Some few minutes later he brought out a bundle of cash and told me it's mine and the employment letter in his email which he showed me if only he has sex with me

Hmmmm

I was stunned and astonished and didn't no what to do

I needed a job so badly, my kids needed the money so badly, Nikky has carried the family enough and I needed to do something and there was an opportunity

If it was you what would you do?

I have never thought I would be in such a situation in all my life but I asked him if it would be painful and he Said no

I'm so sorry for even considering it

Then he showed me a video of how easy it would be

Hmmmm

May God forgive me

I agreed guys

I agreed I'm so sorry babe

I agreed because I have been so broken and empty emotionally and mentally

He told me to pull of my dress and I did and he did as well and I don't know what he rubbed in my ass , maybe a cream he said for easy penetration

Then he kissed me and I kissed him back and in all of this I was just mute, confused, not knowing what to do

I knew I hated what I was doing but I needed a job for my girl's and wifey

Then he told me to give him a Mouth Gig and immediately I held his penis in my hands I remembered how Nike would always say no to other men And the Love we shared and I came back to my senses

And I respectfully told him I can't and he was angry and DISAPPOINTED as I could tell from his look but he told me to leave and I asked him about the job and he told me he would get back to me

I left and immediately went to the church to pray and when I got home babe asked me about it and I said I didn't get the job and at night she wanted us to make Love but I felt too dirty to do that

yesterday morning she wanted to kiss me I felt too dirty to do that also

My kids noticed I was different and asked what's wrong and I told them daddy was sick

I'm confused, I don't know if I should tell her and I don't know how she would feel or if she would even forgive me

My kid's are on midterm and I should take them out today but no money, I can't remember when last we had a family time together in an eatry

I feel so sad right now

I feel so broken right now

God forgive me

Please let's not take advantage of people in their down moment. I nearly fell for this and would have regretted it forever

God help me

Good morning

If You screenshot your chat with him, WHY THEN IS YOUR REPLY ON THE LEFT? abi him screenshot am send to you? Sorry I think the story is fake and not true, or rather there is a twist to the original story & it didn't happen to you... U can't screenshot on your phone and ur reply is at the left

nazicartel:
2m is multi million nah... Congrats to him though

come to reality... 2mill ke, dat change Don buy Camry muscle finish Talkless him Bella Mercedes Benz CLA 250 AMG?.. Who dey supply you blunt na ur enemy.. Stop smoking it.

toby345:
okay so what does UI and UX people do oga

is it clear enough?

jodeci:
But SUVs are not meant for speed.For me there is no comparism between the 2.

ehen You mean Suv are not meant for speed?, Shey cullinan and Urus na sedan

tensazangetsu20:
Graphic designers do logos and stuff like that. UI and UX designers design websites and applications.

don't say what u don't know... UI means user interface and UX MEANS user experience

Your shipping rate is how much?? So I know if to enter your inbox or not

FalseProphet1:
I don't see PDP tendering any apology to obaseki, I see obaseki decamping back to APC as a result of his unresolved differences with PDP, I see him coming out for senatoral seat in 2023 under APC, I see him winning. This I have seen.

your moniker has said it all. So I rest my case

Pastorjohn2:
Daughter of Jezebel
I only hope she gave her life to christ after living such a sinful life.

it is even funny you call yourself a pastor, and yet you are doing God's judgement for him.... And even go on to spite the dead... You are worse than a FOOL. let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Idiot

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