₦airaland Forum

JackDaAlienz:
It started on Wednesday when I woke up around 3 am to make video call with my babe in Houston Texas after we had some argument on me cheating.
While I was waiting for her to pick up the call,I could hear my neighbor
kaboshing and speaking in tongues praying around that 3 am.
No issue, so I still call my babe again. She no pick.
I just lay back to bed, while my neighbor was still singing worship songs and praying fire fire.

I then woke up around 3:50 am my neighbor still kaboshing and i check my phone and saw my babe whatsap missed calls.
I call her she pick up first thing she cone dey para for me say which girl i dey sleep with we I no wan pick her calls. I wan talk she still dey yarn rubbish till the point u come vex. Out of anger I come shout
"What is wrong with you!!!
Why are you disturbing my life this early morning.
She replied that she know I'm with someone there. And I shout again
You be Witchhhh, You dey Monitor me
Thunder fire you there!!

I cut the call and didn't know my neighbor she heard me shouting and thought I was responding to her fire fire prayers.
Next thing I hear is this my neighbor singing in praises saying God has identified my enemies.
God has exposed them, holy ghost fire is tormenting him right now. Father expose all of them.
I feel like she is referring to me shouting at my girl thinking I was shouting because of her prayers.
Now my landlord on thursday evening told me that the woman is accusing me of being a ritualist that her prayers are affecting me at night. I explained everything to him but he still look at me one kind

My broda, how do I clear my name and save image from this kind of mess before she start spreading rumors around the street that I'm a Yahoo plus ritualist

trying to clear ur name would create more doubt.... Let them wallow in their oblivion.... None of them dey feed u, cloth you, why do you care

Virgo01:
Can anyone here fund my UBA dollar prepaid card?
Its urgent and i don't want to go out and get dollar to go deposit at the bank. Just quote if you can or send a PM.

you can only fund it over the counter with raw dollar u bought from bdc or u exchange ur naira at the bank to fund the card(I doubt if they will sell u forex, even if they do I doubt if it will exceed 100) or u can buy PayPal Funds from an exchanger, the PayPal is sent to your PayPal and u withdraw to ur uba dollar card

Bbqekpa:
Those are very simple questions na
He must be a 2.2 fresh GA with mad connections.

without being told u suppose know say na cruise the lecturer dey catch.... Why go tru the stress of setting what u can't solve? Lecturer wan use student catch cruise.. Lol

just2endowed:
both available

how much sir

lexy2014:
That doesn't answer d question:

How can a newly opened account be dormant?

the account wasn't dormant, outflow was restricted... An account can only go dormant if not in use for a long time

NovesaTillie:
I moved to this city because of my new job and my neighbors have been very homely and helpful to me especially the ones next flat,a young man and his wife with a kid . They have been very kind to me, sometimes when I get home late from work his wife calls me to join them for dinner and hangouts. M
My issue now is I am beginning to grow fond of the man because of how gentlemanly he treats his wife and how dotting he is of their son. He ticks all the qualities that I dream of and sometimes I just feel like inviting him over to my place when his wife is out to tempt him a little
What can I do to stop this feeling?
I don't want someone else man or to destroy a cute family

Please don't insult me. I am in a relationship though very young relationship. I'm just human admiring someone else.

lol, from food wen them dey give u eat. U wan eat her husband Preeq join... Lol, Na the woman Bleep up in the first place to allow single lady close to her family.. Remember say anything when u do person, them go do u back ooooo.

lexy2014:
According to the report:

Davido revealed earlier today that he newly opened a bank account

How can a newly opened account be dormant?

the account was still active even at 90 million, the account got debit Restricted status after it crossed 110 Mill... Although beneath the account has always says restricted...

aminusodiq:
lol guess im not the only one who saw that cleaning service in Nigeria in the post

you are still sane and not hallucinating, lol even me see am too...

BigSarah:
Too much nollywood...

leave those short sighted people alone to wallow where their Mindset can go... They are so comfortable with poverty that they see all source of income as unclean... Sinners Judging another sinner because he/She sin differently...

Candidlady:
This guy wont just lay low!!

rubbish after using that poor girl to renew the fire under your "pot"

Mentality matters alot... No Go face your life, dey find who him money clean or not, assistant jesus christ.

just2endowed:
Romoss pea57 57000mah powerbank successful delivered to a nairalander in makurdi...

how much for the 57k and 40k Mah And waybill go Benin cost how much

Znation:
Hello nairalanders

Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..

My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.

She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.

If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.

If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..

She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.

I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.

nairalanders, What should i do?

you are a thief and nothing more... Naive girl bringing down her mothers shop for you gradually and you do not reject, knowing very well that this act would eat Into the business profit and eventually the capital, when she finally pack enter house as a result of no capital to continue the business I hope your devilish conscience allow you sleep at night.... You are just using the girl for your selfish benefit and e no go better for you like this...

Christistruth00:
Read page 304 where it claims only one fatality at Lekki , the report was unsigned and made no mention of the other 221 Petitions

you don't sign a soft copy report.. The report was not scanned it is a soft copy before printing.. Ozubuuuu

mach7:
The downloaded report wasn't signed by any of the panel members, hence it's validity is open to question.

Although I would want to safely assume that the submitted copy was signed by all panel members.

Long read.

how do you sign a soft copy?? Did you sign your school project or thesis soft copy?? You only sign the printed one.... The only way a signature can enter a soft copy is after signing the whole hard copy, You scan each page to make a soft copy which is scan of all pages... But not an editable world document like this.... If that's the only reason you gave, sorry us is not valid...

Yet the blind zombies we have living among us here on NL said nobody died.. Let me not even start to mention name. But the fate of those who died whose death was mocked and undermined by you people would be far more better than the fate that would befall you and your household..... Useless set of zombies.

FalseProphet1:
The same government that instructed CBN to ban crypto currency are trading it, the same government that arrested obi cubana for money laundering are also guilty of the same offence.

Kuda bank aren't wise, I see Nigerians deleting their app, I see them unable to pay their staffs, I see them folding up in the coming months.

This I have seen.

you did not see anything my brother, you username said it all.. If Kuda is bad like you all are trying to make everyone believe, are the rest bank better? HELL NO!!! so make all of una relax.

tolakush92:
Good evening nlders I’ll be very brief and precise .This thing has been bothering my mind and I felt I should seek for reasonable and experienced opinions from senior men them on this forum .

The issue is .. is it a bad thing to cook in my Brothers house (although he has a wife and kids ) .His wife felt bad yesterday cus I cooked small okra and Eba cus I was hungry . The only food she likes me to cook in her kitchen is indomie . I feel if there Is love what’s there if I cook anything I want to eat in the kitchen .must I always take permission to cook

Pls I want to know if it’s right or wrong

Front page pls

Aunty you have not done anything wrong... It is obvious she feel threatened by your cooking in her own house, when you said she has no issue if you cook indomie... Lol

godofuck231:
You have done all wrong , no matter how rich she is or educated , in the African context you have broken into her kitchen , without her permission it’s not allowed , even amongst women , it’s a thing of trust , except permitted do not do such it’s seen as treachery, she knows how she has rationed her food stock and poisoning a full family starts from the kitchen or around, she’s accountable for her kitchen and keeping it clean , so as what ever comes out of it , it’s so bad that some woman don’t let their husbands or sons into the kitchen,
1, their body de hot when them de cook they are under pressure and heat , them fit use hot oil teach you lesson quietly self
2, it disorganises them
3, it’s dangerous accidents occur
4 , for safety reasons strangers and visitors in their kitchen due to African wickedness could drop harmful substances in the pot
5 , some woman frown at opening their pots
6 ,you are a guest , forget your brother only when she loves you as an inlaw she would permit you in

OK the part she said if na indomie she no go vex u no see am

FrayoWord:
Guys l paid 35k for mine here in Kogi state
And it's one week now I have not collected it

please guy gimme your connect for kogi parole... I use to have an immigration lady phone number while serving in lokoja who was into this passport stuff and swift... But lost it along with my phone.... Would appreciate if you can point me to the right direction

Dude397:
Good evening everyone. To cut the long story short my mental health issues started in 2012 when I tried weed in the university. It's not genetic. I've also been in and out of psychiatric hospitals a good number of times. However I'm currently on medication and I've been able to manage the condition. I was also able to graduate and I've also done my nysc and my family is planning on opening a small business for me since job has not been forthcoming.

However my health condition has been kept secret by me and family and I'm currently dating a nice girl. Please should I tell her my secret. What caused most of my episodes was refusal to take my medication and all that but right now I'm very okay and for some few years now I've been going about my daily affairs without any issue. If I let the cat out of the bag I don't think she may stay cos the stigma of mental health issues is not a joke. Please I need your advice on how to handle this delicate issue. Thanks

who Don first craze no dey well, Na only manage them dey manage madness..... Better tell her the truth because this is pure undiluted Wickedness

Just reading your text alone I feel so disgust that you feel your husband is wrong in telling you to address his step mother accordingly.... Only an opportunist would think low of another the way you see your formal nanny now your step mother in law... Give her due respect just like your husband would accord her respect, else you will loose your place..... Shey na u want nanny? If u like carry another one, then you go turn first wife.... Wisdom

Teenaira:
Be calming down, we go still talk about Maduka. It is not his time yet, may be after dey don announce the results. We go reach him side.

lol okay sir... Because me I want to start laughing very hard oooooo bcoz this one wen maduka philanthropy announcers just mute so, ayam not understanding oooooo

Nobody dey talk of Maduka... Lol those that are winning we no hear or see their post for nairaland one day.... Lol, u think politics is done on the Internet.... Congratulations to Soludo, he knows what he is truly doing...

Benard5050:
I'm 29 yrs old, I had a breakup with the girl I've been dating for 4 yrs this year April. Since then it has been so hard for me 2 be in a relationship cos I think my ex could still come back cos I still love her.

I had a brief relationship with a lady last 2 months but didn't last long cos I'm still yet over my ex.

There's this lady that joined my working place and also my next-door neighbor, she's kind and her character has been so gud for d six weeks she started working at my place of work.

I think I'm loving her but I will not want what happened with d lady I had a brief relationship with to happen again.

Guys do u think I should go ahead and ask her out?

I'm scared of d negative that might arise cos we are working in d same establishment even though I'm a senior colleague to her there.

Guys is this advisable? I'll be on d tread to answer any question u might want to ask. Thanks.

office Romance and next door neighbour shit doesn't end well 99% or the time... Vein g your next door neighbour would make the so called relationship at a point Choke you and you feel you do not have breathing space.. Don't do it...

ogwuche4u:
If you had bought with just 100$ when I told you to buy, you would have made over 2000$ with the last bullish run that happened. Just a reminder

thank you very much, yet no regret whatsover.......

cbrass:
okay.Thanks bro

Like how much is safe to buy ?

you know the exact amount you are interested in investing..... Let say you have 10,000 dollar for instance.. DCA into it and do not buy 10k dollar once... With DCA u save urself from unimaginable losses

Hanks0000:
Smiles*
Grow up son

when you said this I had to go check your profile... I actually feel ashamed dragging issues with an undergraduate.... No wonder you see all money or successful people as Fraudster.. Go and read your books boy, you are sure gonna need it... When you finish school and you are fortunate enuf to have made your first million Legitly, inbox me again let's talk business.. For now go and study.. Peace out Kiddo

Hanks0000:
I need you to show me which part of my comments I tagged the dude a ritualist.
You just another ignorant youth who thinks scamming people of their wealth is way to go. Few people I know who were internet fraudsters back in the early 2000's are all back to square one.. Same way y'all will be back to square one if you don't involve in something worthwhile..

Ton cerveau est dans ton cul.
Enfoiré..

lol..... Fraudster indeed.. All my life I have never swindle anybody out of their hard earned money, Neither would I have to do that at any point of my life... I can feel the frustration in your write up... Lol anyway I live you with peace, you are facing a lot on your own already to even wish you negativity, Go and heal nigga... And change ur Mindset, you won't grow like this. And lastly I just wan tell u say na ur papa get that last statement, coz he's the true modafacker..... You have ur own brain in your ass that's why u can't think logically how you will improve your life rather than calling every di*k and Harry a fraudster or Ritualist. Lol idiot, if e easy go do am... You are a clear definition of the Bible's definition of hypocrites...

Buy Telsla.. Don't buy in huge Chunk once oooo... DOLLAR COST AVERAGE INTO IT LONG TERM