₦airaland Forum

iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/appointments-you-are-favouring-yorubas-christians-muric-knocks-tinubu/

The MURIC spokesman should stop complaining. He is bearing a Yoruba man like the president and his kinmen, irrespective of their religious affiliation, are beneficiaries of this government

DamnnNiggarr:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/09/18/obasanjo-i-ordered-obas-to-stand-because-they-were-disrespectful/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Baba Obasanjo spoke the truth. The royal father would have done the needful in the presence of the Governor because the Governor has the constitutional powers to querry them for not doing the needful

nlfpmod:
Alex has been evicted from the Big Brother All Stars house.

Voters no gree support Alex the dancing queen.

nlfpmod:
Neo Akpofure has been evicted from the Big Brother All Stars house.

Welldone Neo you did your best but the voters have the final say

HonNL:
Source: Simon Ateba

A Hunter needs a weapon to hunt. He is living up to his name

Piggyyeaster2:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/09/breaking-tinubu-appoints-zacch-adedeji-as-firs-acting-boss/amp/

Enjoyment time for the Yorubas. Nigeria is a tribalistic nation. PBAT has indeed continued from where EX-PMB stopped

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/drama-as-doctor-arrested-for-organ-harvesting-runs-mad-in-cell/

Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7833819/doctor-noah-kekere-harvested-patients

His name would change from Kekere to Kpekere because nemesis has caught up with him

Orika385TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoWKUR2DrM8?si=84MBp3XKceK_C4AQ

Drake shows off his HUGE collection of bras thrown on stage by fans during his It's All A Blur tour

Popular American/Canadian Musician Drake took to social media to show off his insane amount of bra collection: that is the number of Bra's that women has given to him or his female fans has given to him so far. The bra's where about 1000 or more.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cw18KtiO6Av/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Darke should set up a bend-down-select boutique over there in order to disposs of all the bra

fergie001:
Pictures of former US President, Barack Obama's youngest daughter, Sasha (22) smoking marijuana in public goes viral.

She stinka weed.
Bun bun clat ratti.
Run away ratti boy

politicoNG:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/09/06/you-cant-interrupt-court-tribunal-scolds-apcs-lawyer-who-complained-after-eight-hours/

The summary of the eight hours eloquent judgement is that APC wins, PDP and LP looses

fergie001:
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7831023/25-fct-tribunal-dismisses-lp#125623553

If I were LP I would not bother to challenge the judgement of the PEPT. Even if they go to supreme court, the judgment would not be in their favour. They should just accept the judgment in good faith and plan ahead for elections in 2027

Orc13:
This brother just placed Southern Kaduna on the map of achievements once again!

After studying Veterinary medicine, he furthered studied human medicine!

A coursemate had this to say about him on his Facebook wall;

"Some years back, we started it together at the University of Maiduguri studying Veterinary Medicine, and you were indeed brilliant amongst us. You graduated successfully with many distinctions at your disposal. You proceeded to the University of Jos to do what?

Most of us asked you with surprise that you are going to study Human Medicine. We all wondered what would have became of you. Unknown to us, you were already determined to get the unexpected done".

God bless you Doctor!

Credits: Lot Logyang

https://www.facebook.com/100053538765658/posts/pfbid02FWMGsJ44YVuUSSeWPBsK2vRjhtYSvwPhWpMCvjLrFBVRuzq491WrFKzPLaPvT2GZl/?app=fbl

He must be a seasoned medical scholar. More power to his elbow

ijustdey:
Overbloated Civil Service: I Get Frightened When I Receive Number Of Workers On Payroll – Tinubu




https://dailytrust.com/overbloated-civil-service-i-get-frightened-when-i-receive-number-of-workers-on-payroll-tinubu/

Is PBAT referring to the workers that he afflicted with hardship by increasing pump price of fuel and by increasing the school of their children at both unity schools and federal universities ?

officialwdhtv:
Man proposes, she said NO and another lady seizes the opportunity and takes the ring from him.



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwxeSfFJSXK/?igshid=NjIwNzIyMDk2Mg==


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLPs81ZDxcU

Skit makers well done 👍

FreeStuffsNG:
https://guardian.ng/news/800m-garnishee-order-killing-fcta-economy-says-wike/

The minister should set up a committee to ascertain who the garnishee(s) are/is and what can be done to upset the debts.
A Lannister always pays his debts

Rucheen:
Beautiful city with swag

Love PH

Samankwe Wike

Porharcourt is really beautiful courtesy of Wike and he is currently working towards extending the beauty to FCT

Princejydo:
Good afternoon nairalander, pls in my apartment, the bore hole is sunk besides the soakaway and now the soakaway is full, and the water is usually coming out especially during the raining season. I want to ask that is it safe to drink the water. Though we have been drinking it since I got there around 2019 but now the soakaway is full and the caretaker has refused to do the needfull

No. The water is not safe for drinking. The water is not also good for domestic use. The water may be loaded and contaminated by human or animal faeces, which contain pathogenic microorganisms. You at risk of contacting water borne diseases.

[quote author=Emeks008 post=125461614]You are on your own if you don't Have the stick with you [/quot


Una do photoshop jor

victooman:
Hello Nairalanders,

l want to settle down latest next year, l live in Abuja, and the business l do is giving me a minimum of 6k daily.

Though on a good day l can make more than that, my major concern is that l feel it is too little considering the present inflation rate.

Please what is your advice, should l go ahead, or wait and expand my income, l dont want to marry as a man and start suffering abeg.

My advice to you is that you go ahead and settle down with a lady that has a work so that she can be supportive. The earlier you start a family the better. You can expand your income as you progress in life.

fergie001:
Delta State Police Command

All this gay guys dey try o. Their nyashs don suffer o

wis3:
What are those things you must never share with your partner?

Sexually Transmitted Diseases and immoralities

Ibrahimlagosian:
Hi guys,i'm an 18 year old medical student,
I'm about to get a car for myself but i fell in love with these two cars;a 2017 honda accord coupe and a 2015 honda crosstour.
From your experience which car do you think will serve me best in the university.My budget is 4.5 million.

2015 honda crosstour

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IyaTola:
From DM

It better you accept the job so that you dont not stay idle. it would also expose you better job opportunities as you interract with colleagues at the school and with the parents of pupils of your school.

Afikoo:
The worst thing the government did was pulling down that All Eyes On The Judiciary Billboards.

You can never suppress the people will.

Watch as market women , kids , elderly rock the all eyes on the judiciary polo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YszMyAsA3cI

If the judiciary does not get it right this time. They would never get it right again. The Judiciary should just use their church/mosque mind to do the needful.

ckc:
So why would Dave leave being a senator to become a minister?

I think inadequate orientation made Sen. Dave to leave being a senator to become a minister

ckc:
I ask this innocent question cos I have been wondering why a serving senator like Dave Umahi would leave his senatorial seat and "demote" himself to ordinary Minister that needs to pass through the Senate before resuming. Political gurus educate me please.

We need to ask our selves the following questions below;

Can a Minister summon a Senator for inquires or can a Senator summon a Minister for inquires ?

Does a Senator have to appear before a Minister for budget defence or does a Minister have to appear before a Senator for budget defence ?

I believe we will know who is higher in position when we answer the above questions.

essentialone:
What is the most useless certificate you have ever gotten?

All certificate are useful at a stage in the life of an individual because a certificate is a document serving as evidence that a person has completed an educational course offered by an institution and is qualified to pursue a programme where another higher certificate would be issued upon completion of that programme.

For example your need junior waec certificate to get senior waec and you need senior waec to get bsc or hnd certicate and you need bsc or hnd certificate to get PGD certificate and you need PGD certificate to get master certicate and you need master certificate to get PhD certicate.

Also you need marriage certicate to show that you are legally married and the certicate could be use to pursue religious programmes where other certificates would be issued upon completion

A useless certificate is one that is forged.

MrBroke:
Nigerian lady has compared the cost of living in Nigeria and the U.S., and thereafter, asked Nigerians which of the countries offers better or cheaper standard of living.

In her post, the lady said the cost of buying a full tank of petrol in Houston, Texas is $45 compared to Nigeria where she put the figure at N45, 000. She went on to state that the cost of renting a two bedroom apartment in Houston a year is "$9, 600" as against the "N2 million" one would need to get a decent one in Nigeria. She also compared the cost of purchasing food, internet services, monthly wage earnings as well as home security between Nigerians and their counterparts in the U.S.

if the Minimum wage of Nigeria is N30,000 per month, then the Minimum wage of USA is certainly not $30 per month. So therefore there is no basis for comparing USA's cost of living with that of Nigeria's cost of living.

[quote author=newsblendanews post=125137311]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY9V6j4KMto

Popular Nigerian crossdresser, Idris Okuneye, aka Bobrisky, has once again found himself on the spotlight after making an appearance on his father’s burial.

Bobrisky, whose father died in the wee hours of Monday morning and was subsequently buried according to Islamic rites at Ijebu-Igbo in Ogun state, was captured wearing a black outfit, covering his hair with a black scarf and also wearing a pair of dark sunglasses.

It is surprising to see that Nigerian crossdresser did not turn up for the burial in his usual make-up face as he always attend many events.[/quote



My condolences to him. I wonder how he is able to amass so much wealth from his crossdressing activites.

Uptownerd:

Pride comes before a fall.

Enugupikin:
What exactly do ladies mean by a God-fearing man?

It has always been vague to me

A man that uses his church mind.