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Family › Re: Leave Father's Day For Fathers! by crackhaus: 6:58am On Jun 21, 2021
JeffreyJunior:
Wow, I'm impressed.

Ishi, I support this your thread with the sum of...
...mba mek I donate what I can afford biko.

Holla at me if you need keke charter, I will give you good discount. cheesy

Modified.

Guys don't fall for comments by ladies in this thread. It's a set up.

Imagine a gathering of known feminists in this forum fighting for and defending men. Mbanu, something is wrong somewhere.
cheesy
Na only Ishi and Buka person fit take their comments on this thread as coming from a place of true objectivity.

The rest be like film-trick...
Family › Re: My Husband Paid N580K For My Bride Price But Refused To Help My Family Members. by crackhaus: 2:21pm On Jun 20, 2021
As usual with lots of naija women, this one wants to use marriage to improve her family's standard of living.

Kudos to the husband for standing his ground.

If her brother cannot afford 400k to pay for his own marriage list, he should kuku remain single. This thing is not by force.



A piece of advise to young men:
If you have struggled to save up 400k on your own, don't go and use it to do marriage I beg you.
Take am go buy keke and give someone who will be paying you weekly returns, or look for something legit to invest in. The idea is to make that money back...

You people will just see small money, and the next thing you want to do is marry – marriage that you will continue pouring money inside without seeing 1naira profit.
Una get sense at all?
Romance › Re: Ladies,this Act Of Showing Up With Random People On Dates Must Stop!! by crackhaus: 11:21pm On Jun 19, 2021
I don't know, but I have discovered that girls who do this are usually of a certain age group. I wouldn't want to specify an age as there are definitely exceptions on both sides of that age-group divide.

However, more mature ladies (NOTE: Not just maturity in age, but in mentality as well), hardly invite their friend(s) to tag along with them on a date.

If they're not interested in you, they'd simply not accept to go out with you... and even if they chose to accept based on courtesy, they will come alone.
Family › Re: Not Ambitious, Wants Bride Price Paid Before I Travel; Am I Selfish To End It ? by crackhaus: 10:16am On Jun 19, 2021
tosinhtml:
Even though I'm not the OP, I really learnt from your story but please don't be offended i have some questions to ask because context is needed.

1. At what age did you actually complete your MBA and choose to settle down?

2. Was age a factor that affected you?

3. You said all those good girls that hung around me were all taken

Does it mean that you could no longer find a good woman or good women who were interested in you?

I mean did good women dissapear on the face of the earth, I'm confused.
That was quite the funny aspect in that post... Felt like an anticlimax to a very interesting take on the subject.
Family › Re: What Amount Should A Child Be Contributing To The House? Anthony Joshua Asks by crackhaus: 9:57am On Jun 19, 2021
iamyemiakins:
I'm very sure that 90% of them are males.
100% of them are males I bet.
Family › Re: What Amount Should A Child Be Contributing To The House? Anthony Joshua Asks by crackhaus: 9:54am On Jun 19, 2021
sapphiere:
Exactly.

I myself, I don't stay with my parents and I am not working yet. Still schooling but once in a while I do send my mom something.
We see you, overachiever... grin
Family › Re: Those From A Polygamous Family by crackhaus: 12:52am On Jun 18, 2021
A thread for parochial opinions.
Family › Re: Should The Mother Dress Up In The Presence Of The Male Child? by crackhaus: 12:45am On Jun 18, 2021
officialmario:
Good day to everyone out there.
I heard one Alhaji who is our neighour fighting his wife for dressing up in the presence of the grown up male child.
since she is the one that gave birth to the child, i dont think there is any big deal in that.
Do you think the mother is at fault?
There's your answer.

Muslims usually build their houses in such a way that males and females (of the same family) have different living quarters.
The females come out completely clothed when everyone needs to be together as a family.

I believe the Alhaji, in adhering to the tenets of his religion, is right to scold his wife.
Family › Re: All Men Cheat But I Can’t Get Over The Psychological Trauma-pls Advise by crackhaus: 12:31am On Jun 18, 2021
djon78:
The only thing that man may do is hide it from his wife
Which many do
Some of them that are chronic
And can hide it very well
Even if you tell there wife to swear
They will vouch for them


You are a woman
You can not understand the experience from a man's angle


The only thing that even makes men behave sexually is religious ingrained teachings
That's the only thing
That and LOVE na... Why will you forget to include love? cheesy

Some women have convinced themselves that a man who loves and respects them will never cheat on them.
Many years of education still hasn't taught them that it has absolutely nothing to do with love or respect.

A deeply religious (devout) man, I have found out, is far less likely to cheat when compared to a loving atheist husband who has no belief in anything.

It seems that the idea of going to hell and burning up for the sin of adultery causes more trembling than the idea of simply getting caught by a wife without the option of eternal torment in the afterlife.
Family › Re: All Men Cheat But I Can’t Get Over The Psychological Trauma-pls Advise by crackhaus: 12:05am On Jun 18, 2021
truthsayer009:
Does this mean that she would felt better if he cheated with an MGBN winner or Most beautiful girl in an ekiti state beauty contest?

Sex to most men is simply just sex, without any classiness involved. it's hard for women to grasp this.

Sometimes i wonder why God created men and women to cohabit, when we actually think and behave very differently. It's a constant battle every one has to fight, it pisses me off so much.

The best way to solve a cheating problem is before marriage, not after. You just have to hope and pray they don't do it again.
My brother you seem surprised...
No one looks down on 'other' women than women themselves, you can bet your cojonés on that. cheesy

These people will never understand what sex is to men, I don't even bother trying to explain it. It's like teaching quantum physics to elementary school kids.

A man who slows down his V8 SUV to talk to the fruit seller on a street corner and get her number, is a dirty pig to "classy" women.
The men who go straight from work to hangout a little while with hookers at a secret local bar, are rabid dogs to "hip" women.

As if there's a difference between rich woman vagína and poor woman vagína...

This concept of assigning social classes to vagínas only exists in the minds of women, never in men.
They would rather jam their heads on asphalt than admit the above of course.
Celebrities › Re: ''Feminists Avoid Me''- Mercy Eke Writes (photo) by crackhaus: 11:33pm On Jun 17, 2021
Drella:
No no no,I won't take that grin You went too far grin grin grin
A simple question it was... cheesy
Family › Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by crackhaus: 11:26pm On Jun 17, 2021
Ishilove:
Can you ask me this very disrespectful question to my face offline?
LOL... Margaret Thatcher grin

I don't know about him, but I'm 100% certain I can ask you that question to your face.

The real question should be, what can/will you do after you've been asked?
Family › Re: Adults Misunderstanding Kids' Questions. by crackhaus: 11:21pm On Jun 17, 2021
Favoritedealer:
Damn,the thug of a son God gave me is the owner of this table they're shaking, dude is too sharp for his own good.
From asking me why me and his mother have a different room,to asking me when it's okay to murder someone, just last week I went through his bag and I saw textbooks and writing materials belonging to his classmates, I asked him where he got it he said he just emptied the lost and found place in school, didn't want me to waste money to buy anything when he could just get from other people throwing their's away.
I know if I hadn't caught him he would have been working on how to erase the names and replace it with his. This guy is just 6 for God's sake.
I don't know why, but I think I love this kid already... cheesy
Celebrities › Re: ''Feminists Avoid Me''- Mercy Eke Writes (photo) by crackhaus: 9:32pm On Jun 17, 2021
sapphiere:
It beats my imagination when I see some women reject the movement. Like they are so comfortable being opressed. SHM
This chic you're so funny...

Just look at that photo of Mercy Eke, then look at yourself. Who looks oppressed between you two?
Family › Re: Abandoned By Children, Rejected By In-laws, Widowed Ex-banker Rots In Penury by crackhaus:
Lol, everyone can't be wrong and she'll be the only one who is right na...
I almost tilted towards believing her side of the story until I read from her son.

Grown-up children are more likely to abandon their fathers, hardly their mothers...
For this woman to be abandoned and left in this dire state, she must have been a really terrible mother.

I have no pity to spare, perhaps the government should take it up.
Family › Re: For The Past 7 Years, I Have Not Taken Any Carbinated Drink. by crackhaus: 10:46am On Jun 16, 2021
What food or drinks do I need to stop taking so that I could live forever?
Is Coca-Cola one?

This information is of utmost importance to me... cry
Family › Re: Women Are Fucking Bitches! They Ain't Worth The Effort Mehn! by crackhaus: 2:27pm On Jun 15, 2021
Which of them did she fvck, your brother or your friend? grin

Talk to us, son...
Health › Re: Lobster Diver Swallowed And Spat Out By Humpback Whale (Pictures, Video) by crackhaus: 5:18pm On Jun 14, 2021
There's a controversy over the accuracy of the story of Jonah and how possible it is/was for a whale to swallow a human.

Perhaps, this ought to put such arguments into perspective.
Family › Re: What Should I Do? My Husband Said Our Marriage Is Over-Pls Advise by crackhaus: 5:07pm On Jun 14, 2021
descarado:
Very toxic woman.
This may be fictional anyway. Couldn't bring myself to read till the end.

Wonder what people see as modernity. When you can't bridle your tongue.

After series of insult, u turn around to say you don't mean it. Seriously? shocked

All these woke ladies should understand one thing. Even the West they normally use as example. One golden rule towards men.
Respect. Know when to keep your mouth shut.
Know that a man lives by his pride. Men all over the world( forget Hollywood) love simple respect from their ladies. That is how nature wired them.

I'm not religious but I can relate with the story of Esther very well.
She was married to a king. So she should be a powerful woman. A wicked man among the King's men was treating her people bad. There are so many ways she should have dealt with that man but she didn't.
What did she do?
She prepared a feast for the king, invited him and the man for the feast and as they were making merry, (WHEN THE KING'S HEART WAS SOFT), When the opportunity came for her to exercise her power, she went for the jugular.
Did this make her inferior, no but a very brave and powerful woman who has her husband under her armpit.
Look at how she made her husband do the job without hurting his pride as a man yet she was the master planner.

Chochocho will never draw you close to your man. I'm always right is an attack to your man's pride.

Gentle and subtle disposition makes you the queen of your house and your man will be your slave. Go and learn the tricks.


I come in peace o.
gringrin
Family › Re: After A Father Found Out That His 10 Years Old Daughter Has A Boyfriend, He Did by crackhaus:
Daddy of the year. cheesycheesy

I love this...

Won't be surprised if some so-called progressives still refer to this as "child abuse".
Romance › Re: A Lady Asked Me Out On A Date. What Do I Do? by crackhaus: 11:50am On Jun 14, 2021
Kolena:
Guy, don't mind him. Have sex with her.
Twice...
Romance › Re: A Lady Asked Me Out On A Date. What Do I Do? by crackhaus: 11:49am On Jun 14, 2021
chatinent:
Yeah, bro.

Problem is I don't know what a girl's date looks like..

As in, she'll be seated waiting for me?


And I'll come and she'll pull the chair for me to sit?
All you need to know is that she will pay the bills, nothing else matters.
Romance › Re: High bank charges by crackhaus: 11:46am On Jun 14, 2021
Congratulations...

You will notice shortly that you'll become more happy and in a good mood most of the time.

One common thing about women who are easily ticked off and always in a foul mood, is a lack of orgasm – Webster, 1980.
Family › Re: Not Ambitious, Wants Bride Price Paid Before I Travel; Am I Selfish To End It ? by crackhaus:
Raalsalghul:
Listen to your brother: end the relationship.

Women wouldn't care about how you feel if they were in your shoes.

A golden opportunity has presented itself to improve your life and you're concerned about a lady when you would have a plethora of options by the time you're through with your studies.

All this "she's loyal, caring, humble" are just formats.

You better be wise Op.
This...

I wonder if she would want her bride-price paid down if she was the one travelling.
Such requests are even suspicious to me...

Pay bride-price, then leave her for two whole years and believe she won't be collecting prick in his absence?
Nah nah nah, I can't trust such arrangements.

I don't think they should break up though, on this I disagree with you – better to let things play out on its own as two years is a long time.
If they're meant to be together, it will surely happen even if either or both of them have other relationships in-between.
Health › Re: Help! My 25years Friend Is Still Bedwetting,what Is The Remedy by crackhaus: 1:57pm On Jun 13, 2021
Cutehector:
You offended an old woman.. Maybe you dont greet your elders or you are just rude.
gringrin
Family › Re: Which Of These Is Advisable To Go For In Marriage? by crackhaus: 1:50pm On Jun 13, 2021
This should not be a difficult choice at all...
Go for the first one 100%.
Autos › Re: Where Do Rad Auto Works Parts Come From Anyway? by crackhaus: 9:56am On Jun 13, 2021
radautoworks:
hello, we recommend changing both but if the other one is relatively new and the mounts are fine, then you can change just one.
Okay, thanks...

How much do you sell them?
Autos › Re: NGK Spark Plugs and KYB Shock Absorber. by crackhaus: 8:57pm On Jun 12, 2021
How much for KYB shocks, front (driver's side) on Honda Civic 2007 American spec
Autos › Re: HONDA & ACURA Replacement Part's, We Got You Covered!. by crackhaus: 8:37pm On Jun 12, 2021
Hondajosh:
cool
Good day,

Please how much does a Honda Civic 2007 front (driver's side) shocks cost?
And is it advisable to change just that one, or change both shocks at the front together?
Autos › Re: Where Do Rad Auto Works Parts Come From Anyway? by crackhaus: 8:28pm On Jun 12, 2021
radautoworks:
I'm not on ground but if you call the shop, they can help. Ask for Blessing or Temmy. And yes, it can be sent to Ibadan.
Good day ma'am, I want to change the front (driver's side) shocks on my Honda Civic 2007. Is it advisable to change just that one or does it have to be both (front) shocks?

Also, what's the cost?
Family › Re: 15 Demonic Names Parents Should Stop Calling Their Children. by crackhaus: 5:26pm On Jun 12, 2021
What's the connection between the name Layla and dark spirits?

It has absolutely nothing to do with spirits na...

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