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Family › Re: Sometimes I Miss Single Hood. by crackhaus: 3:12pm On Jun 27, 2021
mariahAngel:
I fit do pass op wife make I no lie

...but I'm reasonable and understanding sha.
If I nag, it's for your own good.
gringrin
Family › Re: My Neighbor Gives Her Nursing child Viju Milk by crackhaus: 1:59pm On Jun 27, 2021
CharisEleos:
Lol.

Since when did this one start? Police kor MOPOL ni.
Do such things work in Nigeria?

Just go and disturb the Nigerian police that a mother is feeding her child viju milk. You'll tell me whether the police even knows what's healthy for infants or not.

If you can reach/ contact NAFDAC, thats the appropriate authority to report such cases otherwise bone the woman. Nothing concern police.
Lol...
I don't know which one is worse now? The police I suggested or the NAFDAC you suggested... grin
Family › Re: Sometimes I Miss Single Hood. by crackhaus: 1:55pm On Jun 27, 2021
mariahAngel:
Op, your wife loves you very much.
No woman who loves her husband will go to sleep while her husband is still out so late at night.
So, however your wife reacted, it was out of love. She was being protective of you.

The moment you came home late to her, she was no longer your wife, but your mother.
If she hadn't scolded you, she wouldn't have been calm, so don't take it to heart.
She loves you very much. And was probably a bit jealous that you chose to stay out so late to hang with friends instead of her, while she missed you.
Did you at least get her something on your way back to pacify her?
Lmao...

The man wey go marry you will have a lot of work cut out for him ehn.
If you don't nag him to death, nothing else will be able to kill him in this world. cheesy
Family › Re: Why Do You Drink, Smoke And Abuse Drug? by crackhaus: 8:01pm On Jun 26, 2021
illicit:
Drugs are not meant to be used without prescription

So I prescribed marijuana for myself, it works against cold
gringrin
Family › Re: My Neighbor Gives Her Nursing child Viju Milk by crackhaus: 4:59pm On Jun 26, 2021
Ginaz:
What can be done to save the child ? Aside that, the drink is too sugary for him at the young age he is .
Only the mother can save her child, that is if she'll listen to you.

But since she doesn't want to listen, then call police.
She's endangering the child.
Family › Re: Why Did Slain Usifo Ataga Cheat On Pretty Wife Brenda Ataga? by crackhaus: 4:55pm On Jun 26, 2021
Rozcol:
I mention whoever I want to as long as I'm not breaking any rules,what are you feeling like? I will call FOY for you ooo.You should learn from people's ordeal so as not to be caught unawares, cheating isn't safe anymore Mr Big cheat.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/clk.gif
Family › Re: Why Do You Drink, Smoke And Abuse Drug? by crackhaus: 4:50pm On Jun 26, 2021
Never abused drugs before...

But why did I used to drink and smoke (strictly weed plus the occasional crack?)
Because it was a lot of fun, simple!

Do I still drink? Only whenever I feel like, which is very rare and mostly indoors... hardly in public
Do I still smoke? I haven't in a long time. Doesn't mean I won't ever do it again. I still might...

Was I ever addicted to either?
Absolutely not, because I discovered early-on that once you are intentional about whatever you want to do (drinking/smoking), it becomes so much easier to practice moderation and not go overboard.
Family › Re: My Neighbor Gives Her Nursing child Viju Milk by crackhaus: 4:32pm On Jun 26, 2021
All these modern mommies sef... Is that child's body capable of digesting/breaking down Viju Milk?

Your neighbour might need to be taken in for mental evaluations, even arrested if possible.

She wants to kill her child.
Family › Re: Why Did Slain Usifo Ataga Cheat On Pretty Wife Brenda Ataga? by crackhaus: 4:11pm On Jun 26, 2021
Rozcol:
You already have too numerous people to settle matters with, I'll let mine slide.
Better... Lol
Sha stop giving me unnecessary mentions you hear?
Career › Re: Working In A Hotel For 6 Months Now: My Experience. by crackhaus: 4:06pm On Jun 26, 2021
angelfallz:
Lol, true. But There are still girls that are virgins, plenty in fact.
Sure... Na to find dem be the problem cheesy
Family › Re: Divorce: Read This Before You File For A Divorce by crackhaus: 11:22am On Jun 26, 2021
I have a solution.

Modern men should be humble enough to embrace the role of a househusband while their modern wives go work for the money.

By the time they want to get divorced, he's the one who will gain half or more of her their property.
Afterall, he deserves all of it and so much more for taking a back-seat and losing out on his own advancement just to support her ambitions.

Sense will not kill me lai lai...
Career › Re: Working In A Hotel For 6 Months Now: My Experience. by crackhaus: 11:01am On Jun 26, 2021
angelfallz:
There's nothing to weep about. There are many good virgins girls. Throw away that mentality that all the girls are doing it.
I think what you mean to say, is that there are still good girls who don't go about lodging in hotels with sugar-daddies and yahoo boys.

This doesn't mean that these good girls are still virgins though...

Two different things. cheesy
Family › Re: Could This Be How Super TV Ceo Usifo Ataga Was Killed? (pics) by crackhaus:
mariahAngel:
100% certain? Based on what evidence?
Will you be willing to stake your all on that?


Una no go kill person sha...

Lalasticlala, no carry these pieces of sheet go front page o!
Lol... I didn't type what I typed to convince you or anyone on NL.
What you choose to believe/not believe is up to you.


I have NEVER met the late Usifo or his wife personally, I have only ever heard his name being mentioned in passing by his mother, Mrs Sylvia Ataga (Sitag Fashions) during her conversations with my mom.

Whatever conspiracy is being cooked up about the set-up and what-nots, cannot be ascertained.

But about her keeping a boyfriend outside her marriage (which is not even new gist), that one is certain.
Family › Re: Could This Be How Super TV Ceo Usifo Ataga Was Killed? (pics) by crackhaus: 10:17am On Jun 26, 2021
The only thing I am 100% certain of in this theory, is that Usifo's wife Brenda, had a boyfriend.
Bush radio has been buzzing with this particular information.


But we meuuuuve....
Family › Re: The Moment You Kneel Down To Apologise To Your Wife, You Become The Woman! by crackhaus:
bukatyne:
Funny thread.

The OP (changed what came to my mind) might actually be on his knees begging one smallie or side hen not even wife.

Hard man, hard man na so a whole CEO give side chic ATM with pin. undecided
A man who has not conquered himself, no matter how wealthy or old he is, will always be a slave to his desires.

Just be able to conquer the desire for vagína, and a man has solved 90% of his problems in life.


The death of Usifo at the hands of a 21yr old hits close to home, it's really sad because it's kind of personal.
I don't know the wife, but his mother...na she I feel for pass.

How do you plan the funeral of someone who was killed like that? Just crazy...
Crime › Re: Texas Teacher Who Had Sex With Her Student Attacks Him Violently Out Of Jealousy by crackhaus: 7:57am On Jun 26, 2021
bukatyne:
Are they not charging her for rape?

Her student was 16 years (below the age of consent)


It is also an unbalanced power relationship (abi how do they say it again)

What level of delusion would make a grown woman think a 16 year old boy is interested in her beyond sex?

Someone would soon quote Emmanuel Macron: he is an exception and I do not think they started having sex when he was that age.
Nairaland feminists left this group chat...
Family › Re: How To Check The Expiry Date Of Your Gas Cylinder To Avoid Explosion by crackhaus: 7:55am On Jun 26, 2021
bukatyne:
Maybe one should consider plastic cylinders.

They can't be repainted (hopefully), lighter and more pleasing to the eyes cheesy
Plastic cylinders won't be able to hold pressurized LPG.

That explosion we are trying to avoid will become a daily occurrence should plastic cylinders be used. cheesy
Family › Re: Why Did Slain Usifo Ataga Cheat On Pretty Wife Brenda Ataga? by crackhaus: 7:53am On Jun 26, 2021
Rozcol:
Who made it wider?stop all this rubbish just to justify a cheat,see where it has landed him.I hope crackhaus is reading this.
Come send me a mail, you and I need to settle this matter once and for all... grin
Family › Re: Caught On Camera - Lady Goes Into Labor In Mcdonalds (video) by crackhaus: 7:51am On Jun 26, 2021
Ogbenia:
You are so on point.
Only the lady in labour seems to know what she was doing.
Lol...
Family › Re: Caught On Camera - Lady Goes Into Labor In Mcdonalds (video) by crackhaus: 6:57am On Jun 25, 2021
LOL. No one present there knew what they were doing or what to do. So much confusion!

The only person who knew what she was doing 100% was the lady in labour. Sis was ready to pop on that table... no time to delay. cheesy

I would have loved to see how that ended though, especially if emergency services got there on time.
Family › Re: Why Did Slain Usifo Ataga Cheat On Pretty Wife Brenda Ataga? by crackhaus: 6:46am On Jun 25, 2021
He cheated because he wanted to and because he can...
Any other explanation is besides the point.
Family › Re: My Neighbours Wife. by crackhaus: 2:29pm On Jun 24, 2021
shortgun:
I stay in a compound with 4 tenants.
One of my co-tenant's wife have shown me acts of kindness many times and I want to repay her kindness but I don't know how to go about it without getting her suspicious husband worked up or cause problems in their home.

I am a very busy bachelor, I hardly have time to do most home chores. I go out early and come back late at night.

This lady helps me remove my clothes outside when I spread them, when I bring out trash and keep it outside she helps me to take them out, even when wind blow off my clothes from the line, she will wash and dry them . She's the only one that comes to ring my door bell to notify me whenever power is restored when I am on gen and asleep.

I've been thinking of ways to repay her kindness but the problem is her husband with the little interactions I've had with him is someone that will read meanings to my kindness to them....I once traveled and bought things for them, when I went to give the things I bought for them the husband was not around, I delivered the stuff to the wife at the door and left.

After some days, I was having a conversation with the man and he said " Men should not visit the home of a married woman whenever the husband was not around" I was shocked because what he said had nothing to do with our discussion.
One other time, I and the wife were the only ones left in the compound during the festive period when everyone had traveled, I noticed the wife doesn't sleep in the compound...she comes back every morning. I believe it was the instruction from her husband not to be sleeping in the house and I believe it's because of me. The woman is always in a hurry whenever she returns my clothes or comes to notify me to turn off my gen.

I know they are struggling in these hard times and I have the capacity to help but I don't want the husband to read unnecessary meanings to anything I do for them... He is also a kind of person that will feel I am looking down on him if I render any help.

I don't really blame the man cos he sees how different girls comes to my house and he may think I will have interest in his wife.

I've discussed this with some of my friends, some said I should forget about helping or giving anything to the man or his wife while some think I should go ahead if I want to.
So I want nairalanders to help me decide on what I should do.
That's all I needed to read.

Your intuition is guiding you, I suggest you listen to it.
Family › Re: Please Help.my Wife Has Denied Me Sex For More Than 6 months now by crackhaus: 2:13pm On Jun 24, 2021
Rozcol:
A potential cheat spotted, I hate you.
Rose, you know very well that I'm not crazy about you either... The hate feeling is mutual grin
Family › Re: Please Help.my Wife Has Denied Me Sex For More Than 6 months now by crackhaus: 2:10pm On Jun 24, 2021
Ishilove:
Lol. Una two no well cheesy
grin
Crime › Re: Woman Found Dead In Kwara Hotel, After Meeting Man With Fake Name (Graphic) by crackhaus: 5:06pm On Jun 23, 2021
The issue is not about a lady meeting up with a man in a hotel. Plenty other women do it and nothing happens to them.

As someone who has spent some time in the hospitality industry working with security agencies (DSS in particular), it is EXTREMELY important to get the real details of your guests at the point of check-in.

Much bigger hotel chains like Protea, Golden Tulip, and Best Western, will usually request for a valid ID card at the point of check-in. This will be photocopied and attached to your guest registration card.
It is a MUST to provide a valid means if identification before you're checked-in.

Problem is that these smaller hotels usually get away with doing whatever they want.
And the DSS who are supposed to be requesting those details from them don't take that job seriously.
Family › Re: Please Help.my Wife Has Denied Me Sex For More Than 6 months now by crackhaus: 4:49pm On Jun 23, 2021
Family › Re: Please Help.my Wife Has Denied Me Sex For More Than 6 months now by crackhaus: 4:41pm On Jun 23, 2021
mariahAngel:
I swear, I like her already!
Greet her for me. grin
NoToPile:
The bolded sounds so hilarious grin grin grin
Great response.
cool
Family › Re: How Do You Handle Some Relative You Don't want to See? by crackhaus: 4:38pm On Jun 23, 2021
If you consider them potential enemies whom you don't want to relate with, it means you don't like them.
Why then do you still care about what might hurt them?

Just do you...
Family › Re: The Day I Almost Sold My Blood... by crackhaus: 11:59pm On Jun 22, 2021
I find your usage of the word SOLD to be inappropriate.
Perhaps you needed to paint a clearer picture of your financial situation hence your choice of word, but still, it's inappropriate.

The correct term is DONATE.
People actually get paid to do this, and guess what, a lot of them didn't do it because they're so nice and humanitarian... They probably needed the money too.

So instead of thinking of yourself as a defeated human being, you should be very proud and think of yourself as one of those special group of people who ensure that a hospital's blood bank remains stocked and ready to save lives.
God knows I can't do it, so nothing will make me sit down and watch anyone stick me with a needle to drain blood from me.


If it's sperm donation sha, count me in on that...
Anything I can do to help some bloody feminists and lesbians procreate, is definitely a worthy cause in my book.
Family › Re: Please Help.my Wife Has Denied Me Sex For More Than 6 months now by crackhaus:
mariahAngel:
https://www.nairaland.com/6613935/wife-cries-husband-starves-sex#102947418

If the woman on the above thread could survive 4yrs without sex, I'm sure you could... After all, so many comments (by men) on that were like Is sex food?

Find a way to pacify your wife for body shaming her and hurting her!
After you killed her confidence, you expect her to sleep with you?


Playfully kor! Playfully ni!
Lol @body shaming... Wahala be like wetin again

If a husband can't make a comment about his wife's weight (whether jokingly or seriously), who then on God's earth should tell her about her weight?

I hope you're not overweight yourself because we don't understand this your comment on the matter, miss sensitivity. grin


Two days ago, I made a comment to my SO about her bum and that she needs to start patronizing those women that sell yansh cream.
She responded by sending a picture of penis enlargement cream along with the price, straight to my WhatsApp.

The argument that followed only lasted for about 5mins, everyone has moved on.
Some things really shouldn't matter...
Family › Re: Please Help.my Wife Has Denied Me Sex For More Than 6 months now by crackhaus: 11:10pm On Jun 22, 2021
This is what usually happens when you don't have a side-chick, one/two exes, OR some casual FWBs on speed dial... you start sisi-ing up to your wife just because of sex.



Just passing by anyway.
Family › Re: Happy Father's Day To My MUM by crackhaus: 7:10am On Jun 21, 2021
Arsenate:
Yeah, we celebrate mother's day every month without men making it about themselves because mothers are flawless and are always acting accordingly. Keep encouraging damage girls to continue in their bitter path.
gringrin

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