Politics › Re: More Trouble For Wike As Nnamdi Kanu Places N100 Million Bounty On His Head by crackhaus: 12:57pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
What a joke!
Bounty on a sitting governor's head? How will they be able to get to him?
This Kanu needs to stop smoking that adulterated thing he's used to. I have the good stuff for him to smoke, something that will be calming him down and making him think well. |
Family › Re: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by crackhaus: 12:50pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
descarado: Hand na work too. ABI no be energy u go use rub the thing up and down?  Just open leg. But the problem between opening leg is that the man won't mind his business alone. He go dey crawl all over you, hence the no in the first place. Abeg, man and woman matter tie wrapper and gele go market. Till I die, it continues  Hehehe, it's alright. |
Family › Re: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by crackhaus: 12:42pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
Ishilove: Too graphic. Don't get carried away, tiger  Lol  |
Family › Re: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by crackhaus: 12:41pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
descarado: If the woman can do mouth action, trust me, opening leg is no issue. Mouth action requires brain work and energy. Better to open leg. But I agree that sometimes when one is dead beat, ordinary hand touching your body will make you to cringe.
Your brain will refuse to process it positively but see it as an enemy. Just reach a compromise.
The @op is just having fun anyway Are you serious?  What of hand-job nko? That one too require brain work and energy?  Yea I know the OP is just having fun, Lol.. Very few topics are serious in this section these days |
Family › Re: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by crackhaus: 12:05pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
Ishilove: If you are too tired just open leg and start snoring. When oga has busted the nut he will roll away, end of story, every one is happy.
However it may not always work because oga will still complain that madam lay down 'like a log of wood' during lovemaking. This is why compromise is the only way forward. Sex truly isn't food and if the woman who has a ton of libido killing activities during daytime complains of tiredness then there should be a middle ground somewhere. Cue in the mouth and spit, OR hand and oil... Legs don't need to spread, no mounting necessary.And remember that while she's doing any of these, her husband's hands will also be working her tits and clitMan nor too hard to satisfy like dat  |
Politics › Re: #EndSARS: Aisha Yesufu Reacts To Death Threats by crackhaus: 11:55am On Oct 26, 2020*. Modified: 12:52pm On Oct 26, 2020 |
But honestly, I've never really understood why anyone would threaten another person with death... as in, death oo.
The same death that everybody including the people issuing the threats will still die las las? LOL
I really love her response here...
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Business › Re: MTN Nigeria Appoints Karl Toriola As CEO by crackhaus: 11:38am On Oct 26, 2020 |
A young boss...  I love it when young people are occupying the seat at the head of a table. |
Family › Re: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by crackhaus: 11:35am On Oct 26, 2020*. Modified: 9:00am On Oct 29, 2020 |
Ishilove: I call her a foolish woman. Afterwards if the man goes out to satisfy himself they will go to social media to cry about how the husband cheated after she 'gave him my all'. Ohh so you know, or you're being sarcastic?  The hunger has to be satisfied one way or the other anyway – usually better if it's the legally married wife doing the satisfaction. But you women sef, even if you're always too tired to spread leg, can't you just use mouth & plenty spit to suck or use hand & oil to give hand-job? At least, let a man bust a nut and relax...  |
Family › Re: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by crackhaus: 11:11am On Oct 26, 2020 |
Ishilove: Home wrecker  What will you now call the one that refused to open her legs for her husband to see food chop? Home bricklayer?  |
Fashion › Re: Natural Hair Babes Please Come In Here O!!! by crackhaus: 8:30pm On Oct 25, 2020*. Modified: 8:54pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
descarado: U are fast 
Na hair i wan show, no be face.  I was online na, FORTUNATELY  I'm allowed to ask for more... locks down, now it's face. Is oga still the one controlling the email behind this your new moniker?  Thanks for remembering I asked for the photo a long time ago BTW, that you even recalled and brought my attention to it here means a lot.  Gracias... |
Nairaland General › Re: What Have You Lost Interest In? by crackhaus: 8:14pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
CastingCrowns: change really is constant.. I recall those days when I couldn't stay a day without reading a book but nowadays just looking at one exhausts me.. I've also lost interest in watching movies, they annoy me immensely.. let's share what we have lost interest in nowadays. What do you do now with your free time, or rather, what have you replaced the movies and books with? |
Family › Re: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by crackhaus: 8:01pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
MasterofNL: Wetin man go do nah.  You never chin chum chin... You'll soon start touching yourself out of frustration, that's when you will know you're finished.  |
Politics › Re: #endsars Protests: Lagos Will Need N1trn For Reconstruction — Gbajabiamila by crackhaus: 7:50pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
Nah so... N1trillion, as in 1,000,000,000,000 Nigerian Nairas  They should slash the salaries and allowances of all Lagos reps, senators, LG chairmen, commissioners, etc and use what they gather to rebuild. Monkeys... |
Family › Re: Your Wife Denies You Sex. by crackhaus: 7:48pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
MasterofNL: I will see if I can manage 3 days a week. If you know you can't manage, better just go and keep one shenkes on the side for the culture. Even the 3 days a week, are you sure you will get that much? I just pity you...  |
Fashion › Re: Natural Hair Babes Please Come In Here O!!! by crackhaus: 7:27pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
descarado: Crackhaus, come and see my lock. This babe has made me upload it. It isn't clear but it's manageable na  I will remove the picture soon. Seen...  Finally!!! Now dancing to Iyanya's *sexy mama* Ft. Wizkid  But why you dey hide your full face from me? Whyyy?   |
Politics › Re: Americans React To Arrest Of Soldier, Harrison Friday Who Supported Protesters by crackhaus: 7:02pm On Oct 25, 2020 |
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Politics › Re: Lekki Massacre: Forensic Analysis Proves Videos Of Killings Are Genuine by crackhaus: 4:59pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
helinues: Do you understand what shooting at protesters means?
They shot at protesters yet all the death toll regarding Lekki officially are not up to 5 Some things are not meant to be deliberated when the facts are clear as day. 1. Were soldiers from the NA present at Lekki tollgate at a time when the curfew was not yet in effect? 2. Were the lights turned off? 3. Were shots fired, or did we hear gunshots? The answers to these are all that matters. Whether you're counting 5 deaths or 65 deaths, is really besides the point. |
Family › Re: Move To Miami by crackhaus: 4:50pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
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Family › Re: Need Friends by crackhaus: 4:46pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
chiomaP: Lol..well others are sending hun☺️ speak for yourself I guess the ones you've received should be enough then, or na WhatsApp group you wan start like this? |
Family › Re: Man Hands Over The Headship Of His Home To His Wife by crackhaus: 9:27am On Oct 24, 2020*. Modified: 4:44pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
tonyluyi1985: Due to the economic hardship in the nation, a man has decided to abdicate his position of the head of the house for his wife to take over.
He wrote on Instagram: “Due to the increasing rate of family problems in my house at the moment, I am stepping down as the head of my house. My wife will take over from here. Thank u and God bless you all” Lol, it's a welcome development... A man cannot come and go and kill himself just because he married woman na  I wish all men married to Nigerian women claiming feminists & "equalists" would do the same thing – let these people take the lead they so crave for in a family, then we see how long it takes before they start complaining again... |
Family › Re: 3 Graves To Bury One Man: How My Late Father's Kinsmen Hijacked Burial — Lady by crackhaus: 9:19am On Oct 24, 2020 |
PowerGlory: Go to Oguta Police Station and the Rev. Father of MaryMagdalene Catholic Church Oguta where the matters were treated before the burial for more confirmation and clarity. Hmmm, I hear ya... |
Family › Re: Postpartum Somebody? by crackhaus: 9:00am On Oct 24, 2020*. Modified: 4:45pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
God or whomever the engineer/designer of the female specie is, really did a wonderful job on them. No jokes...
The mechanisms and complication of this gender is quite amazing... almost makes you want to perform experiments on their physiology to understand exactly what could be going on underneath to warrant their sometimes weird behaviours/anomalies. |
Family › Re: I’m Having Serious POSTPARTUM by crackhaus: 8:56am On Oct 24, 2020 |
I don't know why I find it hard taking anything this chic posts seriously...  Casalinda plays was too much on this forum, hard to know when she's being genuine. |
Family › Re: 3 Graves To Bury One Man: How My Late Father's Kinsmen Hijacked Burial — Lady by crackhaus: 8:47am On Oct 24, 2020 |
PowerGlory: I was in the said burial a d witnessed everything that happened. 1. The man died mysteriously in the house with wound on his head and the wife and children never told the man's brothers after 24hours but hurried him to the mortuary. 2. The man was a retiree of CBN a d pays the wife N100k and children N50k each every month but they starved him of food. It's his brothers that feeds him. 3. This same daughter asked his out of their house when he came to ask them why they beat up their father. 4. The said girl is in Law School and still behaves stupidly. 5. The man built a house but the wife a d children insisted that he'll be buried behind the house which his immediate brothers and kinsmen object that he be buried in front of his house. 6. Despite the money given to the woman she cooks with firewood upstairs. 7. The woman and children were asking the man's Will to be read while the corpse was still in the mortuary. 8. Anyone that cares should come to Oguta, Imo State to verify for himself or herself. To be honest, most of these claims you typed here seem like what drunkards will gather to gossip about. |
Politics › Re: Thung Family: Lagos Oriental Hotel Doesn't Belong To Tinubu by crackhaus: 7:59pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
They are afraid, Lmao...  |
Culture › Re: Return Oba Of Lagos’ Staff Of Office Or Face The Consequences, Ruling House by crackhaus: 7:53pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
hakeem4: First of all the people who stole the staff don’t use Nairaland
Secondly the people who stole it don’t read news
Thirdly, we on Nairaland are going to set a 5 man panel to look into what really happened. Just give us time to work.
From my findings, it shows that the oba misplaced his staff carelessly. Since no one died at the toll gate https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rofl.gif |
Romance › Re: What Should You Do If Your Girlfriend Continues Denying You Sex In Your Relation by crackhaus: 1:54pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
funkmrflexx: She always gives excuse like she's tired , she wants to sleep, she's not in the mood blah blah blah. We haven't had sex in a very long time . Sex creates a tighter bond in a relationship but now I'm no longer feel d vibes anymore. I talked to her about it but she said sex is not food and it's not important in a relationship. I even threatened to cheat on her but she's no budging. She does everything else well . Cooking and cleaning. But the sex part is dead . I don't even feel it for her anymore. What do I do and she's not ready to get married now before some people say i turn her 2 slave o She's in school and I'm basically the one sponsoring her. So she's gaining more than me in the relationship No wonder...
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Christianity Etc › Re: Nails Linked To Crucifixion Of Jesus Found With Ancient Bone Embedded Inside(Pix by crackhaus: 1:47pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
Jesus isn't the only one who was crucified. This could belong to any one of the thousands who faced similar punishment from the Romans. |
Family › Re: Wives Who Deprive Husbands Of Sex Are Wrecking Society. by crackhaus: 1:41pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
For Suzanne, in her rage, was ignoring a large elephant in the room: the reason her until then decent husband had been driven to an affair was simple. She wasn’t having enough sex with him. After months of frustration, he was forced to seek relief elsewhere. Quite understandable. All things being equal and without a credible reason for being sex-starved, I know for a fact that I would do the same thing if I was in this position. |
Politics › Re: Tope Mark Odigie's Husband Dared Consequences To Rescue Her At TVC by crackhaus: 12:46pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
“I couldn’t call these guys (the arsonists) miscreants. They were pretty much educated, and spoke good English. They were very organised, and chanted; “No killing,” “No killing;” “Just destroy,” “Just destroy;” “We have our targets.” This is interesting |
Romance › Re: Be Completely Honest. What's Hard About Dating You by crackhaus: 12:28pm On Oct 23, 2020*. Modified: 12:56pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
NobleAngell: Lol. Whatever makes you sleep well. What if knowing you well will make me sleep better? I won't be having good sleep anymore then, is what you're saying yea? |
Family › Re: . by crackhaus: 12:23pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
JovialJune: Hahaha I truly wish to meet some of you in real life, the certainty in which some of you feel yours is nothing but the truth is laughable to say the least, of which none is fit or at par with whoever it is in reality,
Whatever gives you a sense of worth dude. Mehn shut the fück up! |