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Romance › Re: Lesbians Join EndSARS Protests In Lagos by crackhaus: 1:51pm On Oct 15, 2020
I believe it's about time the conveners of the protests make public a clear agenda as to the exact purpose of the continued protests at this point.

By the time various groups/sects start using the cover of the protest to air their own grievances, what we will have is simply going to be nothing but anarchy.

The government should dialogue and negotiate, but who are the specific people to represent the youths in this dialogue and negotiations.
Who exactly are those in charge of the protests at this point?

For a movement to truly succeed, there has to be a united voice singing a united tune to effect a united purpose.

If we're going to do something, be it protests or revolution, at least we must do it right.

Too many moving parts will inadvertently make everything seem like needless troublemaking.
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus: 11:55am On Oct 15, 2020
descarado:
Oh, u be choba pikin shocked cheesy
I don catch you.
I visited that school once.

Forget naija police matter. E get k leg.
Wetin no get k leg for this my country? lipsrsealed

I went to market, I don't know how thieves used razor to tear my hand bag and took my purse with all my id.
Police station was close by. Na so I was told too go and lodge complain cos of my documents. Like joke like joke, they demanded for money, almost beat me join. I was shocked beyond measure cheesy
One guy( one of them used eye communicate to me to follow him outside when those engaging me were busy, as we went outside, he stopped an okada and told me to speed out of there before they label me a thief.
Like seriously sad
I just got married that time and oga was outside the country. Na so he go come back come meet armed robber wifey for cell cheesy

Luckily for me, a good Samaritan picked my documents up and called me like a week after. As for the money inside the purse, leave matter grin
Lmao, they are more lenient with females though... But your experience is funny cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Indian Man Dies After Starving Himself & Praying For Trump To Beat Covid (Pics) by crackhaus: 7:49pm On Oct 14, 2020
I want to laugh, but someone died... lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus: 6:59pm On Oct 14, 2020
descarado:
Why are u loling? grin

Hope you are protesting #endpolicebrutality.

I tie red bandana for head yesterday to work and was asked what the problem is, I said we are protesting police brutality in my country. I have been their victim once albeit minor one during my service yr.
These guys are demons.
You should know why grin


I didn't join any of the protests physically, but I fully support it. cool
My SARS experience was mostly in Uni, e don tay small... me and my friends na their customer then (mostly my friends anyway, cos I know to dey low-key wella). cheesy
They even had one big police station with three floors at Alakahia, and na Uniport students dey fill the rooms there... You didn't even need to do much, just be inside your compound when they come for one their raids and they will pick up every student they see at home, label all of us yahoo boyz and cultists...
Na just for you to bail yourself out o, nothing else... those officers dey mumu

There was also one experience where they bundled me and my main niggie inside car to first bank ATM in Choba, emptied us out on top say my guy bought one BlackBerry phone he didn't know was stolen.
Somebody later paid for this sha, the guy who sold him the phone...we go waylay am after the ordeal grin

After Uni, I haven't really had any serious issues with them anywhere else. Just the usual road stops, but once they look at me (I don't particularly look like a Yahoo guy), them go just free me after small gist & sorting. The most serious encounter recently was in Lag last year, and that's because of the guy I was with... he has the stereotypical looks.
We sha settled the matter quietly.
Family › Re: Alpha Male Vs Baby Mama Wahala In My Street ! by crackhaus: 10:49pm On Oct 13, 2020
bukatyne:
Fuji House of Senselessness. grin

What did the Security men do to you na?

Like Justin Timberlake said, 'what goes around comes around.'
I just felt like including them abeg... cheesy

Since they went to settle fight involving senseless people, there's a good chance they have contracted senselessness from them.
Family › Re: Alpha Male Vs Baby Mama Wahala In My Street ! by crackhaus:
To their surprise, the man willed 80% of his property to his son, including his business and the house he currently lives in.

The wife got angry and left (she was willed another house) (she is a peaceful woman)
And this is all that matters...


What is right and what is wrong following the above courses of action taken by the dead man and by the grieving wife he left behind, is a non-issue after the fact.

If this was a situation where the man had no will and there was this type of commotion, then we for help dem settle matter.

But as it is now, everything that is happening as stated in the story simply boils down to goodwill – it's no more a case of what should/must happen or what should/must be done.
If babymama and her son don't want to send money to the dead man's parents, it's well within their rights... a senseless decision it seems, but still within their rights to exercise.

Assuming the dead man had any sense in the first place, he would have made provisions for his aged parents in the will... And assuming his aged parents had any sense, they would have tried to at least have a good relationship with their grandson all through the years despite the fact their late son wasn't married to his mother.

There's really no big issue here...
What we have is just a family made up of very senseless people – from the dead man to the baby mama to the aged parents, all senseless. The security men, probably senseless too.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Joe Biden Totally Disparaged And Insulted The African American Community by crackhaus: 11:34am On Oct 13, 2020
khia:
No, grin I said except, #8 he hates anyone who's not.white he also grew up in a KKK household.
My bad...
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus: 11:34am On Oct 13, 2020
descarado:
I will answer you tomorrow cheesy
Lol grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Father Employs His Son As Security Man In His Company by crackhaus:
This is a VERY good move by the father, I figure he is positioning his boy to take over the company in the future or at least hold a top position.

I've noticed that more informed parents today are making moves like this because the previous method of installing a son/daughter who just recently acquired their masters in the US or UK as an ED of your company when he/she has no real practical experience of the work you do there, usually results in more negatives than positives.

I had a personal experience (as part of management) regarding how such can be disastrous to the growth of an organization, especially when such a son/daughter is given near-total control over the organization.
Some are able to exercise restraint and learn the ropes to succeed, most would rather just exercise powers that will set the company on a downward trajectory.

However, what the father has done here will hopefully make his son (when he becomes the top boss) understand his staff better, he'll be able to key in to their various needs because he has experienced what it is to be on the other side of management.
Politics › Re: Vandefan Tersugh: It Raises Suspicion For A 20 - 30 Year-Old To Have N7m Car by crackhaus: 6:59pm On Oct 12, 2020
Everything he said was actually making sense until he got to this part:

If I stop you on the road and I want to have a look at your phone, I want to see your Facebook, I don’t think I have committed any crime because I am only asking you a simple question,” he said.
Now I am very sure that most of these police officers are dumbfucks who know nothing about policing.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Joe Biden Totally Disparaged And Insulted The African American Community by crackhaus: 6:47pm On Oct 12, 2020
khia:
Oops, I meant #8. grin
LOL, are you sure you're looking at the same list I be looking at? grin

Donald Trump has chosen illegal aliens over citizens... Really?
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus:
armyofone:
Lmao - very funny!! grin grin
But what's up with the 'm' you attached to your username?

Na wah for this una gender dysphoria on this obodo NL... cheesy
Family › Re: Does Apologizing /always Mean I Am Wrong And The Other Person Is Right? by crackhaus: 6:00pm On Oct 12, 2020
Learn to be responsible for ONLY your part in every conflict, you should never take responsibility for what the other person did/said.

If she hurt your feelings and you're absolutely certain you did nothing to provoke it, then apologizing was a very bad idea.
It means you don't have a healthy sense of your own self – this is quite common with boundaryless people.

Even in instances where you must have done something to provoke it, you only have to meet the other person in the middle.
Both of you will need to take responsibility and apologize for your parts in the conflict.

Here's a short exposé of how a boundaryless person acts during a conflict

Foreign Affairs › Re: Joe Biden Totally Disparaged And Insulted The African American Community by crackhaus: 5:42pm On Oct 12, 2020
khia:
It's funny that you would post this considering the fact that Trump supports all of this besides #7, #6 the police are the criminals, they are the biggest organized thug gang in the US. Trump supports Communism so much that he wants to be like the Russian president, an authoritarian. Trump hates Africans.
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/what1.gif
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus: 5:16pm On Oct 12, 2020
armyofone:
Both! " I'm not all about my prek - I'm wonderfully made from head to toe"

grin
Since when you grow preek put for your body? cheesy See this woman with her full melons and big nyansh...

Maybe you mean your clit anyway, it's still the equivalent of a preek... all join grin
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus: 5:06pm On Oct 12, 2020
armyofone:
Right - not a good thing for people to say - i think it is demeaning for a man.
Demeaning for a man (hearing it) OR of a man (saying it)?
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus: 4:58pm On Oct 12, 2020
armyofone:
Let Mr. Michael come and tell Ms. Deem the only thing he brought from Nigeria was his huge gbola to feed her grin
Angela already discussed money grin grin his big gbola or not - money speaks!
Lol, that's their problem... I was simply trying to understand if dēscarado meant her statement as a bad thing or as a good thing.

As far as I know, if you tell any man that all you want from him is his preek and NOTHING else, you don't know the kind of thanksgiving he will give to God when he gets home. grin

When it comes to sexual objectification, na women head dey sabi turn 360° for that kind talk...
Celebrities › Re: Trey Songz Laments FG's Plan To Redeploy SARS Officers by crackhaus: 4:44pm On Oct 12, 2020
Franktom247:
Trey songz na mad man walai him still call am fam after the full of shit
Lol, that's just how Black Americans talk grin
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus: 4:29pm On Oct 12, 2020
KevinDein:
Like I seriously don't understand those ladies, man. Women of other races love the black man cause he's got a massive gbola, damnit, that ain't exactly a bad thing, is it? grin. What won't those Asian/Indian men do to be in this "sad" situation grin
LOL grin

You know women hate it and find it very insulting if a man says he is only interested in their nunu as that's the only thing they have to offer, so I figure they assume that flipping the statement will deliver the same effect on men...

They seem to forget that the male & female brain/emotional responses, simply do not work in the same way at all.
Family › Re: Will Your Parents Support You Marrying A Divorcee by crackhaus:
mariahAngel:
About not marrying divorcées, it goes both ways and not exclusive to women only.
If it is just about sex, a man or woman who wants it can get it from someone who's interested in such a relationship and wouldn't put a thought to it, as they'd both be doing each other a favour. Not just for the satisfaction of the woman alone.

About not wife-ing her, you do know that women can also husband some men if they wanted to and nothing dey there cheesy

The way you guys talk about yourselves ehn... I go see some men and I go begin wonder "so this one too follow for them the men..."
The way you guys place yourselves on a pedestal ehn...one would wonder if y'all are some special beings from an unattainable planet. grin

Were nu ya nwayooo...make una take am easy Y'all are just mere beings like women, if not less special.
I swear I nor even understand all this your rants on top say I believe that divorceés can/should be fücked but NEVER married.
Is this a bad thing? cheesy

Weren't you on the first page saying the exact same thing about how YOU can't marry a divorced man?
Did anyone tell you you're feeling special because of that? grin

Abeg, take several seats... I ain't got the patience for some of you vagìna people and your emotional drivel.
Food › Re: Can You Eat Any Of These Bush Meat Caught By These Hunters by crackhaus: 2:43pm On Oct 12, 2020
SilverNorGold:
This is evil!

What makes you different from SARS OP?

#End Animal Brutality!
I hope you don't eat chicken, or any kind of meat for that matter...
Family › Re: Will Your Parents Support You Marrying A Divorcee by crackhaus: 2:35pm On Oct 12, 2020
Kondomatic:
Divorced women should look for divorced men. Very simple.

I can't marry a divorcee, it either she was the problem or the man was the problem.

If she was the problem then she is still a problem.

If the man was the problem then it's still a problem.
I don't have the energy to prove to anyone that I am not an ass like her ex husband.
Emphasis on marrying them right?

Because I believe they can and should be fücked, it's service to humanity and also for the culture.

Just don't wife them, and be very careful not to get roped into an unplanned pregnancy... grin
Family › Re: Divorce Looms:micheaI Ilesanm&america's Angela Deem Argue On Childbearing(video) by crackhaus: 2:24pm On Oct 12, 2020
descarado:
It's not fight nor show of who is based abroad.
Don't have anything to do with it. I already knew that in Nigeria.
Black men not only Nigerian men are coverted because of gbola. Any white lady who wish to marry a black man as we do is doing so cos of his fat bank account. And they are few. The rest which are in the majority, big cassava cos that's the only thing a black man can offer them kiss
Just like our girls will love you to smithereen if you continually grease their hands non-stopgrin
Did you mean this as a bad thing, or as a good thing? grin

From the perspective of men, it's a good thing na... LOL
Just imagine walking up to a naija man and you tell him the only thing you need from him is his preek because he can't offer you anything else, is it not jackpot you have won for him like this? cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Unveils Huge Nuke & Cries As He Says North Korea Is Covid Free (Pix) by crackhaus: 9:57am On Oct 12, 2020
Faithful007:
bro, trust me. Forget all those, you'd prefer naija to that place. When your life's a prison, skyscrapers would mean nothing to you.
LOL, it's all about perspective... and me mentioning skyscrapers was just as an example.
There's a whole lot of other infrastructure in NK that is world standard – their very efficient subway system is one also (an Australian international student studying in NK documented this).


Looking on from the outside and given all the misinformation out there about that country, it's easy to choose what we already experience as freedom in comparison to what we assume we will lack if we were living in NK.

But then, the system of government they practice has worked for them so far, so if prison life (according to you) is what got them where they are now, perhaps it's not so bad afterall. Besides, these restrictions in NK are just a stricter version of those in China but we don't hear people refer to China as a prison.

If you were in China right now, you won't be able to access Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, YouTube, Google, Wikipedia, Netflix, Twitter, etc, also, most of the western MSM outlets are banned there. And if Nairaland had a Chinese version, all those people insulting Buhari and APC won't even have the guts to do it. grin
Despite all of this, the country is the second biggest economy in the world and is well on the way to overtaking the US as a dominant world power.

It's working for them (NK, China), and that's what matters – not every country on earth is supposed to act, behave, or run their government like the west does.
Family › Re: My Life Story by crackhaus: 4:03pm On Oct 11, 2020
TransAtlanticEx:
Just a matter of time before madam turns to a cheating wife. cheesy
But you say you have money,why not help the man and make him have a source if income?
Women and income matters ehn...
My brother, I taya for who nor taya for women... cheesy

Remain small, a shoulder to cry on will become a preek to ride on.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 7 Reasons Why Donald Trump Will Not Win American Presidential Election by crackhaus: 4:00pm On Oct 11, 2020
Lol, the only reason he may not win is COVID-19.

This is the only thing the opposition keeps using against him, they don't have ammo anymore... grin
Family › Re: My Life Story by crackhaus: 3:54pm On Oct 11, 2020
sheffyli:
Am not happy and i don't know what to do. i have chatting with my formal lost love to give me advice on my family‎
Okay na...
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/stuff1.gif
Romance › Re: Her EX All Over Her, While She Is Love With Me by crackhaus: 8:17am On Oct 11, 2020
They are already fücking, or they are going to start very soon – even your prayers will not prevent it.
The earlier you come to terms with this, the better for you.

Nor dey let woman matter disturb your peace of mind.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Unveils Huge Nuke & Cries As He Says North Korea Is Covid Free (Pix) by crackhaus:
The US Department of Defense later said it would be consulting with its Asian allies to analyse the parade.
What do they want to analyze? This police country sef... LOL

Have they finished analyzing what to do with the over 6,000 nuclear warheads they own?

It's that small number owned by North Korea that gives them sleepless nights.

I wonder why they have not invaded the country yet. I mean, an underdeveloped country filled with hungry citizens (like they want us to believe), can't be that hard... grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un Unveils Huge Nuke & Cries As He Says North Korea Is Covid Free (Pix) by crackhaus:
SirMichael1:
The only thing this fat short man knows is making weapons while his people die of hunger!
#EndSARS #EndSARSNow
Ikillbrokehoes:
This fat boy ehn, always displaying weapons while his citizens are suffering
Lmao... So you really believe that?

For a country that is so isolated from the world and has been under heavy sanctions, it's citizens are definitely enjoying better development than Nigerians.

I mean, is there anywhere in your country that looks as good as the photos below?
I DARE you to name one place/state, just one... grin


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Yes their government maintains control, but don't underestimate the country – Educationally, they are doing okay. Industrially, Technologically, and when it comes to infrastructure, they are doing quite well.
The Nigerian military is still buying fairly-used attack helicopters from Russia yet they will announce and parade it like they have achieved something...

People who are hungry and starving can not be responsible for developing that country to a good enough standard, especially when we know that NK does not allow foreigners in willy-nilly... meaning they did it all by themselves, with some help from the Chinese of course.

It's not like in Nigeria where the few skyscrapers you boast of are all built by foreign companies.

Family › Re: Parents, Are You Also Facing This? by crackhaus:
The real question, is it affecting his grades or does he still come out with good scores after exams?

Either way, arranging extra classes by hiring a private lesson teacher should make him better all round.
Family › Re: Woman Whose Face Got Burnt Gives Her Husband Permission To Leave Her (Photos) by crackhaus:
She was definitely testing him... Either that or she was depressed, like really depressed.

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