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Family / Re: Are These Qualities Enough To Marry This Lady by crackhaus: 7:45am On Dec 09, 2021 |
Mariangeles:This is a problem? |
Family / Re: Bullying Is A Learned Behaviour. by crackhaus: 2:46pm On Dec 05, 2021 |
JONNYSPUTE:I'm telling you... |
Family / Re: Bullying Is A Learned Behaviour. by crackhaus: 9:58pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
recklesslove:Children copy what they see their parents do, that's a fact. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: Bullying: I Taught My Son To Fight Back by crackhaus: 9:54pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
For a child to taunt another child for not having a washing machine or a dish washer at home, it's clear that his parents have failed. Behaviour like that can only be learned from the adults in a child's life. 22 Likes |
Family / Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by crackhaus: 7:52pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
Belafonte:The others are just experts at masking theirs... 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Most Naija Girls In Real Life Vs Social Media by crackhaus: 8:59am On Dec 02, 2021 |
Datboredberry:Perhaps you're the one who doesn't comprehend what the gentleman was trying to say. Let me see if I can help... You see, if you're skinny and someone tells you that you're skinny... That is NOT body-shaming, this is telling you the truth. A fat person is a fat person, an obese person is obese... If you're afflicted with stretch marks and someone reminds you of this fact, this is NOT body-shaming. It is simply because a lot of you chics have not made peace with yourselves and accepted the truth about your looks, this is the reason why you feel bad about being told what you look like. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by crackhaus: 8:46am On Dec 02, 2021 |
zed7:She's actually more 'alright' than a lot of them on this forum. She finally put to test what she has been seeing some of her gender people suggest here so carelessly, and she has found out that real life is real life. Which young man will you tell to undergo a vasectomy for you and he will wag his tail like a puppy and tell you YES MA? Jokes... 25 Likes 4 Shares |
Family / Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by crackhaus: 8:41am On Dec 02, 2021 |
Mercychen:You want to lose a good man because you've been listening to our resident pseudo-feminists and SJWs on Nairaland who keep suggesting that men should go for vasectomies abi... Lady, you need to stop paying attention to what a lot of your gender people claim on the internet... It's not real life oo. You will just carry what you learnt here and use it to spoil a good thing that is working out for you. Ask around on NL, how many of these women who preach about vasectomies have actually made their husbands do it? They are all still partaking in the 'withdrawal method' and letting their men pour his spérm on their stomach or on their breasts, BUT they will come on NL to advise the rest of you to tell your men to do snip-snip... Take it easy abeg... At least now you have seen that most men will NEVER entertain the idea. If you like, start a new relationship with another dude and then tell him to do a vasectomy, that's how he will still tell you NO and you'll be back to singlehood again. 23 Likes |
Family / Re: Should She Confess To God Alone? by crackhaus: 8:19pm On Dec 01, 2021 |
Richy4:Lol |
Family / Re: Should She Confess To God Alone? by crackhaus: 8:12pm On Dec 01, 2021 |
Richy4: She only tells the husband that whatever she did wrong, that she has confessed to God.You seem to have deliberately ignored this part in a bid to appear open-minded. |
Family / Re: Should She Confess To God Alone? by crackhaus: 8:09pm On Dec 01, 2021 |
Favfables1:If it smells like a rotten corpse, then there's definitely something rotten around. That woman cheated... it should be obvious to any discerning person. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: My Mother In Law Doesn't Want To Let Me See My Daughter by crackhaus: 7:50pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Witlee1:It is not bad and as a matter of fact, it is your right to demand it. However, since the child is with them , they hold the upper hand and can restrict you from a lot of things. My suggestion is that you should not push it. Just do what they allow you to do and leave the rest. |
Family / Re: My Mother In Law Doesn't Want To Let Me See My Daughter by crackhaus: 7:30pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Witlee1:It's too far na... When other men are showing interest, they should all now be waiting for you? Ahh! There's no loyalty on these streets bruv 4 Likes |
Family / Re: My Mother In Law Doesn't Want To Let Me See My Daughter by crackhaus: 7:27pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
ucheheart:Another angle oo... |
Family / Re: My Mother In Law Doesn't Want To Let Me See My Daughter by crackhaus: 7:17pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Mariangeles:So why are they reporting him to human rights and telling him to NEVER contact his gf anymore? If their intentions were pure, shouldn't everyone involved be looking for a way to amicably reach a resolution that will ensure they get married? Wetin come dey cause all the animosity now? Or is there anything the OP did that I did not read? It's like you don't want to reason this thing thoroughly oo... 2 Likes |
Family / Re: My Mother In Law Doesn't Want To Let Me See My Daughter by crackhaus: 7:11pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Witlee1:My brother, entertain ALL possibilities... If it was marriage they wanted you to finalize with their daughter, they would state it clearly and not report you to human rights... Wetin you do dem? Lol Ignoring you and insulting you when you've done nothing to warrant it is a sign that something is amiss... And like I suspect, dem fit don see man with enticing money wey ready to marry their pikin. I just read somewhere you stated that you have done the introduction... Wow. See bro, there's another man in the picture.. I am now much more certain. As for what you can do assuming my suspicions are accurate, my guy there's nothing you can do. You don't want to be that man who goes to beg a woman's family to allow you marry their daughter even when she and her mother are already disrespecting you like this. Just let them be and focus on doing right by your child however way you can. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: My Mother In Law Doesn't Want To Let Me See My Daughter by crackhaus: 6:55pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Mariangeles:She called her daughter to order after two years of letting them cohabit like husband and wife? For the one year and eight months when he was dutifully catering for her grandchild and daughter, it did not occur to her then that they're supposed to make it official abi... Yeah, she's a really good mother. If there's indeed another suitor coming for her hand, which I pray there is, I don't see anything bad in it.I don't see anything bad in it either, I'm simply making him aware of that possibility. I've always been of the opinion that being a mother and being a wife are two very different things and a man should not be under any compulsion to marry a woman who has had a child for him. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Ladies, How Would You Like To Be Approached? by crackhaus: 6:00pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
Favfables1:The thing sef dey shock me... |
Family / Re: Multiple Men Gather At Radio Station To Accuse Popular Pastor Of "Snatching" by crackhaus: 5:56pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
That pastor must be a spec, or perhaps na jazz he dey use... Anyhow, the takeaway from this news is that if as a husband, you still believe that your modern Nigerian wife can NEVER cheat on you or leave you, the joke is on you oo... 2 Likes |
Food / Re: Popular Nairalander Cooks With Firewoods. by crackhaus: 5:46pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
ahnie:I'm feeling bad na... |
Food / Re: Popular Nairalander Cooks With Firewoods. by crackhaus: 5:42pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
ahnie: |
Family / Re: My Mother In Law Doesn't Want To Let Me See My Daughter by crackhaus: 5:38pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
They have found husband for your girlfriend na.. it's like you dun even know warris going on. Do your investigation, you will find out from another "reliable source" that there's a suitor coming around for your girlfriend's hand, and he is enticing her and her mother with the money you could not afford to give them. I wish you well my brother... The only thing that should concern you now is how you can still be seeing your child. Forget about your girlfriend, she's not your own anymore. Cheers... 3 Likes |
Food / Re: Popular Nairalander Cooks With Firewoods. by crackhaus: 5:27pm On Nov 29, 2021 |
So you carry basin wey we dey use soak cloth use am take cook beans with firewood... Ehn ehn Annie!!! 46 Likes |
Family / Re: How My Brother Wife Destroyed Her Home After Husband Travelled Abroad. by crackhaus: 8:26pm On Nov 28, 2021 |
Iyaebe:Mbanu, I can't try it... |
Family / Re: My Husband's Nephew Update... by crackhaus: 8:51pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
NoToPile:All thief na thief abeg... The main issue is that he remains accused, not guilty. As for the bad boys you remember, are they still "bad" boys today? Did their bad boy image in secondary school affect them or their parents/guardians today? |
Family / Re: How My Brother Wife Destroyed Her Home After Husband Travelled Abroad. by crackhaus: 8:44pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Since 2007? Hian... It's that your elder brother and the rest of you who thought that a woman in that situation can stay faithful, that I blame... Even for ONLY one year sef, I cannot beat my chest and say that any of our modern Nigerian women can stay faithful to a man they're not seeing. Na ment? Well since y'all have pushed her out, problem solved for everyone involved. 5 Likes |
Family / Re: My Husband's Nephew Update... by crackhaus: 7:53pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Mariangeles:Her choice of words and her judgements on the boy already say otherwise. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: My Husband's Nephew Update... by crackhaus: 7:28pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Mariangeles:Oh please, don't be willfully patronizing to her... No one is twisting her words. She is gloating, plain and simple... It's as obvious as the white on rice. She's talking about being "worried" about the image of a boy in a boarding school that he will eventually graduate from and probably never see anyone from there again, a boy that hasn't even been proven guilty... Like seriously, what image can anyone have in primary/secondary school that will follow them for life? It's a non-issue as far as the trajectory of a person's life is concerned. Such faux concern for his image is bullshít because he is but just a boy, not an adult. You don't write-off a child you love, and this is how I know for a fact that she doesn't like him. Would she type in that manner if the boy were her own son, or perhaps she's one of those people who will scream "my son can never be involved in something like this". Let's try to be reasonable, shall we? A lot of you (if not all of you) stole little things here and there when you were kids, don't even deny it.... Yet it seems y'all still turned out okay. 5 Likes |
Family / Re: My Husband's Nephew Update... by crackhaus: 6:19pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
So school has resumed already... I thought he just came from school barely 3weeks ago to spend the holidays at your place... That holiday don finish just now ke? If they seized his phone and assuming he is a boarder, wouldn't this seizure be because he is not supposed to have a phone with him? It's been a very long time for me oo, but I don't remember schools allowing students to keep phones while in boarding house. Anyway, you and this your nephew matter just get as e be... I taya for you. The thread even comes off like an avenue for gloating. They have not actually seen him with the stolen laptop, but you have concluded & decided that you were right and he is a thief. Your next update will probably be how they have finally found the laptop under his bunk or inside his cupboard. Because agenda must to agend... Wahala for who get aunty wey nor like am oo.. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Why Do Ladies Run Away From First Son And Only Son(mummy's Boy) by crackhaus: 5:53pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
efighter:Another angle ee... 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Ladies, How Would You Like To Be Approached? by crackhaus: 5:46pm On Nov 27, 2021 |
Now that I think about it, it's been a really long time I "approached" a lady because I "like" her oo. Chei, life... When men were boys... I believe as a man, there's a certain stage you get to in life that conversations with the opposite gender just flow without really trying to make it into an "approach" per se... And from that first conversation onwards, a friendship could develop if one or both of you always keeps in touch. The secret to any of this is in reading the cues, reading her non-verbal gestures... You should be able to detect when a woman is open to you, likes you, or is minutely into you, even if you're just meeting her for the very first time. Women who fit into this category are the ONLY ones your conversations can flow with easily, and you mustn't bother yourself with the ones who give off that 'stay away' vibe. However OP, if you're really here looking for "procedure" on how to approach a woman from women themselves, then carry on and ignore my submission above. Just sha know that you will end up trying what you've been told here and it won't work because every woman is different. For some, na ignore dem go just ignore you if you stick to "procedure". 5 Likes |
Family / Re: Is It Compulsory For A Lady To Know How To Cook Before Marriage? by crackhaus: 11:11pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
This one that almost everybody is just talking about man and husband... My own is, a woman that doesn't know how to to cook, how will she be able to feed her own children properly? This is just one example of the many problems bedeviling you so-called modern women – una nor dey ever gree think further than the length of your wigs and fake eyelashes. Iyaebe:As the fiancé has accepted her like that, should the unborn kids who will require good nutrition for proper growth also accept her like that? 63 Likes 4 Shares |
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