The officer behind abacha stretching neck like someone in an exam Hall is late Major general Abdukareem Adisa.

He became famous during the oputa panel sitting that was organized to determine if there was indeed a coup in 1997 as alleged by abacha.

His funny English made me laugh so hard back then.

May his soul rest in peace

xynerise:


Oga, storing it is even risky because boys will kolobi you after the pandemic is over .


Well, nice deal but survival first. We don't know how far this pandemic will last. Na who dey alive go sell fuel na

Forget Corona, we'll see it's end soonest, so the hustle for top must begin. As for the boys, na person way life don taya go see man man de waka jejely for road carry hand slap am. Anything way him see make he take am.

xynerise:
Oil is now 0$

Brace up, guys

Buy it and store, once covid 19 is over and the price appreciates, you'll become a millionaire. And I'll collect 45% of the total profit for my wise counsel.

Ishilove:

I wish we can lay hands of some of these fraudsters and whip them bloody. It's so annoying. Anywhere you turn to there's an account number staring at you

My dear the most annoying is that most of this beggers edit their profile and turn their gender to F. Maybe they feel people would consider a female in need than a male.

I received a mail from one of them last week, maybe he/she went through my profile before sending the mail.

Usually they'll try to appeal to your emotions, that's their weapon...once you give in you become a victim. So I replied the mail with my phone number and told the person to give me a call.

A number flashed me, I called back and it was a female voice...I told the receiver to take heart that this covid 19 pandemic would be over soon and things would normalize.

I knew the person was a scammer but I was just playing along. Two days later I called the same number with my other line and lo and behold a male voice answered. I asked to speak with the owner of the line and he told me that he's the owner.

I just laughed and hung up.

Ishilove:
So when did she become a mother of three? Before her school fees was paid or after?

A student two years ago has suddenly turned to a mother of 3. Can you deliver 3 kids within the space of 2 years?

This is why so many people find it very difficult to help strangers because 99% of them are bloody liars.

Truly a leopard never changes it's spot

Ishilove:

Please stop responding. I think you have made by your point very clear.

Sometimes life pushes people to the extremes and make us do things we are not proud of. Things that, looking back, one is filled with sorrow...and gratitude for how merciful God is. He will never fail in times of trouble. When you pray and heaven is silent, even that is an answer on itself. Only those who have walked the walk that can confidently talk the talk. This is coming from someone who has seen things

It has ended in praise, like you said. It is not your portion to beg in life. Just work hard, break out in sweat and do not have the mindset that when stuck, the Internet is always there to ask for help. May it never happen again.

I advice you to stop responding and move on with your life. There is no pride in what you were forced to do here, neither should you blame people for wanting to scrutinise you. Evil people have made it difficult for people to give their hard earned money out because the lines between scammers and those in genuine need have become blurred

God that sees all that is done in the secret will reward us openly.

Sadly he/she has resumed begging...same person different format.

Sundaygirl:
God see them through.


Apologies to everyone who may find this offensive. This is my last option. Please help a mother of 3 with aged mother living with me. Corona has grounded everything I and my husband used to do to provide food for our family and being locked down getting to a month now, putting food on the table for our children is a big problem. I don't want to start narrating what we've been through in the past. I honestly need your assistance please. All I need is to provide food for my family this period. I believe God together with our individual effort will see us through from this pandemic. God bless every man and woman that help to ensure we eat. Thanks.

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first bank

I believe that the ban is only temporary, after this whole covid 19 issue it would be lifted.

In as much as smuggling people into the state is wrong but Dave went too far by banning them totally. In my opinion he should have banned only those that operate in border towns like Nkalagu, Nguzu edda, Abomege... etc and left those in areas far from the border to keep operating so that they can at least feed their families.

Ebonyi isn't Lagos, there are areas you can't access with vehicle and Keke only okada. So baning okada would leave a lot of people stranded and helpless.

sammyj:
This shows the incompetent of this governor. Just imagine playing cheese wit peoples life. As if the virus too has a free day of its own!!

Even the virus needs to rest. It's not easy to infect people non stop from Monday to Thursday. Believe me it would run out of steam.

A cease fire by the governor and the virus on Fridays to enable both parties mobilize supplies for more attacks in the coming week is a welcome development.

Chi59:
Why people still take the risk of proposing publicly beats me. Do you even know if that person loves you well enough or is even psychologically ready to marry you at that point in time?
Any man that attempts this with me is asking for trouble. I don't like drama.

Believe me 99% of all this public proposals you see that gets rejected are some guys weird way of trying to trap the girl into marrying them.

You'd be shocked if I tell you that some of them barely even know the girl. I know of a guy who met a girl in a cinema, chatted her up and continued on social media (WhatsApp) after a few weeks he invited the girl for lunch in an eatery and lo and behold it was his own weird way of asking her to marry him...I don't need to tell you that his silly request was turned down.

No girl who is in a loving relationship for years and understands her man would reject his proposal unless they're having problems.

Collineno:
Considering the location China, I will not quit my job. I have Chinese friends who don't even want to stay in their country because the expectation from your employer is usually high compared to the salary.

Well said.

cheesmooth:
this is so serious , let the Nigerian doctors tell this people the secret behind quick recoveries in our country, Nigeria been selfish here tell Koreans the secret

The secret is that they were never positive in the first place.

You just have to take a decision and stand by it. Gambling makes people wretched; the though of that alone should motivate you to quit it for good.

Highly commendable

Victorious12:
Hello
Howdy


Listen.... I want to be manifesting the gifts of the spirit but I don't have a good prayer life


Pls help me

Stay away from sin. Sin is one of the major things that hinders the spiritual growth of many Christians.

Just strive hard to live a holy life, and continue your regular prayers and devoution...with time you'll begin to experience visible changes in your life.

ednut1:
The ones jack ma donated nko

You're sounding as if you don't know Nigeria again.

It's been hurded by the elite should in case they or their families test positive they won't have to struggle for it like the masses.

Great!!! may God continue to bless, strengthen and keep him safe.

Deltayankeeboi:
Don jazzy Go and sit-down.


What have you donated to help minimize the spread of this virus.

Notice me human right activist.

Did you vote him into any office?

He owes you nothing...we should hold our leaders accountable cos they're the ones we elected into various offices.

NwanyiOkpa:
Oya! Marlians, come forward!!


To be sincere with ourselves, this "Stay At Home" would be very difficult to enforce in Nigeria. Black men are stubborn. There have to be soldiers who are ready to punish defaulters very very well, hit their head with guns and make them do frog jumps. Else, e go hard o.

All the black men i met yesterday said corona virus is a scam and Nigerian sun would kill it. I just felt like biting them.

I can bet that not all the people that came in contact with the governor will come out. Stubborn goats!

I watched a video where police had to literally flog stubborn worshippers out of the church...I think it happened in Zimbabwe. Why do people disobey authorities and claim to obey God?

Africans are stiffed necked people and I hope it doesn't become our undoing.

The best thing to do is to stockpile our homes with enough provisions that can sustain us for months pending when this whole epidemic would be over.

How difficult is it for people to stay at home?

As at February 23rd, Italy had 5 confirmed virus cases and zero death.

The Italian government issued a stay at home order, people neglected it.

30 days later, Italy has over 60,000 confirmed cases and over 6,000 deaths.

There's always a price to pay for disobedience...Nigerians should learn from this and over simple rules.

This is the best solution for now, till a permanent cure can be found and administered to those affected. There's no need spreading the virus like the gospel to basically any and every one you come across.

Which one is hanta virus again kwanu?

Seems China are on a mission to bring an end to humanity.

Every state in Nigeria should follow this trend. Safety first before anything else.

No time for blame games... the virus has entered the country. The best we can do is to stay safe.

Also we should stockpile our homes with enough provisions as no one knows when the market would shut down. The worse thing that can happen to anyone is to survive Corona only to die of hunger.

SpecialAdviser:
We need politicians to start becoming the victims.

Corona abeg please help us start a revolution.

Try reach Abuja political quarters.

Up till now, only 5 test centers. Border closed for those travelling out but open for those coming in. And we say we have leaders.

Who do us this thing?

Truth is if any prominent politician or leader test positive to the virus, the media won't publicize it. So what's the point... we'd still be left in the dark.

Chuksteric:
Tecno doesn't need all this !!! The heat from the phone will kill all the virus

Lol... Savage

I won't advise you to live in a face me I face you. The problem in this country is more than enough to bear. I see no reason using your hard earned money to buy more.

The room and palour self contain is also on the high side considering your annual income which is N780,000 therefore renting an accommodation of 350k isn't logical.

So we're left with the self contain which according to your post cost 250k for the total package.

From my understanding about renting an apartment, the initial rent is usually on the high side cos you're asked to pay agent, commission, agreement...etc. Subsequent years are quite lower

What this implies is that after paying for the accommodation, you'll set aside about 20k monthly from your salary for the next rent. You'll have about 45k left after doing that. Then remove your transportation, feeding, savings and miscellaneous for the month. By the time you add the proceedings from your side hustle, you'll discover that you'll be able to survive

Also you need to have a good budget on how your spendings will be. Many young guys are seriously broke not because they're poorly paid but because they spend recklessly.

Avoid unnecessary and reckless spendings, avoid sport betting, avoid clubs and bars, avoid girls (broke girls with high taste)...if you must date, look for a working class girl who can take care of herself and wouldn't budern you unnecessary with her needs.

Then keep searching for a much better job with a higher pay check. Since you already have enough experience from your current job, you'll get something much better.

Good luck.

maynation:
YOU people can't even pretend to be nice?.
Can't we sleep with our L in peace??

You guys tried anyways...at least the EPL is done and dusted for you people, so I'd say half bread is better than none.

So you can remove your mind from tonight's game and go to bed knowing that you aren't going empty handed this season.

DeckeyLyrical:
So Liverpool need only two goals in 15 mins rite?

Against an Atletico defence....I don't see that happening tonight.