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Phones › Re: Coronavirus: 4 Ways To Properly Sanitize And Clean Your Smartphones by CrazyMan(m): 8:42pm On Mar 14, 2020

Chuksteric:
Tecno doesn't need all this !!! The heat from the phone will kill all the virus

Lol... Savage

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Career › Re: Is It Advisable To Rent 1 Room Or Self Contain On 65k Pay In Lagos? by CrazyMan(mod): 9:34pm On Mar 12, 2020*

I won't advise you to live in a face me I face you. The problem in this country is more than enough to bear. I see no reason using your hard earned money to buy more.

The room and palour self contain is also on the high side considering your annual income which is N780,000 therefore renting an accommodation of 350k isn't logical.

So we're left with the self contain which according to your post cost 250k for the total package.

From my understanding about renting an apartment, the initial rent is usually on the high side cos you're asked to pay agent, commission, agreement...etc. Subsequent years are quite lower

What this implies is that after paying for the accommodation, you'll set aside about 20k monthly from your salary for the next rent. You'll have about 45k left after doing that. Then remove your transportation, feeding, savings and miscellaneous for the month. By the time you add the proceedings from your side hustle, you'll discover that you'll be able to survive

Also you need to have a good budget on how your spendings will be. Many young guys are seriously broke not because they're poorly paid but because they spend recklessly.

Avoid unnecessary and reckless spendings, avoid sport betting, avoid clubs and bars, avoid girls (broke girls with high taste)...if you must date, look for a working class girl who can take care of herself and wouldn't budern you unnecessary with her needs.

Then keep searching for a much better job with a higher pay check. Since you already have enough experience from your current job, you'll get something much better.

Good luck.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by CrazyMan(m): 11:53pm On Mar 11, 2020

maynation:
YOU people can't even pretend to be nice?.
Can't we sleep with our L in peace??

You guys tried anyways...at least the EPL is done and dusted for you people, so I'd say half bread is better than none.

So you can remove your mind from tonight's game and go to bed knowing that you aren't going empty handed this season.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by CrazyMan(m): 11:21pm On Mar 11, 2020

DeckeyLyrical:
So Liverpool need only two goals in 15 mins rite?

Against an Atletico defence....I don't see that happening tonight.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by CrazyMan(m): 11:11pm On Mar 11, 2020

CrazyMan:
Atletico will most likely scale through...the match might end in a draw or a win for Liverpool that won't be enough to see them through to the next round.

My prediction was right... Atletico scalled through

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by CrazyMan(m): 11:10pm On Mar 11, 2020

Lucid1:
The heat is on. I want to watch penalties

As it stands there won't be any penalties...the 1-0 lead Liverpool had that would have thrown the game into penalties has been cancelled. The score currently stands at 2-1 meaning if it ends this way Atletico would go through cos of away goal.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by CrazyMan(m): 3:56pm On Mar 11, 2020

Atletico will most likely scale through...the match might end in a draw or a win for Liverpool that won't be enough to see them through to the next round.

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NYSC › Re: How To Redeploy After 3weeks NYSC Orientation Camp by CrazyMan(mod): 8:59pm On Mar 10, 2020

Is a medical report frm teaching hospital allowed?

Yes...all government hospital report are accepted

NYSC › Re: Pls Help Me Locate My Friend Corper In Edo by CrazyMan(mod): 8:43pm On Mar 10, 2020

Post her pictures here just in case.

Also the Young shall grow bus she boarded from Jos where was it heading to?

My advice is that you go to the young shall grow park where the bus was headed and ask questions about the bus your sister boarded. They're the ones that can give you reasonable answers.

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NYSC › Re: Corper Who Has Bring Joy To Bacita People Through His Personal CDS Project. by CrazyMan(mod): 8:31pm On Mar 10, 2020

https://www.nairaland.com/5725266/corper-bring-joy-bacita-people

Duplication

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Kano State Government Sacks Emir Sanusi From Throne by CrazyMan(m): 5:28pm On Mar 10, 2020

https://www.nairaland.com/5726582/emir-sanusi-dethronement-security-operatives

Career › Re: Please How True Is This Nairaland by CrazyMan(mod): 5:21pm On Mar 10, 2020

Did you submit your CV/credentials to them? If you're curious go to the address and check for their signboard. If the said address doesn't carry any signboard displaying the company name that sent you that mail, then they're most likely scammers, ritualist, kidnappers...etc.

Culture › Re: List Of Igbo Dialects And Where They Are Spoken In Igboland by CrazyMan(m): 7:41pm On Mar 08, 2020*

It's Ngbo not Mgbo.

Also Ohafia isn't only spoken by bende people it's spoken by Ohafia and Edda people. Although there are very little difference between the way an Ohafia man and an Edda speaks but it's the same language.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by CrazyMan(m): 4:33pm On Mar 07, 2020

FTighT:
he just passed by asking of you � ... i think you should check the corner by your right

Events › Re: Ever Heard Of A Google Doodle? by CrazyMan(m): 6:33am On Mar 01, 2020*

Rocktation:
Henn hennn hennnnn...I think they celebrate the birthdays of only dead people oo. Abeg, no be your portion.

Abi you want to do like Ameyo Stella and build a wall around China?

Biko is nor my portion o. shocked

Haaa...Rocky so you want me to sacrifice my life for Corona virus so that Nigeria can be free? I no do abeg o life sweet. Besides it won't catch you so don't worry. grin

I still don't know why google celebrates the dead and ignores the living...it's totally unacceptable we the living deserve to be celebrated. embarassed

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Career › Re: Which Offline Skill Can I Learn At 20? by CrazyMan(mod): 9:16pm On Feb 29, 2020

Thazard:
I would like it if you don't suggest
*Mechanic
*Barbing
*Tailoring
*Welding

Please Lalasticlala 1forall CrazyMan put this on frontpage

*Makeup artist... make a girl look preeiter than her original looks, and watch her drag her friends to you.

*Printing...just learn how to operate those machines and you're good to go.

*Welding...with the right connections you can receive contracts to service oil and gas firms. All you need is a registered company name and a good proposal.

*Chief...you can start up your online kitchen where you'll be delivering food to customers doorstep, handle wedding receptions, birthdays, events...etc. All you need is to learn how to be a good cook.

*Shoe/Slippers maker...engage in Mass production and have good distributors who will resell your product and the sky would be your limit.

Good luck.

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Events › Re: Ever Heard Of A Google Doodle? by CrazyMan(m): 9:00pm On Feb 29, 2020

Rocktation:
Welcome bro. You've even done well to notice them at all.

Yea... hopefully they'll remember my birthday come March. cheesy

Events › Re: Ever Heard Of A Google Doodle? by CrazyMan(m): 6:10pm On Feb 29, 2020

Thanks for the info Rocky...never knew the name was doodles.

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Career › Re: I Was Lured To Rivers State With A Job Offer And Got Kidnapped – Job Seeker Shar by CrazyMan(mod): 5:09pm On Feb 29, 2020

Eyah...sorry.

The rate at which graduates react whenever they hear the word recruitment calls for serious concern. Some would even risk their lives and embark on night journey just to try their chances if they'll get lucky.

Unfortunately, there are those with alterior motives who capitalizes on the desperation of these jobs seekers to enslave, defraud, kill, rap*e, kidnap...etc them.

That's why I do advice that people have to be very careful with all these juicy job offers.

I once read here on Nairaland how a guy left Lagos to Minna believing he was going for an interview in a reputable company only to get to Minna and discover it was GLND. Isn't GLND in Lagos that he'll travel for over 800km for the same thing? The sad thing about that story is that the funds the guy used in transporting himself to Minna was borrowed.

A simple research would have saved him such stress.

Whenever you receive a text message, email or a call from any company or individual, inviting you for an interview, the first thing to do is to run a Google check on the name of the said company. You must find out if

1. The company actually exists.
2. If they're recruiting as claimed by the sender of the text/email/call.
3. If their contact email, number (if any) and address corresponds with the one that was sent to you.
4. If they're complains from victims about that particular company.

Once you finish your research and you're convinced that they're gininue, then you can begin your journey to the address if not, you've saved yourself from becoming a victim of fraudsters, kidnap or ritualist.

Education › Re: I Studied In Republic Of Benin.. Can I Obtain My Msc In Nigeria? by CrazyMan(m): 4:16pm On Feb 27, 2020

Limitless72:
I have my transcript with me....
Its been issued to me since I graduated

Congrats then...you can apply for your Msc in any Nigerian institution of your choice.

Education › Re: I Studied In Republic Of Benin.. Can I Obtain My Msc In Nigeria? by CrazyMan(m): 3:35pm On Feb 26, 2020

Limitless72:
Hello guys....

The stigma on students that got their BSc from universities in Benin republic is greatly overwhelming and already taken a distorted perception in the mind of average Nigerians.. A large percentage of Nigerians believe this cert are bought or aren't credible enough..

I schooled and graduated from IRGIB AFRICA UNIVERSITY, COTONOU.. One of the few prestigious universities worth thier salt, but I feel the wrongs and corrupt disposition that few universities here have done with reckless abandon might be a big constraint to me...

I'm currently undergoing my NYSC in Imo state and would love to proceed for my postgraduate studies in Unilag, UNN or UNIPORT. But I want to know how these universities welcome this certs.

Do I have an edge or would I be seen differently?
would I be granted admission?
pls I need your advice!

Since you're already serving here in Nigeria, the major hurdle is your transcript.

Once you can contact your institution in Benin republic to forward it to the institution you're applying for Msc in Nigeria, and they're able to do it without any hitches you're good to go.

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Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 11:08pm On Feb 20, 2020

olabrinks:
You’re not married so please stfu and allow those who are married to contribute sensibly. It’s always those who are not married that think they know it all, but once they enter, they become so humble. Nonsense

What's eating you up...11pm you're still on social media typing about marriage... obviously your home is worse than the Nigerian economy.

Quit being a nusiance to yourself by trolling this thread like a dog on heat and go and submit yourself to your husband... typing here won't end the frustration you're facing in your home.

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Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 11:00pm On Feb 20, 2020

Gloriagee:
There's no hard n fast rule in a home where love exists. N when u get married, you might actually be surprised by how much slack you cut your wife. Just imagine a pregnant wife taking care of kids, u might be so awed by her cooking, the other stuff dont count.

@Bolded...this is the major drive required for a successful home. Love.

Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 10:43pm On Feb 20, 2020

Gloriagee:
You're right that I've never been to Benin republic but that does not detract from the fact that its really no biggie dropping your plates after eating.
Your wife is not a substitute for a maid and FYI the antidote for side chicks is raising your kids to be independent so u don't base your choice of a wife on how wifey material-ish the girl. Las Las, as you rightly said the great girlfriends are not so great wives, maybe cos they were pretending.

There is more to marriage than who clears up the dishes. When you genuinely love someone all these irrelevant things would mean nothing. Cos there are more serious and pressing issues that needs attention in the home than dishes.

And yes most great girlfriends make terrible wives....and for the record, I'm not married.

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Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 10:29pm On Feb 20, 2020

SweetCunt97:
Wives struggle these days too. She works alongside the man so don't expect her to clear ya table unless you paying the bills 100 percent.

That's why I modified my initial post. A woman is supposed to keep her husband company while eating. That way who clears up the table won't matter cos he'll happily assist you in doing so.

Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 10:25pm On Feb 20, 2020

Gift7428:
Will you shut your dir ty mouth.
All this plenty talk because you make 80k Per month.

Dont go and improve your life and finances.
Be looking for a maid you cannot adequately care for.
I pity the woman with you because i know she will always be in complete lack.

I don't reply frustrated empty heads who can't even maintain a monthly subscription for their device without begging for assistance from a man. That your frustrated boyfriend earns 80k shouldn't make you believe that everyone is within that league.

Get a life and stay away from my mentions.

Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 10:19pm On Feb 20, 2020

Dande55:
Isn't it the job of the husband before? Was he expecting a female tractor to clear his bushes? You men of indomie generation will always dish out hogwash and your self entitlements when it comes to women being the domestic slaves, but can't take it when the same favour is returned to you.

Didn't the man have the opportunistic nature when he expects the wife to go to work, cook, clean, take of the house and baby? Simple cutting of the grass, and he's vibrating.

Next time read and understand before hitting the reply button it won't cost you anything.

The man wasn't complaining about weeding the grasses. His annoyance was his own wife bluntly telling her sister to return back the Cutlass cos the job clearly belongs to the man.

Wisdom is what preserves a home, any woman that lacks it would end up destroying her family with her own foolishness.

Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 9:50pm On Feb 20, 2020

uboma:
There is nothing wrong for a man to clear his own plates and even that of his wife after eating as long as it does not become a daily affair. By the way, it was the woman who spent the time to prepare the meals.

Doing this won't take away your pride.

My dear it's not about pride, women are opportunists in nature.

Some years back where I used to live, there a neighbour friend of mine weeds the compound whenever the grasses over grow and he's chanced....his house shared a fence with mine.

His wife's two younger sisters were staying with them, what brought a very serious quarrel one morning was when one of the wife's sister decided to trim the grasses. The wife bluntly told her to return back the Cutlass that it's the job of the husband. Unfortunately the man heard it and that statement made him mad. I had to calm him down when he told me about the incident.

Many women these days behave like fools, the day you engage in any domestic role is the day they'll automatically assign that role to you. So the rule of the thumb is to concentrate on your own role and she hers. Unless your wife is an angel, then you can choose to assist and be rest assured that she appreciate your efforts rather than convert it to a role for you.

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Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 9:38pm On Feb 20, 2020

Gloriagee:
Thank God you've taken the time to enlighten the dumb females that its the woman's responsibility not the maid. How come it's not the man's responsibility in advanced countries? Or are they lesser versions of the Male species. The problem with you lot Is that you're entitled and sometimes inconsiderate. You have no clue how much domestic work a housewife does.

Have you ever been to Benin republic, you're here saying advance country.

For your information, in the so called advanced country which I myself have been opportuned to visit their women cook and serve their husbands.

In areas where the wife is a career woman, she hires a nanny/cook and pays her from her own purse. Cos she knows it's her responsibility.

The problem with you girls is that you're much better as girlfriends than wifes. A girlfriend would wash her guys clothes, cook for him, keep him company...etc. but the moment he upgrades her to a wife it becomes a tug of war who does what and who doesn't do what.

Do you know why many men cheat on their wives it's because their side chick knows the role the wife is supposed to play and is fully aware that she's (the wife) isn't playing it. So she capitalizes on that error, illfitrates the home and wins the husband over to her side.

So please spare me the crap of advance country bullshit. If you're not ready to be a wife to a man you married, the be prepared to share him with someone who's ready to give him what you're too arrogant to offer.

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Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 8:32pm On Feb 20, 2020

Gloriagee:
I like how it is ur preference either that the wife or maid does it in ur version of an ideal world. Isn't that what some guys marry for, to acquire lifetime maids.

If I may ask whats your job as a wife?

Most conflicts in marriages today arise because most of you dumb females don't even know your role as a wife. You just want a husband that's all and have nothing to offer to him aside from spreading your legs for sex and popping out babies.

When a man spends 30days struggling to earn a living in order to give you a better life, you see it as his responsibility. He leaves the home very early and ensures that enough finance is made available for the home.

Then comes back exhausted and finishes his food and you expect him to clear the plates. If you can't keep him company while he eats and prefer to play the role of a restaurant waiter then you must play it to the fullest by clearing the table when he's done. That's your own responsibility.

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Family › Re: Is It Right For A Husband To Carry His Plate To The Kitchen After Eating? by CrazyMan(m): 8:07pm On Feb 20, 2020

Citizenshelm:
Is it right for a husband to carry his plate to the kitchen after eating?

What then is the purpose of being married when you still live like a bachelor?

The ideal thing is for him to do after eating is to abandon it there in the dining and his wife will either call the maid to clear up or do it herself.

*Modified *

A good wife is supposed to even sit with her husband and keep him company while he eats (If possible bring another spoon and join him) that way he'll gladly accompany you to the kitchen with the dishes and you two will continue your gisting there and do the washing together.

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