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 Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Arrests Person Who Filmed Bombshell Footage Of Jet Downing by CrazyMan(m): 1:01pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Ishilove:A Japanese billionaire is currently looking for a woman for a honeymoon on the moon..who knows you might just get your wish. If the place is comfortable for you both, just send me IV and I'll come over and we'll being another race on the moon, no buhari, no Trump, no Putin, no Nnamdi kanu...etc. Wouldn't that be lovely.  3 Likes 1 Share |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers: FA Cup (1 -0) On 15th January 2020 by CrazyMan(m): 10:21pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
This should be an easy win for United |
| Career › Re: Please Advice by CrazyMan(mod): 10:13pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
homodarah:Ok homodarah:If it's lecturing job you're talking about, there's already a fixed salary structure from entry level to a university Don. Although state institutions pay lesser compared to their federal counterparts, the structure is always there. And also, you have room for growth unlike your current job as a contact staff with the bank where you can be discarded any minute. homodarah:Sure why not. homodarah:As in hand over the slot to her... don't try it. If you have the opportunity to work, please accept it and keep supporting your wife. Women tend to loose interest in marriages when they become the bread winner regardless of what the man went through to put them in that position. They'll begin to see him as lazy and irrelevant. So accept the job offer then apply for PGD, then Msc, PhD...the journey to the peak of your career is a journey you must strive to embark on against all odds. Don't sacrifice it for anyone. homodarah:You're welcome 2 Likes |
| Career › Re: What Is Your Opinion On Asking People What They Earn? by CrazyMan(mod): 9:34pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
NwanyiOkpa:I don't ask people what they earn and I don't feel comfortable being asked such question. But there are some categories of people in your life that will definitely ask. My close pals...even though it's supposed to be private, we all knew what each other earned cos we were all within the same level in terms of earnings. But as I attained promotion and my pay check doubled theirs, I just played mute for my own good to avoid becoming the great provider of the group. My family...I can't try that rough play of telling them the exact figure of my income. My partner...women have this entitlement mentality, even though I'm not married I don't plan to tell my wife when I eventually get married my exact income. I'll obviously tell her a figure but not the exact figure. This wouldn't stop me from performing my duties and responsibilities as the man for the home, I'll do all that and more. Just that she won't know the exact figures of my income. My parents...well they know I'm working, the figures of my income isn't necessary. My siblings...our discussion doesn't reach that level. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Career › Re: I'm 30 Years Now I Want To Go For Electrical Engineer Will I Make It Pals? by CrazyMan(mod): 9:19am On Jan 14, 2020 |
Vitallyxx:Last time I checked, there's no age barrier when it comes to learning. As long as the funds are available you're good to go. In life you'll accomplish whatever you set your heart to accomplish. All you need is determination, zeal and a goal that will serve as your drive. Good luck. 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: Detailed Advice In Starting A Filling Station In Nigeria by CrazyMan(m): 4:45am On Jan 10, 2020 |
To be honest, I've learnt a lot from this thread... |
| Business › Re: How Can I Stop Lending Money To Friends And Family? by CrazyMan(m): 6:35pm On Jan 09, 2020 |
ENGINEERG:Stop pretending to be rich. People will only approach you for financial assistance when they feel you have the capacity to meet their needs. And that capacity can only be determined by the way you act and relate towards those close to you. When ten or more friends starts borrowing from a particular friend like you stated in your write up, it's either he's rich or he acts like the most successful amogst them. And Nigerians being opportunists in nature would flock around you like leeches to see what they can get from you. The sad reality of this kind of lifestyle is that if you go broke, none of them would be willing to offer you relief cos they'll all feel that you're much better than them. Next time, just tell them you don't have and stand by your word. You don't need any method to tell a person you owe nothing that you don't have excess cash to go round. Be a man and face those trying to take advantage of your meekness. You're not labouring for anyone... 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Recent Tragic Experience With The Police by CrazyMan(m): 3:22pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
uboma:I won't advice this... Nigeria police are nasty and heartless criminals. If you make a transfer to them and a debit alert comes on your phone displaying your balance, if it's close to or above six figures they won't mind kidnapping you and demanding more transfers. The best is to give them cash, then try and cram at least one of them's number tag and report to relevant authorities. 3 Likes |
| Career › Re: How To Get A Loan Of 10k And 15k Instantly In The Fairmoney App by CrazyMan(mod): 11:51am On Jan 08, 2020 |
You must be a comedian...what will a loan of 10-15k do for a person between the ages of 35-40? What kind of business or family need can it solve? Such loans are for students and not for the category of people you stated up there. |
| NYSC › Re: Our Lodge Got Robbed Inside My PPA - Corper by CrazyMan(mod): 4:41pm On Jan 07, 2020 |
Shibaraba:And your point is? 18 Likes |
| NYSC › Re: Our Lodge Got Robbed Inside My PPA - Corper by CrazyMan(mod): 4:41pm On Jan 07, 2020 |
So sorry about your loss. Hope you've reported at the nearest police station and made your statement? 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi Will Die Soon, Will Not Make Heaven - Okikijesu by CrazyMan(m): 10:01am On Jan 07, 2020 |
The Apostle should be more concerned about his own salvation. Whether or not the names he mentioned makes heaven shouldn't be his problem. He should make heaven first. 3 Likes |
| Career › Re: Help A Lost Soul,am Dying And Hapless,my Life Is Looking Bleek by CrazyMan(mod): 9:34am On Jan 07, 2020 |
Eifechukwude0:What's your story? Everything won't just fail all of a sudden take your time to tell us what exactly the problem is. 1 Like |
| Career › Re: The Salary Structure Of Nigeria Police by CrazyMan(mod): 9:31am On Jan 07, 2020 |
According to what you posted you want us to believe that the police force earns more than the military? |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Dislike On A First Date? by CrazyMan(m): 1:26am On Jan 07, 2020*. Modified: 1:42am On Jan 07, 2020 |
SteveOfu:It's a very selfish question, and clear sign that you're interested only in what you can gain from him rather than what you both can benefit from each other. The question should be What do you do for a living? From what he tells you, it won't be difficult to have a rough estimate of his income. Back to the topic...mine is answering unnecessary calls and spending lots and lots of minutes on them. Nothing pissess me off than it. I'll just get up, settle the bills and take my leave. Secondly, when a girl starts narrating all her life problems to me on a first date ..from how toxic her workplace is and how they're owing her 9months salary, to her family issues, how they're 12 in number, and she's the eldest and her salary isn't enough...etc. she's indirectly telling me the responsibilities I'm most likely going to shoulder for her if we give it a shot....I'm out. Finally when she recieves a call from a bestie and starts telling me how he has and is always there for her...bla bla bla. Truth is no matter how she swears to me that they're just friends and nothing more, I'll just forget about her and move on cos I know better. 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Career › Re: My Resignation From United Bank For Africa. by CrazyMan(mod): 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2020 |
muykem:I noticed it when I went to a UBA branch (I operate an account with them) I just saw little girls and I was like where are all the familiar faces that greets and attend to me preventing me from staying on the endless line? It was later I read that there was a mass retrenchment of regular staffs. Just aim higher...the positive thing here is that they allowed you guys to tender a resignation letter, meaning you weren't sacked. I believe you've gotten necessary experience, so getting another job along that line won't be difficult. Good luck. 2 Likes |
| Career › Re: Urgent Career Advice For Someone... Please Help!!! by CrazyMan(mod): 7:53am On Jan 04, 2020 |
jidejado:Apart from banks, I doubt if other prospective employers ranging from government jobs, oil companies, private sector, telecommunications...etc, follow this trend. I know a friend who got a lecturing job in my alamata at the age of 42. So ignore all those rubbish and pursue your dreams. 1 Like |
| Career › Re: My Lecturing Aspiration by CrazyMan(mod): 8:28pm On Jan 03, 2020 |
If wishes were horses, beggers would ride. Stop wishing, you've tailored your CV that's a good start. Try to boost that CV by applying for your Msc. Once you've gotten that additional degree (Msc) then you can begin the great step to actuallizing your dreams. But for now, since you don't yet have your Msc, you can try applying in private polytechnics and all this not so popular private universities. The pay is most likely going to be small, but it will keep you busy and give you relevant working experience all through the period of your Msc. The working experience you'll get from there would boost your CV, and by the time you're done with your Msc, then you can apply in federal universities. And your experience in those places would boost your chances in getting employed. Good luck. 2 Likes |
| Career › Re: I Need To Make The Right Decision!! MSc or Business by CrazyMan(mod): 8:10pm On Jan 03, 2020 |
What kind of business are we talking about here, and how big is the income per month? These are factors you must consider before deciding to abandon your Msc. If it's just a business to keep body and soul together, with a monthly income that's below average, then by all means abandon it and go with your Msc. If it's a business that fetches a substantial amount of income, pays your bills, solve your financial needs....etc, and it's in the same state with the university that offered you admission, then keep the business running, employ a capable hand to manage it while you check in there from time to time, then continue with your Msc. The idea is to use the proceedings from your business to fund your Msc program and other financial needs.... killing two birds with one stone. Good luck. 1 Like |
| Career › Re: Career Change Help Needed Asap by CrazyMan(mod): 6:15pm On Jan 03, 2020 |
Autobot45:Short answer...take the permanent job. A permanent job with possible growth should be your best bet than a contract job which ends in a couple of months absent career growth. Don't be deceived by the pay check...choose wisely. |
| Sports › Re: Flamengo Vs Liverpool: FIFA Club World Cup Final (0 - 1) On 21st December 2019 by CrazyMan(m): 6:47pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
Liverpool will easily win this trophy |
| Politics › Re: DSS Begged Sowore To Accept 'Death Warrant' Deal - Falana by CrazyMan(m): 5:25pm On Dec 09, 2019 |
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| Health › Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by CrazyMan(m): 1:20am On Dec 01, 2019 |
UnknownJr:Especially when you haven't visited the toilet for days. |
| Education › Re: IPPIS: ASUU Says Buhari Is Becoming Dictatorial by CrazyMan(m): 10:03am On Nov 21, 2019 |
SalamRushdie:Not when there's a documented policy which was signed by them saying otherwise. |
| Education › Re: IPPIS: ASUU Says Buhari Is Becoming Dictatorial by CrazyMan(m): 8:03am On Nov 21, 2019 |
SalamRushdie:Because the [size=8pt][/size] Because one of the IPPIS rule states that retirement would occur once a civil servant gets to the age of 60. ASSU are currently enjoying a retirement of 70. So cutting it by 10 years is almost sucidial for them. Also the benefits they've been enjoying would cease That's why they've been screaming like a dying duck ever since the government proposed it to them. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere Hands Out Money To Ochanja Fire Victims Individually by CrazyMan(m): 5:58pm On Nov 07, 2019 |
Queenlovely:Lol...that pastor crossed the line imagining threatening to curse you ontop of your own hard-earned money. That's why I do advise people to always maintain a low profile in church cos some pastor's are out for their belly and not for soul winning. I had a similar experience when I travelled to my village some years back during the Christmas holidays...I attended the church there and they were raising funds for the church building. I innocently came out gave my widow's mite for the ungoing church building, then visited the pastor personally in his office and gave him a personal seed for Christmas. That was an error I later regreted. As I travelled back after the holidays, the pastor turned me to his personal ATM machine... he didn't even care if I have needs or not. He just keep on bugging my phone from personal needs to family, to church needs... It got so bad that I had to stop picking up his calls. I learnt my lesson. From now henceforth I try to attend big churches where I won't easily be noticed cos there are hundreds of more wealthy people there, and I try as much as possible to stay low. If I'm moved to give I'll package the money in an envelope and drop it inside the boxes on the altar on a weekday. Finally, you don't have to become an atheist because of the greed of one man, you can discover God for yourself it's not too late to do so. |
| Crime › Re: 8 Years After Selling His Kidney To Buy An Iphone 4, This Chinese Boy Is... by CrazyMan(m): 3:58pm On Nov 03, 2019 |
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| Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by CrazyMan(m): 10:21am On Oct 25, 2019*. Modified: 10:36am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Divay22:Hmm  Mine happened years back...when I was still a student. I was in year one then and it was on the day of our induction, when we'll be formally introduced to the department.  My HOD, Professors, Docs...my fellow year one coursemates, final years and excos etc in the department were all present...  So as the program went on, our association (Dept) president said it's time for some entertainment and that if anyone of us has a joke to keep the athmosphere lively he should come and get the mic. Without thinking twice I got up, came to the front and collected the mic from him....then all hell was let loose. I started giving my jokes, the whole auditorium became quiet. As quiet as a church whose pastor is preaching about hell and rapture, and how you'll burn for all eternity in the lake of fire and brimestone. My jokes turned to sermon, the only difference was that I wasn't using a Bible...I kept on talking and talking believing that I'll will at least hit the jackpot then they'll laugh, and I'll use that opportunity to redeem myself and sign out. Forwhere... Everyone's eyes was glued to me as though I was some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave...my hands were shaking as I grabbed the mic, I was sweating all over, my voice trembled and I began to stammer...I was wishing that the earth should just open up and swallow me. All the beautiful girls in the dept were just staring at me while I kept fooling myself with the hope that they'll at least smile.  My HOD and lecturers eyes were all fixed on me, I felt like explaining my jokes over and over again to them so that at least they might giggle in case they didn't get it the first time... After trying in vain to hit the jackpot, our president told me to give him the mic and go back to my seat. That was when our HOD got up and gave me one funny nickname which I will not mention here for reason best known to me....after the nickname prouncement by my HOD, the whole auditorium bursted into a very deep mockery laughter. I tried to safe face by smiling sheepshily. Unfortunately that name stuck on me till I graduated as most people never bothered to know my real name.  The only achievement of that calamity is that it made me popular in the department...all the lecturers, my HOD, even girls all knew me. Even though I failed woefully at comedy I became a local champion. 70 Likes 4 Shares |
| Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by CrazyMan(m): 12:10am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Hmm ...mine isn't funny o... 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Please Report Porn Images, Spam And Scam Posts by CrazyMan(m): 7:11pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
tot:That's because the moderator hasn't seen it yet. Once he/she sees it, and it warrants removal, the post will be removed so everyone won't be able to see it anymore. 1 Like |
| Career › Re: Fake Interview? by CrazyMan(mod): 7:12pm On Oct 16, 2019 |
MakaveliTheDon:So my guess was right...it's well. 1 Like |
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