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Nairaland / General / Re: Please Nairaland Help Me On This Issue by CrazyMan(m): 9:03pm On Jun 26, 2020
Go to the bank and make noise...shout and insult them, tell them that they're incompetent, useless...etc.

The branch manager will come out and sort it out with you. If you keep playing cool with them, they'll keep playing politics with your money till you leave it for them.

I've once been in a similar situation and that's exactly how I got my reversal back.

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Career / Re: Dangote Cement Sacks 3000 Staff Without Notice, Due Process - Sahara Reporters by CrazyMan(m): 3:37pm On Jun 20, 2020
MelesZanawi:


Did Dangote campaign to you and promise to create jobs? Atiku did.

That is the difference.
He promised to provide jobs if elected. Until then, he's just a regular business man like dangote with zero federal power to effect a change. So he doesn't deserve to be critized.
Career / Re: Advice Needed: What Viable Businesses Can I Start-up With A N1million Capital by CrazyMan(m): 12:40pm On Jun 13, 2020
PoeticMind:
Hello everyone,

I am currently employed but Inhave always had plans to work for a couple of years and start up my own business which I would eventually focus on full time.

I have been able to save up a little in excess of N1 million in about 2 years.

While I don't plan to quit my job just yet, I intend to start up a business (side hustle) which I hope will eventually grow to become my mainstay.

I need advise on viable business(es) I can start up in Lagos that would not adversely affect my job.

Thank you all in anticipation of your helpful suggestions.

PS: I work with a financial institution and I am quite constrained for time on weekdays

@1forall @CrazyMan @Lalasticlala kindly help give visibility to the post. Thanks
Where are you based?
Education / Re: Pictures Of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka by CrazyMan(m): 9:35pm On Jun 03, 2020
manuelreports:
Back then
When men full Tem Site
When Ifite when den of Criminals
back then in times when Okpuno was my second Home.
Great Zikite for Life
Days of orege...you no fit waka for okpuno 7:pm

Men the school has really upgraded.
Education / Re: Pictures Of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka by CrazyMan(m): 9:32pm On Jun 03, 2020
post=90281856:

Impatience is your main problem, I was actually trying to open UNIZIK thread tomorrow, you went online recycling old pictures.
Don't mind him...my Alma mater for that matter...see the way he rubbished it with silly pics as if he was under pressure to start the thread.
Education / Re: Pictures Of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka by CrazyMan(m): 9:30pm On Jun 03, 2020
Copenhagen:
Our UNIZIK. Those days in Garuba square..
Abi... where we usually read at night.

The school has really changed...don't know why the op choose to snap girls and leave out world class structures.

Unizik is still the best so far.

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Crime / Re: Armed Robber Killed In Elelewon, Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by CrazyMan(m): 3:49pm On Jun 03, 2020
ThatFairGuy:

Exactly. That's how they will put the owner in another problem.
If the owner filed an official report to the police concerning the stolen vehicle, he won't be in any problem.

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Education / Re: See Beautiful Pictures Of University Of Abuja by CrazyMan(m): 9:18pm On Jun 02, 2020
Jaysolu:
I'm waiting to see NAU
Me too...it's my Alma mata
Health / Re: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by CrazyMan(m): 12:17am On Jun 01, 2020
Oselu28:

When ever u experience it,relax don't try to fight or struggle...sleep back or relax a little longer for the rest of your body to wake up. I know it quite scary but being fearless is d key
Exactly.

I used to experience it some years back but it has stopped.

I don't hallucinate like the op and most posters shared during their experience. just that I won't be able to move an inch and most of my experiences happened in the day, when I wake up or I'm almost awake. I don't usually experience it at night.

It's so scary, cos you'll feel all your senses, you'll even hear voices of neighbours, feel movement in the house, like fan, light, music...etc. apart from your breath you won't be able to lift a finger.

And it happens in seconds, between 10-30 seconds.

I thank God that it has stopped.
Career / Re: Free Cybersecurity Course Worth N240,000 offered by ICSI UK by CrazyMan(m): 10:07pm On May 25, 2020
VickyRotex:


Looks like they (ICSI) intentionally did that to draw people. It's weird though, one minute all the modules are free to access and the next minute they restricted access to some modules.

Advice I gave to people interested is to keep checking back. It could be something they allow for free during a specific time of the day.

As at this moment, the only free one (all module accessible, excluding labs and exam) is the Network Security Specialist. The op posted the link to that above. I no wan chop ban again grin
Yea... I agree with you on the bolded.

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Career / Re: Free Cybersecurity Course Worth N240,000 offered by ICSI UK by CrazyMan(m): 7:32pm On May 25, 2020
VickyRotex:
The above courses are no longer accessible for free. undecided
So was the initial free headline a hoax targeted at drawing people to their web page?

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Career / Re: Pls Guys Between Medicine Or Pharmacy, Which One Should I Go For by CrazyMan(m): 7:27pm On May 25, 2020
Denique:
Job opportunities— Pharmacy
Prestige— Medicine

At the end of this thread, the onus still lies on you wink
Are you trying to be sarcastic... how can you say a Pharmacist stands more chance of securing a job than a doctor?

You're obviously joking.

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Career / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice by CrazyMan(m): 8:32pm On May 18, 2020
Ribenny:
Dear Nairalanders, pls I need Ur candid advice.
I have a younger brother who just left Sec. sch. I discussed with him about acquiring a skill before continuing his education, he accepted my proposal, but couldn't say exactly the skills he would love to acquire. I currently have two things in mind, Barbing and phone repairing,(I would also be grateful if any one has any other skill he/she considers worthy enough) but, I'm I'm not so sure the one to choose for him, having in mind that these could be the only skill he might likely acquire and build his life on, I decided to seek for advice. pls respectable comrades, do give good reasons for which ever one you would lovingly advice he goes for. thanks.
Tell him to go for barbing. Reason being that once he learns it very well all he needs is some money to rent and furnish a shop in a very good location, and he's good to go. He will be independent and wouldn't have to rely on the skills of anyone to sustain his business.

Phone repairs on the other hand varies, I've fixed a couple of phones I've used in the past before and it can confidently tell you that not all phone technicians actually know what they're doing.

Most can't fix complicated issues and rely on other experienced technicians to help them out this means that the profit will be shared with the more experienced third party. Truth is the business isn't as lucrative as it seems.
Career / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice by CrazyMan(m): 8:30pm On May 18, 2020
Double post
Career / Re: Please Help Out Am Tired Here by CrazyMan(m): 11:50am On May 18, 2020
roseaiye:
Lagos state
Can you drive?
Career / Re: Please Help Out Am Tired Here by CrazyMan(m): 1:07pm On May 16, 2020
Where are you based?
Career / Re: N5 Million Cash Or A 100k Job? Help Him Decide by CrazyMan(m): 9:53pm On May 10, 2020
biacan:
Ah collect the money oooo he might work years in that company without saving up to that amount
My dear 5m is mearly peanuts for a start up capital business in Nigeria. No thanks to our miserable economy, insecurity, harsh government policies...ect. one wrong step can make him go broke permanently.

But if he accepts the 100k, he's entitled to loans from the bank of his salary account so he can still take a loan and set up a side business while maintaining his regular job.

With time if the business grows, he can even make more than the 5m.

If the business fails at least he has a job and a salary to fall back to.

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Religion / Re: . by CrazyMan(m): 5:00pm On May 08, 2020
The Earth needed to be populated... that's why
Career / Re: I Need A Loan Of 50k To Repay 55k by CrazyMan(m): 4:59pm On May 08, 2020
MrLekan95:

He's still chatting me up privately, telling me to please give him more time
Well...you have his certificates the best you can do is to give him the time he requested and hope he pays you back.

But considering the fact the he came back here 7 months after you loaned him the money to request for another loan, is a clear indication that you shouldn't expect your money anytime soon.

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Career / Re: I Need A Loan Of 50k To Repay 55k by CrazyMan(m): 12:24pm On May 08, 2020
MrLekan95:
....
His undergraduate cert, NYSC and others like that are with me....
Does the names on the certificates he gave you as collateral tally with the name of the account you sent the money to?

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Career / Re: I Need A Loan Of 50k To Repay 55k by CrazyMan(m): 7:20am On May 08, 2020
MrLekan95:

when it comes to money, human being are just greedy extraordinarily... I know it's almost impossible for me to get back my money from him again, but........
I saw his posts on almost every section on Nairaland although most have been removed by the mods.

Did he give you his certificates he claimed he'll give as collateral?
Career / Re: I Need A Loan Of 50k To Repay 55k by CrazyMan(m): 5:32pm On May 06, 2020
MrLekan95:

Yellowgarri is a thief.... he has borrowed N50k from me since last year October and has refused to pay me back, he doesn't even pick my calls or reply my messages anymore.... Please you people should avoid him
So he borrowed money from you October and resurfaced 3 months time to request for more financial assistance....

But why are people like this... someone lends you money based on trust. He doesn't even know you,
neither he hasn't met you before. The least any sensible and responsible person can do is to pay him back as agreed.

This is why so many people find it difficult to prosper in life. So many hitches as a result of their past lives keeps obstructing them from progressing.

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Education / Re: Does A Masters Degree Guarantee Jobs? by CrazyMan(m): 11:18am On May 06, 2020
ijaw1stson:
I'm still on it. I'm seriously searching for a job at the moment
Stop searching...as a PhD holder you're automatically more qualified than most CEOs HRM, MD... etc. So in reality no employer would hire someone whose more qualified than him.

I'll suggest you try lecturing job, your double Msc along with a PhD in view should boost your chances.

Good luck.

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Career / Re: Pictures Of Ebonyi State Vocational College. by CrazyMan(m): 2:11am On May 06, 2020
murphyibiam15:

Jóókwa is a greeting meaning well-done, it's used by the Afikpo people of Ebonyi, Ohafia, Abiriba and Bende people of Abia

Just like dejee is a greeting used by Nsukka and Ngwo people of Enugu
Ohafia don't use Jookwa they use Kaa. Jokwa is for Afikpo.

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Career / Re: Covid19 Outbreak Has Exposed This About Nigerian Employers by CrazyMan(m): 2:09am On May 06, 2020
My dear employers aren't finding it funny this period. With the high rate of job loss across the world, if you're lucky to see half salary just manage it and be thankful to God.

This is why I do advice people to always save for the rainy day, have an alternate source of income and not to be fully dependant on pay checks as pay checks can cease any day.

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Pets / Re: Pure Bred Lhasa Apso Pups by CrazyMan(m): 4:40pm On May 05, 2020
Ishilove come and buy o....it's just 50k small money.
Pets / Re: Can I Be On 75K Salary And Still Own A Dog ?? by CrazyMan(m): 10:25am On May 05, 2020
setobaba:

Pls check back in few months to come


Below is the picture of the said puppy
Wao...you've already gotten the dog.

He's so cute...I wish you the best of luck.
Pets / Re: Can I Be On 75K Salary And Still Own A Dog ?? by CrazyMan(m): 2:50am On May 05, 2020
setobaba:
Hello nairalnaders I’m moving to my new apartment soon, a self con after my service year ends and I’ve always been a lover of dogs but never had the chance to own one yet, due to their cost of manintenace . So now I’m on a salary scale of 75K and really really plan to get a dog for my self preferably a germane Shepard to start with, I have no experience on how to maintain one So I really need you people help on this. Can I get one with my salary range. Like how much can I assume to budget for the dog monthly and what’s the best breed to start with? I basically knew nothing than I love dog pls help me
Lalasticalala and other mod help with this to the front page
You can't comfortably buy and maintain a germarn Shepard with that income.

Let's be realistic here. Most Gsd puppies are sold between 50-90k depending on the breed.

Feeding alone would be costing you between 5-10k monthly minus veterinary and other miscellaneous. And you say your monthly income is what again?

Truth is you'll be overwhelmed by the huge expenses your little pet is going to give you and most likely run out of cash before the end of the month. Cos you'll have to fend for yourself as well.

The only breed I can recommend for you with that income is the Calabar yellow hound aka ekuke dog. The only money you'll spend is in the purchasing which would be less than 2k. As for feeding and maintenance, you have absolutely nothing to worry about cos the calabar yellow hound is capable of surviving with or without your support.

Good luck.
Health / Re: Be Very Careful When Buying Facemask From Roadside Hawkers by CrazyMan(m): 6:48am On May 03, 2020
Better still, tell your tailor to get you as many as possible then wash and iron them. That's exactly what I did.

Buying things as delicate as facemask from hawkers is even more deadly than not putting on a face mask at all.

Let's all stay safe.

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Health / Re: Osagie Ehanire To Nigerians: “Donate Your Buildings As Isolation Centres” by CrazyMan(m): 3:12pm On May 01, 2020
But Ganduje rejected the one kwankwaso donated to him na. So how are we sure that ours would be accepted?

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Pets / Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by CrazyMan(m): 7:11am On Apr 26, 2020
Ishilove:
Dog Lovers, Please I Need Advise On My Rott's Naughty Behavior

I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings? He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.
My dear rott is a guard dog and not a pet dog. Very aggressive one at that. The attitude it's displaying to you isn't new cos it's he's nature....if you need a pet dog, something you can cuddle play with and even create a room for it in your apartment, I'll suggest you go for Lhasa Apso. They're fun loving and easy to train. My cousin recently got one of them as a birthday gift for his 6 years old daughter.

For that rott I'll advise you to sell it. Your safety comes first. Marking where someone urinated is it's own way of telling you that he's alpah. Don't let your emotions for it cloud your better judgement. That dog is challenging your authority. One day he'll lash out aggressively at you.

Rotts are notorious for attacking and even killing their owners that's why some countries have limited them to serve as guards on private property... etc.

Just sell it Biko to avoid stories that touch the heart....stay safe.

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