₦airaland Forum

RedChiefPriest:
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Dj! Bring me 4 big tilapia with 4 keg of palmwine make I use reason this matter further.
Barman! Play me "this life sef" by Buhari and Beyonce.

Nastydroid:
Hmmmn you claimed to be called but the holy spirit can’t direct you, abi na you call yourself due to sapa

RedChiefPriest:
Damn! To corpy this slap press 9.
Them suppose slap the official back also.

Dj! Bring me my palmwine with lucozade boost make I get energy reason this matter well.
Barman! Play me "do me I do you" by Eminem and simi

I dey feel you vibe bro especially the DJ play me "do me I do you by Eminem and Simi"

DaInferno:
og,I agree with your decision 100%. Pass me her number biko...the girl wey I been d date no d fear God, na God d fear am.

@bolded

Wonuola111:
Nothing like yellow card in cotonu only your ticket pass will be checked

Ignore the message.

Sure, another valid what ifs up there.

@OP
Can I get the video link to watch?

Turn am to low key wedding. Court marriage if that is your thing. Alternatively, just post your wedding invite on twitter or Facebook and invite everyone.

For groomsmen, use some people in your church or rent total strangers to stand by you. Food should be plenty of course.

Always on the news for the bad studds.
Gun law is something that cannot be taken away from Americans. This is based of their 4th Amendments Act (Something like that)

Lexusgs430:
For us that reside in SE London (Kent axis), I dropped my own courier provider, some few pages back ...........

I checked 2 pages back of all your replies, but unfortunately, didn't see it.

Make person sit down read till the last page.

Lexusgs430:
That's the only means that would guarantee you, the quickest delivery.......... You pay to play..........

If you don't mind a delivery period between 12/14 days or even 21 days......... Plenty options available....

Boss, drop the name of the various options. Hope they ship foodstuffs to other locations aside UK?

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jbryan54:
Please what is the easiest state to get an international passport in Nigeria? Abuja and Lagos are no go areas and I need one urgently.

It must be in Abuja definitely. They have a center for super priority passport application. The fee could be as high as 90 thousand naira.

whirlwind7:
Bottomline: just begin with what you have...

Sure, it is what I would do then.

spyder880:
Total number of blocks = 1,105
bags of cement = 34
Labour cost* = N200,000
cost of sand = N44,000
cost of gravel = N32,000
Water = N19,000



These costs are not cast in stone, they are likely costs I encountered at around the 3 course of blocks for a 60 x 100 plot of land in Enugu. Some lands are harder than some, some require more blinding than others, while the distance and conditions of the access road will increase the construction costs. Thanks.

Sure, understood that the cost is not cast on stone.
Thanks for the quotation.

spyder880:
How big is your plot of land?

It is 60 *100

whirlwind7:
Atta boy!
As for the economic crunch, it got to me.
Even Dangote felt it, much less poor me.
You should realize that the advice I gave you was borne out of experience.
Means I handled personal DIY projects with minimal funds, and I still do.

And in the course of it, i realized that badgering folks for info as you just did isn't of much help.
After you've commenced on this project of yours, you will get to find this out yourself.

Okay bro.
Peace

whirlwind7:
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Spyder880 is a gentleman and even if your question irks him, he won't say so
But I'm sure that over this, he will largely agree with what I said here.

Well, I hold nothing against you for all you said. Criticism is part of life, just as the sun and rain makes the world to glow. Maybe the economic effects did not reach your side (Thank God for you).

Based on your statements, firstly, have no intention of buying bags of cement, sands and gravel knowing fully well there is no place to secure it safely, and also being prone to stealing. I would prefer to buy blocks (already produced ones

Secondly, I know starting is still a good idea, but I believe the estimate would serve as a guide to have an idea of what it would cost, and avoiding material wastages.

Lastly, as an open forum, learning is part of why this site is called forum. If you strongly believe that I am not supposed to ask one for clarity purposes, well, have nothing to say about that. Don't worry, I will source for the information offline then.

No harm done, no offence taken.
Over and out.

CC Spyder880

Hello boss,

if you don't mind, can you give me estimate of cost to fence 1 plot of land using 3 coaches only (3 block level max instead of full level like this thread).

The aim is just to secure the farm area from other nearby one thereby avoiding trespassing of others into it. Case scenario like this

Total number of blocks =
bags of cement =
Labour cost* =
cost of sand =
cost of gravel =

* Knows it varies among different location
Sorry for derailing.

Themaths:
For GRE materials, send me a DM. Wish you guys all the best.

Sent you a mail based on this

crowniran:
GRE and TOEFL exams still goes for 65,000 naira. Take advantage of this price TODAY

Hello bro,

This discounted price you offer, does it come in form of voucher? Is it compulsory the person must register for the exam and write it in Nigeria?

Scholar212:
Except University of Alabama that school gave lots of admission for fall 2022 without funding for PhD. Lol

They must high in Malawi ganja
If they are broke, they should suspend the program in question.

meum:
Going by your comments I wasn't expecting what I watched. You really did justice to it. Nice moves.

Seconded this comment.

OP

I empathise with you, and all that you are passing through. If writing on this thread is a way to heal yourself, please do go ahead.

If the load seems too heavy, you could see a therapist or worst case scenario, you quit the marriage by divorcing her. It is too early for you to die young or we reading terrible news about Nigerian couple living in that country (just like the other one about nurse and her husband).

Peace is valuable bro. More valuable than properties. God that made it possible for you to buy a house now will still give you good health to work, earn an income and buy another one. Sell the house, move the money out and choose the most difficult part which I know is still honourable (Divorce).

Raalsalghul:
You've not said anything about how you met your wife, her background, what vetting processes did you use, whether you carried out any investigations and what ultimately convinced you to go into a union with her.

There is a huge gap in your story.

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2buffagain:
LOL good you know now.
All these women have to do is work at mcdonald all their life and marry some fool.
Divorce him next week, and take half his shite.

It's why only fools marry a woman who isn't making her money out here.
That way, if she wan fuckup, she go also loose half her shite to you. Vise versa.

Wahala for woman wey wan be housewife for yankee. She be scammer.

Yes o.

2buffagain:
You are funny bro.
You think it matters who initiates divorce in yankee?
She will still get half or more regardless of who initiate it

All this while I have always thought if initiated by the husband, minimum of 50 percent of all he owes goes to the soon to be ex-wife.

If she initiate, what would accrue to her is highly negotiable (except in situations where the reason of initiating is extramarital affair or domestic abuse).

That means Men are finished over there.

Rutim:
I will appreciate an input please. Any one.
My intended sponsor is facing some personal unforseen emergencies, hence he is not disposed to help. He was my only option so now I'm stranded. I have the admission already for falls semester. Please what do I do? Is there anyone here that can help?

You mean someone from this group to bring thousands of dollars and sponsor your education?

Two options: defer the admission by one year (best option) or look for loan (worst alternative)

Kingozymandias:
I am in shock bro.. how can one leave such a diva for this tout? I mean she demeans him, disrespects him, she looks at him as less than a man and he is too afraid to walk out for fear of loosing everything he has worked for

.....

As a man:

Marry woman wey like you more, not the one you like more make your case no turn to Wills SIMPLE SMITH own

DAramis, 2022

Kingozymandias:
Comrade I was more shocked than you... See the fine boy

yeah bro.

Smith case looks like this (my personal observation).

He thinks that, since his first wife offers him peace of mind, he could get something better than his wife hence the cheating, divorce saga etc. Unfortunately, the woman he cheated with, and later married (A woman he met on movie set knowing fully well that the industry is a make-believe industry filled with people living fake lives)

The woman in question perfected the act of disguise by pretending to offer Smith something more than what he got from first wife. She came into his life, and unleash her true self leaving Smith little option of backing out. Dr Phil calls people like her someone without emotional integrity

Seriously, the first wife could have forgiven him his cheating if he had showed little atom of remorse. (He was the one that backed out of their union, not her..... from little information on the media about his first marriage)