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aysnoopy:
I don't understand Sir.. I'm confused at this stage.
what will u do Sir if you're d one?
I just need people's view on this
sometimes I'll pet her and told her everything will be fine again, but each time I remember, I just got fed-up and want breakup.

Oya carry her,mek both of una go take oath for juju to be faithful to each other only,me any guilty party blind shikena.

GistAlert:
A 25-year-old Nigerian lady with id @Lala_Raeee on twitter, came through with her "testimony" of buying a new house and moving into her own office space after quitting a £50k job.

Sharing the good news on her timeline, the excited lady wrote;



See more photos here; http://gistmore.com/lady-quits-her-50k-job-to-her-own-business-buys-her-1st-house-at-25

If what you claim is actually true,then now that you have moved on, confidently n precisely tell where you were working before quiting n what business exactly you are now into if not just forget it gal,but enjoy yourself all the same.

udomoh:
NO exercise can grow the penis.

NO medicine can grow the penis.

Your penis stopped growing at 21years.

NO exercise can grow the penis.

No exercise will increase your penile girth

No hand exercise will increase your penis size

You cannot make your pennis grow thicker and longer naturally

No food will increase your penis size

NO medicine can grow the penis.

Your penis stopped growing at 21years.

Whatever you have now is what you will have.

Use it well.

Good morning.

All over the world, people have associated a lot of unrealistic things to penis size.

Both men and women.

Some people have come to see it as the longer/bigger it is, the more fertile, the more masculine, the more stronger, the more courageous a man is.

NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.

The size of a man’s penis has NOTHING to do with the strength of a man. Or the fertility of a man. Or the masculinity of a man. Or the value of a man. These are all common myths in a world that is largely ignorant and completely uninformed about the penis- and what it can do.

This obsession with Penis Size is the reason for some unscrupulous drug/herb companies from the roadside sellers to online markets who exploit the ignorance of men who assume that a bigger penis is the missing piece to complete their lives. But sadly, these men are sold lies.

There is NO scientifically proven evidence ANY cream or medication can satisfactorily increase penis significantly. Or even increase it at all. It’s ALL a scam. And a fraud. The men in their posters are already heavily endowed models whose penis grew NATURALLY. And that’s it.

Men literally do CRAZY things just to get a bigger penis. ALL to no avail. Indian mystics known as Sadhus stretch their penis from an early age by hanging weights on it, while the Topinama tribesmen of Brazil will get poisonous snakes to bite their penis in a bid to enlarge it.
Some men think repeated masturbation or certain sex positions like doggystyle will enlarge/lengthen the penis. My brother, don’t die before your time. What you have right now is ALL you will have. Spend your energy on using it properly, rather than waste money on buying lies.
IF somebody is shouting “deeper” “deeper”, “harder”, “harder”, you better tell her to calm down. You can’t go deeper than you are already going. You can’t give what you don’t have. After giving all you have, there’s no “deeper” to go, except you want to dig your own grave.

But seriously, people panic over penis size simply because of pornography and modern cultural myths. What you fail to realise is that the people you see in pornography are NOT average men. For that kind of job, they get the men with the biggest joysticks. Not the average guy.
So what’s the average penis size? For teenagers, it’s difficult to say what the average is. Because from age 11-18years, a boy’s penis is actively growing. By age 21, it stops growing and it has reached its final size for almost every man. That’s for teenagers, on average.
But what of men? Most men will have a penis size about 9cm when it is not erect. That’s barely 4 inches. And when erect, most men will have a penis size about about 13cm to 18cm. That’s about 5 to 7inches. So all those 9inches, 12 inches men you see in porn, are NOT average.
I need to reiterate again: What you watch in porn, or hear some men talk about is NOT average at all. So don’t feel less of a man, if you measure your penis and it is about 9cm when not erect and between 13-18cm when erect. That is PERFECTLY NORMAL. And no cause for alarm.
On the angle of an erect penis, there is variations. Some face up, some face down, bend right, bend left. ALL of this is normal as long as you can urinate effectively and have sex enjoyably. There is NO cause for alarm. All joysticks will not sleep and face the same direction.
However if yours is bent is an abnormally curved way and it gives you problems, see your doctor or a urologist. There’s a disease called Peyronie disease that may be responsible for this. Don’t take it lightly and see your doctor to sort this out as soon as possible.
Another thing to talk about is how men themselves view their joysticks that gives them low self esteem. Actually if you look at your penis yourself from the top, it would look smaller than it actually is. So your brain messes with you and makes you think oh you have a small penis.
The best way to have an objective view is to stand in front of a mirror and see what is in the mirror. That’s what someone else will see while looking at you and that tells you the truth. I’m just trying to tell you that your worries are actually sometimes exaggerated.
And you know the funny part to all this? It is that DESPITE all I’ve said, many men still want a bigger/longer penis. Lmao. A research by Professor Kevan Wylie of Sheffield University using 50,000 men and women showed that 45% of men want bigger penis, and 85% of women are okay with their spouse/partner’s penis size.
So what does that imply? The craze for bigger/longer penis is mainly a psychological anxiety in the minds of men. Even the women are mostly not bothered and they are okay with it. That’s actually what the fact is.
And to add to all this, A bigger penis doesn’t mean better sex. A longer penis doesn’t mean higher fertility. A huge penis doesn’t actually mean anything at all. If we are being very factual and objective.
Carry your Tiger Battery with pride. And use it to its maximum potential.
Anyway, I hope this short write up has helped reassure you that you don’t need to worry about your penis size.
The function of penis is:
To urinate
To have sex (for children/pleasure). As long as you do those two with no problems, you are fine and good.
Don’t worry yourself.
In summary, NO exercise can grow the penis.
Thanks for reading.
Please write your experiences and feel free to ask questions.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Olufunmilayo

https://nimedhealth.com.ng/2019/08/08/no-exercise-or-drug-can-grow-the-penis-dr-olufunmilayo/?amp

Irrespective of the myths, legends or otherwise,what I know for a fact is that the length,girth n stiffness of the penis are very very very essential for effective sexual performance likewise the duration of erection n tightness of the vaginal,these factors explain why sugar mummies like young guys n sugar daddies hunt for young girls,we can pretend about it under the guise of morality but you can compare the feeling of teens n early 20s to 30s,40s n above either side,take it or leave it.

OndoFirstBorn:
Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka, who was in Ondo state for the 2019 Fagunwa Study Group International Conference, was personally driven and conducted round some projects of the present administration in Akure by the State Governor, Arakunrin Oluwarotimi Odunayo Akeredolu, SAN.

The Governor and other members of the state executive Council alongside Soyinka were at the 'A'Division/NEPA as well as the ongoing dualisation of NEPA/Oluwatuyi round about.

The Nobel Laureate hailed Governor Akeredolu over the giant infrastructural strides of his administration in the state.

Soyinka who commended Akeredolu for his good works, also congratulated the people of the state for electing Governor Akeredolu as their Governor.

Soyinka said "the fact shows the light", explaining that it took him some time to recognise the A'Division/NEPA and NEPA/Olukayode ongoing dualisation project because of the serious infrastructural transformation that is going on in the area.

The Nobel Laureate who disclosed that he has been on constant visit to the state in the course of his literary work, observed that governor Akeredolu has changed the face of the state.


http://ondostate.gov.ng/Home/NewsItem/Soyinka-Hails-Akeredolu's-infrastructural-Strides

This wole soyinka self apart from being a professor what other position does he occupy that gives him so much clout to command the respect he often accorded?.

Flier:
They the police made a deadly mistake,even in the developed world you can’t just arrest people from a certain geographical area without contacting law enforcement who are based in that area
Let’s use Timi Dakolo issue as a good case study where police were sent from Abuja without contacting Lagos police
This will always end in massacre until federal police starts contacting local police before carrying out operation in their geographical area
I know it’s risky since the suspect may have insider in the local police but that is what it’s,they just have to do it
Kidnappers are wearing police and army uniforms this days so it’s very difficult to identify if the operation is genuine but I see no reason why Army should release the suspect

didn't you read the part were it was clearly stated that the police officers documented their arrival n mission at all the relevant police formations?

Islie:
https://www.independent.ng/fg-hints-on-revival-of-two-ministries-scrapped-in-2015/

This is akin to a dog going back to it vomit, buhari/Apc thought they alone know all whereas the opposite is true,to buhari n his gang everything was corruption n indescipline,now they are shamelessly having to accept their stupidity.

obembet:
The French club are desperate to get rid of Neymar but have now accepted he will only leave on loan and not for €180m.

PSG are trying to find a solution to their Neymar problem this week. Despite the Brazilian's wish to rejoin FC Barcelona, it appears they are determined to talk with everyone else before calling Josep Maria Bartomeu. Neymar knows he is being offered around and one of those sides was Manchester United - but they turned him down.

Before Ligue 1 begins this weekend, PSG want the situation resolved. The issues between the management and Neymar is beyond repair and know they must get him out before the season kicks off to avoid any further embarrassment. They spoke to United about taking Neymar on loan and Real Madrid have also asked about the Brazilian's availability.

Neymar only has eyes for Barça after making the decision to leave at the end of last season. He wants PSG to discuss a move so he can start planning for his second stint at the Camp Nou.

Source: https://amp.sport-english.com/en/news/barca/psg-offered-neymar-to-manchester-united-but-they-turned-him-down-7583273

Neymar will just end up destroying himself with his pride n excessive ego.

justine94:
My Gf of Almost 3 years, her Ex still calls her anytime he likes even though not Frequently, she once told me she felt bad about him that he did nothing to her, she so much believe him to an extent he calls her to tell her things that he Dreamt about her life.

She says most of his Dreams comes to Past while they were Dating then. When she went back to school, she told me he called her to come see him but she declined.

I know she loves me very much, she has proven it to me beyond any reasonable doubt but she still has a Soft Spots for her Ex.

Its making us have issues most times. Of recent i saw a dialled log of her ex on her phone. She said she wanted to check on him. It weakened me alot.

But she said it was nothing, even though the ex is actually helping her kid bro for his admission. She claims she only called to tell him that the brother has written his PUME exams...

When i look at her, I have this feeling she still have a soft spot for her ex..i told her can she see her ex call and not pick it up, she could not ansa. I asked her if she still loves him, she could not ansa, she only tell me she cant go back to him, that she loves me..

I know she won't go back to him, but i know this to be sure she still have a Soft spots for her ex..and her ex knows this very well, so he calls her anytime he likes knowing fully well he knows how to talk to her for her to listen.

Anything he tells her she believes him, notwithstanding, anytime he calls her ,she tells me that he called her, am just confused.. I have already told her i cant continue again becuase i cant continue to hurt my self....

Please i need advice

Guy,just summon the courage to walk out of that relationship,tell the girl to go give her ex a second chance while you move on,if you really want a peace of mind and to avoid sorrowful stories tomorrow.

ManirBK:
Nigerians under the aegis of Young Nigerian Professionals (YNP) have demanded the National Assembly to probe the $16 billion spending on power during the administration of President Olusegun Obasanjo from 1999 to 2007.

They also demanded the federal lawmakers to do same to the regime of late President Umaru Musa Yar’adua, former President Goodluck Jonathan and the incumbent President Muhammadu Buhari.

Addressing a press conference yesterday in Abuja, the Chairman of the forum, Charles Olufemi Folayan who was flanked by many others said without probing and bringing those who brought Nigeria down to justice, the country cannot move forward.

“With just a year to go before the 2020 target of a 40,000 MW for the country, based on the alleged investment in the proposed power plants, all those who have questions to answer must be brought forward to explain why the power generation target has remained unattainable despite the huge investments.

“Considering that this will be a very comprehensive investigation, covering the $16 billion spent by the Obasanjo-led government between 1999 and 2007, the power spending of administrations of Presidents Umaru Musa Yar’Adua (late), Goodluck Jonathan and the incumbent, Muhammadu Buhari; we are confident no one will hide under the excuse of being witchhunted.

“It is high time that the books are opened, and the way and manner all funds allocated to this sector were spent are made public; while those who are found wanting face the wrath of the law.

“We therefore totally support the resolve of the House of Representatives to investigate and uncover those behind the ineffective and corruption – ridden investments in the power sector.

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/nigerians-ask-n-assembly-to-probe-objs-16bn-power-spending-others.html?

Obasanjo has said it severally that such probe has been conducted before n he is certainly not afraid of a new probe,so if the constant talk of power spending probe is the intimidate n silence Obasanjo,then who ever embark on it will only be running a fools errand,n let's hope the probe itself will not consume some of today's saints.

Jacinthe:
Whether through adultery or fornication, a child is a gift from God and can be taken into the house of the God who made him

And yes, even an adulterer or fornicator can enter the house of God. When Jesus died, the veil of the temple was torn in two. Meaning, we can approach. We arent meant to remain the same after we do, but yes, we can approach.

#HeWhoHasNoSinShouldCastTheFirstStone

so because of "who has no sin should cast the first stone"everyone is now free to do whatever they like in the church even if it's clearly not biblical isn't it?.

yinkus6750:
What an irresponsible and childish act from a man.
Your former wife and mother of your two children.
What's the big deal about a car?
Shameless man.

how are you so sure that the kids are his own,guy you have never heard from the man so don't jump to conclusions,some terrible situations requires mad solutions.

dangotesmummy:
who made them one? If a vulnerable girl young enough to be your younger sister or daughter comes to you for help in one area or the other,the next thing you Will hear from supposed adults that should see it as an opportunity to be a mentor will say ambi your daddy? Nothing goes for nothing,if you give me vagiinaa I will give you what you want.boom.socialization has started niyen.if she eventually succumbs she will be like so my vaaginaaaa can pay this much,why do I need to read,why do I need to contribute to society when uncle gave me so so naira.meanwhile if you had mentored her,do you think she will have aggravation towards prostitution?

If you don't know the origin of prostitution in Nigeria, I'll tell you.before we begin there's an addage that says the moral decadence and sexualisation of women is a reflection of the society

A girl will earn all As or have 1st class in school,guys will still be bashing her.no wonder she's ugly ,na only book she Sabi yenyen yen yen yen.she be Virgin, they'll say she's too stingy with her vagina,she's too rigid,she's too uptight,na she holy pass ,she's sexually frustrated.yenyen yen yen

But when she carry unclothedness put for internet, you will see guys in droves literally begging with money and the good girls wey still dey keep their honey pot for the man that will eventually treat them like crap don see say good girlism no dey pay,good girls carry last,let her kuku join the bandwagon of those selling vagina and in one night she hits it big, meanwhile when she made discoveries in research and innovation nobody send am,but when she decides to deviate she immediately becomes a celebrity and you are asking why there are more prostitutes than decent girls

You men will keep getting what you deserve till you change your behaviour towards women,till then women will keep selling their vagina and be bringing their children into it like iyabo ojo, mercy aigbe and the likes

After all this ranting,one good lesson of life I want you to learn is that, always work hard for what you want,most men do n their intentions are not to be father Christmas ok,no matter how this sounds it's a fact,most ladies fall victim because they often want to achieve their desires without working for it, remember nothing good come easy period.

IssaGist:
Nigerian woman who married her ex after 3 months of knowing him narrates why their marriage ended

A Nigerian lawyer who married her ex after a very short courtship has told of how her marriage ended up being a nightmare that she had to escape from.

Kylie Joy Terundu said she had known her husband for only 3 months before they decided to get married. But while in the marriage, she realized it was different from her expectations and she had to make a life-changing decision.

She eventually decided to leave the marriage even though the union had already produced daughters.

She said she never believed she would end up a single mother but she's glad she made the decision to divorce her husband and start all over.



Meawhile, below is a comment from an Instagram user who already analysed the problem of the poster's marriage from the little narration he read, and came up with a diagnosis.

See more here; https://gistmore.com/nigerian-woman-who-married-her-ex-after-3-months-of-knowing-him-narrates-why-their-marriage-ended

when ladies like this talk of been incompatible with their partners due to different direction of life what exactly do they mean,is it that you love the church n the man is an idol worshipper,you are heterosexual n the man is gay,you love to sleep on mattress n the man love the mat,you don't like farm work n the man like going to farm,you enjoy prolong banging but the man has low staminayou love the flashy life n the man is low profile n conservative or what really?, ladies keep disturbing the airspace with all sort of vague narratives without making much sense of the issue,or has anyone made out any useful meaning to mumbo-jumbo above?, personally I haven't.

Ryan03:
I told you, it was computer based did you check in your area?

yeah I checked,in makurdi the exams were conducted at Bsu n it was biro pencil n paper,no computer was used, perhaps the mode of the exams vary from state to state so we are all right.

Ojiofor:
Give us the casualty list of Dimka's coup and why its not called Tiv or whatever coup.

Dimka was an angas man n not Tiv, it's orkaa that was a Tiv man.

Guestlander:
Ifeajuna was not planning to install Awolowo. I read somewhere he had some kind of relationship with Azikiwe and that he probably alerted Azikiwe to the plans. This is why Azikiwe was conveniently away for medical reasons when the coup happened.
It was indeed an Igbo coup.
The only thing I don't understand is why Ironsi did not ensure the deputy prime minister was sworn in since the coup failed. He quickly took over and started making blunders after blunders.

Ironsi was a big fool,if he had acted decisively the subsequent events n war would have been averted,but the man was just a dullard n was killed like one.

MatthAnn:
Hmm
No lecturer can try that with me.
Whenever I'm going to any lecturer's office I'm carrying a recorder.
Cause anyfing said or done will surely be used in the court of law.

what if the lecturer adopts the writing method!,see don't brag too much, just pray n study well.

stephanie11:
A Nigerian Senator is currently in hot water after an Anti-corruption agency recovered constituency items worth N117 million stashed away in secret compound believed to belong to the senator.

Among the items recovered from Senator Utazi Chukwuka, who represents Enugu North in the Senate, include Motorcycles, Grinding machines and Transformers. Below is a statement from the ICPC;"The Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) has again recovered items worth N117,123,375.44 million from the Senator representing Enugu North Senatorial District of Enugu State."

"The items covered by this amount and recovered from the legislator are 168 and 51 numbers of motorcycles and tricycles respectively. They were discovered to be stashed away in a compound in Mkpologu town of Uzo-Nwani Local Government Area, believed to be owned by the Senator."

"The tricycles, motorcycles and grinding machines were meant to be distributed to the lawmaker’s constituents to empower them as part of the Federal Government’s efforts to alleviate poverty."

"Additionally, ICPC recovered 203 grinding machines, 60 motorcycles and 5 transformers in the compound which had been procured under another constituency project.""Thereupon the Commission impounded all the items and sealed the Senator’s compound."

Watch the video below;

https://politicsnigeria.com/icpc-makes-recovery-worth-n117-million-from-pdp-senator-in-enugu-photos/

But is this not common with our politicians in Nigeria?,or is there a stipulated time of distributing such items that the senator has voilated?, this appears more like Apc propaganda machinery at work.

uvie66:
So why should land be allocated to a business that is predominantly private ?

No the land wouldn't be given Free, ideally the government would own the be land n the facilities to be provided there while the herdsmen would come in,get registered n use the land paying certain tax yearly just like building market stalls for rent,but if the government insist on giving the land free to the herdsmen then the scheme will never ever succeed.

kirajustice:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo met with a group of Fulanis from the South-West in a bid to put an end to rising tensions in the region.Obasanjo met with the GAN ALLAH FULANI DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (GAFDAN) from Southwestern states of Nigeria including Kogi and Kwara States.

The National Chairman of the Association, Sale Bayeri led the delegation. In attendance are, Publicity Secretary, Afenifere, Yinka Odumakin, a survivor of a recent kidnap incident and Son of the immediate past Minister of Health, Dayo Adewole.Obasanjo stated that there is criminality, insecurity in Nigeria, stressing that, the development wasn't as terrible like its happening now before. He said Nigerians must interrogate themselves about various ugly things happening around them.

The former president maintains that Nigeria needs and wants peace, security, harmony wholesomeness, progress; which require all hands to be on deck.He added that the unity of Nigeria was the collective responsibility of all its people.

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-obasanjo-meets-with-fulani-group-photos/

Buhari should have simply gone ahead with the RUGA programme in the far north n those states in the middle belt that accepted it n all this herdsmen issue would have been solved,but simply because of political domination,he is now been rediculed, buhari has a very good opportunity of changing this country for good but emptiness, bigotry, nepotism,bias n false feeling of self righteousness while been cheered on by a band of sycophantic supporters is leading him astray.

Ryan03:
Lol, i know you were just airing your opinion, but i tell you since the last recruitment, police exam has been computer base, Dont argue what you Dont know

Have you followed the police exams today?,was it computer based or written?

zoba88:
Mark Tsav a staff of Federal University,Wukari,Taraba and Msughter Vihior Emmanuel, a 100L microbiology and Fanen,a 100L sociology were  abducted and killed by Jukun militia in the university.See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/08/jukun-militia-kill-2-students-and-staff.html

The jukuns n the the Tivs are ordinarily not supposed to be fighting at least in this age but for the absence of proactive n effective leadership on both sides,I spent over a decade living in that axis so I know what I'm writing about,talk of experience,both ethic group need to understand that their common adversaries are the hausa/fulani,they are only playing into the hands of their common enemies by fighting themselves, it's not a suprise that the government response to crisis is always half-hearted.

MGab25:
National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Comrade Adams Oshiomhole has told those accusing him of being too combative as the National Chairman of a governing party to keep their cool as he was not about to change his approach because he did not join politics to be changed by the way things are done by politicians.

Oshiomhole said his long stay in Labour taught him to be combative, stressing that he did not join politics to be changed or commit class suicide, but to impose his own ways of doing things.

He also said he was of the view that diplomacy will not address the challenges facing the country, adding that only an aggressive engagement can force those benefiting from the status-quo to change in such a way that will make the country better.

Oshiomhole said: “whatever I am doing today, my style and choice of what I do and what I abstain from doing, I owe to Labour. If you study the Nigerian media, there is this saying that as national chairman of a governing party, I am not supposed to be combative. I am even more convinced now about the need for combat.

“If this country is going to change and deliver to the poor, deliver decent jobs, we need not diplomacy, but aggressive engagement to force those who are benefiting from the status quo to change and in such a way that will make the country to work for the people who live on their wages.

“Some people said to me that I am too combative and I said to them that I was not coming to copy their method, but coming to impose my method to change the system and not for the system to change me. I refuse to be changed by the system. My hope is that with more comrades coming into politics, we will work together to change the system for a better future.

“I am very proud of my background, as a factory hand, as a factory organiser, as a General Secretary of Textile Workers and as President of NLC. Some people said I have I cross over and I ask, to where? I just continue with the struggle. I move from conveying my grievances with placards and organising strikes with protest and pressure, to trying my hands on the drivers wheel, to try to do those things that I try to communicate with placards and then use executive pen to get them done.”


Read More Here- http://www.kangolblog.com/i-was-trained-to-be-combative-adams-oshiomhole-tell-critics/

Now you have got another combatant in obaseki to contend with,so deal with it Mr commando.

pressmanng:
This is the Original Cambridge Assessment International Education of The President Muhammadu Buhari as issued by The Cambridge.



The Assessment is the same with that issued by the WAEC to the President.

According to Festus Keyamo, Former APC Presidential Campaign Team Spokesperson and Ministerial nominee, The assessment was issued by the Cambridge after president Buhari Applied for it and presented to the tribunal

He said via his verified Twitter handle "This is PMB’s certificate issued directly by Cambridge, UK, when he applied for it a couple of weeks ago & tendered in court. The contents tally with the one issued by WAEC. The biggest dummy that the Opposition sold to its supporters since 2015 has collapsed like a pack of cards"

https://www.pressmanng.com/2019/08/see-president-buharis-certificate.html?m=1

Buhari/Apc had the opportunity to present every evidence at their disposal at the PET Instead of doing that they choose to close their case early without doing much only to come to online forum to engage in media trials, even if this document From Cambridge is valid hasn't buhari committed pejury by lying that his certificates were with the army a fact confirmed by a witness called by buhari/Apc?,the certificate issue is just one of the many grounds of pdp petition so why not respond to the other issues as well with evidences too, buhari/Apc are only too happy to engage in this media nonsense because they know they have got the judiciary in their pocket that's all.

Ventura1:
The battle for slots – and the speculations – in the 43-man cabinet of President Muhammadu Buhari intensified yesterday, with ministers-designate trying to outwit one another.

The President is said to have raised a Kitchen Cabinet advisory committee on how to put a round peg in a round hole.

The advisory committee is said to have concentrated on the 29 new members who are joining the Federal Executive Council (FEC).

Most of the 14 old ministers will return to their portfolios, according to sources close to the committee.

But there is a pall of uncertainty over Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, even as Monday is tentatively slated for the inauguration of the ministers.

Ministers-designate have been meeting some power brokers to intercede on their behalf for portfolios where they will be able to influence decisions, The Nation learnt.

Some ministers-designate are said to be lobbying for ministries where they can impact on the lives of Nigerians with much visibility.

Some of the ministers-designate have, however, been suspected of lobbying for some portfolios, which they believe can help to oil their political machines ahead of the 2023 general elections.

A source, who spoke in confidence, said: “Most of the ministers-designate have stayed put in Abuja to outplay each other in the lobbying for portfolios. Since they have no direct access to the President, they have been mounting pressure on some power brokers and members of the President’s Kitchen cabinet.

https://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-raises-committee-on-ministers-portfolios/

If it were Johnathan or pdp, buhari/Apc would have quickly branded this as avenue of corruption,but now it's chief saint himself so it's ok,but is this not the more reason why ministers should be nominated with portfolio attached before screening?.

Ryan03:
Lol, i know you were just airing your opinion, but i tell you since the last recruitment, police exam has been computer base, Dont argue what you Dont know

oh boy don't be so confident,no be tommorow?,we go see

pressmanng:
Bashir Ahmad who is special assistant on new Media to president Muhammadu Buhari has posted a throwback picture of the president with his classmate on his Twitter handle.



This is coming just after a WAEC official denied knowledge of whether the Cambridge University Assessment International Studies Education held by President Buhari is a certificate or not.

“I cannot say whether it is a certificate because my signature is not on the document. It is not bearing my name or the name of my organisation, Punch reported The WAEC official as saying.

He however said that the President sat for the examination.

Some twitter users have since mocked Bashir and his principal.

Check out some of the hilarious replies below:

https://www.pressmanng.com/2019/08/check-out-hilarious-reactions-after.html?m=1

I don talk am tey tey, nothing about buhari is ever straight forward and clean clear,na so so twist twist,chai!!.

Ryan03:
Police exam has been computer based since the last recruitment. I dey wait to see your picture o

I'm not part of the on going recruitment,I was only airing an opinion,as for police exam been computer based,I doubt much but let's wait for August 3 or do you want to stake your neck for it?

imeyalo09:
The Police Service Commission has said it could not verify the academic credentials of 80,724 applicants shortlisted for employment into the Constable cadre in the Nigeria Police Force.

The Commission stated that the candidates were shortlisted based on their physical attributes, noting that the verification of their certificates would be done by the West African Examination Council after their admission into police colleges for training.

The Commission’s spokesman, Ikechukwu Ani, in a telephone interview with our correspondent on Wednesday, said successful applicants who were invited to write an aptitude test on Saturday, must have five credit pass including English and Mathematics, to qualify for recruitment.

He explained that the test will hold in the 36 States of the Federation and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.

The 80,724 candidates were shortlisted from the 210,150 applicants who applied for the 10,000 police slots. A total of 315,032 online applications were received at the close of the Commission’s recruitment portal on January 11, 2019.

Responding to questions about the number of applicants who failed to meet the academic requirements for the exercise, Ani said, “What we are doing is, we screen the documents and their physical attributes. At this point, we don’t have all it takes to verify certificates, but we look at it and if it looks okay, we pass it.”

He added, “When they (applicants) finally get in, there would be proper scrutiny of the certificates after they get to the (Police) colleges. I think we would write to WAEC to confirm the certificates, but at this point, we are just looking at them (certificates) and the one that is okay, we would pass. The person must have five credit pass including in English and Mathematics.”

The Commission’s spokesman, who is in Anambra State for the exercise, further explained that only those with physical deformities were dropped during the physical screening conducted by the Nigeria Police Force.

He said candidates who passed the aptitude test would also be subjected to medical screening to ascertain their health and fitness for the job.

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“The Police handled the physical screening and if you don’t have a flat foot or knock knee and if your results appear fine, then they would pass you to the next level, but the medical screening would be done for those who passed the examination,” Ani noted.

Commenting on the planned recruitment of 40,000 community police officers announced by the Inspector-General of Police, Mohammed Adamu, the PSC spokesman said the Commission was not part of the initiative.

He stated, “There is no meeting where it has been discussed with the Commission; The Commission is not part of it. I don’t have a brief that the Commission is part of it, but I feel the Commission should be part of it.”

https://dailynaijamode.com/we-cant-verify-certificates-of-80724-shortlisted-applicants-police-ig/

if the police are serious Then let the aptitude test be completely computer base n not written,if not it's still the same wuruwuru, meanwhile the IGP man is too ugly!.

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A Nigerian soldier cries out after finding his wife pregnant for her Ex after leaving for 8 months to fight Boko Haram. Gistvic Reports.

The soldier said he still likes her but was surprised how she thought he was dead.

The lady in the chat said she isn't a wood after just getting married and leaving her for 8 months.

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Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/07/nigerian-soldier-cries-out-after.html

If the woman must Bleep,must she get pregnant?, can't she even take precaution?,God save her n that her fucker!.

Ebullience:
President Muhammadu Buhari opened his defence on. Tuesday by tendering some 26 documents, including copies of his academic credentials, including certified true copy (CTC) of the Confidential result sheet of University of Cambridge, West Africa School Certificate 1961 for Provincial Secondary School, Katsina.

Buhari,listed as the second respondent in the petition by Atiku Abubakar and the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), has also called his first witness.

The first witness, Major General Paul Chabir Tarfa, said he was a mate with the President in the Nigeria Army and that they were all enlisted on April 16, 1962.

He said they were enlisted upon passing the examination and that they were thought in all the courses they attended in English.
Under cross-examination by lawyer to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Yunus Usman (SAN) the witness said they were not asked to submit their certificates to the Nigeria Army.


Usman: “You submitted all your school certificates to the Nigerian Army when you were enlisted?”

Witness: “There was nothing of such.”

Details shortly…

https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-buhari-tenders-ctc-of-school-certificate-in-court/

Nothing about buhari is ever straight forward n clean clear,go to Google now you will see history of buhari serving in the army from 1961-85 but here is someone claiming they enlisted together in 1962, buhari claims his original certificates were with the army but his so call course mate denies that, just everything about buhari is always fabricated n twisted to favour Buhari n present him in good light but events keep contradicting n proving him wrong,just like his performance in power today against his campaign promises,is so amazing to see his bunch of zombie supporters struggling so hard to turn even simple clearly stated facts on its head in their delusion of fooling everyone,now I see sense in Dr kperogi's assertion that"nobody support Apc/buhari without appearing stupid".