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PoliticsRe: Owerri The Cleanest City In Nigeria by doofanc: 11:14am On Feb 05, 2012
^ . Apart from presidential road, independence layout and environs, Enugu should not be mentioned when discussing clean cities.

@OP, its a toss between calabar and oweri
Christianity EtcRe: Giving My Firstfruit This Sunday - So Exciting! by doofanc: 1:33pm On Feb 04, 2012
Is it the entire package one gives? Or you make deductions first?
PoliticsRe: Michelle Obama's 22 Aides Vs Gej 24 Aides. by doofanc: 7:19am On Jan 29, 2012
If he believes engaging more aides will help him improve, by all means he should in ahead.
PoliticsRe: Michelle Obama's 22 Aides Vs Gej 24 Aides. by doofanc: 7:16am On Jan 29, 2012
The comparison with US is totally irrelevant, IMO. Nigeria is not US.

As long as [b]WE SEE THE RESULTS [/b]of the plethora of aides at our presidents disposal, i'm sure Nigerians will have no problem even he decides have 100 of such.

A situation where he still manages to do a very poor job running the country even with those aides is what irks us.
CrimeRe: Sa Woman 'steals' Baby From Pregnant Woman. . . by doofanc: 1:14pm On Jan 28, 2012
These South Africans and their predisposition for such unimaginably horrific crimes. R.ape of 6 moth old babies and 90 year old women. . .and now this. Sad.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court sacks five governors by doofanc: 1:03pm On Jan 28, 2012
^^I beg to disagree. I was in Calabar last xmas and from what i saw Imoke is quite popular with the people. as for roads, i certainly say there was a marked improvement compared with the last time i was there. the ikom-ugep road for instance.
FamilyRe: Eating At Funerals. by doofanc: 12:43pm On Jan 28, 2012
In our African culture whenever one has a guest, he or she is usually offered food as a sign of appreciation. All the more if the guest was invited in the first place. The guest is at liberty to accept it or not.

I dont see why a burial ceremony should be any different.
FamilyRe: Eating At Funerals. by doofanc: 12:36pm On Jan 28, 2012
double08:
I know a guy who goes to all the funerals in my area,when he gets to the venue,he counts the canopy,[b]if there are 30 canopy he will be taking 30 packs of take away home,[/b]we call him the obito commando  cheesy
laff wan kpai pesin!!! :-D:-D
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram In Enugu by doofanc: 7:35am On Jan 28, 2012
@yeyeruzi, that was excellent.
PoliticsRe: Kano Mayhem: Soldiers, Police Killed Civilians, Not Boko Haram – Shekau by doofanc: 12:26am On Jan 27, 2012
The high death toll in their last attack could put them at odds with the locals which will hamper the success of their cause, hence his propaganda. TheY kno Their apparent successes so far is due to their ability to convince people that the security agencies are the bad guys.
PoliticsRe: Kano Mayhem: Soldiers, Police Killed Civilians, Not Boko Haram – Shekau by doofanc: 12:18am On Jan 27, 2012
Psychological warfare 101. You have to hand it to these guys, they sure do know their onions.
PoliticsRe: State House Press Release On The New Acting IGP MD Abubakar by doofanc: 9:13pm On Jan 25, 2012
Yes silly to someone in country where everything is done properly, not like our case. Appointin a Christian at this time would have been the worst possible move, that is why all DIGs had to retired to make way for Abubakar.

muyoto:
Sorry, but this is totally silly. its like employing a known p.edophile to care for your children because he knows all other p.edophiles out there and therefore be able to ward them off.
PoliticsRe: State House Press Release On The New Acting IGP MD Abubakar by doofanc: 8:17pm On Jan 25, 2012
Chill out guys. Do You really think the president would have been unaware of charges agaiinst Abubakar?

the fact is FG had obviously run out ideas on how to tackle the sect. This appointment is clearly meant to commence an informal dialogue with Boko Haram--apparently the only option left. What better to achieve that than appointing one of their own to the helm?
CrimeRe: He Raped A 3 Year Old Girl by doofanc: 10:45pm On Jan 23, 2012
Truly horrific pix. All child rapis.ts should face similar fate.
PoliticsRe: Senate Should Impeached President & VP by doofanc: 12:08pm On Jan 22, 2012
Impeaching Gej is an invitation to anarchy.
PoliticsRe: Why Are Some Christains Enjoying It Anytime People Are Killed In The North? by doofanc: 12:02pm On Jan 22, 2012
I thought mai suya was a christian.
PoliticsRe: An Assessment On The State Of The STATE by doofanc: 10:31am On Jan 22, 2012
As far as i'm concerned, 1 and 3 are inextricably linked.

As for 2, theirs is a little murky. Are thier aims religious, as they claim, or more political ie toppling of 1? Whatever the case, the signs are not pretty at all.
PoliticsRe: How To Pay Off Nigeria's External And Internal Debt Within One Month. by doofanc: 10:09am On Jan 22, 2012
akpan123:
in response to the question why we need to pay our debt. when you owe , you have less money to work with, because you need to service does debt.
not necessarily true. The US and much of Europe was built by debt. One just has to ensure its kept to a sustainable level.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Bomb Blast In Bauchi by doofanc: 8:56am On Jan 22, 2012
Which one come be JIBWIS again? Dont these people have any other country to go?
PoliticsRe: No More 250 Naira Food In Nigerian Restaurants by doofanc: 8:31am On Jan 22, 2012
@knowall, ibadan 4 wia? No state has cheaper food than benue.
@Op it depends on where you reside. Over here in Gboko you can still get a good meal at a decent restaurant at that price, Eg semo with egusi plus 2 pcs of meat.
If its the roadside buka that usually appear towards evening, a plate goes for N100.
RomanceRe: My Love And Hate Relationship With Nigerian Men! by doofanc: 1:34am On Jan 22, 2012
I like this lady
PoliticsRe: Revealed-how Police Commissioner Zakari Biu Aided Escape Of Boko Haram Suspect by doofanc: 3:48pm On Jan 19, 2012
Is ths really a newsflash? What is so unbelievable about this story??

We may question some of the details by pointblank, but seriously anyone who still believes Sokoto was able to escape without connaivance, nay ACTIVE PARTICIPATION of the police has to be the biggest fool alive.

I just so irritated right now.
PoliticsRe: Fg Gives Igp 24 Hours To Produce Escaped Suspect by doofanc: 8:00am On Jan 19, 2012
Can someone pls tell me how Zakari Biu made his way back to the police after being sacked by Obj?
PoliticsRe: Igp Gets 24 Hours To Produce Boko Haram Escapee Or Be Sacked! by doofanc: 12:36am On Jan 19, 2012
The man, with active coniavance from 'high places' was 'released witout bail' to prevent him from squeaking. Nuff said.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Lost Nearly $1.3b During Strikes by doofanc: 6:55pm On Jan 18, 2012
It tallies with the figure Ngozi Okonjo Iweala gave--N300bn.
PoliticsRe: Customs Exposes Subsidy Fraud!!! by doofanc: 5:37pm On Jan 18, 2012
Haaaaa! Times of refreshing indeed!
Importation of crude oil,  payments without invoices, and the most absurd of all, NNPC has no idea of how much was spent on fuel--it will take 4 fugging moths to compute!

Na wa o!
HealthRe: My Brain Is Not Shoting Down At Night Pls Help. by doofanc: 5:02pm On Jan 17, 2012
Your brain shutting down?
PoliticsRe: Unnecessary Appointments Made By President Goodluck Jonathan by doofanc: 4:17pm On Jan 17, 2012
@Op's list is not even exhaustive. What about Bianca? Special adviser on diaspora?
FamilyRe: Another Man Arrested For Impregnating His Daughter by doofanc: 11:41pm On Jan 16, 2012
Sickening
PoliticsRe: Sss Invaded Bbc And Cnn Offices In Lagos? by doofanc: 3:08pm On Jan 16, 2012
I must say i'm very surprised about on BBc. If anything, they've always seem to be in support of GEJ. I remember a report by Patrick doyle from Abuja where he kept on saying 'this is not a Nigeria Spring, in that jonathan is not seen as a dictator since he came thru the ballot box and so Nigerians are not really calling for regime change. . ., and so on.
PoliticsRe: Pengassan Would Not Be Joining The Strike As Promised - NLC President by doofanc: 12:20pm On Jan 15, 2012
I'm not sure many of up have weighed the far reaching ramifications of a total  PENGASSAN shutdown.

Nigeria will literally grind to a halt.

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