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@damiso, pls I want that jollof rice!

@Doublebls, misery loves company. That's the summary of your SIL's case. She wants everyone to be as frustrated as she is. You have small work to do on your dh. If the power she seems to be wielding on her siblings is spiritual, there's a way out, get down and pray! If it's physical, haba, that one easy pass! It's time to take things from level 1 to 99. Help him remember that there are things only you can do for, and to, him. I'm a firm believer in the power of seduction o! Omo, seduce him in every way possible. S.exu.ally, intellectually, through his stomach, use your woman power. If anybody brings any silly suggestion to him, and he remembers the jewel he has at home, person no go tell am. It is well, k?

@Hope23, welcome. May your stay here be short and sweet.

@all, funny story o. One of my customers has a 3 month old baby. She dey do serious ajebo o. When she found out she was pg, see charteration (LMAO). All her baby things were containerised from Yankee. She even bought enough enfamil and other baby food and formula to last till the baby will be 10 months old, then she will introduce solids. Toh, she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. She tried to breast feed, who sai? The boy rejected breast milk. That even made her and her dh happy, cos, to them, no formula would be wasted. Come and see show na. They opened like 4 different formula and milk, he refused all. In fact, for like 2 days, he was only drinking water. She said she almost ran mad. Her mum came for omugwo and saw what was happening o. Na so mama enter market, go grind dawa (millet) with crayfish. Mixed it with water, omo, the boy suck the whole bottle. Till today, that's what he drinks o. That and water. Luckily for her, she knows someone at Grand Square, so they bought almost everything off her.

She's here with me now, and she heard me laughing @Mummyf and her ofada rice crave. She said I should tell you guys her story, and that Mummyf should not be surprised say na hamburger the twins go dey chop from birth. LMAO!!!

Doublebls, I want to give your SIL a resounding slap! For what now? What rubbish is all this? May God give you that testimony that will shut her mouth. It's good for things like these to happen sometimes so you see your unfriendly friends. I pray that any gathering in your absence in which the topic of discussion will be to your detriment will never hold! God will not allow it. Hugs dear!

@Safe, omo, the kitchen full die! Freezer sef no gree close. I no wan make hunger catch you at all. Na so so microwave u go dey microwave. I dey kampe dey wait.

@Ayakaanoh, welcome jare. Don't mind Safe o! You have to share the money, gimme my share before Safe. If e enter her account, omo, na voicemail o! Don't mind me jo. May your stay here be short and sweet.

Open the floodgates of Heaven, let it rain BFPs!!!

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@Nice14, congratulations dear. Cruise on!
@Omonikiba, congratulations too. This situation you heard about, whatever it is, God is bigger than it. Take all the time you need.
@AmatuRahman, I just read the email. My internet has been on the fritz. That your dish, omo na wa o! Cool down make you no send me out of business o! LMAO.
@Seanbell, I didn't read the whole diary, was in a rush to see cute Sean everyone was talking about. He's cute! I thank God for you. Now, I'll have to read the whole thing so I can laugh and cry too like everyone else.
@Udoka, how kicking?
@Safe, na so now. Because the appointed time don dey reach, u don run 4.40. I must find u o, cos I don tell everybody say na for your house I go chop all my evening food this period.

Still on. Entries close 28th July

Still on. Entries close 28th July. Giveaway at www.frostedbakeshopng..com

Still on. Entries close 28th July

Still on. Entries close 28th July

Thanks dear. I'm following yours too!

@Alwaystrue, thanks for the compliment. As for the humour, I don make Safe my co-writer, so all is in control.
@Tbaby, hugs sis! Thanks for the compliment. No worry, when I do the Benz giveaway, u go join, you hear?

@Moyinoluwa, thanks dear. Oliver, more are on the way ooo! LMAO!!!

I'm only getting this report from you. When you click it, what happens? Can you access the site on a desk top?

I'm giving away a Mini Donut Maker to someone! To be eligible, you have to be a member of my food blog and be resident in Nigeria. Find details here www.frostedbakeshopng..com/2013/07/my-1st-giveaway.html?m=1

I'm giving away a Mini Donut Maker to someone! To be eligible, you have to be a member of my food blog and be resident in Nigeria. Find details here www.frostedbakeshopng..com/2013/07/my-1st-giveaway.html?m=1

I'm giving away a Mini Donut Maker to someone! To be eligible, you have to be a member of my food blog and be resident in Nigeria. Find details here www.frostedbakeshopng..com/2013/07/my-1st-giveaway.html?m=1

@Amy, i don't know much about hormonal imbalance, but many of our sisters here will have very good advice for you
@all, i'm organising my first giveaway. Pls register as members to be eligible. Details here http://www.frostedbakeshopng..com/2013/07/my-1st-giveaway.html?m=1
And Tbaby, no vex, na only those of us wey dey Naija dey eligible. I go send you Suede sweets, you hear? Funny question sef @all, what are those things really called? Icheku, cheku berry, suede sweets etc (you know, those orange sweet velvety fruits that have black suedish cover? Small and come in grape-like bunches?)

@Echala, pls don't give up hope. God will give you triple for your trouble! Hugssssss!!!

@all, it's time to smile, to dance, to give thanks. Remember what we asked God for this month? At least 30 bfps. Nothing is too difficult for Him. It's time to challenge Him with His Word, that Word which does not return to Him unfulfilled.

I'm smiling as I type this because I know we already have some untested bfps. Hugs everyone!

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@Lizzyslaw, wherefore art thou?

@Beloved1993, it is well with you. Whatever it may be, it will pass by.

@MamaT, while Cjnone is correct about you not making any rash decisions, being with your DH now isn't healthy for your peace of mind. You need to go somewhere and cry for like 2 days. You aren't super woman (no one is), you need to speak to someone about it. I'm an advocate of always being there for your dh (always will be), but e get the one wey go happen, wey go make you need some space. 2 days is enough. I will tell you to drastically minimise the number of people you share this with, but I don't even know how you found out. After the 2 days, wipe your tears, go back home and hold your back straight. I know you are clean. You must also insist he gets himself tested before any further bd. It is well with you.

@Venuss, I salute your bravery. I'm not that brave o!
@Moyinoluwa, already working on the recipes. Will start even before the 9th so that our Muslim sisters can make them (apart from safe who will be in my kitchen eating direct!)
@Tbaby, the agbalumo wanna sweet die!

@Rute, welcome. Your nationality doesn't matter. Jump right in with us. May your stay here be short and sweet.

@Mama of all nations, I can only imagine your pain right now. The steps you are taking are the best in the situation. I'm confused, really don't know what to add to what my sisters have said. I only wish I could do more for you. You are always here with words of prayer, of encouragement for us, now I don't even know how to encourage you.
Tears and prayers are the balm you need. Please cry all you want. May God, who is the great Comforter, be with you through this trying times. You are in our prayers and thoughts. Ah! The devil is a bastard sha!!!

@Tbaby, u know how u take send the agbalumo now. Na the same thing noni! LMAO
Welcome @Amy, just post as usual. When you want to address a particular person, just add '@' before the person's name. You can read some pages back to familiarise yourself with the posters. Other than that, we are here to support each other. Welcome

@MoyinOluwa, thank you sooo much. As for the invite, this one wey Aero no dey do those 5k flights again, just DHL my share to me.

This is for all my Muslim sisters in Abuja. I am your best friend o! I love you guys sooooo much. May your heart's desires be answered swiftly. May God continue to bless you. May you continue to be in perfect harmony with your husbands. May...(Make somebody invite me for Ramaddan breaking of fast na! As I dey pour blessings on una head, una never deem it fit to give me permanent access to break fast with you for the whole of Ramaddan, because mehnnnn, the food display na die!)
@Tbaby and Safe, I no say una wan invite me, but ns distance cause am. I know! LMAO.

@Stellasmeza, pls can you share the recipe for the orange chicken? TIA. I made something like that with pineapple, but with beef.

Simple fried rice, oven fried chicken and coleslaw.

ogugua88: @Dreamsinbc, YUM!!!! I love thick egusi with LOADS of greens!!! *dancing*

LMAO! I'll DHL it to you. @CFCfan, thanksssss