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ProudlyAfarmer:
You are shaking a very big table!





Church empty headed boys and girls will come hard on you

It's still a wonderful suggestion

Edojoma:
Bro from ur write up its crystal clear dat u av a spirit wife, its not common with guys sha..u av to ask ur mum d circumstances surrounding ur birth n if she did any sacrifice regarding it and also how u were dedicated....its not a big deal though, av seen people with cases beyond imagination n were delivered....ordinary prayer nor go do dis one ooo bros...d problem is u, d spirit wife doesn't want any gal around u, dey r always jealous... U must break d link by undoing wat anybody did on ur behalf, and d worst of it is dat u keep draining gals of their good luck and good fortunes whenever u sleep with dem without u knowing. Its not ur fault though...

Another one has come again with spirit wife. Begon Satan!!
I cast u back in the pits of hell!!

lalasticlala:
Nairalanders share their coronavirus experiences.



Another one



https://www.nairaland.com/5742874/coronavirus-guidance-self-isolation-nigeria/1#87558455



Other Nairalanders can share their coronavirus stories here.

As long as they were not tested and confirmation obtained, one can't know for sure it's it's Corona or not

rugged7:
Anybody who has passed PLAB2 and needs a job quickly and work visa into the U.K can contact me sharply...
Check me on twitter ldi Amin@buway7

Doctors in the EU where@thou

ShootingStar88:
Good morning everyone, please I have this challenge and i'll appreciate your useful responses.

I applied for my first international passport( e-passport) about 6years ago but because of the information I didn't have then, I used 1986 as my year of birth but now I want to change it to the normal 1985 because all other credentials have 1985.

I waited for the passport to expire which it has last February, so i'm willing to do a new one but all those I spoke to said I can't change the year of birth because once I do the BIOMETRICS, it will bring up all my data even if I don't show my expired passport

Please kindly advise on the steps to take to change this or even contacts that can help. I don't even mind going to Abuja for this thing to change.

thanks house. This is what ignorance can cause.

cc. Justwise

That is a big headache. I know what my wife went thru to get hers changed. I had to take time off from work myself, returned to the country to get it solved. Only place to do it is Abuja.

Abia1stboy:
https://www.independent.ng/abia-to-commence-payment-of-compensation-to-airport-project-land-donors/

Is it that pic dey want to build? Another white elephant project reloading

Nbote:
Did u read d write up at all She started d whole narrative by saying she jus tested Positive to the corona virus.. Abi She needs to show u her results?

I just saw it. Missed it somehow earlier on

clarocuzioo:
I continue to say this, the nonsense that happened to Ambode can only happen in Lagos.
No sitting governor that knows how to weild power will tolorate such nonsense from any greedy and selfish godfather.

Ambode come and see how to humble a godfather. Oshiomhole don humble.
Obaseki second term is too sure.

It's just the same game but another day. Maybe Tinubu's hold on Lagos is too strong. He is now extending his grip onto Ogun.

Inferno001:
Good day everyone..this is actually the first time I'll do this so please pardon all errors..
I have an issue with the recent trend by some women who sell different things just to make men do what they want against their will..I read a story of a man who had just got married to his beautiful wife and had a happy home..his wife had a cousin who was coming from another state for a job interview so his wife asked her to come stay in their house since it's for a short while and she had also not seen her after her wedding.. This lady got to the house and everything changed for the man and his wife..innocently the Man started lusting after the woman but he had no idea why..even in the presence of his wife, he couldn't help it. The wife noticed and warned him to desist from It or else he would pay dearly for it. He wasn't able to stop and finally he let go a bit and he had sex with the wife's cousin when his wife had gone to work. They kept this on for 3weeks before his wife found out and raised alarm. A family meeting was called and he was asked what his defence was but all he could do was cry and say he had no idea what he was doing and that whenever he sees her he loses control....
He wasn't believed until the girl confessed that she had gotten eyelashes from a certain woman who asked her to look into the eyes of the Interviewer for the job and wink at him and he will be under her control but she wore it the day of the interview and when her cousin's husband complimented her dressing, she winked at him and that's how things got out of Hand. She then decided to use him as a substitute since she wasn't getting the job, he will be her new pay master.. A whole lot of things are been sold out there to capture the minds of men against their will and then render them useless afterwards .
If it where men selling these things to capture the minds of women against their will, the uproar would have been alarming. No one seems to be talking about it because this particular one favors the women. These things are destroying homes and even men who you see as marital role models fall and lose their homes because these Jezebels don't go after single guys but married men. My fear is, it usually used to be until you have sex with them before you get hooked but now even winking at you can take your brain to factory reset. The men in Nigeria especially the married ones with financial muscle are an endangered specie and we need a solution.

Not all men but the good ones. Problems is the good ones die fast, the bad one outlive the good ones. This life is just shitty

Leezah:
Guys, can you date a girl that has a pretty face but no big boobs or assThinking face

"Man must not live by bread alone". Does physical asset make the person or the person makes the asset? Answer that question then u get the correct answer.

ZINIBANKS:
No I probably won't
Most georgous girls you see moving all round
Are all from the Marine kingdom
They sometimes come on land to borrow sun and mind you not only to borrow sun alone and with a mission to accomplish if you are conversant with MFM people dey do preach it very well
That's why some men are half human and half dead
Many destiny have been jeopardized

I really are not well

Simplyleo:
Why is Gbajabiamila bothering himself?

Is like he is not done with the insults he is getting from these people.

2nd most stupid comment. What the hell is he there for? If a politician doesn't have thick skin what the hell is he there for?

muykem:
The same Gbajabiamila they hate with passion is fighting for them. Nobody can deal with that zone without a big heart.

Most stupid comment ever

PrimadonnaO:
What is 1414?

Yes, things happen. But an adult has to be fully responsible for the choices he/she makes.

There were other people to date, but they chose to date a likely voodoist, and a criminal.

In our time it was 14 14 they called them

PrimadonnaO:
How is life unfair? Did they force them to date the yahoo boys?

Speak for urself. If u are not in a certain shoe, don't attempt to understand it. I don't support 1414 or whatever they call it, neither do I support promiscuity. But in this world, things happen

Tominix:
WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT WHAT IS THERE
THE BIBLE SAYS"WE WALK BY FAITH NOT BY SIGHT"
IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
i dnt get scared of a so_called pastor/OR PROPHET
let it be a war for oUr GODS
I KNW WHO I SERVE AND YOU KNW YOURS . . . . . . .

U don't know shit. U don't know the scriptures. U are not strong in the faith. Read the passages I gave u and go and pray. Also, I am not a member of TB Joshua's movement. I thought u were that was why I made that comment.
May the lord be with u as u grow in the faith. But pls stop misinformation.

Tominix:
WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT WHAT IS THERE
THE BIBLE SAYS"WE WALK BY FAITH NOT BY SIGHT"
IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

One wonders how u can believe in the Bible and it's words and still be talking about mermaids? Shows how really sick u are. "Therefore, rid urself of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy, envy and slander of every kind"- 1Peter2:1.
What u are doing is slandering the evil one. Go and read book of Jude 1:8-10. "For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ"- 2Corinthians 11:13.
U obviously don't know the scriptures.

chukxie:
And who said it was something new? Sex has been with mankind since the days of Adam and Eve.

The foreign women liking exotic meat is not new

chukxie:
Make una let the man talk na. Haba!
Before I got married, I had sex with a few married women, too. All Chinese! Them like black prick but them can pretend die! Anyways since getting married several years ago, I've NEVER 'played away match', and I don't intend to.

Nothing new there

Ok so who will date or marry them na? Life is unfair

Nbote:
Read again slowly... She even mentioned her hubby was fine

So what is Ur point?
So does that mean it was coronavirus or not? This flu is not so new to man but it's new on the current precedence we are seeing it so everything is still unclear.
Only positive testing confirms the virus

Osesedney:
What makes a man matured is the ability to know what he wants and be able to stand by his words, discipline and focus., if you like undermine the girl u are with right now for someone who wants you only because another person has you.....
I smell pity around you if u play into her hand...

That's the general summary of many ladies. Many of them only want u when they can't have u. I don't care to even understand why but from the experiences I have had, it's cuts across more than a 3rd of ladies I have met

ZINIBANKS:
Thanks bro for your concern I really appreciate it
But how is life in Germany over there
Can you advise me on going to Germany
And on which travel route aside from studying

not everything on Nairaland is bad. Cheers!

haleymoon:
Move on with your life, don't be captive to any woman. This reminds me of a girl I had a thing for, cared for her, loved her, she understood all these, only for her to be playing too hard to get, seeking unnecessary attention,likes & mentions like some nairalanders. I decided to end it with her after all I didn't even see the colour of her underwears but who cares, I finally hooked up with a beautiful damsel who was more beautiful than her, she was in her prime of beauty. Any time this other girl sees the both of us, she resorts to bitterness, anger, resentment, her face will completely be a manifestation of hatred. I really enjoyed seeing her reaction when I was with this other one but to a certain point, I stopped, make she no use vex pour my girl acid, maybe carry knife 4get for my scrotal sac , I know wan appear for front page . Some women are confused, If you know what you like, go for it. She don apply all the seductive formulas to get me back, even the beg me make I come make she spread her legs up in the sky so high for me, oboi na so I bounce her ooo...

Lol, I don't know why this Ur comment made my day but it did. Probably cos of Ur front page comment, lol or was it cos of Ur other comment on scrotal sack. Anyways, story is similar to mine to.
But mine was that the ladies mom owned an eatery and a bar where we loved hanging out. In my younger days I never went after a woman for more than a few days. This lady I actively pursued for a whole week, she was acting Tyra Banks. I forgot to add she hates ladies accompanying us to either the eatery or the bar esp if I was there to, that's how I noticed her and started yearning her up. She once walked up to us when we were celebrating my female cousin's birthday (she came with 5 of her female friends) and asked my guy (she was close to that my guy) which one of them I was dating.
Immediately the week ended, I did a turncoat which was my usual moves. Stopped calling, stopped everything. But since we had good credit opportunity at their bar we always visited there and that didn't stop.
Usually when I visited I would seek her out if she was manning the bar that day but when I didn't do that on 2 consecutive times she knew something was amiss.
Anyways, when she finally saw my woman she almost died, as if she swallowed something that was bad for her stomach. After then I never went there to drink cos I didn't want someone to poison me.

In this age of coronavirus that somebody is sleeping and opening mouth. Ayama!

cruxgemmata:
Now thats a miracle. People's brains are now functioning effectively

Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Some say Amen!

Nbote:
Dis is by far d most in depth analysis of how d virus works and symptoms to take note of instead of spreading panic.. She's quite brave and dis would go a long way to saving lives...

The day u believe a blogger is the day u world ends. I noticed she didn't say she was tested positive in her write up. Am just saying.

ZINIBANKS:
Thanks bro for your concern I really appreciate it
But how is life in Germany over there
Can you advise me on going to Germany
And on which travel route aside from studying

Since u are still young and unmarried. There are many options. There are many threads on traveling abroad here. Just take Ur pick and study it.
Go to the Canadian EE thread and read from beginning. There are also threads for Australia, UK and Germany. UK now offers chances to work so it's also a possibility.
Educate urself.
Cheers

holusormi:
Once had a similar experience with one girl I picked up at the club , she stepped outside and I didn’t see her again , searched and searched , turns out the idiot was so high she somehow stumbled to the back of my tank scalfolding and fell asleep there

Lol, that one na classical ghost story. U can imagine what the story would have turned to if she was never found?

ZINIBANKS:
Thanks bro for reaching out to me
I studied mechanical engineering I think am good to go
But I know no one there
But I read it in one thread that they don't give Nigerians visa
Am thinking of going to some of this UAE country
To Hussle and after two years of work I can go
From there

Pls take note. Most western countries are looking for professionals to boost their workforce so I doubt Netherland will refuse u visa if Ur application is solid