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evuna:
My sister is 26 years and a graduate of Statistics from a federal university in the South East. There is an issue, more like a blessing. She had been writing aptitude tests since and failing but something remarkable is happening this year. She has been passing all the graduate trainee tests and interviews this year. She is at the final stage of Cerdar group, Stanbic, Meristem and Oilserv graduate trainee program. Just waiting for offer letters. She got an offer into Wema bank graduate trainee but rejected it because of 2 years bond. She is currently in Gt Bank graduate training school.


The issue is that KPMG just invited her for their test which is physical on Saturday. The Gt bank program runs from Monday-Saturday. I have been trying so hard to convince her to take take permission from the tutors at Gtb and go to write the KPMG test. She refused that she does not like Accounting as she read Statistics but she was open to it before this year and had been writing tests of different audit firms. I prefer KPMG to Stanbic and GT and want her to give it a shot.

She is 26 and this is her last chance at any graduate trainee program. Please what do you guys think? She is confused too.

KPMG ( yet to write the test)
GTB ( in training school already)
Meristem ( Waiting for offer letter)
Stanbic ( Waiting for offer letter)

Which among the above listed is the better choice for a graduate of statistics and is the KPMG test worth taking the risk. Please I need opinions from Nairalanders as I told her to allow me take my time to think about it.

Mods, please push to front page for more experienced professionals to help us. Thanks

Didi2d:
Lol... Una funny o
Person wey fail to submit form before deadline?

If dem play their mago mago finish with Jonathan, na court go disqualify am

blaise26abj:
God bless you . Some don’t know the ripple effects of this babymama issue . They have so glamourized it when it has to do with celebrities . However there are a lot of misguided children of poor, single parents that will rain havoc on society . Ask the North why they are suffering now . Almajiris . Abandoned children . A poor baby mama might just be raising someone that will steal your car in the future . You can never know

blaise26abj:
God bless you . Some don’t know the ripple effects of this babymama issue . They have so glamourized it when it has to do with celebrities . However there are a lot of misguided children of poor, single parents that will rain havoc on society . Ask the North why they are suffering now . Almajiris . Abandoned children . A poor baby mama might just be raising someone that will steal your car in the future . You can never know

uncleteeh:
No sir, that's not how it works, corruption crime is not as severe as armed robbery as regards our Constitution, that's why we need a huge amendment because the arm it causes is brutal than that of armed robbery.

Dum20:
When TB rates were 18%, FD rates were not more than TB rates.

The banks cannot match that rate.

I guess there is a specific need this bank has that is why it is giving these rates that are higher than TB rates.

Dum20:
This raises a lot of questions.

The rate is really high, higher than treasury bills offered by government. The same rates as Commercial Papers.

Where are they investing this money?

It seems something is cooking somewhere.

Arielle:
Shocking! Who would have thought! This is a clear demonstration to these thieving politicians that the legacy they leave behind is important and will affect their children.
Maybe Nigerians are starting to grow small sense.

tonexman18:
Have you ever been to Anambra??

wpadmin:
I never said parts of Delta state belonged to Igbos.

Delta state was already existing. but the Federal government took some parts of Igbo communities and added it to the Delta communities.

These parts of Delta speak Igbo and have Igbo tradition. The evidence is there.

If you give me proof that it never happened, I will read about it and correct myself if it's the truth.

VEHINTOLAR:
Mumu,a Cameroonian just decided to give his children Yoruba middle names "just like some African Americans do",right ? Since everybody is now having a "Yoruba middle name" according to you, do you have one too ? Ode,if you may be asked,what do you even know about Mbappe father's background ? You seriously think a Cameroonian man, who is married to an Algerian woman,would just decide to give Yoruba names to his children without any historical background or reason for it,right ?

It's really amazing how some of you guys will just be claiming to be Authorities on subject matters you know nothing about ! Do we need to tell you yet again,that the vast majority of those African Americans with Yoruba names have actually traced their roots to Yoruba land or have strong historical reasons for doing so? You seriously think a name like "Yetunde Price" has no historical reason attached to it, right ? You be mumu !

Now that everybody wants to have a Yoruba name,at least,and according to you,it goes to show that there is something uniquely special about these great Yorubas ! Don't you think so ? Anyway,I'm a Yoruba man and I'm very proud to be one ! Everybody wants to be Yoruba,great !

wpadmin:
Igbos only offence was that they organised the first coup in Nigeria and it was mostly Northern leaders/top ranking army chiefs that got killed.

Since then, the North went back to restrategise.

They divided the states in the East and formed new states. They took parts of the Igbo speaking states and merged it with other states e.g Delta and Port-harcourt.

The North organised and made themselves have the highest number of legislators in the country. If there's need to vote for anything in the National assembly, the North has the highest numbers and they vote in tandem.

Like I always say, Northern leaders have plans for the next 100-200 years while southern leaders only have eyes on the next 4-8 years.

It is well.

VEHINTOLAR:
Mbappe has no Algerian heritage or whatever ! He is of Cameroonian/Nigerian descent. Go and make your findings,he even has some Yoruba blood in him. No be only Algeria na Libya !

PointZerom:
A lot of thisgs can cause it. I know a woman without proper vagina but ant hole for urination.

PointZerom:
Men have Y & X chromosomes
Women have X chromosomes. But some men have only X chromosomes. If X from the man Mix with X from the woman, a baby girl will be born. If Y from the man Mix with X from the woman, a baby boy will be born.
Some men doesn't have Y chromosomes and they can't father a male child.

We4all:
So, we still have people like your friend in this generation? His desperation may lead to the wife birthing 10 females.

An ex neighbor had 7 females and was desperate for a male kid. His wife eventually gave birth to a male but he wasn’t a normal kid and suffered from Down syndrome.

The woman watched him grow each day with sadness in her eyes. Recently, I heard the boy died eventually.

PointZerom:
If a man doesn't have the 'Y chromosomes he can never father a male child nomatter the method he deploys.