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MaxInDHouse:
YES! All of them are FAKE!

Thank God!

Anyway...the added "wayo" guys are the governing body of the Jehovah Witness.

Thanks for accepting that your own fake wayo Jehovah Witness na scam. For future reference, here is the screenshot. You can't deny it anymore.

For details....check:
https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/faq/governing-body-jw-helpers/

MaxInDHouse:
Including Lazarus Mouka, Kumuyi, Adeboye, Oyedepo, Olukoya, Oyakilome and others all of them are using diabolical means!

While I know some of the names above are fake, not all. But your list is not complete... including

Kenneth Eugene Cook, Jr.
Gage Fleegle
Samuel Frederick Herd
Geoffrey William Jackson
Mark Stephen Lett
Gerrit Lösch
Douglas Mark Sanderson
David Howard Splane
Jeffrey Winder

Anyway, T.B. Joshua is an as.shole... no contest. But the names above among the as.sholes.

Lol

Paraman:
You must be in a lot of pains for you to be writing this kind of dumb comment

Like the way you always attack your papa and mama telling them they are dumb. Na your way. It is in your blood. Na your papa and mama I pity. Shameless people who could not train a nonentiy well.

Slurity:
Full of negative energy and negativity. I hate people with your kind of heart. You never see anything good without looking for a way of faulting or bringing it down. spits ...

Spit on your papa.

Realtruth2023:
Dude don't be foolish here. The loans since 1960 had since been cleared by Obasanjo whatever debts we have now are post Obasanjo era.

Dude na your papa wey follow dem ask for subsidy be the foolish person here.

Oponu. He said Obasanjo cleared all our debt before his term. Clear all indeed. Go better school ...nope...na yeye school he went. See the result. Ode. Mu.mu. Didinrin. Get the crap outta my mention. Oloshi!

This is how they give out false information. Oponu. Werey. See how he wrote rubbish with confidence and called himself a fool. Get the crap outta my mention.

No subsidy again for you. Get that into that your dead brain. If nothing go enter your indomie brain.... no more subsidy will enter it by force. You will pay the real price.

Paraman:
You must be in a lot of pains for you to be writing this kind of dumb comment

I've informed my secretary to send cash for your drugs since it is obvious you aren't taking them. The next bus stop is Yaba left again, so let us prevent that....you have been released once...don't allow yourself to be an intake again. Kindly drop your account details here.

Realtruth2023:
But Obasanjo brought about debt relief. So those 1960 debts don't matter anymore. So what in the hell are you saying?

Do you think everything was off? So na only Paris connection we dey borrow from?

Na you dey speak from hell...not me.

You want to turn yourself to nuisance who will keep asking for debt relief that may not come, or you want to be profitable?

So, you prefer to always go ask for debt relief? See...go check your brain. You need help.

Rilwayne001:
Oloriburuku David Hundeyin said the refinery will not work this year.

God punish him.

"Small small" bro.

David might be too hasty to push some things out at times, but oga...with what went internally in the business model (the corruption...settling here and there)...hmmm, I agreed with David.

However, FG and Dangote know how to do wayo na. See...some magic don happen to put temporary measures there.

Instead of cursing David...thank him for making FG and those demons quickly adjust to make this happen. If not for that guy who tackled them, this wouldn't happen fast like this.

So, "small small" oooo.

leroi01:
Made in Nigeria but we will purchase at import rates.

No changes.

We are in for a long thing.

You don't want to buy at ingernational market price? That's subsidy na. Oga, get this mentality off your brain.

The most important is to live a quality life no matter the price. Our main concern is not for prices to be low, but for us to be able to afford these things.

The subsidies FG gave from 1960s until recently are all debts. Who will pay them? God? Pray to God that they should be cleared miraculously? Dey play! The coming generations go pay am. Ha ba! Let us try to hold these people accountable. Let us buy at the real price, but make it transparent. No need to accumulate debts for the coming generations because of our stup.idity.

Dangote is now officially a Lagosian.

Very soon, he will be given a chieftaincy title in SW.

But the kind of messy corruption that will go on underneath this business.... Na small be the forex runs Eme-werey bursted out recently in comparison to what is going to happen.

Atiku will buy them all again...and he will still lose in the general election. Waste of time. PDP needs to first get rid of Atiku and Wike.

When a Spaniard or Portuguese start using God to toast you, then, you should know that the whole world has recognised your mu.mu button.

donnie:
Show the obvious facts with proof. Mind you, I'm not a Christian, neither do I support all the shenanigans going on with religion in this country. But folks who are blind and unintelligent run off with nonsense in their heads simply because BBC (white man) said it.

Meanwhile, I hope the woman who confessed to arranging virgins for TB Joshua has been arrested. The police should investigate and get to the bottom of such criminal cartel.

Funny man! This OP of this message wrote an article that said Joshua was a useless human being and a manipulator in 2009. How many years ago was that? BBC only started investigating him around 2 years ago, and he died when? Lol. How old was Ajoje his daughter in 2009 when Adeboye said he would never attend his church?

Check my previous posts, you will see a poster of Kola Olawuyi who said Joshua was a magician about 22 years ago. And Kola Olawuyi died many years back.

If you need BBC to tell you that Joshua is fake you need to have your head checked properly. Most people who live in Ikotun Lagos where his ritual house is located keep saying that he is a ritualist cos they saw all his activities.

And funny that his old videos are still out there where he performed his magic openly. I keep wondering how people can be so blind. Anyway, na your life. Believe anything you want to. It doesn't change the fact that Joshua is a manipulator and an evil man. And I don't pity those in bondage in his church. They are too lazy to pray to God directly. What they seek in these manipulators is what they give them.

If you cannot do research and find the old videos yourself which are proofs, that is your business. No one will waste his time cos Joshua is gone. This is the end of an era and his church will fold up soon. Everyone has the liberty to talk, if you like, keep searching for miracles. You will land in a more dangerous person than T.B. Joshua.

Pque:
You're a very big fool, and you're indeed obviously the one in chain. I have never spoken for any MOG, nor carry any of them like you lots, so it can only be a big fool like you who will suddenly assume "by my simple innocent question" that I speak in favour of T. B. Joshua or that I'm a fan of late T. B. Joshua.

You could have asked what I meant by that question to clarify your doubt and your ignorance about my innocent question.

You alleged that T. B. Joshua committed suicide because people will soon discovered that he is the father to Ajoke. If you're okay, your senses would have enlightened you that your assumption is the least out of all the alleged atrocities on ground that would have propelled the late T. B. Joshua to end his life. And so what if he is the father of Ajoke? Is that any strange news among whole of Nigerian Pastors who had children outside WEDLOCK, which would then be the premise for the alleged suicide. WHETHER T. B. JOSHUA IS THE FATHER OF AJOKE OR NOT IS EVEN NEVER IN ISSUE. Try to understand the message or information first before you get into conclusion, and make false allegations. ONLY GOD KNOWS WHO SERVE HIM, NO MATTER ANY GOOD ANYONE MIGHT HAVE DONE IN THE PUBLIC. THE DAMAGE IN THE SECRET MIGHT BE GIGANTIC COMPARED TO THE MINUSCULE GOOD WE SEE IN THE PUBLIC. I never said the testimony of all witnesses against T. B. Joshua is a lie, THEN WHY MUST YOUR IGNORANT COCONUT HEAD READ STUPID MEANING TO MY INNOCENT QUESTION.

Man in chain......enjoy being in captivity.

No hope for you. You will die in that bondage. You cannot escape it.

sammytovic:
Stop fooling around. You are too foolish. You claimed some people said he committed suicide and you believe without facts. Una too mumu for this forum

Look at the bolded word.... so, from my posts, you deduced that "I claimed" he committed suicide. Lol. Chai. No wonder T.B. Joshua was able to spot your mu.mu button "sharp sharp".

See as most people are using SCOAN and its members play around. Una kon be yeye people in the society. Una dey smell. Everyone sees you and other members of his church as useless, stupid, careless...and robo robo people.

Hahahahahha!

Ok na. Tell us what killed your fake god. SCOAN was so ashamed to let us know what killed the fake prophet. It can't be a disease na...cos Joshua was your god who healed every sick people. Wetin kon kpai him?

Make a press your....mu.mu button more. Person willingly released himself to be manipulated by a fellow man. You are dead. You have been roasted and your meat has been shared in the coven of T.B Joshua.

Dont forget to tell them your mummy G.O Evelyn to do DNA test also and prove us wrong.

DMerciful:
You're emotional and fail to see the deceit of Akande calling the NASS instead of calling his ftiend Tinubu who controls NASS.

You cannot mount pressure on a president that's not willing.

Obj did not restructure, Tinubu has not mentioned restructuring since he was rigged in. In essence, the westerners are pretending to want restructuring

You are different from me. I am not interested in your fault findings. All politicians are thieves, and I don't have any regard for them.

Moreso, in most of my posts, I have said that the only reason the people in this present Nigeria will prosper is to split. And I pray that Tinubu should make so many mistakes beyond repairs that everyone should go manage his nation.

My comments are not tribalistic. I don't care who is the president. I am not interested in whatever he does. My own is that God should make him make mistakes so that everyone can mount pressure on him.. and we can split Nigeria. And a way is that he should borrow money that we cannot pay back ...or just make a mistake that everyone will say...enough, we want to split.

So...I am not interested in the angle you want to pick.

I have said what I want to say, and it's enough.

Have a lovely Sunday!

payaseriy:
u be clown

Mu.mu! T.B. Joshua's dog. You are in a chain.

Whether you like it or not. Joshua is a goner. Even when he was alive, people told him to his face that he was a real magician. I still remember his old videos...guy man was in his white garment with his broken useless English in those days and would be doing magic on TV. Guy man repositioned himself when he saw that magas no plenty. As soon as he changed his strategy and improved his English....maga like you hooked up.

DMerciful:
You're using too many words to runaway from the truth.

I ask you a simple question, what is stopping Tinubu from pushing for restructuring? GEJ atleast did a confab for restructuring

Keep asking foolish a question. You will travel to Aso Rock and ask Tinubu why he is not doing it. Am I Tinubu?

If there is an opportunity for us to make Tinubu do it, we should take it. We should demand it. This is my take.

So, carry your foolish question and go meet Tinubu. All I want is the right thing to be done. Whether it is an ibo, Yoruba, Hausa or Fulani there. If we agree to mount pressure on Tinubu, I am for it.

So, get lost with your tribalistic way of life. You are a perfect example of it. People like you will NEVER make Nigeria progressive. It is why I don't need to be in the same nation with you.

Feel free to ask your foolish question again.

DMerciful:
So you mean Akande is the first person that has said we should restructure or go back to the 1960 constitution?

Akande is an example....and if it was a Hausa who said it...the Yoruba man would tell his people the same.

Oga... you are a solid example of tribalism.
That Yoruba man is what you saw...this is why I said that tribalism is the root problem of Nigeria. You are a perfect example..

The westerners have been pushing for restructuring since the 1990s infact Tinubu had problems with Obj while he was governor because he was trying to create more LGAs for Lagos. Tinubu is president now, let him do the restructuring he has been fighting others for

Who are the westerners? So, are you blind that restructuring is the way out? Is Justice Oputa also a Westerner? Lol. I am sure you don't know him...so there is no need to go more into it.

I am not aware of Tinubu wanting more LGAs, but this is the normal tactic of governors. Even this was the same reason everyone demanded more states and IBB gave everyone more. Lol. And this is what killed Ibo. After giving them 6 states, he gave them the SE region and cut off other places they used to control and called the SS. Lol.

Creating more states is not restructuring. Creating more states means you want an income from the central government in Abuja. But restructuring is cutting out Abuja...and each region controls its resources. They are not the same but opposite of each other.

Go to school...go learn. Just don't dabble into topics you don't know and attack people anyhow. You will only injure yourself.

Good luck!

Pque:
I hope u know what you're saying

Another man in a chain...blinded by the yeye money Joshua gave people to cover up. Money from rituals.

You are a confused person. It is very simple...tell your ritual pastors in SCOAN to go for a DNA test and show the world Ajoke is not Joshua's daughter.

You better learn how to pray and meet God directly
Continue patronizing pastorpreneurs.

His old videos are still put there where he was performing magic openly.

You are in a chain.

Fiscus105:
One thing is certain, by next two weeks now, media would stop all their wahala" but the daughter who claimed his father did 'this and that' to her, would be hunted by her self-confession for life.

All those applauding you today, are coming for ur head in future base on same story you shared now.

The only thing certain is that you are in a chain.

Fiscus105:
I heard you, even the one you don't say, infact, tell us TB Joshua was cannibal.

What I know is that TB Joshua has come and gone and he impacted positively to humanity far far more than his shortcomings.

And for the daughter, I'm expecting you to make ur own impacts on humanity, and not trying to be popular base on character assassination of man youu claimed to be ur own biological father.

Which positive impact? He brought an illegitimate child to this world and tortured her. He sexually abused people. Someone that they suppose to unearth his body and burn it. As in destroy the yeye grave. Mtchew!

Cos he gave some people food. You people are gluttons.

Anyone still attending SCOAN needs to be rehabilitated fast.

Ajoke is the weapon that killed Joshua. Of course, Joshua could defend allegations against the women, but he knew he could not deny Ajoke...So, I believe that he committed suicide as people said.

It is never too late to take DNA samples from his grave na.

Joshua knew that he was finished....thank God for Ajoke.

ImoleNaija:
And you think evil has an area of coverage? You're too wise & I hope you know what that means.

I don't want to continue engaging you.

Evil does not know everything...only God. If you understand this sentence, you will know how to use the advice I gave to your advantage. But I am sure you cannot relate to it, so there is no point in explaining to a non-teachable individual.

Oga, keep merrying and stay with the whole family. Be the "present sir" guy in the family. You will know whats up.

Bro...good luck!

I agree with Akande; however, the monster we need to first defeat is tribalism because it is the reason they will not want that 1960 constitution. Those people who don't want to embrace this suggestion will go back to their people and say that it is the Yoruba man who wants to use it for the benefit of themselves. As soon as those illiterate Hausa and Fulani hear it, they will not allow it. This is our problem. Remove tribalism and we will be fine. But can we do it? Nope. The best option is that Nigeria should split. Let us return to that 1960 era whereby each region controls its wealth. Let each region start paying its legislatures. See...they won't teach them to make the job non-lucrative anymore. Shikena.

ImoleNaija:
The same family members that stood with her during the ordeal

Dey fear God nah.

You lack wisdom... and you are too forward. The person I addressed understands my point because he is now a man of experience. May we not pass through what they are passing through before we "wise up". The lady knows who is by her side in the family...and she knows who is not around....and if she is not careless, by now...she should know the "eye service" family members. So you think everyone doing "eye service" is good? You are dead already sir if you are not careful. There is a reason she survived this ordeal. When you are not careless and you observe well, you will see things.

Family members are so many...from the wife's side and the husband's side. Now in her time of tribulation, she knows who is who....except she is careless which I doubt.

Those who stood by her will gladly release her to be far from trouble.

I can see that you are inexperienced with issues of life.

trendy001:
Link to previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6789104/wound-ever-heal-graphic-picture#106497251

So after my sister insisted that she would not go to the hospital to avoid amputation, we decided to respect her choice and allow her continue with the traditional medicine.
This is the state of her leg two years later.

I can imagine what you all have passed through. But God is great. God will perfect the healing in Jesus' name.

If possible, tell your sister to plan towards relocating abroad after this ordeal. She needs to distant herself from family members. A beg..

guobe:
It is the start of a new year and most Christians do practice the act of fresh fruits whereby your first salary in the year or fresh profit of business, first money of your new marriage etc is given to the church.
In this harsh agbado economy in Nigeria, is it possible to practice the act of giving first fruits?

First fruit, tithes, and every other way of giving to God are good; however, you must understand what you are doing.

Number 1: The concept of sowing on a good soil.
Ask yourself...are you sowing in good soil? For me, there is no Nigerian church that is qualified as a good soil. Most of these pastors are rogues. If they are truly good soil, people should prosper. But look at your topic.

For example. Binta Edu testified in December that Oyedepo prayed for her to become a minister. And Oyedepo also claimed the glory. Lol. What happened next...the following month, the lady was suspended for fraud. Lols. The matter is still hot. See.. I will keep saying it...go and check most of those giving testimonies in most churches...they are mostly into frauds, bribes, and many bad things. So, I don't get how Oyedepo's teaching does not make an impact in Binta Edu and many others. That Oyedepo won't even check himself that what went wrong. How can someone come to testify and then that sh.it happened? Nope. He will mount the pulpit and preach prosperity the following Sunday. Another thief will come on board and testify. Lol.

Number 2: The ones you had given, have you seen the harvest? In farming, when you sow seeds, you must have harvests. And from that harvests, you take from it again and sow. But oga, did you get that job based on the law of sowing and reaping? Have you seen progress in your finances since you started giving?

These two reasons are why I do not pay sh.t to any Nigerian church again. Rather, I moved to the principle of helping the helpless (widows, widowers, old people, and orphans). For now, I know that there is no good soil for pastors and churches, but I pursue the other option. I look for food soils. I evaluate the people I help and I see the impact.

I met an old retiree from the Nigerian Railway Corporation like 10 years ago. The man is already 83 years old now. And I support the man, but I don't see the dividends. The old man isn't using it for himself, rather, parasites around him are using it. I bought him a new phone some months back because his old phone was faulty and he couldn't reach me directly. He was using a neighbour's phone. But then, after buying him the phone...same story. One useless neighbour collected the phone from him. I went there last week..and I told him that I was going to cut him off if he didn't sit tight and use what I give him for himself. I have phoned him this morning, and he picked up. We laughed and I sent him an Uber to take him to his church. Shikena. I will stop here.

And God blesses me more than when I pay to pastorpreneurs. So, evaluate yourself, sir. Do not let one businessman in the collar pressure you to give him your full month's salary. I don't give tithes again in Nigeria, not to talk of giving out first fruits.

But I don't rule out resuming paying tithes and first fruits if I find a good soil among our modern levites . Cos na that verse dem dey quote say Levites must eat. If I see a Levite who is responsible and I am convinced he is a good soil, why not? The church I attended while I was based in Europe was 10 years is a good soil. I paid tithes regularly. I felt na so e go be for Naija...but no blessing ooo. Na so I re-evaluated it and I realised that paying to these Nigerian churches is like using baskets to pack blessings. They are devourers.

Humans cannot learn. When you realise that you have limited time on earth, you will make good of your life. But we don't always learn.

You only need a passport to move around so that you can do business and go on vacation. Even if you have 3 children, you don't need more than $10,000 per month in income to fulfil your destiny. Of course, earning more than $10k isn't bad... but my point is that with $10k, you can live a comfortable life. That's like $ 6 million in 50 years. So, why embezzle $500m? This is my point. You will not spend more than $10 million in 50 years on yourself and your kids for basic things that will get you going. I can have a better quality of life in my $200,000 apartment than that millionaire in his $ 350 million mansion. Fact! That millionaire does not need it if you check well. The proof is Elon Musk and Warren Buffet.

So, why steal what others can use when you only keep it in the bank for white men to use? Why not spread the money for others to use? The truth is that the money is not yours.

It does not take so much to build a 10-bedroom duplex in Nigeria with 15 plots surrounding it if you want to have your own garden. Even 3 plots extra is ok. And you will eat organic food and meat. But we would go buy $1500 per sqm in an expensive place, and leave out gardening. Buy that $1,500 per sqm and add a plot garden or at least 1/8 plot for for gardening so you can eat quality food that will protect you from having cancer.

Arakurin Akeredolu could have saved himself from the hands of cancer by going natural. But nope...he also opted for deadly chemotherapy. Even if you will go for it, there are natural remedies one must do to make one tolerate it. One needs to protect his blood and organs when going for such nasty treatment. That fellow who approved chemo is a ma.d man. Yes...he is.

This man has a house with a compound that he can use to save himself, but he was busy looting Ondo and showing off power during his lifetime.

Well...it is well. I do not have any pity for any politician cos they are all evil.

OBUKSBAYELSA:
I stand with Scoan, Pastor Evelyn Joshua and my late spiritual mentor Prophet TB Joshua.
The more they castigate and lie against him the more I believe his ministry

T.B. Joshua the magician.

He said the more they castigate him....

There is one video.....magician Joshua was just swaggering in his white garment chasing evil spirits.... but guy man was drunk in reality..... I saw mumu people all flying around....

You better go find the old videos of your babalawo mentor where he displayed witchcraft openly.

Guy man rebranded himself...even got the white to teach him how to speak english to a decent stage.

Anyway...it is your life.

Even his own daughter said his papa was a monster. Or is the girl not his daughter? It is not too late for his people to arrange a DNA sample from his grave to prove the girl wrong. Thank God it is near his church.

I bet it with you...TB Joshua ppl will not

E bi like say dem don "kpa" your brain.. Let them do DNA na. Yeye dey smell.

We aren't saying he did not perform magic na. T.B Joshua is a magician...this is what we are saying.

The real test of a servant of God are the presence of the fruits of the Holy Spirit.

I repeat...you are a careless human being if you ignore the old videos of this magician.