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How many times will people ask this question.

MasterShifu010:
Abeg how did you do it?🙏

Meditation.

You can Visit this Thread too if you wish. Not necessary though.

I'm one of the pioneer of the Thread👇

https://www.nairaland.com/6048178/reality-every-guy-need-know

Goodluck.

Massivedick:
I have a gf who resides in Lagos while I live overseas. I have seen her parents and done somethings. Planning to do a tourist visa for her as I have payed for documents to be gathered. She called me one day, to complain that a dealer who she bought a car from is delaying in delivering the car to her. I was aware of how she got money for this car(loan as she works). Then she gave me the contact of the dealer and I
Spoke to him. The dealer narrated his side of the story that my gf was to balance her 700k to
Pick up the car. To cut the story short, the dealer agreed to sell the car and refund her money as that’s what she wants.
The dealer said” you seem to be the only reasonable person in this girls life”. I was shocked and I had to ask him how many people have contacted him regarding
this. He said I am the third person. The question is could the 3 of us be dating her? One is a Major in the army, she got some military guys on the Major’s instruction to impound the car. The other guy is a married guy who I got his contact and did a background check on. I discovered that this same guy has sent 100k to her 3months back. And now same guy is helping her to get her car or money back. Investing time and money in a girl, for free?
I have confronted my gf and she claims they are friends. Please, are there still
Nice people in Lagos that invest time and money without wanting anything in return in this part of the world?
I even called this guy through a proxy(girl) and he was like” wrong number pls”. After mentioning my gf’s name that my gf’s phone was switched off and dunno her whereabouts. He was smart in answering as I perceived he was picking his words and didn’t admit anything or refute anything. Well, the dealer confirmed the guy drove my gf there severally and spent the whole day in his shop just for the car. Are there people who invest this same time in lagos and money as well(though one payment from the statement of account) available to me, without wanting anything in return? The military guy as well, who gets military guys in the country for jobs like this without anything in return?
Pardon my moniker, guys!😂

The Female Dog belongs to the Streets.

Ablemax:
hello my fellow Nlanders, yo those who have successfully japa we also need your contribution to this,

as we know getting or raising money for japa is not easy, I've been thinking cracking my head to see on how to raise funds for japa but non ideal is coming forth except beting hoping some day I'll hit jackpot..

s to my good people please kindly share how you were able to raise the money for japa so that us here can follow too.(legal way)

Get an AR15 and Visit the nearest place money use to plenty inside the place. I have forgotten the name they use to call that place.

You can ask other people sha, They will tell you the name because it's popular.

Everything you need to live a Very Comfortable LIFE in a nation like Nigeria provided you are from a "Poor/Average" Background are on the other side of FEAR.

Get Rich Or Die Trying.

Adios.

kcstyle40:
Good day beautiful people,
I am in a bit of a fix and need advice on how best to confront this situation .

There is this mama put restaurant besides my house in lagos but separated by a fence.
However the said restaurant is built attached to the fence in the next compound and that makes it awfully close to my windows and they cook with firewood not even charcoal but all manner of firewood.

The owner of the mama-put a yoruba woman ( very hard working ) starts cooking by 6 a.m up till 11 p.m with smokes going up and into the windows of my bedroom ( upstairs) and other rooms in my house making my room very stuffy and causing me to keep shutting all my windows .

Personally I can't stand any form of smoke be it cigarettes or smokes from burning stuffs

With the high cost of fuel I can't keep running Gen to keep my rooms ventilated and power supply is poor in my area .

I have thought of approaching her concerning this matter but from my observation the woman is very harsh n raze and I fear she might not reason with me .

I understand it's her means of livelihood but I am suffering cus of it and all my cloths in my wardrobes are all smelling smoke ... My room has smoke smell as a result of this , it only reduces if I keep my windows shut for weeks .
I hate problems and I avoid conflicts in every way ... But I have been suffering this for long now

Is there any authority I can report to ?

Or is there a better way to make her understand my plight and switch to cooking with gas without appearing like her enemy of progress ?

Please your advice is needed thanks.

Wahala everywhere.

Kai and this thing can pain ehn. Me that loves Fresh Air so much. I even prefer Fresh Air to AC. But Nigeria Air too dey polluted.

If you Report the woman and they prosecute her. Your adversities in life don start be that.

Except the woman is among the tiny fraction 10% of Human Beings who remain in that country.

An average black being doesn't care about his/her fellow being.

Know this and have peace of mind.

SultanOfPuna:
Imagine your parents spending 200k plus for 4 years just to get a USELESS PAPER

The Nigerian Educational curriculum has not been improved or changed.

So until then, all you graduates are fools
Wasting money for ordinary piece of paper that you will dump inside your cupboard.

If you want to go to university
Travel abroad!!!
If you can't study abroad,

LEARN A SKILL

You have over 3 million graduates wasting at home with their glorified piece of paper called certificate.

Meanwhile, carpenters, plumbers, electricians are cashing out steady.

Because things need to be fixed
Houses need to be built
Furnitures need to be built
Water pipes, drainage system need to be fixed

Who is going to do all this..

I support you on this.

Nigeria is a useless nation filled with useless beings generally.

Most Negroes are Cursed entities.

Jeon:
Like the above poster said

Nigeria, is not the only country xperiancing this.

Famine is hitting the World. And only the strongest and fit person[s] can overcome .

modified: To those giving me useless mentions, abeg make unah chop me. Everyone with his own opinion.

So you this Aboki Girl, You sabi speak Pidgin

See these ones washing their linen outside

adaperry25:
I talked to an older colleague that I was looking for who to settle with and gave her my spec. Wanted a young ibo lady. After a few days, she recommended a lady.

It's been a few days and I'm tired.
I do all the calling and initiate all the chats. I told her a couple of times that I want the communication to be interactive. Sometimes I'll call and she won't pick or chat and she will read and won't reply.

I had to tell her wholeheartedly that if she's not interested..she should let me know. She apologized. I felt she would call this morning since I've been doing all the calling and texting to no avail.

I called this afternoon, she didn't pick and sent sms that she will call back. Up till now..she didn't.
I chatted her on WhatsApp and she said she's sorry that she went to lagos and she's tired.

Abeg all the guys..is this how stressful it is to woo a woman or she's not into me... I don't even know what to tell the lady that recommended her because im tired.

Whatever we sow, We Reap.

You can't plant cassava and cultivate corn, It's impossible.

Let keep up with the Foolishness, Wickedness and all sorts of Vices. Last last it will consume you all. Y'all think you are Wise and doing the Owners Of This Planet

Lol country of Highly Trained And Skilled Vile Beings.

You can never find GENUINE LOVE in such environment.

GOD Is LOVE...LOVE Is GOD.

So automatically GOD is not present in Nigeria.

MasterShifu010:
If not for sex , plenty men won’t care about women , I’ve heard men wishing there was a way sexual libido could be turned off.

I'm one of the Few MEN who have neutralized the algorithm of sexual urge.

Country of Special Nuisances.

Deal with your useless He-Goats and let's hear word. Nonsense.

Both of Una fit Unaselves. Eyin Oloriburuku dede.

Very useless and wasteful things occupying a very good and fruitful land.

It's Spreading

Gentlelox:
Some time ago, i was in a public place and a lady sitting next to me was obviously staring at me and drawing his face out anytime I turn.

Eventually, she took her phone and started a call with a guy. Discussing over love. I had the feeling the girl was doing it because of me and that it not to drive me away but to show interest in her.

Happened again at the airport. A girl I was sitting next to asked me to get her something politely as i took permission to go get something. When I arrived, she was obviously into me. But then, she brought her phone out and started a video call with another guy. She does it in a way that will make me notice by fire by thunder. After the call, my demeanor changed and I avoided her and I could see the girl somewhat disappointed. From her looks, she was expecting another type of reaction from me.

A lady friend met me and we talked. She wanted relationship and she was into me But then I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said yes. Then i changed the topic and she could see my interest has changed. So she said it not a serious relationship and she doesn't even know if it a relationship because she doesn't love the guy... She started telling tales. Las las i nor give am line.

These things happened alot. Maybe because they are all up to marriage age. If a girl thinks that chatting or calling another guy would make a guy interested in them, then they need to rethink. Or maybe she just doesn't like me.

What's your opinion on this.

Nigerian girls probably?

Leave them for their useless he-goats.

Lukepeter:
This op too dey talk sha.

The boy na one Werwey MuMu normally.

You made me flash back to my Youthful days.

The most difficult Phase of a Male Human from a Poor/Average background.

My only advise to you is to stay away from Sex contact with other Humans at your age.

I won't say more than this. All the best.

This is very common among the Financially POOR people.

One of the best decisions i have made in my life and i'm happy about it and will forever be happy about is👇

I Made A Decision Not To Pro-Create In Shiiiithole.

Nigerians are the Most Unfortunate and Miserable beings on Planet Earth.

Useless pastorpornstar

Babaalajo:
This masturbation of a thing is originated from white as I knew including porn that we inherit here in naija,but how was white people doing great with all their immorality and we are going backwards in naija with our holy holy.

👍👍👍

Godoverevery:
From someone who almost settled for a widower with 6 kids.

Men outside nairaland......why you never see one marry you grandma.

Omo after a stressful day after business deals.

Na to come here con dey laugh remain now

Last last It's totally certain some people will end up being a Miserable ENP. The Ignorment no be here

E Sure Die

I'm so glad i never made any stoopid moove or contact. Mo Se Ope Te Mi Oo🙏

I wish myself more Wisdom, Patience and Winnings in life🙏

And yet The Negroes remains inside the Abyss.

Awon wereey, Won ti koyin leru tan.

The countries that masturbates the most are at the forefront of the world leading in all fields. Yet useless good for nothing negroes think natural urge is their problem lol.

Black man is truly Cursed and they can never get headway in life. Awon oloriburuku dede

Wahala for those wey dey find Hoes.

Wahala for those wey dey find horsebands.

AllOfUna go dey Alrice

Borno/Maiduguri is your sure bet and plug.

Thank me later.

Fuckyoumod:
Nigerians are the most docile people on earth.

See how they sit, fold their hands and watch criminals take over Governance and ruin their country.

When the country finally dies, these men will all run out of the country and leave the empty dead carcass for you to die with.

Nigerians rise up! Nigerians when will you wake up! Wake up for the sake of your children, born and unborn.

These politicians careless about you.

Let's occupy and take back this country from criminals.

LOL..

Most men are naturally foolish and stupid when it comes to matter of the other gender.

Imagine the mumu question this one is asking.

I will suggest you join her to go greet her ex

Sparrk007:
All women are the same.

Know this and know peace.

Confirmed.

The difference is the Level Of Their Hypergamy.

Women wey don tear eye finish see men as utility tools and cashcow

Nothing more, Nothing less.

eniolorunfe:
Not up to 3 weeks relationship and you’re already her “Ademi” … That title doesn’t come cheap you know

I saw someone up there calling my boo too

Godoverevery:
Note- this not a post to bash ladies.

A pattern I noticed with most working class ladies have dated from 27yrs old upward.
At the earliest stage, they claim to be tired of relationship, they are fine without a man.
They are doing fine without a man and in fact if not for pressure they don't mind not getting married...(mostly lies)

They say am financially ok without a man, i bought my phone, paid house rent etc without any man and i can never depend on any man hence why they can never be liability since they are working..(mostly lies)

Most claim to be doing fine during the wooing stage but immediately we start dating things turn out differently from what they claim.

Am dating a lady currently who works for a fashion house on the island...During the wooing stage we actually spoke alot for about 2 months and she claimed to be financially ok and doesn't need a man money. Infact she told me how much she paid weekly which is very decent with free accommodation and feeding.

We just started dating not up to 3weeks and this lady have been making demands which I find very childish and too disgraceful for an adult working.
She always complaining of money despite earning above minimum wage weekly.

This morning she called and i didn't pick........I chatted her up and she telling me her cream have finished and i replied hmmmm.
This a pattern have noticed with most working class ladies have dated......they tell you am an independent woman during wooing stage but once relationship start it just seems they are working and not earning with the way they demand and still be pressuring you with marriage talks.

(just want to know if am the only experiencing this or is just normal)

Note: this the fourth time this lady is demanding from me in 3 weeks and they are embarrassing to me for someone who earns.

I experienced a scenario similar to yours recently. But the difference is she is an ENP and still look sultry. She has also rendered some help to me. Too sweet for such age. This is someone who dress posh and lives comfortably.

The reason why i responded to her billings was that she Respect me a lot and she didn't even billed me directly and has never billed me. I just noticed her countenance when she visited me and i asked what's wrong. All she was saying was i'm okay. Meanwhile, Initially she informed me she was having a rough time.

I willingly did what i can to put smile on her face. She is just all over me and wants to advance things between us. Na me just dey calm her down. Very sweet lady.

If you are an entitled beech, I won't even look at your face talkless of having a convo with you. Most importantly, I don't do broke bitches. I usually maintain a very long distance from broke entitled eediots these day.

Xwizard:
One of the tools politicians use to control is hunger, don’t say much it’s a deliberate attempts to keep us on toes and shut the Bleep off. Now I found a way to use that same tools against them. Cos I wonder why border is still closed to us while they monopolize the importations themselves, using forex to scams themselves not us. Lol tho that’s a win win for us tho.
I have my plans ready, very soon I will show you all, am getting my facts figures and capital ready for now.
ONE SINGLE WAY to win these people is to become a farmer. Lol it’s funny right ? You will all learn the hard way, if you can’t decode why I said we all complaining now, needs to become a farmer of any thing you can plant.

60 millions Nigerians complaining now, should all shut their TVs off for now, get at least a half plot of land, plant cassava, or yam, then pepper and corn on the same parcel, then come back and continue your criticism or grievances to whatever party. Do these monthly if possible, it won’t even take 3days to do it alone without assistance.

Government can’t beat us if we are feeding well without stress, let me give you another bonus, we can also export and make money in dollars, you don’t understand, whatever you plant on that half of land, in just 3days, can buy you a car, if you paid in dollars, with politicians been stupid with the economy, e go just be our gain.

I just decode why they will never hear our pleas, let me give you an hint, you see anytime they swearing them in, there is another room they take these politicians in, where they cut off their both ears, they will never hear our plea.
As I was saying, find a way to feed yourself and your family, politicians can stop what you plant from germinating, the economy is not needed. Just a land, what to plant and man power. This is not an information to be kept to my self, Agricultural produces alone can make us the biggest economy in the world, with our land mass, while they (the politicians) keep siphoning the little stipends they see from oil. You need government to extract crude, you don’t need them to plant.
Me myself I’ve not started, but I will come back and show you all result. Oooh! Let’s I forget, I can crash the prices of garri and rice, in just 24months both back to 10k per bag. Looool am not joking, in 3mins, i will explain it to you, and you will agree. Israel only plants on rocks, they don’t have lands to plant, but they have one of the biggest tomatoes and fruits. But here we dey use land do sambisa for here.

Anyway shall know you can’t fight these politicians, circle is so wide and filthy to join. You can’t beat them not even a revolution when half the country is hungry. Who wan shout.

We can even monopolize the farm produces to ourselves if we want, so for them to keep controlling us, means they need to crack down agriculture investment by investing in it themselves. What politicians can’t do to keep the poor on toes, I never see. Let make this people, let everyone start planting, start by getting your immediate families what to feed on, then from there move to your localities.

I Read your post from the beginning to the End. You are Spot on and well informed. Fortunately, This development was what i was discussing with one of my business partners few days ago.

I have always known most if not all the killings and kidnapping of farmers in benue et all are being sponsored by the politicians and capitalists.

They deliberately made other states unlivable and illiteracy level is very high in those states. So, these people had no choice than to relocate to Lagos because it seems to be the only secured state to an extent but not totally secured and with manageable opportunities.

All these things are social engineering. Normal Normal, Men Are Evil, Evil Is Men. You see the other Gender, Those ones are just there, They wait for men to carry out their evil acts and receive from the Proceed. This is the reason why i can never have issues or take the other Gender serious because i know very much better.

It takes someone of high intellect to really understand how the world works. When i was young and naive i tought Love and Peace was something very practical. Now that i'm fully grown and well informed, I discovered they were just an illusions created by the same underworld men to control the gullible populace.

I'll stop here.