₦airaland Forum

LibertyRep:
Ooni.

Maybe he should be less visible and accessible.

That's his style. The throne isn't supposed to change your personality

Estello:
Posted by TonyeBarcanista on X(Formerly called Twitter)

We have PDP everywhere. PDP isn't lost, they only change camp

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://trendygists.com/2023/11/26/3-killed-8-others-injured-as-nollywood-actor-sylvester-madu-escapes-death-in-cameroon-photos/

Put graphic now

Which one is "the universe again". So many variant of Christ out there

Padipadi:
Wrong move. Stick to ya youth

Tell that to city or man U

Padipadi:
Who u get as replacement

Jan transfer loading

Silva...its time to bow out when the ovation is loudest

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/NNPCL-ends-fuel-import-Dec-2024-projects-N4.5tn-revenue

Future Impossible tense.

Talk is cheap, If you cannot work the talk.....forget about it

So unfortunate. The driver should be arrested

ednut1:
Some of them are nairalanders. This visit visa to work permit thing agents are selling to people is the main cause . It is well o

Don't blame the agents, most times these desperate guys don't mind travelling with expired visa or fake documents

bluefilm:
This is very ridiculous!

Some people don't just know how good they already have it!

Imagine being "forced" into a job because there are availability of such jobs!

Can you compare that with a situation where even people who are willing to work cannot even find any jobs...

A story of "Some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food"

SoNature:
Bros is promoting his business!

The initial installation cost is just discouraging.

It's worth it in the long run

Same way the initial installation of inverter is on the high side

Liar
Trying to use reverse psychology to get into the coaching squad.

You left the seen and refused to come back even after Oliseh left as the coach. And since you left, what have you achieve post playing days in the world of football

buharibanjo:
U no wan chop Trans'Blow

It's cheating. How can somebody with high level of testosterone throw punches at another homo sapien with high level of oestrogen.

The equation no balance

CHoccolaTE:
Hello Nairalanders,
What would you advice a woman who walked into the room and found her husband on top of another woman (having sex) to do?

What should be the best reaction for her at that moment?

Should she fight the husband and his female companion? Should she walk away?

Should she discuss with them calmly?

I need both male and female inputs please, thank you.

What is the best response for a woman who walked in on her husband sleeping with another woman?.
Thanks.

Walk away and discussed later. Not enough to cause separation. Divorcing him will only put the strange woman in total control of her home

Zooposki:
That’s white women’s culture. They like teenage boys, just like the Nigerian men that like babies, toddlers, and little children.

Naija girls dey do the same. It's just that we don't pay attention to them and boys over here are brainwashed into not being a victim

Awesome6s:
By CrispNG

indomie generation

Remove Christy essien igbokwe from your list.

She was the first female president of PMAN with many awards attached to her name both home and abroad

mariahAngel:
I'm almost quite sure most of you will come here and tell us beans/noodles, but please guys, you can do better those.
Just believe in yourselves. Shock us please.😀

So, what is that dish you know you can confidently cook so well?
No lying o!😌
What dish do you cook best?

Pictures credit: Mariah's

For your mind, you think beans is easy to cook....abeg rest

Beremx:
For some weeks now, Ikeja Electric have been talking about its customers upgrading their meters. It seems the upgrading is causing lot of problems because their customers have been finding it difficult to load tokens thereby putting them in darkness.

After loading the KCT tokens that was generated from their website and loading the tokens purchased by the customers, subsequent loading of tokens have become unbearable because the meters keep rejecting the tokens. I have been trying to load a token all to no avail.

I am calling out IKEDC to stop stressing Nigerians with their ineffective upgrade. They are not responding to mails, WhatsApp and their social media pages.

Who else is experiencing same please? I'm so angry right now!

IKEDC, stop stressing Nigerians please!!

Change the socket outlet. Use the one close to the distribution box or electrical pole, it should work

Biola67:
Shalaye

O n bi ẹ ninu?

Yuletide not Yeutide

Yule + tide
Yule: winter festival
Tide: A period of time

Yuletide: A period or season of winter festival

Wisdomkosi:
Meet First Nigerian Man To Graduate As A Virgin (Photos)


Mr Kelvin a.k.a Zedrock has graduated from Federal Polytechnic Oko Anambra State as a V!rgin.

Speaking with our correspondent, Zedrock who studied Estate management and valuation said it wasn't easy for him because a lot of ladies has stepped on my toes but staying true to himself is what he values most as valuer.


According to him, "I put myself first before any other things, I have had countless attempt from ladies trying to make me fall for them but I always back myself up with prayer and commitment."


He vowed to remain a virgin till he gets married.

Source : https://igberetvnews.com/1457601/meet-first-nigerian-man-graduate-virgin-photos/

No big deal, infact I did nysc as a virgin

FuckSilly:
Hypocrites
So tax collectors are evil doers, right?

Go Bible school, you no gree

Back then, tax collectors were sinners cos they were Jews who worked for the Romans, so this made them traitors

2. They were known to have a bad reputation, because they usually added some extra to the tax bill for themselves. They were usually corrupt.

No big deal...Jesus dine with tax collectors

SoNature:
Interesting to see states with no single drop of oil and bring nothing to the centre like Katsina, Borno, Kano, Oyo and Jigawa getting more from the centre than states with crude oil like Edo, Imo, Abia, Anambra and Ondo. Meanwhile, crude oil sales account for over 85% of federal government earnings. Niger Delta states have been scammed!

The oil belongs to all Nigerians. Its a privilege that its domicile in naija delta

nlfpmod:
https://techcrunch.com/2023/11/21/openai-says-sam-altman-to-return-as-ceo/?guccounter=1

They should allow him finish what he started

obembet:
Nigeria has been a peaceful country for many years until the emergence of Boko Haram insurgents which have threatened her unity and very existence till date.

So my dear Nairalanders, which state is most peaceful in Nigeria today


Edited: obembet

Oyo State....no drama

Bimpe29:
He was notable for uncovering mysterious occurrence

Yinka Ayefele used to work for him before he had an accident that claimed his legs

Coolsat:
Never heard of him

GenZ....you are sighted

Maks27:
a few days ago, I noticed a thin black line on right side of my iPhone XR's screen, and I also saw recently that the line is longer than before. I tried to take a screenshot, but it does not appear in the photo. I tried to restart the phone and had my software update, but it's still there. What seems to be the problem?
This problem started when I changed the charger could that be the issue

Rest the phone...e don serve you

codedgalaxy:
It's not normal cream.
The cream looks dried,
Comes out like particules.
Its not me o, just asking for a friend.

With this description...Na you

codedgalaxy:
Nlanders pls a quick question.
My guy straffed one "ent" yesterday.
He told me that normally the babe was sweet, but his concern now, is that during sex there were milky stuffs like "garri" coming out of her vj.
Pls what is this, is it okay?
and has anyone experiensed this before?

what is ent? The only ent I was taught in school is Eye, Nose and Throat