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stephenponti:
Good day to all.
I happened to be unfortunate in securing a decent job, I had an only alternative to run cab services with my Golf 3 having made unsuccessful effort to secure a newer car on higher purchase, for Uber / bolt ride sharing option.

Today 1:00pm I parked @ Adeniran Ogunsanya Street Surulere. The LASTMA swamp in in their tens with several towing van stood each on every car parked on the street, Until every vehicle on the street was hauled to their Iponri office towards costain.

I felt like i was been robbed at gun point, as i watched them insist that the car has to be towed instead of been driven, even after politely handing them the car key.

Zoom they left!

I sighed franticaly and heavily. Knowing that my worst fear in the line of the job just consumated. The thought of scounting for helps to sought out their exorbitant fee almost set my foot in dis-exuilibruim. Having been already burdened with deficient leverage to supply domestic demand @home.

I staggeringly strolled to their office and inquired from the desk officer, whats the fine for parking on the street. go and pay 75thousand he bluntly retorted. I simply sorted out a soft spot and sat to observe the situation as others besieged same office to retrieve their vehicles.

Few that have Ogas @the top restrieved their car almost same hour. I approached an officer trying to explain my financial predicament worsened by impouding the vehicle i solely depend on to put food on the table. he refered me to another, then to another, until I felt my marrow gasping for relief.

I felt for the first time why people take their life, or commit heinous crime, because the society seems to clamp down on persons engaging a legitimate ideal to earn a living.

7:15pm I have to think of where to hibernate till daybreak as the back seat that doubles as sofa bed has been confisticated. Most time i pass the night in the car if i fail to meet up with fair to fro Surulere-Ajah where i domicile.

Now i am consumed by the thought of how long the night will seem, because of the travail on how to bail my car. As for my state of mind now I only hope that Gods grace give me more succor.

So I thought, wish and pray that God send me an Angel by morning who will help plead my case. You may act in place of that Angel and help in any little way. just in case my typo is contorted just know it precipitated from a depressed thought.

Go there and beg them, if they refuse, start crying and create a scene

Make sure you do that close to their overall boss office window he will come out to your rescue

The dpo has set himself up

I trust this IGP, he knows what to do

Abuse of power ❗❗

Father's and daughter's love is very amazing

Mother's and son's love are the most fantastic of them all

If you love your man give same to his mum and you are covered

Thanks be to God

They are the lazy youths we are talking about

Agbaya man

As old as you are, you are still looking for your missing rib ❓

Idiot keep on manipulating yourself, na you go tire

Marriage is for matured minds

yinkus6750:
Police barracks all over the nation ate an eye sore.
Of what essence is Customs barracks? They ought to be at the entry points , not within the communities.

So where do you expect their families to be ❓

Exit point ❓

nbgt5r:
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Pls stop posting this rubbish here, they already knows where to get it

This is funny,

What is the essence of claiming the corpse when he will actually be buried in his father's house

apcdoncastnaija:
plz help, i need plugs for my car but am scared of buying the fake one because of my past experience with Ngk plugs. Tokumbo / belgium or new Plug which one is better to use

Tokunbo remains the best but how sure are you over the Tokunbo stuff

Get a reliable source of getting it

Though you can still get bosch original in Nigeria, be ready to pay the price, Google it

paul100:
Please,i need advice.Since i enter 100 level,i cannot read like i use to read in secondary sch.Anytime,i come back from lectures in the evening after my classes throughout the day,i sleep too much even after setting alarm to wake me,i still sleep till the next morning,and the morning is always covered with classes so i can't read in the morning and my exam are very close.please help me,no insult please

It's a sign of laziness

Run away from it

If you can get enough A's and B's from year one to third year,

You can get C's throughout your final year and still come out with good grades

Now us the time to hit your desired grade targets

Form the habit of constant reading, make friends with those that are committed to constant reading

Make friends with serious people and plan for your future

Any mistakes you do now will affect your life after graduation

You don't have any reason to be lazy at this stage, no need for that @ all

How can you be practicing a barbaric act in a foreign land ❓

Probably she is one of those that is married to a caring husband who knows the value of women

If she is among the women leaving home as early as 5am to go to Mile 12 Market or onyingbo market to buy food stuff and get back home before going to her own market where she sell those stuff and still pay school fees where as there is a ceremonial man at home

She won't put this write up

Disgrace of the highest order

Why should these older men indulge themselves into a disgraceful act like this

It's normal and expected in federal jobs especially military and paramilitary

He must have requested for it

So what will be the cost of setting the person up after spending all this amount ❓

Is better to go to fashion school abeg

ubunja:
yes. Yes. And yes.

Men need to make peace with female nature. Learn it. Get angry. Then decide. Do you love them as they are or do you walk away

Lol

Don't get it wrong

If you want to act on ladies behaviour, be prepared to be miserable

Just accept them the way you can and if you can't tolerate it, just ignore or look for another one

They are different but with similar attributes

If you remove a cat and bring in a dog, they are all domestic animals

Even at this, others will not learn

There is nothing different between them and their cows
The reason alike
Idiots

So police men now guides night clubs ❓

It's either this guy doesn't really know what he wants from a woman or his type of woman has not been born or modeled

Three days old baby for 300,000❓

So if the baby is seven days old, he will be sold for 700,000 ❓

Well to me, that's their business.

eyinjuege:
Why a surrogate? Nothing stops AS women from carrying babies.

No one says an AS woman should not carry pregnancy

The issue is giving birth to SS kids

truthsayer009:
Well OP is not married yet, that's why he needs a Wife like you, so you can channel the resources into profitable businesses

Lol
Funny you

That is it

That you are serving the public doesn't mean that you will open your mouth and start running it as if you are not trained on how to handle sensitive matters

Go to nkalagu and becalm when you get there

Ebonyi people are not really educated so don't speak English to them

That is it

Always watch what you say about people

Eyes are watching and ears are listening

GreatResearcher:
A research conducted by WWR on 18th April, 2019 shows that Nigerian women watch pornography three times more than their male couterparts.

This are the reasons

When men feel like having sex, they go for their girls and relieve themselves, but women don't have such previlage

Women gets turned on during their ovulation and once the urge is on they can calm it down through watching porn

Instead of a lady messing around with men she would rather watch porn and get satisfied

Sex is more open to men than women, so she might not discuss sex but will watch it while men will discuss sex than watching it

HubbyofaVirgin:
Hello Nairalanders,
Please am in serious need of help... I got married 3weeks ago to the love of my life and she's a virgin. We've been trying to have sex since we got married buh she keeps complaining of not being able to bear the pain. We've tried missionary style but it makes it harder for us... Doggy style helps a bit but as soon as am about to hit d jackpot, she cries in pain and jumps away.. Now am out of options.. Please anyone with useful information or advice ll be greatly appreciated...

NB.. I make sure there's pre-intimacy and she's wet before insertion and i also bought a lubricant to make it easier.. Lubricant dun wan finish sef and nothing never happen...

Matured advice and replies only.. Our future depends on it please.. Thanks in anticipation

Unless you have a big dick, she should have been getting use to it by now

You actually knows that she is a virgin and you went for it without considering this particular issue

Ask her how she wants it done that will make it less painful for her

For how long will she be in that state and sti expect to be pregnant

Making love yo her 2/3times a week will help to open the passage for her

Like I said earlier, if you have a big dick, then that is where the problem lyes

balosammy:
good afternoon great nairalanders

yesterday as I was relaxing jejely , my phone rang and it's my dad calling me ..I picked up and he said there is a good news for u and I was like money don come...then he spill out what makes my heart jump out of my bod, he said (YOUR JUNIOR BROTHER HAS IMPREGNATED A GIRL) ...I was so weak when I heard that ...mind u my junior brother is 22 while the girl is 18-19, he works where they pay him peanut and he preparing for school next year .... I was so surprised and very angry at same time, surprisingly the girl has been pregnant since three months ago and she didn't know. when her mother discovered this she just took the girl to my mum's shop and they discussed everything together. I didn't know thier outcome yet . though my dad said as a Christian family he can't allow abortion

am very confused ryt now I don't even know what to do because am just thinking of the boy's future ...won't this be an obstacle for his future ?

In life we learn from others and the less serious one's, want to be victims of such

If the girl can be courageous enough to keep the pregnancy until her mum detects it, let her have the baby

Your brother on his own part will suffer it too

Its either they marry themselves or they separate when the time comes

Until we Lear to be discipline and serious with our future, we will continue to make mistakes

Meaning he should give one of the cars to his brother because he is entering keke to work ❓

Unti we get some things right, there will always be issues

When the car owner was using his feet to go from on end to the other, no body borrowed him a car, now nmhe has enough cars and you want him to give one to his brother because he umis too big to enter keke ❓

Guy, get it right

If you want the good things of life, work for it.

All his four cars are for different purposes