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Na so. But you join install this monument of failure called bihari

Romanoff:
Lol. Na Grace o.

U welcome. Do you like the great outdoors and hiking?
Asking because I saw the background of ur pic
BTW, your suggestion worked. I'm on twitter right now

Xhuntra:
is it twitter u want to do or U want to fok?

World people, una no go rest sef!

Romanoff:
Just download puffin incognito browser.

You'd just need to be logging in each time to your account.

OK thanks. I like you pics by the way.

U must be a tough, independent lady.

Romanoff:
I am not using a VPN. I am using an incognito browser.

O boy! Give me link. I'm missing super important info on twitter.

Mention me on a dormant thread elsewhere and give me info pls

Romanoff:
We plenty we done defy am already.

Pls I needs to know how to do this. Which vpn can I use. I am missing out on vital info on twitter

Imbeciles

U need to go make noise and better quarrel for that branch o

Nozino:
What’s his contact?

Don't mind that clown.

This is what he means by barrister ikpeama. Or something similar. Hope you get the drift?

TalkTalkTwins:
My Monday's Experiences With The Unknown Gunmen
Since gun men no kill me today shaa, them no go get me again!

Lemme tell the story.
So I was on pc o, working on my new website when my friend said my gas had finished.
Oya now, local men never chop since morning, I've been stuck on the big screen.
I picked up my gas and boarded a bike, off to Orji flyover (the legendary one)
Immediately I dropped my legs from the bike, the first gun shot dropped.
Like these people were waiting for me
I shift back small, next another gun shot, then bike man is like his money? Inukwa?
I put hand inside my pocket to bring it out, another gun shot...
Na so we pick race.
Something wanted to climb my leg, I swear I dun know if it was a bike, Keke or car, I was not seeing again.
Na so we jump fence o...
I swear when I came back to look at how far I had gone, I was wondering how I flew that thing.
Me? My mother did not raise me with flying of fences

A dog was barking the owner was telling him to shut up...
Dog meat come dey hungry me.
Like who's this idiot who wants to kill me with barking?
I say make I follow another road, men wey dey there dey run back...
Obara Jesus

So babe was calling
In my mind like just find a way to tell my people I love them, cos if bullet no kill me, fear fit do am, or dog go bit my pimpim
I didn't even remember where I dropped my gas again, I turned back and to change direction and then I found myself inside somebody's house.
The man come dey give me Ted talk dey ask who dey shoot and how I never see something I dey run, another shot land uncle bend...
I begin dey laugh!
Like who asks for who's shooting before running?
Me that the spirit of journalism in had left already or another one?
Dun worry if I wasn't safe I won't be telling the story now...

Next we see na armored tanks, I come dey see myself where Police arrest me parade me as gunman tomorrow...
Me wey be victim with them o!

I saw one of my neighbour there too, she trekked from flyover with me without her wig and shoes...
I was running for my life and laughing!
Omo shaa I dunno about you, but I'm not 1% ready for another civil war!

https://web.facebook.com/Chimaizuobi/posts/1744899502567319?

Ok

Fooolishbuharri:
Lol baba Benz no be Nissan oh. Those cars are solid. I advise you use one before you bad mouth it and don't base your knowledge on some kazeem's verdict.

Buy a car with good history, change oil as at when due, give it what it requires and it WILL even outlast your Toyota clitoris which it most likely out performs too.

Savagery on another level

Toyota clitoris? Bros sorry for dem small

OfficialDJ:
you must think everyone here doesn’t have the means to take care of luxury

O
U get time dey answer that angrygoat ( what a moniker).
You have to drive a benz to understand what is embedded in it.

Baba God abeg pick your boy call,edakun

Waterysperm:
I was the first person to create this post yesterday as an eye witness but my fellow brothers nearly ate me raw. They called me a Fulani man and all sorts of names. Click on my moniker and you guys will see it. I saw four dead Fulani bodies and not two as reported by this news media. I couldn't take pics because I was driving and also terrified. With my Korokoro eyes, I saw a Soldier crying beside a dead body. And people want me to take pictures when they could easily use me to calm their frayed nerves because all the soldiers there from their appearance were Hausa/Fulanis.

Your news seem to report exclusively on the unknown gunmen.
All your post.

Rugaria:
This is exactly what he should have done since. They're all afraid of Buhari. I don't know why...

I don't know the kind of weaklings we have as governors. I wish it was me there. Bihari for feel me aswear

Rugaria:
Ortom is part of this problem! He's one of the most useless governors in this country. I'm even starting to think he works for the fulanis..How many times have this Agatu been attacked? Thousands of people dead in Benue and he's sitting there like a monument to inefficiency, doing nothing.. You mean you can't raise a hundred or two hundred very young and angry villagers and arm them with serious weapons? He will shout, cry and moan over the killings but will never lift a finger to stop it! The guy is unbelievable!

I weak. Aswear!
If na me, I for don raise a crack squad of dreadful men in the name of vigilante group, give them hilux in all the LGA and arm them with badass firearm. In the day time, they move around with shot guns at night, they move atound with AK 74 and other assault rifles. This is after I must have hurriedly pass a law via the state assembly backing the group.

coscj:
I'm still trying to figure out your point.

Aswear. Some mumble jumble of words signifying hot airs with no meaning

Hmm

We are tired of rhetorics and arm folding!

Everyone get ready and defend your self, a storm is coming.

Pls someone should give me the name of a free? Vpn to use o. These f00ls call presidency don't care about us

mbahdi:
Hmmm.
Don't be stupid and pained bro.
I only asked a question.no body knows tomorrow because you asked your brother to cook what he will also eat from.carry ur nobody knows tomorrow and shift abeg.whats bad in helping your struggling over stressed brother?
But sending him you hard earned money isn't curse and you and heeping it on your head.but cause it's now time for him to help you,it's now curse.may God help your confused state of mind sir.
But if I were to say it's my elder sister I mentioned you will say she's a woman and it means nothing right?
You still live under your parents that's why you don't know how had life is,or fending for those who supposed be fending for you.may God give you the grace to grow up

From the way you sound, I can discern that you are looking down on your bro. That you provide doesn't mean you should lord it over him.
I have an uncle ( my mom's younger bro). Whenever I travel to the village, I do stuffs ( financial) but i always give him his max respect and will continue even if i become dangote tomorrow.
Your story reminds me of one shared by my colleague.
There was this dude who graduated and there was no job. Soon his younger ones started overtaking him and before long, he was the butt of cruel jokes in his house and the mother even encouraged it.
Dude almost committed suicide as the emotional and psychological torture was too much.
He was dissuade from the suicide act by this my colleague. He invited him over to stay with him and before long, he got a biggggg job with exxon mobil.
Dude first salary was bomb. Bought a car and drove to his family house.
I wondered how the mum and siblings must have felt.
Op, don't compel your bro to go on errands for you. Let it come from him. If he doesn't do, no probs. He will not stay with you forever.
Don't brew a spirit of resentment in him pls.
This is coming from someone you can regard as a senior bros to your bros.

Children are precious gift

Ok

EKONGKING:
Just say RIP and move on.
Repenting and accepting Jesus now .Did it saved any christians from death.
Has not many born again christians or pious christians died just like that.
What makes accepting jesus special .Muslims ,Hindus,Buddists ,have their own heaven or hell .

Death is a must. Believing in Jesus doesn't mean you won't die, it means your future after your death is secured. This is not for all to believe.
To each, his own view

Vetsolo:
VPN you can make use of to surf Twitter

Are there any free reliable vpn? This ban on twitter just make me know say something called vpn they exist

Tjra:
Also, note that it will take a big deal of effort on my part to convince my current supervisors that I want to leave them for Abuja.

They actually would be heartbroken because they almost always recommend me for promotion over the other guys I met in the new department.

Makes me feel like I am about to betray them but the truth for me is Family first over job/career for me.

Abeg where Una take they see all these jobs.
Make Una helep Una fellow country man abeg

AsampeteNwaanyi:


the earlier my yoruba brothers realize that we're officially at war with terrorist buhari and his fulanian army the better for them.

You think gagging twitter is a coincidence?
it's all planned
buhari made that tweet knowing fully well that Nigerians will react and report the tweet
he also knew that Twitter will take down the tweet and that'll be an amazing opportunity to ban twitter (our voice to the world) because unlike Mark, Jack cares about our affairs.

I pity those mocking the igbos thinking they're safe.
he's facing the igbos because he knew that we're the toughest to take down therefore he's channelling all his might on SE leaving bokoharam and bandits
yesterday bandits killed 88 persons in the north but buhari don't care, he cares more of taking the igbos down.
he knew that Yorubas has many saboteurs among them that can easily be bought and sabotage whatever Yorubas are planning.
they're many on nairaland.

real Omoluabis wake up and smell the coffee.
you won't see any single security now but when Yorubas start fighting back you'll see them in full force.

I feel ashamed for southern Nigeria. They are hear shouting, praying and hoping someone will come and help them.
The jihadist in aso rock is trying to take out the east because they are the real opposition to their plan

FarahAideed:
Ladies and gentlemen this is the confirmation we have all been waiting for ..like every bad thing the life of Shekau has come to an end before us ...this is should be a motivation to know that one day too the satanic regime currently suffering NIGERIANs will also come to an end and we shall all be alive to see it

Still don't believe bro

plaindealer:
And when they stop sending cows to the SE for safety reasons, some useless and warped mentality ohaneze clowns go shout marginalization and attack on ibo people.


This is just too animalistic and barbaric.

You are quick to always jump up once it concerns the east.
During endsars protest in delta state, a truck ran into a lad and killed him. Two tucks were burnt immediately.
Was that one in the east too mekaboy?

I don't support jungle justice

Useless folks in government

Fulaniherdmens:
It’s a local snake... more or less venomous, doesn’t look like the deadly snakes Addar with fat stomach and short point tail.

Got features like a v thread

But their is no such thing as braided weapon?

Weavon