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Jokes Etc › Re: Who Knows The Name Of This Snake? by GorillaApp(m): 4:17pm On Jun 02, 2021
Fulaniherdmens:
It’s a local snake... more or less venomous, doesn’t look like the deadly snakes Addar with fat stomach and short point tail.
That's a braided weavon. Look closely
Education › Re: Senate Passes Bill Abolishing HND/BSc Dichotomy by GorillaApp(m): 12:55pm On Jun 02, 2021
Nice
Properties › Re: Do You Have Plumbing Experience? Pls Advice Me by GorillaApp(op): 10:10am On Jun 02, 2021
Thanks to stevyne and twinskenny. Was able to remove the plastic stuff blocking the drains.

Thanks guys for your help
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Applied For 188 Jobs On Linkedin, No One Clicked. I'm Done Searching! by GorillaApp(m): 10:00am On Jun 02, 2021
SegFault:
He called Alternating Current rubbish then still went ahead to do everything in his power to sabotage it, typical americans, useless brainless jingoists.
U dey vex o. The guy collect your something grin

I feel sad for Nikolai Tesla though. Edison cheated him till death. Even robbed him of a joint Nobel award. The cheeky basterd cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Applied For 188 Jobs On Linkedin, No One Clicked. I'm Done Searching! by GorillaApp(m): 9:46am On Jun 02, 2021
SegFault:
Thomas Edison was a bloody thief grin
Yeah. Smart thief too. He stole from Tesla. A brilliant contemporary of his.
Education › Re: SA University Students Mock Silly-Looking Laptops & Choose Free 150K Instead by GorillaApp(m): 9:19am On Jun 02, 2021
TMKsouth:
I'm not sure about Nigerian varsities.

In South Africa the government is issuing laptops because of the Covid lockdown. But even before then they got free data on their phones to assist with their studies and some educational sites zero-rated.
They should just auction this country to Switzerland and send all out politicians to Guantanamo bay.
One nice, rich gentleman should kukuma adopt me
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Applied For 188 Jobs On Linkedin, No One Clicked. I'm Done Searching! by GorillaApp(m): 9:05am On Jun 02, 2021
Prodigee:
Na 188 you do wey you dey lament!
O boy me sef no try o. I no sure say I dey apply reach 50 in a year.
I get hustle sha, just trying to change jobs.
This story don give me moral be that


@op, remember how many times Thomas Edison tried the light bulb experiment before he got light? Some say 1,000 others say 10,000. Either way, both figures are bigger than 188.
What if he had quitted at 188 huh
Crime › Re: Kenneth Amukamara: Imo Youth Leader Assassinated, House Burnt, Cars Vandalised by GorillaApp(m): 8:50am On Jun 02, 2021
Dduce0:
Hnmmm
Who else noticed individuals are now their latest target in recent days? May keep us all in this country
Politicians are using this state of mayhem to eliminate their opponents.
Hiding under UGM/army imbroglio
Sports › Re: Mike Tyson Slept With Prison Counselor To Reduce His Sentence by GorillaApp(m): 8:47am On Jun 02, 2021
odaniel1:
Aha a see cruise!
Yankee sweet no be lie. I just imagined her saying "... Lick it champ...."
She achieved what will be the fetish of thousands of women!
I dey tell you. Its just like Bill Clinton giving one unknown woman a head.

Or you nacking Naomi Campbell or some exotic bimbo
Sports › Re: Mike Tyson Slept With Prison Counselor To Reduce His Sentence by GorillaApp(m): 8:44am On Jun 02, 2021
foeedaba:
Mark Tyson is yet another black American celebrity that destroyed their career with wayward lifestyle and failed to reach the height he could have reached in his career.
Just imagine what I could do with 300 million cool
Nairaland General › Re: Snake Killed In My House by GorillaApp(m): 11:38am On Jun 01, 2021
Bmaster:
I can relate bro..

But this kind of snake is too venomous,
I don't think it's eatable grin
It is. Though I don't subscribe to it.
Firstly, remove the venom gland.
Ordinarily, if you drink venom, it won't harm you except you have a sore in your mouth. Venom is protein/enzyme( sounds funny right),
It can be destroyed by the gastric juice ( hydrochloric acid) in the stomach that digest food.
In Asia (china) people drink venom with hot drinks cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Snake Killed In My House by GorillaApp(m): 11:32am On Jun 01, 2021
ValCon888:
You guys just won the lottery. Go and thank your mum for her eagle eyes spotting this extremely fast creature before it went into hiding.
That's a juvenile black mamba.
By the size you can tell it hasn't grown into full adulthood. But the bite is just as deadly.

Check your environment carefully because I don't know why the deadliest snake in Africa wants to use your house as its home.
Not black mamba. We don't have mambas in this territories. They are in the southern parts of Africa.
That thing looks like an African bush cobra

If that's it, then that shit right there is death personified.
Properties › Re: Do You Have Plumbing Experience? Pls Advice Me by GorillaApp(op):
cool
Properties › Do You Have Plumbing Experience? Pls Advice Me by GorillaApp(op):
cool


Tnx
Nairaland General › Re: Help Needed On Getting Rid Of Snakes by GorillaApp(m): 8:19am On Jun 01, 2021
Faraday1997:
Please fellows help in giving any tips or ideas on how to get rid of snakes around the environments.

Here at where I work as a security guard is fully infected with lots of snakes and they are now on the move. Probably the mother have hatched her eggs and they're now on the move around the facilities. Mainly on daily basis I have been encountering and killing them.

But please if there is anything else I can do to help get rid of them please kindly share with me please.
One thing I can say. Most of those snakes are African forest cobra. Even a day old snake can kill you. They are equipped from birth with potent venom.
Tell the owner, get the place fumigated. If he refuses, then resign
Politics › Re: SAN, Others Berate Buhari Regime For Attack On Sowore by GorillaApp(m): 7:46am On Jun 01, 2021
linefyn:
What's lies about my post?
That quote doesnt mean there is a lie in your statement. It simply mean that the head wearing a crown is uneasy( troubled).
Politics › Re: SAN, Others Berate Buhari Regime For Attack On Sowore by GorillaApp(m): 7:07am On Jun 01, 2021
linefyn:
Do i sound as i'm joking? Just take a look at what's going on in this country: bandits:buhari; boko haram:buhari; esn:buhari; kidnapping:buhari;abduction:buhari.Everything you blame it on buhari.
Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

The Buck stops at the buck of the table of the president.

That's how it is.
Politics › Re: As Far As Boko Haram Is Concerned, Nigeria Safer Today Than 2015 - Garba Shehu by GorillaApp(m): 10:00am On May 31, 2021
How did I get to this country?
Crime › Re: Driving School Instructor Beating Up Female Learner – Video by GorillaApp(m): 9:57am On May 31, 2021
Really
Politics › Re: Sokoto Governor Inaugurates Medical Gas And Vacuum Plant In Akwa Ibom by GorillaApp(m): 9:56am On May 31, 2021
Noted

No one is talking about those killed in Benue
Politics › Re: Southern And Middlebelt Leaders Communiqué by GorillaApp(m): 9:55am On May 31, 2021
The forgot to mention those killed in Benue.

Nobody is talking about them

Op, source?
Politics › Re: Southern And Middlebelt Leaders Communiqué by GorillaApp(m): 9:55am On May 31, 2021
The forgot to mention those killed in Benue.

Nobody is talking about them
Christianity Etc › Re: The Sleep Paralysis I Had: Could This Be A Spirit Wife? by GorillaApp(m): 11:26am On May 30, 2021
networkgenuis:
Sleep paralysis happens when the part of your brain in charge of consciousness wakes up or sleeps before the part that’s in charge of movement. Sleep paralysis episodes are always characterized by hallucinations; this explains your weird experience. There’s nothing spiritual about it as far as I know.

Don’t let anyone take advantage of you by playing on your fears.
I'm glad you said as far as you know".
Trurth is, there are so many things we are unaware of in this life.
There are other dimensions that we are not privy to. Thats all I will say for now op
Christianity Etc › Re: More About Demons !!! by GorillaApp(m): 8:11pm On May 29, 2021
lasisi69:
Please, anyone on spirituality path should please, tell me how they operate and manipulate their preys !!! Don't ignore
Kindly elucidate on your question. Its vague.
What do you wanna know exactly
Sports › Re: Help,accessbet Just Scammed Me Of 1million by GorillaApp(m): 8:07pm On May 29, 2021
Krytdragon:
simply ask ur neighbour to check for u.
Its a bit complex bro. This is the one he played for himself. I now gave him cash to help me stake. I dey suspect say guyman don faint my cash as he refused to send my own copy.
I have posted the ticket up there
Romance › Re: Should I Still Continue With This Relationship? I'm really fed up. by GorillaApp(m): 5:00pm On May 29, 2021
maxwelltony:
i dont agree with your opinion.
You don't agree? Lol.
Let me spell it out for you. Dude has a wife.
Politics › Re: National Assembly Members In US To See Progress Of Work On Super Tucano Aircraft by GorillaApp(m): 11:00am On May 29, 2021
naptu2:
It's fantasy. Comic book stuff. It's the reason that I don't take arguments here seriously.


The United States Air Force began a COIN programme and the Super Tucano was the winner, but these people who read comic books, play video games and depend on Hollywood movies know better than the US Air Force.

They want aircraft carriers, reaper drones, F16s, nuclear weapons and all that and they will pay for it with comic books. One of them is now talking about drones, not knowing that we already have Wing Loong drones.

These people know more than the pilots that are actually flying combat missions in the North East (would you believe it).

I just look at all of these as entertainment. I read their comments and laugh.

Nuclear bombs in Borno grin
If you are referring to that toy Nigeria is branding as drone as something big, then we are in trouble mate
Politics › Re: National Assembly Members In US To See Progress Of Work On Super Tucano Aircraft by GorillaApp(m): 10:51am On May 29, 2021
Racoon:
Nice effort so far by the Buhari's government but let's step up to the F-I6 and other supersonic jets class. Tucanos can easily be shot down by surface to air missiles from BH terrorists
Seems naptu2 has become the mouth piece of the government.
One point of correction naptu2, the Fighter jets are not only used for fighting amongst jet planes ( also known as dog fight), they can be equipped with air to surface missiles in destroying enemies position on the ground.
You assumption that Fighters plane are too fast and hence unsuitable for boko haram operations is faulty too. If you understand how planes are weaponized and the ranges of their weaponry, you will understand that some bombs/rockets are guided and some have heat seeking capabilities. So it doesn't matter how fast the fighter is going, it will always deliver its payload.
Llke raccoon rightly mentioned, this tucano can easily be shoot out of the sky like a sitting duck.
Not all of us are dunce when it comes to matters like these.
The best weapons in my opinion, in this situations are drones. They are silent ( can stay high above, hovering silently to deliver its payload) and they are unmanned. The only set back is that the American versions are damn expensive! Chinese versions may not be so efficient.

Btw what are those f00ls doing there wasting our scarce resources?

A pic of the reaper drone. Dey for just add the word grim to the reaper make e complete cheesy

Literature › Re: Pyrates Confraternity: Soyinka At Nathaniel Oyelola's Burial (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 10:18am On May 29, 2021
AustineE1:
The topic says Pyrate 'confraternity',I wonder why this people above me are shouting 'cultism',is it that some people cannot comprehend or is it ignorance of the highest order.
Merriam Webster dictionary defines confraternity as a society devoted to a religious or a charitable cause.
I certainly know from information available to all, that the pyrate confraternity is a charity organization,made up of like minds with the goal of creating an egalitarian society where the strong protects the weak and men are weighed by the strength of their character and not by the colour of their skins,religion or ethnicity. Little wonder why they are highly revered in and outside Nigeria for notable achievements in humanitarian activities and social reengineering.
I guess if this isn't a noble society of men,they likes of Prof Wole Soyinka and hundreds of notable men who associates with this group,could have dissociated for preservation of their reputation and image.
You are right but they are probably viewing it from the angle that PC gave birth to the other violent cults we have today. This is also a fact
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Dies After He Was Bitten By A Snake Sent By An Unknown Person by GorillaApp(m): 1:22pm On May 28, 2021
That is a viper. Very deadly thing
.He didn't treat himself..
Viper are not that aggressive like cobra. They are ambush snakes. They tend to lie in wait for their prey
Literature › Re: POETS And Poetry Lovers,check Out This Poem Titled "The Wanting". by GorillaApp(m): 1:16pm On May 28, 2021
I like it. Deep

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