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viviangist4:
source https://www.facebook.com/iamdavidohknmusic/photos/a.131031997097434.1073741828.129734277227206/435777556622875/?type=3&theater

now man u b davido.God strengthen ur husling...

stephenduru:
People can do all sorts of crazy things in Lagos.The man above was pictured defecating this morning on the popular Third Mainland Bridge in Lagos.

Despite people passing and taking a look at him,he was not ashamed of himself.

I tink d man brain need AZ oil.

seunfunmi33:
I have a girlfriend I have dated for 5 years. I'm the very sexually active type but I don't make love to her often because I want to keep her in good shape till when we will get married. So I do visit brothel to satisfy my sexual desire which she is unaware of because of the little distance between us.

I decided to stop patronizing prostitutes and have an extra tyre (gf). So I got one living in my street.

The new girlfriend does not disturb my relationship with my long time girlfriend. She loves sex more than food and am happy I met my type. I started having issues with my main girlfriend and broke up with her to stay with someone that lives in my street and ready to give me sex daily.

She always want it raw saying she is under medication. But she got pregnant 6 months into our relationship. My family forced me to accept the pregnancy and marry her because am the only child of my parent.

She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy last 2 months and I have never made attempt to make love to her. Though she is doing well in her business and doesn't disturb me financially but she keeps deleting her calls and chats which am not comfortable with. Though she has got good character but am afraid she will cheat on me because of her love for sex.

Nairalanders pls help me out so I won't regret this decision I was forced to take

I tink d nsure here is dat jst sit her down and av sum conversation wit her.

Aminat508:
Source:http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2015/10/80-year-old-woman-arrested-in-edo-for.html?m=1

person grandmother b dis oooh.

adepiero:
I used to think all my friend knew was to shoot a gun and obey orders until yesterday when he did this.

In a romantic way never witnessed before at Ikeja city mall, my Tunde, a Nigerian Air Force soldier, went on his knees at Seven Eagles Spur Restaurant at Ikeja City Mall in Lagos, holding a ring, and asked his sweetheart Ayo, who is a lawyer, in front of the filled up restaurant if she wanted to marry him.

The proposal happened on Sunday, 18 October, 2015, at 7 pm. I went to watch a movie and then later to get a snack when I caught a glimpse of my friend and his girlfriend now fiancée.

Salimonu Babatunde, his full name, had asked restaurant staff to sing for him because he wanted to announce something special.

As he went on his knees with the entire restaurant watching and clapping, Ayo began to shed tears of joy. She said YES.

Below are the pictures

congratulation 2 dem. I wish dem a successful marriage....

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/detectives-foil-bank-robbery-in-ondo/

Picture credit: http://newtelegraphonline.com/tunnel-leading-to-bank-premises-discovered-in-akure/

hmmmmM! Na wa 4 dem...

gistparrot:
Hahahaha! Ok seriously, I need honesty here. On your traditional wedding day, your wife’s ex pulls this dollar spreading stunt in front of you, what will you do?


> http://www.mokgist.com/if-your-wifes-ex-did-this-on-your-wedding-day-what-will-you-do/

dancing iyanu abacha...more.

Oooops:
Please someone should help me. My dog is dying. His stools is very black and he is vomiting something i think its blood. He isn't eating nor drinking. I've taking him to the veteran doctors severally who keep saying nothing is wrong, they say we should keep giving him antibiotics which we have been doing but yet he isn't getting better... Am tired.
By the way he's an Essential dog! (or what is the spelling again)
pls dog lovers help!!


CC: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Help save my dog!

call yoluba pple 4 hlp... Or if u can't reach dem I can hlp u out. They av beer palour oposit ma hood. I can hlp u contact dem 2 hlp u...

kadree:
http://www.punchng.com/news/200635/

hmmmmM! Na wa ooh. Dos pple wor 5nish nigeria oooh. No wonder citizen's keep on complaining dia is no money. God u av blessed nigeria wit gud natural resources but we d innocent nigerian's we don't deserve evil pple as leader's. Tank GOD goodluck regime is ova, if not nigeria 4 don lost

vivianblog1:
Caption
A perfect fun Sunday

sources



https://instagram.com/p/8_FcnOxvrJ/?taken-by=rudeboypsquare

hmmmmmmM! Bt if I may ask I don't tink dis shudt be news 2 us @ all. Evribody can av a swim ncludn mama P and JONNA....

ceometromedia:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-9sNCVpo132Y/ViOhe2JgWWI/AAAAAAAG_28/PwULQmZpTgI/s1600/unnamed.png[/img]


The presidential media aide didn't say what the report was about...

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/10/photo-mrs-saraki-presents-report-to-mrs.html

ok. Ooh

Umartins1:
You fit enter this bus?

I go enta join dem open dsame EYE....

adesegun121:
To reply this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/2656648/ladies-respect-these-kind-men

i feel like creating this today.. And i want to know the mind of my guys on nairaland..

For me ooo i dislike anybody that smokes.. Either man or woman..

So my question now do you respect ladies that smoke??

Note: the federal ministry of health warns that smokers are liable to die young...
cc.

wat is she smokin?

360frolic:
Very strange you may think but I'm sure he really wanted to make the occasion memorable for himself and his friends.

Would you have this type of hair cut?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dCGRGc5DMho/ViHrLrfV_7I/AAAAAAAABuQ/6_vhoQQbNaI/s320/IMG_20151016_070139.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-sARj2B7en0o/ViHrMc8MZoI/AAAAAAAABuY/CueRGxzP--k/s320/IMG_20151016_065135.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-KEgFTBfGs8g/ViHrNMEwDmI/AAAAAAAABuc/k3rmzuy2jcw/s320/IMG_20151016_065129.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GWcr9sx48oU/ViHrQxxoB9I/AAAAAAAABuo/CUnNM1ZSvnI/s320/IMG_20151016_065806.jpg

http://www.edificationinfo.com/2015/10/photos-see-hair-cut-this-nysc-member.html

Asawana boys We Rr eva ready. Abeg carry go, I dey feel ur swarg jare, congrat man. I reali miss my NYSC days 2013/2014 batch A. It's well.

kode12:
Its classified Mr. Its way above your paygrade

frm ur memory head disk pls display ur answer...

kode12:
Choii,after 2 abi 3kids this woman still look like sweet 16.God abeg make my wife like this,make her body dey turn me and blind my eye from other girls in Jesus name. Waking up to such a beautiful creature by your side is a sure way to start a good day. With this kind woman nothing person fit do you to make you vex.You'll just think about her and start smilling like person dem deyno remote.

pls ooh, if I may ask wat tribe and how old Rr yu?

ketekete:
Omotola was pictured at Knorr event dancing with students . The event was attended by over 3000 students.. Guess the kind of music she was digging to?.. that dance move looks like Etigi ooo.. Hahaha

https://i2.wp.com/ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Check-out-this-photo-of-Omotola-Jalade-Ekeinde-dancing-at-knorr-event.png

Source: https://instagram.com/p/88Ro_1m0GL/?taken-by=realomosexy

hmmmmM. I don't even know y am here slf.

omenka:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/16/%E2%80%98dear-baba%E2%80%99-jonathan-writes-obasanjo-seeks-blessing-new-foundation


Lalasticlala, I dey laff oo!!!

oga Jona baba wana see u guys n JAIL....

klem93:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/191672-%E2%80%8Endlea-arrests-man-with-108-atm-cards.html

cards 4 sell....

FlirtyKaren:
This just happened minutes ago at Delta Mall, Warri. How romantic! Nigerian men are becoming so creative with proposals lately.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/another-nigerian-guy-proposes-to-his.html

my kitchen is available ncase of anibody who wama propse also....

Towncrier247:
At the ongoing Felabration last night, Fela’s Black-American lover, Sandra Izsadore (former Sandra Smith) took the stage in an unusual manner when she joined Newben Afrobeat Band from Chile and Femi Anikulapo-Kuti to perform her song with Fela, ‘Upside’.

The Chilean Afrobeat band, with their sonorous voices and energetic Fela like movements publicly described why they loved Fela and all he stood for, worship the late Aba Mi Ede like true subjects. Fela's son, Femi Kuti thereby also led the band to pay homage to Fela Anikulapo-Kuti with burning candles.

This band is not alone in its worship of the legend, as Femi explained that there are people around the world who have dedicated their lives to worship his late father Fela.

See photos below...

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/10/photos-see-people-that-travelled-all.html

9ice 1 frm dem...

sauceny:
Earlier on Laura ikeji posted about her sister acquiring a new mansion,but never revealed the location...well,here it is with a caption

That moment you realize that Mike Adenuga is ur neighbor,Dantata is ur neighbor,you are surrounded by billionaires you used to hear about on Tv as a child,Haaaa unimaginable feeling.Banana island isn't ready for my noise.Dear Banana island,we here!!!

Linda ikeji is really balling



https://instagram.com/p/844dBVsfTI/

jst 1 room she will sleep abi. Anyway congratulation 2 her.

247frolicboss:
The wife of former President Goodluck Jonathan, Dame Patience Jonathan,on a condolence visit to the family of late Diepreye Alamieyeseigha on Tuesday where she described the dead of the former governor of Bayelsa state as shocking and untimely and later bursts into tears as she spots Alamieyeseigha’s wife .

Patience Jonathan at the Port Harcourt residence of late Diepreye Alamieyeseigha said :

“We are in shock and our hearts are full of pains, though we cannot question God. We are saying goodbye. May your soul rest in peace, Amen,”she wrote in the condolence register.



The wife of former President Goodluck Jonathan always loves bringing dramas anytime she appears in the public, it could be recalled when the Chibok girls reportedly went missing she organised a press conference which later became a caricature of her as ” there is God oh” but this is unconnected to that but to death

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/10/photo-patience-jonathan-weeps-at.html

dats is mama P 4 u. I missed u so much but otuoke need u more.

Davidsylva:
The Governor who is said to climb to gain attention, today again climbed a caterpillar. The grassroots governor wore the "stylish" attire during the inspection of ongoing projects to mark his first one year in office.

http://coolestchris..com.ng/2015/10/the-climbing-governor-fayose-climbs.html

9ice 1 there. D 1 love by all.

OboloMAN:
Barely 24 hours after the Rivers State Police Command foiled a Bank Robbery in a new generation bank(Diamond Bank) in port harcourt.
https://www.nairaland.com/2666350/police-foil-port-harcourt-bank

The Police command recorded another success story by rescuing the Kidnapped General Manager of dolphins football club, Mr.Joe Johnson, who was kidnapped on 11/10/2015

Read Official police report below

RESCUE OF A KIDNAPPING VICTIMS:
On 15/10/2015 at about 17:25 hour in an uncomplicated building at Ubima, Ikwerre LGA, police operatives safely rescued Mr. Joe Johnson, the General Manager of Dolphins Football Club, Port Harcourt. The victim was kidnapped on Sunday 11/10/2015 at 0817 hours between Omagwa and Aluu while on his way to Port Harcourt Airport. His kidnappers escaped with gunshot wounds while a short cut to size gun was recovered at the scene. Efforts is on to arrest the fleeing suspected kidnappers.

http://naijalabel..com.ng/2015/10/police-rescues-kidnapped-dolphins-fc.html

Lalasticlala another Success story From rivers state Police Command

tank GOD 4 his life. Can sum 1 pls xplain d last pix 4 me

Bobbystanley:
Three Female Students of Igbinedion University Okada were reported dead by 8pm on Wednesday 14th October, after it was reported that the hit a tree while driving towards the University permanent site from the neighbouring community. Three of them died at the spot.

They were identified as Vivian, a 400level law student.
Ezinne a 200L petroleum Engineering student and
Oghenetega a 200L nursing student.

May their souls rest in peace.

hmmmmM. Wat a great lost 2 dia family. May their soul R.I.P.

Katastrofy:
The First Photo is wike showing amaechi the election result of PDP in 2011.

Pic source :http://newmail-ng.com/probe-me-if-you-can-amaechi-dares-wike/

dat politics 4 u. Wike is jst wastn his time....

hummerwise:
the reaction on the brides face says it all...
But the question really is who is at fault?

a) the groom: for getting carried away

b) the side chick: maybe she chose the wrong time to show she knows how to dance

c) the bride: perhaps she's abit too shy to show what her mama gave her, that someone else had to take her place

GUYS WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK


Cc lalasticala

dis is wat afrikan's know's hw 2 do best... Women wit jealousy culture.

GurlFriend:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-JFzTIOlgmHI/Vh_bTNjgvZI/AAAAAAAANgM/u6HZzfuAiis/s1600/Helenpaul.jpg[/img]

Popular comedienne and OAP Helen Paul has taken to social media to set the records straight on her alleged frosty relationship with A-list comedian Ali Baba.

Recall that Ali Baba posted about 'backstabbers' on his Instagram handle, and since then speculation has been rife as to whom he was referring to in his post, with the many fingers pointing to Helen Paul.

She shared this on her Instagram page:

[img]http://2.bp..com/-mP77AnzwihE/Vh_avjJ6ILI/AAAAAAAANgE/jDlLBIiQaSI/s400/Helenpaul.JPG[/img]
credits: http://websta.me/p/1096337958818897472_1173297902

She wrote:

"I have watched with mixed feelings, ranging from bewilderment at first, to amazement, and now utter amusement, as some mischief makers have tried to create a non-existent frosty relationship between me and my father and mentor in the industry, Ali Baba. It all started with my jabs at a show - something we all as comedians throw at each other every now and then. All done for laughs - nothing personal. Ali Baba is someone I respect a lot and it will be foolhardy for anyone to think that I was 'insulting' him at that event. I am like a daughter to him and I am sure if he has any issues with me, he would, as an elder and a father, talk to me personally about it. The account and scenario described in his post allegedly referring to me did not even happen to or involve me. It amuses me how people easily read between imaginary lines so that they, like Don King, can promote battles, lol."



Nigerians una hear? Stop promoting fights like Don King. Lol


Source: http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/helen-paul-clears-air-on-alleged-feud.html

ok oooh. They shud continuel....

contactmorak:
A 15-year-old boy identified as Yusuf Saleh has been arrested by the Zamfara state police command after he disguised as a girl and sneaked into the girls’ dormitory at the Federal College of Education (Technical) Gusau, Zamfara State.


According to Daily Trust, Yusuf had sneaked into the hostel about 6am today so that he can catch a glimpse of the unclothedness of the female students while they were bathing in an open place. Fortunately he was discovered by one of the female students.

His discovery threw the school into pandemonium as the students thought he was a Boko Haram member who was there to attack them.

President of the Student Union Government of the college, Maryam Ibrahim, said Yusuf was seen wearing a wrapper, Hijab and a headscarf, adding that one of her colleagues who was able to reveal his real identity drew the attention of other students and he was quickly caught and handed over to the college security personnel. When interrogated, Yusuf said he dressed as a female so he can avoid being denied access to the hostel. He said he was just there to see how the hostel looked like.

The state Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Sanusi Amiru confirmed the incident and said investigations is ongoing and that the suspect would be charged to court soon.
http://www.splendormag.com/2015/10/photo-15yr-old-boy-disguises-as-girl.html

lolz dis remind's me of big mama movie by martin lawrence. Dis guy wor see sumtin

stephenduru:
Almost everything Dr. Chris Ngige did today at his ministerial screening was to take a ‘bow and go’.

With many of his former colleagues sitting in the upper chamber, ministerial nominee, Ngige was given a pass.

See photos of him laughing hard before leaving the Senate today.

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/10/see-photos-of-chris-ngige-laughing-hard.html

old men wit old swarg....

sigiyaya:

lolz