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Dumb mofo

Gay means being happy or joyous.
Fanny used to be a a popular girls'name till society equated it to vagina..
Same with Pussycat.. now we can't use Pussy anymore to describe cat
Infact it got so bad that.. the James Bond movie "Octopussy" almost had name change when they wanted to release 50 years box collection.
Dick was a good boy's name.. we all know how that name has gone extinct..

Rick9:
On the 1st of October in Benin Ologbo the border between Edo and Delta, a tanker fell down and spilled fuel, so many of the residents of the community went to scoop fuel but for some unexplainable reasons there was a spark and an explosion occured and many of the residents were burnt beyond recognition.

The explosion also affected some travellers along that routes, lives were lost.

Last Sunday I was on my way to church and I saw people gathering together I didn't even know what was happening, but something prompted me to ask and I did, the response I got was that a tanker spilled fuel on the ground and the driver jumped out. I was stunned, I could now observed why motorists were made to pass one lane only.

Now this is also happening in Lagos State

Everyone be prayerful, these are dark times.

You'll never see lagosians scoop fuel like they do in other backwards impoverished states

99thEnemy:


People no go pack fuel as usual?


Barbecue and charcoal averted

This is Surulere, Lagos . A more enlightened part of the country.

Omojox:
Hi guys, I want to get an Honda accord 2008 model or so, Nigerian used that is still in a good condition, how much are we look at at realistically in 2023? Because everything is going up now. Thank you

Around 2.3-2.4mil

Hedonisco:
Lol. So what will they do? What did they do to ptrevent or even condemn Hamas from looking for trouble.

You don't know Israel. They can't be pacified. They can't be reasoned with. They can't be placated. They cannot be appealed to. They will. No. They SHALL exact a thousand-fold revenge. And I love them for that.

The anti-Israel Muslim world tends to be impetuously forgetful. They would get a brain reset this time. That I boldly assure you.

That's the reason why they slacked today.
That arrogance.. the belief they can just roll into Gaza or West Bank and murder Palestinians....
Hamas will rally with other armed Islamic Groups in the area and keep attacking Israel..

There's a lot of low quality fuel being sold now..
It's very light.. almost like water and evaporates like the wind.
Change your filling station. Or look out for stations with more commercial buses.. and buy there

We await your next fixtures

Any Scandinavian country is fine by me.
Liechtenstein is also great .
Luxembourg too

Goodman2023:
They don't shoot them in china, it will be a waste of bullet...they simply hang them

They shoot in China.
And the family of the executed gets to pay for the bullet.

weslay:
The driver don buy market. This just went from a simple traffic violation case to a life changing manslaughter case.

And the policeman?
What charges are applicable to him?
slowpoke

enemyofprogress:
Make NLC no gree o. Strike is the answer. I wan rest from work abeg

Were y'all expecting the strike to commence?
Don't y'all know NLC uses strike to cashout?
Haven't y'all goten the program?
NLC complains
FG ignores
NLC threatens strike
FG ignores
NLC mobilizes.
FG calls meeting
NLC ignores till last minute
FG negotiates half hearted.
Ghana must go bags exchanged
NLC reconsiders FG"s offer and calls of strike .


Rinse and Repeat.
It's a tried and tested formula that works brilliantly in Nigeria.

Do you know why ENDSARS was effective.
The people rose as one, no politicans, no NLC
It was powerful and loud. The government felt it. They quickly pushed NLC to join them and the movement died.

The only way to make this Govt listen is to reenact that ENDSARS spirit.. nothing less.. no NLC no TUC no trade union can do it. They're all political tools for the govt.

Were y'all expecting the strike to commence?
Don't y'all know NLC uses strike to cashout?
Haven't y'all goten the program?
NLC complains
FG ignores
NLC threatens strike
FG ignores
NLC mobilizes.
FG calls meeting
NLC ignores till last minute
FG negotiates half hearted.
Ghana must go bags exchanged
NLC reconsiders FG"s offer and calls of strike .


Rinse and Repeat.
It's a tried and tested formula that works brilliantly in Nigeria.

Do you know why ENDSARS was effective.
The people rose as one, no politicans, no NLC
It was powerful and loud. The government felt it. They quickly pushed NLC to join them and the movement died.

The only way to make this Govt listen is to reenact that ENDSARS spirit.. nothing less.. no NLC no TUC no trade union can do it. They're all political tools for the govt.

Where in Lagos can I repair my PS4?
it's a software issue..
Showing..
Cannot load PS4..

Oyindamolah:
*NIGERIA IS FACING SERIOUS SECURITY CHALLENGES, SO IF YOU MUST DO AN INTER - STATE TRAVEL, PLS NOTE THE FOLLOWING:*

1. Schedule it between 9am to 3pm. Don't leave too early and don't be caught in the late hours.

2. Remove titles from your phone contacts. Example: Hon, Alhaji, Chief, Inspector, and military ranks in general and do not displace your ID card.

3. While driving, focus on the road and ensure that every 5-7 minutes, there is traffic on the returning lane.

4. Try not to exceed 100km per hour so you can make your judgements timely. It will also help you look out for traps and appreciate the terrain.

5. If you can, please don't use tinted sheets on your car. It passes a message to bandits and criminal elements that you are a VIP or uniformed man/woman.

6. Make sure you always have a spare tyre, plug and fuel pump in your car. Don't ignore this.

7. Even if you are not the one driving, put your phone away and keep your eyes on the road to help driver identify approaching threat.

8. Moving in a convoy has proven not to intimidate criminal elements. Bandits took on an 8-car convoy along Kaduna-Abuja sometimes back.

9. If you must stop to buy food article or ease yourself, it is advisable to take that break at a town or village.

10. Dress down decently while travelling. Avoid clothes, shoes, watches, and other jewelry that make you look more affluent than others. Criminals are very perceptive, and they know how to quickly single you out.

11. Keep to the main roads and avoid lonely dark areas.

12. Let someone know your movements.

13. Always remain LOW PROFILE.

These are safety tips. They will help tremendously, though cannot guarantee total protection from these elements.
Message by the DEPARTMENT OF FORCE INTELLIGENCE, *DFI*
*#COPIED*

The bolded are very true.
Just don't drive and loose all senses.
You're driving and there's no cars coming the other lane and you keep driving.. some people are so lost in their world..

That tinted glasses has good and bad side .
Bad side is. When the bad boys are on the road.. they can't tell who's in the vehicle..
They may decide to spray the vehicle.. just to be safe..

Foodhome23:
Initial gra gra, finally it will be call off on Monday night as usual.

Your wisdom is not of this world

chokekachy:
^{•State NLC, TUC chapters mobilise workers to shut down economy
•We are ready for troublemakers —Lagos police}


https://tribuneonlineng.com/labour-leaders-tell-nigerians-stock-food-at-home-strike-will-be-total/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2DWhNU1ZKqcGErw2o4So0kUCYf8QkGhlIKfhubVzjXLVnLSEK5XsaX33A#Echobox=1696057090

Other states can join the strike
But that Lagos?
They will never join any industrial action .
You want them to embarrass and disgrace their Master at the top?
Just wait till Monday.. you'll see LASG issuing directives to civil servants to resume work on Tuesday even tho we all are suffering about maladministration of the country.. Lagos will still stand with the FG rather than the masses and the gullible workers will follow suit

BoldBrainz:
Didn't know nairaland still had people with this measure of intelligence.

Last time I made a similar inference on a subject related to the basis of this thread, a few persons labeled me a twisted conspiracy theorist.

Diseases, pestilences, wars, inflationary indices, negative economies, are all creations of a select few who are keen on devising means of cutting down world population. It's the reason why first world countries deliberately foist bad leaders on third world countries. Any country that is lucky enough to have a leader that will want to work towards self-sufficiency is antagonised and the said leader assassinated. Gaddafi of Libya, Yaradua of Nigeria, etc.

Nations are deliberately impoverished so the populations without the means can simply die off. HIV/AIDS was not potent enough to kill Africans, so they kept experimenting. Ebola was created and brought to our shores, we all know the story. Covid ended up killing them more than the intended targets, Africans. So they hurriedly found a cure. Most wild fires in the US and Canada are not natural disasters, and some very objective minds know this.

So far, the most potent tool of population reduction amongst the black race has been hunger and they keep using it. And instead of us finding ways to work together and beat the odds, we're busy fighting ourselves with religion and tribal sentiments, same ideologies they have planted in us to push for chaos.

I have to quote you on this..
You are very correct.
COVID-19 was created specifically to kill Black people or peeps with black dominant genes..
They've been able to map out our genomes courtesy of the numerous aids and vaccines they give to Africa for free..
COVID-19 backfired so badly. It boomeranged on them, killing them in the tens of millions.. I doubt if africa suffered up to 50k deaths.
Bill Gates even had a Freudian slip.. commenting on the expected death toll in Africa. They were expecting to see dead bodies in the millions littered across Black Africa .
The virus mutated to delta, omicron and kept killing until they were forced to bring out the real vaccine to halt the murder .
Now they're back in the lab fine-tuning the virus.
God pass them.

Zupay:
Some go add Friday join, resuming work on Monday.

Monday is also public holiday..
So from Wednesday to Tuesday. A week

Nice2023:
This guy is gone...he will never come back again.

Is either he is poisoned or they will kill him just like the three other that have been killed.

He'll be executed shortly afterwards..
Reason? ESCAPE ATTEMPT

Filling up the tank just to keep the fuel pump cool is bunkum.. keeping your tank 1/4 is more than sufficient..
Resting hand on gear lever will cause it to malfunction and degrade? That's a load of bull.
Hand brake while parking lsn't a must as long as the surface is level . On an incline. Use the hand brake first.
Ignoring warning lights.. yes. That's a no no.
Overloading is also a NoNo if it can be avoided.


All this epistle cos you wanna sell windscreen protector..

N950/kg

“Therefore, it is better the government assists the masses by paying subsidy. From our records, in the United States, the super product or petrol is sold around $3.9, which is close to about N3,000/litre.


US stations sell in gallons not litres..
That's $4 per gallon
$1 per litre
N950 per litre

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
I do not think so at all that the mistake was from your bvn and check if you're bvn and number or gender is male or female. They are making a lot of mistake these days I just saw somebody which was complaining they put the wrong name but correct picture on his nin card. I think the mistakes are deliberate

It is very deliberate..
Corrections in this part of the world cost money.
The more errors.. the more money.

jesusjnr2020:
What Has The Incessant Leaks Of Sex And Nude Videos Taught Us?

It's the same people who encourage you to make nude or sex videos of yourself that will later ridicule you for doing what they wanted and also use it against you.

They don't care about you one single bit. All they were after is to gratify the lusts and carnal cravings of their flesh. They may even offer to pay for it, but once they've gotten what they wanted from you, they would exploit you to the last and make you pay dearly for doing their bidding.

That's the same way they pushed Kim Kardashian to make sex videos of herself, but that still wasn't enough for them. Many years later, after she had regreted her actions and thought she had moved on from it, as she was now happily married and had given birth to several kids, they still wanted to use it against her. They made her weep profusely when her 5 year old son stumbled upon an ad made of her sex-video while he was playing a video game online.

She was very upset and swore to bring them down using every possible means at her disposal, however truth is that there's not much she could do to stop them from using it against her in the future, because it was now out of her hands.

Such is the consequence those who make such videos have to face in the their lifetime and beyond, that even if they genuinely repented of such deeds, they will still find it almost impossible to move on from it, since their acts have been recorded and can be replayed many years later, even after they were dead.

That's the kind of trap Satan is setting for many today, especially ladies, which he hopes to use to keep them in perpetual bondage.

He uses such to hold them captive, so even when they were truly willing to come out of such lifestyle, that will make it harder and more complicated for them, as he could still be using it against them and to mislead many, even after they'd repented and were long gone and departed from this world.

That's why you should never make fall into his trap and make such videos even if you were still a sinner, because [b]it could still come back to hunt you in the future even when you've turned a new leaf.

It bad enough to be committing sexual sins and immorality, but why complicate matters for yourself by recording such acts?

Even married couples were not exempted from these warnings, because despite being married, the devil could still find a means to leak their nude/sex videos or photos if they made them. Hence why they should avoid such at all costs, so they wouldn't find themselves in an unwarranted situation where they'd be filled with regrets and now have to start explaining themselves.

So be wise.

God bless.

In other words, women aren't responsible for their own actions but the society and of course. The Devil.. abi?

You lot sicken me..
Chidinma stabs and kills her lover in an apartment.. oh no . She didn't mean to Jill him. It was in self defense..
A young girl murders her new baby.. oh dear. She must be going thru postpartum.. the society is to be blamed.. not her
Madam burns househelp with iron.. next thing. The help was rude or stealing meat inside pot.
Always having justification and excuses

esiomghedr:
NIN Correction and Modification of wrong Date of Birth ( DoB ) , lpe error, Passport, Change of phone number, Signature , details not validate and Change of Names .

Call or WhatsApp Dr Paul 0ficial on - O 9 O 6 5 4 1 O 3 5 7 , for Assistance on wrong Date of birth DOB , change of Names and other NIN issues for corrections .

Stop resurrecting old and dead NIN threads

For God's sake.. decentralize the godamn grid.
Why must everything be centralized?

olatade:
This corporation has become more of a revenue generating agency than a safety compliance organisation. Their mission is to book motorists only without necessarily stopping the offences. I think their whims and caprices in generating revenue to their office have explicitly defeated their purpose of existence. They are now a nausea on our roads, a danger every driver fears. There is no justification for their continued existence presently as portrayed.


Rest in peace sir

Many Agencies in Nigeria have left their core mandates in which they were created to be chasing Revenue.. LASBCA of Lagos is a typical example.

Lama70:
This arrogant man has a poor sense of history. Has he forgotten the story of Oba Adeniran Adeyemi (1) and what transpired between him and a certain high ranking government official during the days of Western region?

It was reported that the government official visited and hosted Oyo traditional council to a meeting. During the meeting he told the said Alaafin to stand up and greet him and the king felt insulted. He thereafter cast a spell on the high-ranking government official which eventually led to his death. I have read that story several times. Maybe Obasanjo doesn't know, or he feels he's too powerful.

May history not repeat itself with him in Oyo state .

Bode Thomas

victorVIC1:
Hahaha. I can personally relate with this topic. I just sold my car as I'm about to relocate. For the past one week, the neighbours have been asking what's up with my car. I just dey code them say e dey with mechanic.

They will understand with time

You will understand in time as well

pauldrninmc:
NIN Correction and Modification of wrong Date of Birth ( DoB ) , lpe error , Passport, Change of phone number, Signature , details not validate and Change of Names .

Call or WhatsApp Dr Paul 0ficial on - O 9 O 6 5 4 1 O 3 5 7 , for Assistance on Date of birth DOB and change of Names and other NIN issues modification .

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You're just digging up old posts about NINC/NIN to fuel your own side hustle..
Damn 🙄

yommen:
Pessimists always think of negative side of things Is this an FG project?

If you read well. You'll see the property was built by LASG and handed over to the Nigeria Railway Corporation.. which is owned by the FG.
Have you been to any Railways Quarters of recent? You'll know they're terrible when it comes to staff quarters. Only the police is worst.
You just open mouth wa.. like a dingbat.