₦airaland Forum

You're on your own..
Emergency Medical Services is a joke in this country..

Jewessgratitud3:
You wan come press charges for the girl? cos I no understand this one you're just going on and on.

Ngwa sue the group na. Biko, korkor leave me hand na her wahalur be that.

Don't you understand their type?
They want to stylishly absolve the girl of any wrongdoing and place the blame squarely on the boy/man that impregnated her..the girl came out boldly and advertised her status.. herself. .. they will twist and turn everything..
That's their way.

Botragelad:
How can the navy destroy 15,775 litres of crude oil without causing a massive environmental disaster? That's a lot of oil to just dump into the sea or burn off. Surely, they would have to find a way to safely dispose of it or return it to the rightful owners.

How can they estimate the value of the products to be N13,251,000? That's a very precise number for something that depends on the market price and the quality of the oil. How did they measure the quantity and the grade of the oil? Did they have a lab on board or did they just guess?

According to them, the wooden boat was intercepted about 12 nautical miles off the coast when they also say that the base will intensify surveillance within the axis? That's a huge distance to cover with a wooden boat. How did they track and intercept it? Did they have a radar or a satellite or did they just spot it with their eyes?

They claim the base is committed to stamp out the menace of COT and other crimes when they also say that they received intel on illegal bunkering within the axis? That means they already knew that there was a problem and they didn't do anything about it until now. How effective is their surveillance and intelligence?

This statement is a load of rubbish that doesn't add up. It sounds like the navy is trying to cover up their incompetence or corruption by making up a story that doesn't match the facts.

Too much shalaye.
They know all about the oil bunkering and what not
The NN is notorious for partnering with oil thieves in the Niger Delta region.
They're also known for burning the vessels with cargo when deals go bad.

Mine used to point..
Now he's more of talk and do.

vikstandon:
Shut up! Yet you want Nigeria to be good.
You are part of Nigeria's problem.

So y'all I'm a fool for spitting out the sad reality of the country we live in?
You think Nigeria can be fixed by the actions of a few "patriotic" citizens?
You-all rush to condemn my words as foolish yet y'all live in this cesspool called a country..
Has your patriotism lifted us out?
How about your sense of duty?
Go to NIS and lecture them on that..
While at it. Head over to the Customs and say a word or two.. perhaps the NPF?
The country is irremediable broken, only a dreamer would think otherwise.
What's so patriotic about Martin"s action?
Would that stop the next batch of fake appointments not to roll out?
Like I said earlier, once he's fired y'all start a GoFundMe account for him and his family..
For his patriotism..
Patriotic to a country that doesn't give two bleeps about u
Idiots

Some things are not worth fighting for.
Are they paying their salaries from your pocket?
Are you the one doing their duties?
Others saw and looked away .
You saw and wanted to be a patriot..
So they can applaud you and give you special award for diligence?
Nigeria has gone to the dogs .
No one respects patriotism .

NOA
FIITA
FIIRO
NBS
NIPOST

The only way passport processing can be seamless is to remove the human element as much as possible.
Log in to the NIS platform.
Register a profile.
Fill the required form
Submit all required documents
Pay via Remita
Wait for an appointment date for capturing
Print your acknowledgment slip and proceed to the nearest processing center.
Capture and expect your passport via courier in about 4-6 weeks..

Doesn't that sound nice but no.. the corruption won't allow them do that.. rather they prefer the choking miasma of people to flood and overflow at the NIS passport offices in order to create a chaotic frustrating atmosphere that encourages corruption..

Go and collect your ghana must go.
Call off the strike midnight tonight.
Rinse and repeat in three months time

I no talk am?

Bobloco:
What happened to our “world's largest rice pyramids,” made with a million bags of rice, by the last Administration

What happened to the CBN anchors borrowers programme

What happens to the local rice farmers?
The ones govt banned foreign rice for?
The ones that produce low quality rice that's more expensive than imported rice.
Isn't this a failure of the rice ban?
You banned imported rice to make locally processed ones thrive. They failed to deliver and made rice over 60k per 50kg. Something that was 9k several years back.

Omooba77:
One day as I was driving on Third Mainland Bridge with my wife and ask her, where do these miscreants come from, are they spirits? If your car breakdown, in 3 minutes they we surface........

Under the bridge..
Please and please,
For no reason should you stop on 3MB to fix your car..
If it's still movable. Drive it till you get to either Adekunle or Oworonsoki..
Only in emergency cases like severe overheating should you stop the car .
Those people rob, maim and even kill.

sotwaredef:
I am writing to share a cautionary tale about my recent experience with Chinozo G.O Merchants Limited and its proprietor, Chinonzo, whose contact numbers include +234903380638, +2349034100449, and +2348173341689. This warning extends to their branch office located at "Jesus is the Lord Block 18 Shop 18, Aguiyi Irons Int'l Trade Centre (Paramo), Ladipo, Mushin, Lagos," as well as their head office situated at "Jesus the Light of Salvation Block 20 Shop 7, Aguiyi Irons Int'l Trade Centre (Paramo), Ladipo, Mushin, Lagos."

Recently, I purchased a Lexus 350 gear from Chinozo G.O Merchants Limited at the price of 960,000. Unfortunately, the gear turned out to be defective, and the situation escalated when I discovered that Chinonzo had packaged and sold it to me despite being aware of the issues.

I engaged Mr. Emmanuel, a trusted engineer, to assess the situation, only to find that Chinozo G.O Merchants Limited's unethical practices extend to colluding with professionals in the field. Even at Ladipo, where trust is paramount, it appears that one cannot be too careful. Trust no one and always go there with different engineers.

Despite the gear coming with a warranty, Chinozo refused to honor it. When I requested a replacement, he declined and insisted I pay an additional 500,000 for the replacement, even within the warranty period. His sweet talk and saintly demeanor quickly vanished, revealing a less scrupulous side.

I write this message as a warning to the public—be cautious when dealing with Chinozo G.O Merchants Limited and its proprietor, Chinonzo. Do not trust their promises, and approach any transaction with them at your own risk. My aim is to prevent others from facing the difficulties I encountered.

Please share this message within your networks to protect fellow community members from potential scams and unscrupulous practices associated with Chinozo G.O Merchants Limited.

Thank you for your attention.

Best regards ooo.

Isn't it Igbo?

Rise of the Machines...

bassdow:
would suggest taking it to landLord association.

and if nothing is done, make a case at nearest police station (so iit's documented), and if still nothing gets done, try to own more of such birds e.g if your neigbour own 3, make yours at least 7, that way, all of una go follow c-r-a-z-e together while the neiigbourHood go enjoy una werey. You could even add 2 Pigs, and always ensure they are very hungry before feeding them. I trust pigs, their own noise when hungry go make that your neigbour's own look like child's play.
And should anyone complain, suggest they take it to the landLord's association. if and when landLord association calls you, no matter what they say or how responsible they try to make you see things, your only response should be - since the mosque, churches, animal rearers, etc are allowed to ply their trade, yours shouldn't be any different and if they want to put an end to it, you would be among the very last to stop.

Best advice you can get..
Contact the CDA, if they refuse.
Meet with the police and get a statement from them.
Go to the Local govt office and officially lodge a complaint.
They will take it up from there.
Ministry of Environment won't do much.
They'll consider animal noise as natural in this part of the world..
Eg. A continuous barking dog .

Welz:
go and do your lasdri and Hackney if you don't want vio trouble

So without LASDRI I can't register for Uber?

I'm trying to register for Uber driver and this is how far I've got.
Do I need a LASDRI card?
I'm driving personal car..

[quote author=BigDawsNet post=126791950]Yes, very possible... we have issue with collecting Passport faster because we have large number of people planning to japa...

In the US.. People don't line up from the Passport office to the express because they are waiting for Passport... some Americans don't even know the process of collecting a passport... so they have low turn up population requesting for passport... so that means.. it will be easy for the few dat need it

Also the US states has multiple passport office in just one states across the US... not like ours with one passport office for 1 states unlike lagos with 2[/quote]

Lagos has four
1. Ikoyi
2. Alausa
3. Festac (not sure if it's still functional)
4. Ikeja

ican2020:
What of money saved from subsidy removal

Which subsidy removal?
Anything pertaining to that is voice mail.
Looted with impunity.
Is there anything like accountability?
Does anyone know what's going on in this govt?
Obasanjo introduced road tax on every little of petrol bought to sustain the tolls on federal roads.. the tolls were dismantled but the tax is still being quietly generated and looted.. no one is talking.

Anyone expecting a change from APC is living in denial.

Cleaning up loose ends

LagosG:
They will never ever tag this guy a terrorist. They will use words like mass shooter or just shooter like say we no know the dictionary meaning of terrorism. They will avoid the word like a plague because as far as their mind control propaganda machine is concerned only Muslims and Arabs can be terrorists.


They use their narrative to brainwash most people. Check Hollywood movies from the 1920s the bad guys are either Arab or Russian or any Soviet ally. E get why. Like I said before, na America Devil dey stay.

You're correct..
This is a perfect example of a terrorist but you'll never hear them use it.
Had it been it was an Arab guy ... Forget it. They will cry it to thee high heavens..
See as they're already dropping excuses to his mental health.. he's mentally challenged abi? You know he's kolo. You treated him for two weeks and released him into society?
Like you said above..
Mentally challenged man will aim and drop 22 peeps and wound others and still manage to escape?
Let the evil they support consume them whole.

Bobloco:
the same judgement handed down by the PEPC is exactly what is read out today by Justice Okoro

Were you expecting a different result?

PrimeWatermark:
Requires 1unit to pump a 2000L Geepee Tank to its fill, with a submersible pump (Ikeja Electric).

Height matters..

Fuel comes from one source.
Regardless of the dealer
Yes. The fuel supplied nowadays is contaminated.
Burns faster.
How do you expect them to make money if the fuel burns at normal rate?
Less visits to the station means lesser revenue for them

Shut up and get lost.
Has the money finished already?
You want more?

Those pics are several years old..
Totally different bank robbery

QBCD454:
Because of its isolation, Cuba struggled to export its sugar, and more importantly it struggled to grow and import enough staple foods to feed its people. As a result Cuba entered a period of acute food scarcities, called the Special Period. Hunger became widespread and Cubans lost approximately one third of the calorie intake from their diet.

The rise of urban farming
The food crisis meant that Cuba had to transform its agricultural system. Since oil was now extremely scarce, farms could no longer run their tractors or transport their produce, and so agriculture had to become more small-scale and local. With no chemical fertilizers or pesticides available, food production became organic by default.

Every available piece of land had to be used, and people began planting food on balconies, backyards, parking lots and empty lots. The government supported this movement by making it legal and free to use unused public land for agriculture

why doesnt Nigeria do that

Nigeria isn't a nation.
We are selfish, greedy, nepotistic and clannish.
All those attributes can't grow a nation.
Hence it can't work here in Nigeria

Someone like that.
Recruit him
Rehabilitate him
Train him
And then
Make him repair guns for the Armed Forces..
We just love wasting talents in this country..
Other countries will arrest then hire cyber tech guys to protect their own data.. use their talents for themselves..
Here we just destroy..
Have they asked him how he got his knowledge? His talent? His skill?

Noooo. Just to arrest and throw in jail.

SeeWahala:
They should have left it closed down.

By the time their vehicles break down and they can't source cheaper parts they will import new oem ones or be stealing it from other parked working vehicles in yards or on the streets.

You're just ignorant..
You think Ladipo is the only spare parts market in Lagos?
This is the kind of arrogance that gets you kicked out of every country you fester in..
Always believing your hype.

We've been shouting to the rooftops..
BRT drivers are no better than Danfo drivers..
Very ill-mannered and uncouth.. whisky, gin and smokes is their Hallmark..
They need to be retrained or sacked enmasse.

Yorubafather:
Both Yoruba and Fulani can't survive without the Great Igbos

That's why igbos are littered all over the country.. like bed bugs.. economic migrants.. more than half the population found outside their enclave.. can only prosper in other regions except theirs .
All hail the "great' eboes

Rucheen:
'She didn't complain and she didn't cry'

What's the inference of this statement

Meaning it wasn't her first rodeo