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Christianity EtcRe: Next Time You See Someone Speaking In Tongues In Church, Slap Them by ijawkid(m): 2:56pm On May 09, 2012
Tongue means language....

A known language.....

Not just some rubbish...

E get 1 pastor wey get church for d back of my house...
Anytime he speaks in tongues its always d same pattern of rubbish in-cohorent words..

Why are all tongues today following d same pattern??its as if they a scripted....

joe boy...I believe ur's too would so much sound like there's I bet.....

The man always says these words """popopopopopopopotatatatatatatatatatattatatatatararararaarararara"""

What do those words meanhuh??
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Name Of God Almighty? by ijawkid(m): 2:45pm On May 09, 2012
It is d trinity teaching that has caused all these confusions...

How can the word or title LORD be commensurate to Gods name (Yahweh) if not for biased translators and false christianity...huh

Why not just fix in the original tetragramatton d way it is in d hebrew scriptures which in english is (Yahweh)huh

Why remove d name and replace it with LORD or GOD even when it was never like that in d original manuscriptshuh

Many today exclaim ""halleluyah"" and don't even understand what it means..

If u ask some they tell u is praise d LORD..

But in truth it is praise Yah or Yahweh even as d word rightly is spelt...

Jesus came to sanctify that name Yahweh and here are christians today running away from d name all because they want to worship Jesus and give him exclusive devotion..
Christianity EtcRe: Complete Good News! by ijawkid(m): 2:22pm On May 09, 2012
@ola...

When did easter start being d same thing with d passoverhuh

Eh make ona tell me....

Easter(eostre) a goddess is now what christians cling to...

Yahweh instigated passover u guys wit ur pagan inclined hearts changed it or made it commensurate to easter a pagan celebration...

No wonder atheists are becoming atheists d more
Christianity EtcRe: Next Time You See Someone Speaking In Tongues In Church, Slap Them by ijawkid(m): 2:12pm On May 09, 2012
Buzugee I have explained this same things over and over again....

I was battling this issue out with 1 nlander yesterday....
I asked the boy to please come to my village or any other interior village that speaks a different language from his,and let him come speak in there tongue to them just as d apostles did....!

Today all they speak in is gibberish....full time gibberish!!!

I believe I've had these discussion with joe sometime ago too...

My cousin who attends winners recently narrated to me how he had to pass through a holy ghost class b4 he was allowed to be baptized..
He said in that class u must speak in tongues b4 ur qualified for baptism(I wonder where they got that analogy from)..
He 1st of all told d pastor in charge there was no way he could speak in tongues..but d pastor told him if u dnt speak in tongues no baptism for u...
So my cousin having seen the other gullible baptism candidates speaking in ""shintararabaababababagoggogogogoogogogogogpopopopopopololololohahaahahahadadadadadadadabobobobobobob"" he resorted to doing d same altho knowing he was saying rubbish...
He said after knowingly uttering d rubbish which he invented d pastor shook his hands and told him he had passed d test,that he is now filled with d holy spirit...
And b4 d speaking look @ d exact words d pastor told him ""do not speak in english or in ur local dialect,just say mixed words and then d holy spirit will take over from there""

If I dey lie make d prosperity churches come kill me ooooo..

Its all gibberish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: What If God Fails To Forbid Bad Thing? by ijawkid(m): 11:11pm On May 08, 2012
U said it all bro...

In as much as we serve God we need to anticipate disasters so as not to be swept by it suddenly....

Not leaving our flanks open just as u said and thinking God should always miraculously save us in this imperfect world...

Imagine a pastor who tells his followers that a real servant of God shouldn't get sick,but he himself( the pastor) recieves check up from doctors abroad,lives in a very clean furnished apartment(not in ajegule were mosquitoes live),drinks clean water all d time(not pure water bought on d road),eats d best of foods because he has d cash to afford it...

While his members suffer so bad....

9ja needs to wake up!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Speaking In Tongues Medical Study Proves Holy Spirit Praying by ijawkid(m): 8:30pm On May 08, 2012
hisblud: This is really interesting. I pointed out the scientific reason of talking in tongues and no one wants to discuss about the research especially the "anti-tonguers". Some ijawkid stated that 1 cor 13 stated that tongues have faded? is he right, i believe it has been taken out of context.


If we accept that tongues have ceased and according to ijawkid's reasoning, tongues were necessary for evangelism ONLY. Therefore it follows that from verse 8 above which is ; it follows that there is no more need for evangelism grin grin

reading in context, from vs 10 to 13; it follows that unless the PERFECT (completeness) which can only come when Christ Jesus returns, until then we have not reached perfection. Thus tongues must infact continue even beyond our time and era. wink
Christianity EtcRe: Speaking In Tongues Medical Study Proves Holy Spirit Praying by ijawkid(m): 8:29pm On May 08, 2012
hisblud: This is really interesting. I pointed out the scientific reason of talking in tongues and no one wants to discuss about the research especially the "anti-tonguers". Some ijawkid stated that 1 cor 13 stated that tongues have faded? is he right, i believe it has been taken out of context.


If we accept that tongues have ceased and according to ijawkid's reasoning, tongues were necessary for evangelism ONLY. Therefore it follows that from verse 8 above which is ; it follows that there is no more need for evangelism grin grin

reading in context, from vs 10 to 13; it follows that unless the PERFECT (completeness) which can only come when Christ Jesus returns, until then we have not reached perfection. Thus tongues must infact continue even beyond our time and era. wink
Oboy u can keep speaking in d rubbish u speak...e no concern me....bible don talk him own....

How would it take u guys to realize that d modern day speaking in tongues is a scam...

I have relatives who all speak in tongues but yet they lead immoral lives and cheat in exams...

Our politicians too when they go to church or pray also pray in tongues....

Its all scam my freind...

A pastor who is so money loving and materialistic too speaks in tongues...


D holy spirit is holy and is not disorderly and aimless....

Like I said earlier come to interior villages and speak in tongues to benefit natives who don't understand either english or ur native dialect,so that they can hear about God in there own language


As for todays speaking in tongues its all scam!!scam!!!scam!!!!!!!!

Sooner or later u'll know
Christianity EtcRe: Speaking In Tongues Medical Study Proves Holy Spirit Praying by ijawkid(m): 1:40pm On May 08, 2012
Even logic boy understands d bible better than professed christians.....

@logic boy......shake my hands joor...

I'v asked them to come to interior villages to preach in d local dialects and make there so called speaking in tongues useful..

Rather than stayin @ home blabbing over nothing......

In 1 corinthians chapter 13 paul helps us see that the ability to speak in tongues will fade away when its purpose its served...

And it has infact faded...because d rubbish I hear many speak attests to that
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ Must Have Been Terrorist by ijawkid(m): 1:32pm On May 08, 2012
grafikii: I guess asking them to buy a sword was also a parable.
And did they buy swords??

Did any apostle buy swordshuh??

Why can't u people think and act like educated persons!huh?

If Jesus instructed his apostles to literally pick up swords and then they didn't...and even the Jesus himself never touched or picked up a sword doesn't that tell u he meant something else??

Think my bro!!!!

D same Jesus said he that kills buy d sword dies by it...

Jesus most times employed d use of hyperboles and parables to drive home his message in d simplest form.....
Christianity EtcRe: Speaking In Tongues Medical Study Proves Holy Spirit Praying by ijawkid(m): 8:30am On May 08, 2012
Na ona sabi....

I believe in d speaking in tongues that d early christians did but not these rubbish people are speaking today....


D holy spirit is orderly not dis -organized as many persons wuld want to make us feel...becos that's what recent profesSed speakers of tongue are conveying to there listeners.....

I have told u guys a million times what these persons say all in d name of struggling to speak in tongues...
I wrote down d rubbish I hear everyday from churches...

If that is speaking in tongues then I culd as well just go play with a 2yr old child learning how to talk...

its nt about just edifying ur self @ home,its to edify others and preach with it..

Because d main reason y d ability to speak in various tongues were given to d apostles was to preach to people of d nations who weren't jews.....

Like I told d poster and all those thinking they are speaking in tongues,come to interior villages in ijaw areas,itshekiri,tivs,isoko,calabari,ikwere,yoruba,hausa,ogoni,patani, and speak in there tongues to benefit them....

That is when I will confirm d usefullness of ur ability as u claim to speak in tongues...

The villages need to hear the truth about Gods word from d bible in there own local dialects...they need speakers of tongues there....make urself useful...

Till then ur speaking nothing and gibberish...
Christianity EtcRe: A World Without Religion...better Or Not? by ijawkid(m): 8:16am On May 08, 2012
Logic boy ur still on this thinghuh


Wait until atheists produce weapons enough to kill all of us,radiations enough to give us cancers and tumors....

I believe u'll love that...

Like I asked u...

D catholics got involved in crusades,wars and slave trades....

Did they learn that from Jesushuh

Did Jesus practice thathuh

Did Jesus ever take part in conflicts of any kind??


If d catholics won't obey Jesus commands and follow his footsteps then they are not christians...

Please always remember that...

Catholics are not d model for christianity...
Jesus and his apostles are....

They were quiet,non violent,they died as matrys,never got involved in politics of this world,never for once supported or engaged in warfares...

People who claim to be christians today who engage in all of that are not christians...

They are presumpteous bigots who always want to use religion as a means to oppress others...
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ Must Have Been Terrorist by ijawkid(m): 8:06am On May 08, 2012
grafikii: Parable! What else would you call it, abeg find another lie.
If its nt a parable then what is it??

I told u read from d 1st verse....


If it wasn't a parable Jesus and his disciples would have instigated a crusade against those who never believed he was king and Gods son....

But what happenedhuh

It was even d jews who killed Jesus and persecuted his apostles in which some died as matrys..

U guys are just looking for trouble just like d pharisees....

Jesus says a parable u guys read it literally...

I believe it was Jesus who said if our eye is stumbling us we shuld cut it off so as not to be destroyed with it...

Some fools will wana take those verses literally and think Jesus was in support of d sharia law where wrongdoers are mamed....
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ Must Have Been Terrorist by ijawkid(m): 11:11pm On May 07, 2012
Musketto....

Did Jesus condemn drinking wine??

Ofcus u know what Jesus detested...

DRUNKENNESS!!!!

Jesus wasn't a hypocrite like d pharisees...

He knew where to strike a balance.....
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ Must Have Been Terrorist by ijawkid(m): 11:00pm On May 07, 2012
@ptolemues...
Can't u see from johns statement that d pharisees were d hypocriteshuh?

Jesus ate with them but never got involved in gluttony...d pharisees were always opposers who would want to stain Jesus's reputation...

Jesus was never a drunkard and u knw that....

Jesus spent time wit sincere hearted repentant persons than with d foolish pharisees who taught they knew it all....

Jesus wasn't an anti social,he was not a recluse,but @ d same time he knew why he came to d earth...

To do his Fathers will and preach d goodnews...

He got to every1....

Those persons Jesus preached to changed there bad ways,while d pharisees are being prepared for destruction...
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ Must Have Been Terrorist by ijawkid(m): 10:43pm On May 07, 2012
Poster....

That was a parable Jesus was giving.....

Didn't u read from d 1st verse to this verse ur quoting huh?

Even if 1 wants to feel that Jesus was encouraging a literal slaying of his enemies thru his disciples ,did it happenhuh

Jesus never for once lifted up any weapon till he went back to heaven....
Neither did his apostles or d early christians take part in. Any c
onflict or
Warfare......

Read from the 1st verse and get the sense of the discussion and parables Jesus was dishing out
Christianity EtcRe: Speaking In Tongues Medical Study Proves Holy Spirit Praying by ijawkid(m): 10:16pm On May 07, 2012
Dnt ever call d holy spirit....u received no holy spirit...

So the holy spirit makes u say
Shintarababababababababbabapopopopopopopopopopshishishishishishsitatatatatatatataatattayayayayayayayyayayayayayayayayabababababababababababababaabbapopopopopopopopo!!!

Rubbish!!!!

Do u actually know what speaking in tongues is??

U forget speaking in tongues is meant and is a tool for preaching to unbelievers......

Why are u speaking it in secret if its nt actually rubbish!!!huh?

Please travel down to some interior bushy villages of which u knw notin about there language and speak in there local dialects then I'll know d holy spirit is working in u...

Till then ur speaking in no tongues but in gibberish....

U think this is d way d apostles spoke in tongues.....huh?

Come to my village and preach in my ijaw dialect then I'll confirm ur tongues speaking...
Christianity EtcRe: 500 Naira And 1000 Naira Prayers. by ijawkid(m): 6:28pm On May 07, 2012
Madness!!!

Recently in warri I was stroling on a sunday afternoon when the CAN president pastor oritsejafor passed with a convoy of armed men,mobile police men,while he himself was in a limo...

Then a gullible follower of his who was also on d road said """LOOK at my DADDY passing by""

Nigerians are fools...

And d guy was trekking seriously,and not dressed as good as his daddy....

Suffering seriously but praising and worshipping his daddy....

Cretins!!
Christianity EtcRe: Sickness: Not An Act Of God! · Pastor Chris by ijawkid(m): 6:22pm On May 07, 2012
Joe and goshen wetin dey happen??

Ona wan turn to messi and christiano ronaldohuhlol

What's d beef herehuh

@goshen....what's ur point??
Christianity EtcRe: Speaking In Tongues Medical Study Proves Holy Spirit Praying by ijawkid(m): 5:52pm On May 07, 2012
Its rubbish bro...


If I may ask u what have u personally accomplished by speaking in repeated in-coherent word like a kindergaton child learning how to talk....
Is that speaking in tongueshuh

When d apostles spoke in tongues many learnt d truth about God and his son because they heard those words in there own language....

And so speaking in tongues sped up d rate @ which many embraced christianity who weren't jews and who now could here words in there own languages...

What are u accomplishong wit ur speaking in gibberish todayhuh?


Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just making noise and disturbing da peace of sane people......

I guess u learnt how to speak in tongues too @ poster..
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo Fails To Appear In Court For Slapping A Young Lady by ijawkid(m): 5:07pm On May 07, 2012
I'm tired of nigeria and nigerians...

Many gullible persons are quoting Jesus when he flogged robbers out of d temple and also d example of ananais and sapphira....

They forget that in both cases both d apostle and Jesus were dealing with a theft scenario...

Infact Jesus action was to fulfill a bible prophecy that was written down in psalms applying to him to prove he was d messiah....
And it was a case of him wiping robbers who never had respect for Gods house..
Jesus never employed any physical pattern to chase away demons from demonised persons nor did he employ d use of whips to cast out demons.

But in oyedepo's case d difference is clear!!!..

1.....He was dealing with a young girl who wasn't a thief...a girl dat Jesus would put on his lap and teach about his Father,and how we all should imitate Kids if we want to make d kingdom of God..
Rather oyedepo slapped d hell out of a
D young girl,and condemned her to hell...(No sympathy shown)..

2...In oyedepo's case he was suppose to cast out a demon not flog it....

3....He is an arrogant,proud man...totally different from who Jesus was....

4...Oyedepo has so many thieves in his church including himself...he needs to slap himself and all d politicians draining 9ja that attend his church....
**Robbers are to be slapped not demon
Possessed persons**..!!!.
Hope all winners apologists understand those words in asterikshuh

My advice to oyedepo:::: if Jesus was around here on earth oyedepo himself would have been amongst d set of robbers Jesus would have flogged out of his Fathers house..why?

Because oyedepo is a full time peddler of Gods word.....
He Gets so rich from milking gullible persons dry all in d name of preachin and delivering...

Jesus would have flogged d hell out of him not just once but continously until he goes back to a vocational job and work to make a real living....

Rubbish!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Speaking In Tongues Medical Study Proves Holy Spirit Praying by ijawkid(m): 12:03pm On May 07, 2012
D apostles accomplished d preaching work with speaking in known tongues(different known languages) to people of all d nations...


What are recent professed speaking in tongues christians accomplishing with there'shuh??other than sayin in-cohorent words and gibberish that are of no benefit to d listener....

Its all trash today....there's no need for speaking in tongues again.....

All my freinds who speak in tongues today learnt it in a school...

Does 1 learn how to speak in tongueshuh?

Rubbish!!
Christianity EtcRe: When They Saw The Star by ijawkid(m): 5:39pm On May 06, 2012
@musketoo....The truth is d star d wise magi or knorr cube men saw wasn't from God....

It was satan who used dat star to lead d maggi men to where Jesus was born....


OlaaaAaaaaaa how far??how today??

Like ur update....
Christianity EtcRe: A 2-hour Exposition On Tithing And Debate With A Nigerian Tithe Preacher by ijawkid(m): 7:36am On May 06, 2012
Now many are coming to realize this things....

But its unfortunate that only individuals will understand these truths....

When will an organised church teach ""no tithing principle""huh

Its gonna be hard....

I think I'll give the Jehovahs witnesses a very big hand shake in this area of christianity...

They are one christian organisation that has never tithed,preached tithing or paid tithes since they began because theyv always known it stopped with d nation of isreal....theyv always being against it..

I just wonder how they do it...

I think others shuld imitate them...
Christianity EtcRe: Deeper Life Pastor Arrested In New York For Swindling 80 Yr Old $1.8 Million by ijawkid(m): 6:59am On May 06, 2012
Na wa o...

@ least the theft was Çarried out nt under a church facade....
D pastor is just a thief...

How's he gonna handle thishuh

Isn't he paid salary by his church??
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is This Angel??? by ijawkid(op): 12:23am On May 05, 2012
Logic Mind: ask your omnipresent god. he has the best answer.
Yeye boy....lol

I'm waiting for my people....
Christianity EtcWho Is This Angel??? by ijawkid(op): 11:04pm On May 04, 2012
Who could this angel be that is seen in revelations binding up satan with chains and putting him in an abyss and sealing it for a thousand yearshuh

Revelation 20:1-3 gives us that story...


I'm still wondering which angel could have that power to chain satan,d original serpenthuh

My nairalanders to be sincere in my thinking that angel should be Jesus....

Because I don't see any other angel vested with d kind of power that can conquer d devil except Jesus d only begotten son of God...


Can I get ur views my peoplehuh?
Christianity EtcRe: The Godhead by ijawkid(m): 1:33pm On May 04, 2012
OLAADEGBU: Instead of going on this vicious cycle why don't you answer my question? I ask again, was Jesus Christ created, did He have a beginning?
Yes he had a beginning...

He was created....

But 1st thing/person to be beggoten or created.....
Christianity EtcRe: A World Without Religion...better Or Not? by ijawkid(m): 1:28pm On May 04, 2012
logicboy: As usual, you always bring wrong arguments.


1) Holy war is supported in the bible. Christians like you dont read the bible.

2) You claim that all the bad things done by christians (eg slavery, genocide, burning witched) are done because they are fake christians. However;
a) Slavery, genocide of unbelievers and burning witches are all supported in the bible
b) It is also simple to counter-claim that all the good things done by christians were not done because they were christians but human beings


2) Most scientists are atheists. You claim that the mobile phones that scientists creates gives us cancer. No, mobile phens have a very littl chance of giving people cancer. Furthermore, why dont you mention the benefits of the mobile phone? Is it because you cant dial God's number as he doesnt exist. What about other things that scientists have done for you? medicine? Aeroplanes etc.
I am christian remember??

True christianity started by christ,d early apostles and d 1st century followers never engaged nor encouraged warfare...

Infact Jesus was against war....u dig??

""Turn d other chick""
""Those who kill by d sword die by it""
""A servant of God does not need to fight""(2timothy 2:24)
""We have a spiritual warfare not physical""

All 1st century christians never engaged in either world wars,tribal wars,national wars etc....

False christianity did!!!!!!!

U can go back to history to confirm it...


And may I ask u,who are those producing d nuclear weapons,jet fighters,biological weapons etchuh?

Russians are good @ that and I am so damn sure that russians are atheists...

Remember God will do away with any ruining d earth.....

I want to live in a world where badness in its entirety will be a thing of d past..

False religion,atheists.all those who don't want to confirm to Gods standard are those ruining this earth and there end is approaching....
Christianity EtcRe: A World Without Religion...better Or Not? by ijawkid(m): 8:42am On May 04, 2012
Its time to blame religion righthuh


Altho I have never supported wars more or else wars perpatrated by professed christians....

Its against Christs principles..

Definitly false christianity will engage in genocides,wars and other vices that has added to mans mystery...


One thing I knw is Jesus will repudiate those who have engaged in blood shed all in his name..

They will not inherit Gods kingdom..

So atheists I have to agree wit u on this 1 that false religion has done so much harm than good...

But logic boy the phones we r using that are been produced by atheists are soon to give us brain tumors and cancer....lol

The ozone layer depleted by ur guys r rili gonna cause us problems...

In all every human who has and don't wanna obey Gods word wether professed godlike persons or atheists has added to d worlds wahala...
Christianity EtcRe: The Godhead by ijawkid(m): 9:20pm On May 03, 2012
Ola u still dnt get it...

Jesus was given rulership...

He then after serving Yahweh and fulfilling his God given assignment hands it over to his superior who is Yahweh.....

Don't u get ithuh


Jesus is greater than us bt less than Yahweh...

Jesus is Yahwehs servant...

I bet u wanna argue that too...huh

I wonder d day a servant becomes equal to his master...

Are u equal to Jesushuh?


That scripture boldly tells us that when d bible says all power was given to Jesus,it is with d exception of the 1 who gave him d power....
Who gave Jesus power??Yahweh ofcus...


Why??

Because Yahweh and Jesus no be mate...


And because Yahweh is both Jesus's God and Father....got ithuh


Oboy ola trinity dogma is pagan and heretic...
Christianity EtcRe: A World Without Religion...better Or Not? by ijawkid(m): 9:12pm On May 03, 2012
@logicboy...
Look @ u...

B4 phones came weren't humans livinghuh

Phones that might soon give us brain tumors and cancer...

Lol

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