₦airaland Forum

smokinloud:
Most of the problems men face in marriage na money dey coz ham!.

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True!

That's why all these poor men are divorcees:
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Aliko Dangote, Hope Uzodinma, Atiku Abubakar, Bola Tinubu, etc.

Marriage is all about money.

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Didijiji:
Why do Pentecostal churches speak ill of white garment churches

Jesus Christ taught us love as stated in Eph 4:15.

The hate and stigma on white garment churches have become too much and MUST STOP forthwith.

Whilst there are bad white garment churches, there are good ones. Whilst there are bad Pentecostal churches, there are good ones.

LET GOD BE THE JUDGE

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There is no hate for White garment churches.

Pentecostal churches worship money only. They are only hunting for more customers. More members means more money in their bank accounts to pursue Nollywood actresses.

I don't know how people sleep at night knowing that the money they give to churches are being funneled to support Tonto Dike's extravagant lifestyle

Only idiots believe that their pastors are interested in their salvation. Is the pastor sure of his or her own salvation? Most of them lacking in contents have turned their churches to entertainment centers instead of places of worship. They know that Nigerians are very emotional. Just play with their emotions and they will gleefully empty their pockets. A foolproof format.

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Westerhoffe:
It's all sarcasm.

Avoid men, and you're wedding…
She just wanted you to avoid her husband at all cost.

I know some people will think she's on their side… look, she's getting married while you're single!

What an advice!

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No need to explain.

Let the olodos who take it for face value dwell in their ignorance.

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VeeVeeMyLuv:
U nko? Probably you dey one correct office wey Air conditioner dey blow you and you will be collecting fat salaries

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That's why I am not complaining.

If e reach to complain and make fool of myself, I go jejely enter farm. He knows where food dey but he no want work. He dey wait another person put in all the effort and sell garri to him for N200 per mudu.

But then, my backyard garden has enough pepper, tomatoes, vegetables planted in bags of cement (idea from NL) to last a long time. Why complain?

Some of you with large compounds will interlock the whole area and come out to bitch about price of foodstuffs in the market because producing your own food is below your imaginary self-worth.

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kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesn’t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever I’m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, it’s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I haven’t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldn’t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldn’t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I haven’t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and it’s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause that’s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?

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It could be the bad economy. Who knows?

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Lutherblaq:
https://dailytrust.com/we-captured-russian-army-hq-without-a-single-shot-wagner-chief/

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If Putin is a strong man, he should lead from the forefront. He can't be chilling in Moscow with champagne and force others to go and fight his war. He is a coward.

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President of Belarus knows that if Putin goes, he will face the gaol.

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IfnobeGod20:
It's not easy as you want people to believe. In the village now, there are little availability of land and malicious grazing by Fulani cattles. The rate at which herdsmen intrude into people's farm is alarming. Records abound.

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Oh I see.
The garri you buy falls down from heaven.

Rough times create opportunities but some of you won't see it because begging is effortless.

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Komu1048:
1/2 a plot will give you all you needed.

Why don't you pack all your family into cassava farming. Minimal maintenance, so cassava won't require a well aerated fertile land, won't require weeding, won't suffer from rodent attack, won't suffer from dehydration in case there is lack of rain, can’t suffer from termite attack among others. People should just go to farm the next thing is they will be settled for life whereas ur lazy ass have never depend on farming as a soul means of livelihood before.


You don't need to persuade Nigerians into what's lucrative or opportunity. When they see opportunity they can harness they go for it.

Someone with no prior knowledge of farming with no money for basic things, ur sick advise is go and farm. Foooooooool

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Did you hear me complain about food prices?


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You can only save those who want to save themselves otherwise you are reinforcing laziness.

Is there anytime Nigerians are not suffering? It doesn't help that the OP believes that family members abroad are doing better. Each place has its multiple challenges.

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Evolutionlove:
Wereeey it's always easy on Paper.

So where will someone who is staying in Lagos and still trying to find his feet find Land to do farming.

It's always easy to Relocate to other States and start afresh on Paper.

HerdsMen and Bandits fall on you.

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Noted!

I pray that a mudu of garri gets to N20k.

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Komu1048:
I pity those that will take your ill-fated advice. Do u even know how much it will cost to set up an acre of farm, what will the person be feeding on before harvest. What's the assurance that the farm will do well if the op have no prior knowledge of farming. As he has pest, rodent, weed and even thieves to contend with just to mention a few.

Ass of Go2farm whereas they glue to their work

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A plot of land will give you all you need. 1/2 plot for yams. 1/2 plot for cassava.

You already sound defeated even without trying. Cassava requires minimal maintenance. Do this or stay online and continue complaining.

I hope there is a church around your area. Go there for all night fasting and prayers. God will send down manna from heaven. And pastor will send spiritual bank alerts to your phone--of course after you drop your last dime in the offering plate.

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Sometimes too much money kills. Nigerian billionaires (sorry multimillionaires) can never take such risks.

When was the last time you heard a poor man dying of cocaine overdose?



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Vinnie2000:
Ogbeni, QUIET YOUR MOUTH DIA.

Even If you are Smart, Inflationary Palava Will still Bite you.😒

Is it Inside ur House you want to practice ur 'smartness'? 😏😕
Won't you Buy Food, Household Items for yourself, Family members, etc?
Don't you have Bills to Pay?

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Everything you listed up there could be purchased with idleness, bitching, whining and complaining.
Or better, start robbing the farmers because they don't deserve their wages.

They should increase the prices more to drain the swamp.

At this stage Nigeria should be practicing semi-Communism. Government should provide free buses that will be taking unemployed people to and fro farms every day. No verifiable proof of employment? Catch him! All of those yahoo boys/girls? Free farm labour! All of them will be housed in big dorms. At the end of two years, each will be settled with an agreed amount. Watch unemployment go below 1%.
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Vinnie2000:
Ogbeni, QUIET YOUR MOUTH DIA.

Even If you are Smart, Inflationary Palava Will still Bite you.😒

Is it Inside ur House you want to practice ur 'smartness'? 😏😕
Won't you Buy Food, Household Items for yourself, Family members, etc?
Don't you have Bills to Pay?

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Everything you numerated up there could be purchased with idleness, bitching, whining and complaining.

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55truth:
Around the mid-90s, I was a little child then still following my mother to the market. My mother was into buying and selling palm oil. I may not remember everything again but I can still remember vividly that before we returned home, she would buy 10 cups of Garri for N10. If it is 15 cups, it would be N15. 20 cups would go for N20. That's N1/cup. That was in stock to serve till the next market day.

As a son of a palm oil seller, against all odds, I have strived to attend education up to tertiary level only to come back and be hit with unemployment, in an economy with throat-cutting inflation. That same Garri that was N1/cup, the attached photo is 6 cups for N500. This is not even enough for one mouth not to talk of several mouths. How did Nigeria become this expensive and difficult for average citizens to survive amidst massive unemployment/underemployment?

The recent removal of fuel subsidy has even worsened the whole situation, making prices of goods and services beyond the reach of the common citizens.

"Can the poor breathe please?"

I am an applicant with mouths to feed, finding it difficult to survive each day. And as a Nigerian living in Nigeria, can I at least breathe until I get a job or find capital to start a business and things become better?

Undoubtedly, millions of Nigerians are in my shoes, and even worst. This is evident in the Nigerian streets.

Yahoo, kidnapping, money rituals, etc are not meant for everybody but unfortunately, the youth are being pushed into it due to the state of the economy. Note: I'm not in any way in support of the aforementioned.

In Tinubu's voice, I would say, please,

"LET THE POOR BREATH".
"DON'T SUFFOCATE THEM".

And on behalf of unemployed Nigerian youths, WE WANT TO BREATHE. DO WELL TO HELP THE UNEMPLOYED WITH A JOB AND ANY OTHER SUPPORT.

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Losers complain. Smart people see opportunities in times of difficulties.

Imagine someone who plants cassava (minimal maintenance) and yam this period. The outlook is very encouraging. The unemployed loser lounging in the cities waiting for God to pick his/her imaginary calls can relocate to the village to farm. In a year or two, s/he will have more than enough money to start life on a good footing.

You know what to do.
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Good thing they are concentrating in professional courses and not all these Kinesiology, sociology, History , Geography, Anthropology, Mass Comm crap.

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Good for them.

They should go and pay additional N6 million.

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True in a way.

Take myself for example. I have many ideas...but I ain't coming back to help you motherf#$_kers.

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Nigeria is a place where many people get born, acquire basic education before deciding which citizenship they want.

Towards the end, they build a mausoleum in the village in readiness for death.

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Two things that don't mix well in Nigeria no matter the explanation:

Married woman and hotel room.

There had been many stories of men dying on top of married women in hotel rooms recently.

Okafor's law at play? Who knows?

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iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/fg-approves-114-salary-increase-for-tinubu-shettima-govs-others/

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And that money no go reach their online supporters.

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Dshocker:
Broooo, which school teach you this one?

If it kills, everybody going to the club every friday would have all died.

One of the main cause of a drink damaging the liver is; when you drink in an empty stomach & when you drink harsh whiskey/spirit/gin/rom all the time.

Drink like Azul is a mild drink

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Food ke?
Ever heard of alcohol cirrhosis of the liver? Alcohol is metabolized by the oxidative and non-oxidative pathways in the liver.

Who would know when every illness is misdiagnosed as typhoid and malaria in Nigeria? Patapata them go blame one uncle and aunt in the village or call it mysterious illness.

Take out time to visit any Teaching Hospital in your area, e go shock you.

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BluntCrazeMan:
Source:
https://twitter.com/stats_feed/status/1671248550426996736




COMPARING THE TWO SETS OF DATA ABOVE....


It just means that, we work so much in NIGERIA...
BUT WE EARN TOO LITTLE...



THAT'S REALLY TOO BAADDD.!!

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No.
It is quality over quantity. Going to work for 8hrs everyday but being productive for only 1 hour doesn't count. Our problem is not manpower hours but productive manpower hours. Eating groundnuts while gossiping and then sleep thereafter doesn't count as work. Go to government Secretariats.

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Ugaboy:
I'm unsure where the right session is to post this.

but I wanted to express my curiosity regarding the Azul Reposado Tequila bottle—the taste, the emotions it evokes, and the sense of ego or pride associated with it.

Imagine being in a situation where a friend orders a drink worth 175k, and you realize that you don't have the equivalent amount of money in your account.

Share your experience.

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It is a more expensive poison. That's all.

N100 kaikai and N500k Azul will equally damage the liver. In less than 30 minutes, the consumer go piss both of them comot from body. Water still remains the best option.

Take away the hyping and showing off environment, most people won't touch Azul.

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helinues:
How many parties do you attend in a month, for the party goers, average of 4 times. You will buy cloth, sew it, probably buy new shoe, gift the celebrant something, spray them money when they are dancing all because of plate of rice with chicken and 5 bottles of beer.

Do the maths, cloth 20k( level dey but on average), new shoe 5k, gifts 5-10k, spraying of money 5k. Let's say N35k.

Please how much are they selling food at restaurants abi na how much beer cost for bars that you are wasting your hard earned money on partying?

Don't get me wrong, partying is part of social life but it shouldn't be a hobby cos it's expensive. That money could have done something meaningful than wasting it on hours event .

How about the preparation for the party, imagination of who would be at the venue and how to relate, infact, you might even meet those who have been looking for you for long as some people have now turned begging to a professional job.

It doesn't worth it

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So if someone goes to the party without new shoes, new clothes, no gifts and refuses to spray money; will the heavens break?

I don't see how this is a problem.

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momsloved:
Good afternoon everyone, pls I urgently need your advice and suggestions on this.

My husband has been out of job since towards the end of last year. Almost the same time I had my second baby. The truth is, the same me nursing my baby has been the same person struggling to provide for the home.

Knowing that he contributed to his lost of job. He goes to work late, different excuses, doing the job anyhow that the management had to fire him. This is the second job he's losing due to carelessness.
He wasn't still meeting up with responsibilities even when he had those jobs. He was always complaining of TP expenses, deduction due to late coming, his salaries was not benefiting us.

Our present accomodation of 250k, one bedroom apartment is expiring ending of next month and I don't know how we're going to pay for the rent. The previous rent I have always contributed when I had the money.
Presently I have no job. I left my job during delivery, but I'm hoping to start looking for job very soon. Yet, I'm not idle. I'm still trying with little business to cartar for the house.

The issue now is, he has arranged his stuffs preparing to relocate to the village and he wants us to go together because he can't afford to renew the rent.
I told him I can't go to the village with him, we are too young to start retiring to the village. What about good school for the children especially my first child? But he has decided to go without us, leaving us with the whole responsibilities.
I'm afraid, I can't afford everything here either. But going with him to the village is also very scary. A man who ignore us when there's nothing in the house, waiting for me to fix, how can I trust him and relocate with my two children to his village? I can't speak their language and it's an interior village, How do we survive there?
He's not even considering all these.
Pls, advice me on what to do. I'm really fed up.

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Actually your marriage just started. Most ladies think it is going to be rosy always.
The good thing is that he ain't blaming you for his predicament. Ensure that he stays away from pastors.
Two of you need to sit down and discuss. Everything is negotiable.


You must also be ready to admit that your marriage is on the verge of collapse because those widows in the village ain't playing and
those randy men in the city looking for financially distressed beautiful wives are always on the prowl.

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Good!

They can now present their evidence against him in court while his defense team counters them.

Now it boils down to "beyond reasonable doubt".

It beats all these insinuations, rumours and innuendos.

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Beremx:
Tinubu should compensate Sowore with appointment. His lamentations are becoming nauseating.
What was his total votes in the election that he's making noise?

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Sowore doesn’t need any appointment. He wants the FG to release his international passport so that he can reunite with his family in New York. They have him caged in Nigeria since.

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sreamsense:
Do you expect it to have glitches before? What will be the essence of security measures INEC engineers put in place to secure AWS server? INEC engineer will tell you they resist attacks against the server from their end. And can you even defend internet connectivity issues from device users? LP can't prove this, they are only wasting time. By the time the engineer is crossed examine now, he may make LP feel like mumu

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Internet Connectivity issues would be logged.
It is impossible to have overall device users connectivity throughout the nation without a compromise. If it existed, what effort did INEC Engineers make to rectify it? The engineers didn't complain about connectivity. You are the one manufacturing and bringing it up. I bet you can't explain the meaning of AWS.

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Who cares?

In less than 1 month, there seems to be a semblance of someone in-charge. Under GEJ and Buhari, firing incompetent people in office seemed like a rocket science.

For one, Tinubu has been taking decisive actions. Everything is not about politics. However I would have preferred if his mandate is not questionable.

Call it Yorubanization or whatever. During OBJ's tenure, Igbo people were everywhere in that government yet their impacts were not felt in their region. From Finance Minister, CBN Governor, Senate President, Chief of Staff to Heads of Parastatals. Buhari came with his family to the Presidency and the North still remains the epicenter of poverty in Nigeria.

I think at this time everyone should be clamouring for whatever or whoever can get the country out of shit-hole. Heck! I will support a credible monkey if it can salvage Nigeria.

By the way, Chief of Naval Staff (Rear Admiral E.A. Ogalla) is from Enugu State.

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