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They are waiting for the unappreciated developers to come and do the needful.
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The less frequently you visit, the more you spend.

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chusks:
Before opening the thread, I said to myself:

It must be a guy!
Guess what?


Sorry OP no insult intended, but is it that guys are becoming more stupid and girls are being smarter?

Almost every heartbreaking story is always from the male folks. Make una find something to they do with una time, abeg...

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Na indomie generation. They are not mentally equipped to handle situations in life because they have been sheltered emotionally by mommy and daddy. It will only get worse. They can’t take any manly decisions. They need an advice on anything and everything.
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Modernizer:
I won't bore you all with a long write up.

I'm ready to settle down, actually I needed to settle down like yesterday. Problem is, I don't make friends easily and hooking up is even tougher. I don't trust easily.

So I'm talking with this girl that checks all my boxes ( quite a rare feat for my high expectations), but for one thing...she is evidently a choleric. I know because I'm one myself.

The hot temper, impetuousness, some bossy-ness, independent mindedness, low empathy, high ambition...all those tell tale choleric features give it away.

Now I know cholerics are advised to get their opposites say phlegmatic for relationship purposes, but I want to ask the house: can I a hot tempered man cope with a hot tempered woman?
Any people with experience on this here?
Can both of us with low empathy really be compatible?

The adverse statistics coming out of marriage these days scares the sh..t out of me. I don't want any of it.

Should I drop this girl? Or can it work?

Sorry oo...it may sound small but that's my own challenge.

Cc newbornmacho, Ahnie, kestolove

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Choleric vs phlegmatic?

I believe you just learned those words and wanted to use them in a sentence. . Otherwise you would have just said "hot-tempered"

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Na for which road dem go drive am for Imo State.

I will love to see updated pictures of these buses after 6 months.
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GAZZUZZ:
what to do when you have been diagnosed with a failing/blocked catalyst?

Replace or gut the catalyst.

Gutting the catalyst means taking out the contents and leaving it empty.

At this point pls note your catalyst is still valuable even if it is blocked. Ensure you bag it up and take it with you

You could make as much as ₦30,000-₦150,000 on those defective catalytic converters

In this economic times be smart

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Theft of catalytic converters is very rampant in US.
Usually the thieves target vehicles with good clearance from the ground like trucks and SUVs. They slip under such vehicles, saw it off and disappear. How they do it without being caught remains a mystery.
To replace it (them, some vehicles have up to 4) on some European vehicles (Mercedes, BMW, Jaguar, etc) are very expensive.

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Timagex:
Hello car lovers! Hope Monday was good?
So, I had to change a Tyre in an emergency situation today and I encountered a problem. After unscrewing two wheel bolts from the Tyre, the third one was not coming off as the wheel spanner could not grip it. Taking a closer look, I discovered that the edges around the wheel bolt has no friction. It was almost round. It took the intervention of a vulcanizer before the bolt could be unscrewed.

My question is, incase of situations where the service of professionals cannot be reached, how can such an issue be handled? Please move to the front page for wider views..

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Add some pieces of binding wire to the wheel spanner and hopefully it will provide enough grip loosen it.

Conversely, look for a welder to assist in weld and loose.

Most importantly, do periodic inspection of emergency items in your car--spare tire, wheel spanner, jack, etc.

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Some of our people do not fully comprehend the impact of the debt.

Imagine if you are indebted to a bank to the tune of N10m and they must collect. Your income is N200k per month, out of which you
will use N170K to service your debt (interest payments) every month. On paper, you are rich but your disposable income is only
N30k per month. How can you survive? Figuratively rich but living like a pauper. That's where Nigeria is today. Pension will not be paid. Salaries cannot be paid. No left over fund for capital expenditures. Your infrastructures will continue to decay. Then what remains, the politicians will loot while you cheer them on.

Goodluck fellas!

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Nononsenseguy:
Good day all, hope your day is going well.

I'll go straight to the point. I rented a 2 bedroom flat for my mum last year October, paid agent and lawyer fees, the agent never told me the place has the landlady living in it.

My mum was happy and moved into the apartment, I noticed that after some months she was complaining about the house, I finally went there to see her, guess what? The landlady is a devil in human form, she's an unmarried bitter human who was opportuned to inherit the building from her family.
This woman locked the well and told my mum and younger bro to source for water elsewhere, I was mad when I got to hear what she's making my family go through. I came to the house and removed the padlock she locked the well with, she called my mom and told her to pack out when her rent expires next week.

Well, since she thinks the world revolves around her and wants everyone to fear and worship her, I'll show her what real madness is.

I have decided to ask her for a refund of the agent and lawyer fees I paid since it's barely one year, she can't stress my family this way and get away with it.

To everyone reading this, I have one advice, never live in the same building with the landlord or you would have yourself to blame at the end of the day.

Please nairalanders, Is my action justified?

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Just move out.

Your family endured for a whole year and you are coming to complain at the last minute.
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You are in a very precarious situation.

I don't even know what to advise you to do.

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tenry:
Please don't mind my grammatical blunders .My brother in law called my wife and I tonight sobbing profusely and confused about what to do.

He caught his wife cheating on a man erroneously believe to be her daddy's friend.

It all started when his wife's phone was bad and he gave him to repair it for him while coming from work. Engineer repaired the phone and on his way home, he curiously checked his wife's phone and discovered sex chat his wife had with the man she called her daddy's friend.

His wife snapped her private parts and sent to the man. They exchanged so many dirty videos including pornography . All the wife's family members (mother, sisters) all knew the man introduced to the husband as dad's friend.

Her dad is late. Their wedding is one year this month with a three month old girl child.

He is worried about the father of the child cos according to him, his wife had visited the man shortly after their wedding.

My wife and I have been disturbed seriously on this matter. The husband called for advice on the step to take.

Please I need your advice cos we are in shock as we didn't expect that from the lady.

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Do you fellas need advice for everything?

Even if your wife kills you, your spirit will come to seek advice on NL on what to tell God on judgment day.

Jesus Christ!
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Kestolove:
E dey pain reno say ffk decamp nd d guy go cast dem come 2023

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The problem is that nobody trusts FFK.

APC doesn't know if he is a mole considering his antecedents.

He will be a mere spectator. Will you allow FFK in your kitchen cabinet?

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Damage control.

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Why do Nigerian governors and their families look rough just a few years out of the power? Only those who make it to the Senate remain fresh.

Is it that they didn't steal enough or they depleted their loots very quickly?

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Why is he telling us?

They should kukuma give Bubu $100b/ year make all man rest.

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With his performance tonight, I am sure I can beat him if I put my mind to it.

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Mstravelindiva:
View from Lanaiki Lookout

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Should I say it?

Na!

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Who can guess who is next?



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Metrix147:
Persons suspected to be criminal elements in the early hours of Saturday stole a Hummer Bus belonging to The Presbyterian Church of Nigeria, Umuahia East Presbytery, ABN TV reports.

Hiace Hummer Bus, White Branded with The Presbyterian Church of Nigeria, Umuahia East Presbytery.
Reg No YA715ENU
Eng No. ITR0811325
Chassis No. 2000106996

The missionary bus, white in colour was stolen at Bende Road Umuahia, Rev P. C. Okeiyi says.

The church is therefore appealing to anyone with useful information that will lead to the recovery of the bus to report to the nearest police station or call 08037281115, 08098897897.

Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2021/09/suspected-criminals-steal-presbyterian-church-bus-in-umuahia/

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Suspected criminal elements?

I don't understand.

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Idamond:
My face is always OILY and it also cause PIMPLES on my face because of that I stop applying cream on my face, and the resultant is causing pimples on my face..

even after taking my bath in less than an hour oil will pop out from my face even if I'm under an air-conditioned...
please how do I stop these.

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Grind non-coated aspirin tablets, mix with water to form a paste and scrub your face with it using a soft sponge. Leave for about 10 minutes and wash off.

Or scrub your face with lemon juice (not green lime) and wash off.

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zedegit:
I've been thinking lately cos I am the type of person that loves his space.
I don't like sharing my things; I want my things to be as I kept them.

I am sensitive to words and very temperamental. I am like a volcano waiting to erupt anytime.

I hate being manipulated. I hate the entitlement mentality of some women.

I am an introvert and don't like crowd. I can stay indoors for a month or more as long as I got food, water, a charged phone with subscription. I go out for work and other essential duties.

They say every man got his type of woman. Do you think there's a woman that can match my temperaments?

NB: I respond well when a lady is good with sooting words and avoids arguments.
I love intimacy too although I'm not the romantic type but I can be generous if money is there.

I think the temperament is choleric.

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Things may change as you mature.
But if you feel that marriage is not for you, then stay away from it before it ends in premium tears like it did to those who tried to conform to societal norms.
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Visual inspection is enough to tell the stories if you know what to look for. Not all accidents are captured in the VIN check.

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If you can prove it, erase your name from future Forbes' list. You wil die as an employee.


The only maths you will need to survive in life are basic divisions, additions, multiplications and subtractions.
All these nonsense proofs in mathematics with no foundation in reality are for tickling the brains of nerds only.
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After 6 years of confusion, Buhari's people are still using future tenses. I guess they will achieve all these after their miserable tenure ends.

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Take 5000 calories and keep DJ Cuppy's distraction away.

Simple instructions.

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michlins:
look at the attached picture and see the gap am talking about. I don't think this is bad anywhere

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Oh I see what you mean

I thought you mean a gap in the bead.

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If you are a critic of the FG, you dare not go to any hospital in Nigeria for treatment...for obvious reasons.

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Very predictable!

Aisha fried Akara. Rochas chopped corn.

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michlins:
no it's not a sign of bad welding skills. You don't weld 2mm pan nonstop. There must be 2-3" gap between each weld. Or else you will weaken the pan. You're not welding suspension bridge

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I am not an expert in welding but the little I know, they have different power settings for different materials and thickness. But in Nigeria I noticed they use one size fits all welding machine. Could that be why? From what I learned so far, those gaps are frowned at by professional welders as they affect the integrity of the weld as you rightly pointed out.
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I trust Nigeria. If it doesn’t end in EndSARS or unknown gunmen wasting EFCC officials, theFG will pretend that they are not aware of their shenanigans.
They are waiting to be killed to justify criminal break-in without warrants. We still remember how the military wasted those IRT in the North and nothing came out of it. Let them continue for now but one day monkey go go market e no go return. Bearing arms without uniforms and proper identification is a recipe for disaster.
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spyder880:
We are creating more air vents on the upper portions of the walls, this is to aid natural air circulation.

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Personal choice...but this is one build that I am still trying to understand the ideas behind the choice.
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michlins:
the movement of the gate isn't much of a problem sef. Even with designs, gate can still be rolling.

For any iron work to last, let the cutting and welding be at the barest amount possible. Once you cut, the durability of the area has dropped. Even when you weld, you will jump some areas and those areas make it vulnerable to aging.

Think of it like a person with a fracture. The bone can NEVER be as good as it was.

Our people will say that the wound of a cut will heal but the mark is permanent

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Those welding jumps you mentioned are signs of bad welding skills.

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