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Politics › Re: The Act That Gives The President The Power To Lock Down Lagos, Ogun & FCT. by InvertedHammer: 6:30am On Mar 30, 2020
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The question is: Is Nigeria still running on colonial (pre-Independence) Constitution?

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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Transferring To Lagos For Additional Care And Observation - SR by InvertedHammer: 5:35am On Mar 30, 2020
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Sanwo Olu should issue a "no transfer" order on this biological weapon called Kyari. He must be contained.

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Politics › Re: COVID-19: NIMASA Donates 20 Ventilators, ₦50 Million And Other Medical Equipment by InvertedHammer: 4:54am On Mar 30, 2020
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My question: Do they have the requisite training and certification to operate a ventilator in Nigeria? There are too many technicals and parameters involved in operating one. It is close to donating Dialysis machine without trained professionals to operate them.

This is what happens when healthcare has been neglected for a very long time.

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Health › Re: Trying To Get Tested For Coronavirus By NCDC In Abuja: An Experience by InvertedHammer:
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You cannot just walk in and get tested. There are not enough resources for that. But then NCDC should have information available instead of passing the buck.

I already know that some of the officials are already "eyeing" the latest SUV to buy with the funds donated to the Agency.

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Politics › Re: Full-Text Of Coronavirus Address By President Buhari (with Video) by InvertedHammer: 8:45pm On Mar 29, 2020
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grin grin grin

Kudos to Imam of Peace.

He finally smoked Buhari out of his holes.

It is sad that Buhari and his handlers always act when there is an evidence that foreigners are watching them closely too.

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Romance › Re: We Love Each Other But He Stays In One Room by InvertedHammer: 3:27pm On Mar 29, 2020
LadyBeee:
Since I started dating, I've never met a man like this. So caring, cute, neat, hygienic, generous but unfortunately, he doesn't have much but the little he has, he'll spend on you and make you feel like a queen.

He stays in one room face me I face u. Initially, when I found out, I said I was going to quit but the love he showed me was so overwhelming and I couldn't quit. He said he's making plans to move out and he won't be renewing his rent in may. I agreed.

I fell in love with him too and became comfortable with his room but I made it clear that I will never pass the night at his place. You know how love can be blind, I found myself pass the night once and again and again then I asked him about his plans to move out, how much does he have at hand to rent a new place because I was secretly planning to support him with some money to add and he said he doesn't have up to 30k. I was angry and so dissapointed at him.

Right now I'm thinking the whole thing over. I don't think I can continue. Please advise me


Photo for illustration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ7FpYDQLOI
Christianity Etc › Re: FCTA Shuts Down Christ Embassy Church Programme & Wedding Event In Abuja by InvertedHammer: 1:42pm On Mar 29, 2020
profolaolu:
It quite unfortunate most church goers and bench warmers that pretend to be CHRISTians flaunt government, this is not what JESUS and the Bible teach, they are just congregation of "I want to be part of the number", they never a CHRISTian.
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Majority of the people there are not christians.

They are just miracle-chasers hoping to get rid of poverty from their lives. And the pentecostal pastors take their money and feed them with that illusion.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Egyptians At Gbagada General Hospital, Lagos Cause Scare by InvertedHammer: 12:30pm On Mar 29, 2020
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It seems that the time of worshipping anyone other than black is coming to an end in Nigeria.

Coronavirus may be a blessing in disguise with its top-down approach to infection. It started with those (Aso Rock occupants, legislators, governors, directors) who must act, no more excuses. APC cannot blame PDP on this one. Oga corona is apolitical.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: Rivers State Border Closure In Pictures by InvertedHammer: 9:24pm On Mar 28, 2020
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Who didn't hear that the interstate boundaries will be closed in Rivers State?
Nigerians love to play with fire and complain that it hurts when they get burnt.
Just like they voted Buhari back in and resort to prayers for hardship alleviation.

Why gamble on a trip that may or may not happen? At least they are not beating them. I would.

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Politics › Re: Video As Buhari Receives Briefing On Coronavirus From Health Minister & DG NCDC by InvertedHammer: 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2020
joelbooks:
President Buhari Received Briefing from Health Minister and DG NCDC


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbA9dlRPAOI
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Buhari with yesterday or today's newspaper

OR I don't believe it.

Bad video editing. Why is Buhari afraid of being in at least a 5 minutes video?...always 10 seconds clips.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Briefing From Osagie Ehanire And Chikwe Ihekweazu by InvertedHammer: 3:06pm On Mar 28, 2020
[quote author=Melezenawii post=87848940]https://mobile.twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1243883991188541440


https://twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1243886104912236546?s=19[/quote]/
That's a wax figure of Buhari. Did you see it move? We need video.


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Politics › Re: Criticize President Buhari: Don't Insult Him by InvertedHammer: 9:58am On Mar 28, 2020
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South-West is safe.

Their son the VP will save them.

Afterall that's the reason they voted back Buhari in power.

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Health › Re: Coronavirus: U.S Overtakes China, Italy With 84,400 Confirmed Cases, 1093 Deaths by InvertedHammer: 12:51am On Mar 28, 2020
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Not bad.

Only 0.12% fatality rate.

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Health › Re: German Test-kit For Coronavirus: 95% Accurate, Takes 2.5 Hours by InvertedHammer: 3:44pm On Mar 27, 2020
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If only the Germans had stayed in the churches and mosques to pray instead of putting their brains to work, holy spirit would have come down to detect Covid-19 away.

Now the African religious fanatics can crawl out of their holes to go and get tested. Practical solution trumps ungrounded optimism.

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Business › Re: Dangote Loses $2.5bn In One Month - Bloomberg by InvertedHammer: 3:36pm On Mar 27, 2020
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Forbes' list networth is a feel good paper money.

A calculation that wipes off or adds millions of dollars in a week based on gyrations in equity market should be questionable. But then, oyibo people have various adaptations of Accounting practices.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Living Faith Creates USSD CODE To Facilitate Offerings And Tithes Online. by InvertedHammer: 1:43pm On Mar 27, 2020
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I cannot blame the god of men.I support them.

As long as there are mo.rons who keep giving them money, they should continue taking it.
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Travel › Re: Coronavirus: Apply For Work Visas - USA Begs Medical Professionals Everywhere by InvertedHammer:
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They asked them to apply. They should have asked them to go to the nearest Embassy for visa. They seem to be setting some people up for heartbreak.

A good start will be to waive the visa/application fees for qualified candidates.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Can I Postpone My Tithe Till Next Payment? by InvertedHammer: 1:50pm On Mar 26, 2020
dancok:
This is my first salary though but debt was already on ground before the salary showed, so am clearing the debt now and the situation of corona virus now.

I don't how long this will last, so am cautious of my spending.

Have I not sinned? Can I shift my tithe till next payment? Pastors in the house.
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You are a mo.ron for even thinking about tithe at this time.

Save your money. If you ever need money, go ask your pastor and see if he will spare you some change. Pastor's bank account is not God's bank account.

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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by InvertedHammer: 12:37pm On Mar 26, 2020
kingxsamz:
I'm not saying his prophecy won't come to pass o... cheesy I'm just happy that I'll be experiencing my first miracle tomorrow.

I'd love to see how the virus will disappear just like that.

I hope I won't be disappointed. I've got high hopes for this... cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Aj_1hWk2OI

Here's a link to the thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/5735435/prophet-t.b-joshua-coronavirus-end
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The countdown begins...

2020: The year scammers masquerading as pastors are unmasked. Coronavirus is the key to exposing their shenanigans. And it is doing a damn good job.

For the avoidance of doubt, I am giving him till 31st of March--4 days extra credit. grin grin grin

Save the video for reference before EmmanuelTv pulls it from Youtube.

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Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Cautions Pastors As Coronavirus Cases In Nigeria Increases by InvertedHammer: 11:47am On Mar 26, 2020
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Don't forget that the image of Almighty God is a whiteman with a long, grey beard while Satan is a black man with two horns and a rake.

Any black soul that doesn't see any problem in these narratives ( as forced down their throat since childhood) is a mistake of a being.

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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by InvertedHammer: 10:18am On Mar 26, 2020
tomju:
You haven't even seen the 10k per household you are complaining.
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Education › Re: Is Spending N16M On A 3-Year Ph.D In The UK Worth It? by InvertedHammer: 10:12am On Mar 26, 2020
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Ph.D in what? All Ph.Ds are not equal. Some of these mushroom universities are giving out Ph.D or other useless degrees to foreigners as if it is going into extinction.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: 'Arrest Oyedepo Now' - Northern Youths Tell Security Agencies by InvertedHammer: 8:36am On Mar 26, 2020
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A tad too late.

The appropriate response would have been to go in there that day, kneel him down in front of his congregation and give him 24 whips of koboko so that the whole world would see what stvpidity begets.

He ain't no superhuman. Termites will feed on him 6ft below like everyone else.

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Health › Re: COVID-19: Jack Ma's Donation Moved From Lagos To Abuja By The Air Force by InvertedHammer: 7:39am On Mar 26, 2020
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The packages are meant for Aso Clinic by fiat.

You are on your own.

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Health › Re: How People Are Containing The Spread Of Coronavirus Around The World (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 10:18pm On Mar 25, 2020
philip0906:
Lemao!

Now you've switched the convo and taken it off tangent, after your assertion has been rubbished as false. Oh! You can reel out Jack Ma and other nonsense for me but your fellow block headed atheist, up there was asking me what is special about Trump? Simply because Trump the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, called for a national day of prayer in reverence to God...Haf Trump openly downplayed the power of prayer, you would have added his name next to Jack Ma'a to prove your point

You atheist need to pick a struggle. Y'all are confused lots
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Trump is your authority now. A racist at that. Even if the devil shout "alleluiah", you numbskulls will be sold. That's how gullible you are. Why didn't your country reject the gifts, grants ot loans from atheist nations? Who pays the piper determines the tunes. The only god you and your pretentious believers worship is money. You will never reject it even if it comes from the devil himself.

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Health › Re: How People Are Containing The Spread Of Coronavirus Around The World (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 9:46pm On Mar 25, 2020
philip0906:
Rubbish!

China and the communist party, is officially atheist.
"China has the world's greatest irreligious population, and the Chinese government and Communist Party is officially atheist. "

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_China
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Not all. But do you blame them? You are overtly religious and hate the Chinese but they are the ones lending you money and developing your nation(airport, roads, railroads,mining,etc) while you sit your lazy behinds in churches and mosques waiting for miracles. Who are the fo.ols?

They got rid of religion and developed into a superpower in a few decades. Years of prayers yet you only have about 5 venilators in your whole General Hospitals. Who came to the rescue? Jack Ma! A Chinese. So much for your belief and faith.

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Health › Re: How People Are Containing The Spread Of Coronavirus Around The World (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 9:38pm On Mar 25, 2020
philip0906:
Atheists too are spreading the virus, coronavirus spread from a communist China that has a tough stance against religion, so your one sided example makes no sense. There's nothing harmful about religion as there is "freedom" to believe whatever, as long as it doesn't infringe on anyone's right.
You are free to believe whatever, you do not have the right to tell anyone what to believe or not. It is the same "freedom" of religion that made Trump, call for a national day of prayer-You are not better or smatter than Trump.
So believe yours, let others be.
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The Chinese are not atheists. They just don't believe in your Jewish nor Arabian God. The Jews are not atheists--they just don't believe in Jesus as their saviour.

God is good. Religion is the one making God look bad with coerced tithes, offerings, gigantic edifices, avarice, eating grass, WWE approach to deliverance, occultism, fetish practices, discrimination, hatred, murder (Allah Akbar!), idolatory, etc.


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Health › Re: COVID-19: GTBank setting up 100-Bed Intensive Care Center by InvertedHammer: 4:32am On Mar 25, 2020
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Steal a million from Nigerians...then give them back N1000. They will dance, sing and praise you to the high heavens. They will be glad to get anything back.

Pastors, politicians and corporate bodies understand this game well.

Like they say, "Any criminal that is not big into philanthropy is just a small time crook".

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Politics › Re: Buhari Self-isolates After Showing Signs Of COVID-19 Despite Testing Negative. by InvertedHammer: 4:26am On Mar 25, 2020
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Any updates?

He don yamutu?


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Christianity Etc › Re: Enenche Of Dunamis Donates Safety Items, Medical Equipment To Combat COVID-19 by InvertedHammer: 1:05am On Mar 25, 2020
Amujale:
The African Gods are the true and proper ones.

Christianity and Islam has zero amount of spirituality.

In the context of the African, Christianity and Islam are both fake and malicious ideologies that are unethical, immoral and historically rendered null and void due to the false nature of their narratives.
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The Pope shut down services because of coronavirus. Saudi Arabia shut down due to coronavirus. England is on lock down. These are the ones who brought us the religion that we follow.

What did Oyedepo do? He is more christian than every living soul. He organized his service and some sheep followed accordingly. We learn and pretend to know more than the masters. Yet Nigeria remains a third world country.

Every schmuck that reads a couple of pages in the Bible in Nigeria will claim to know the inner workings of God's mind and everyone else with contrary "opinion" is wrong.
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Politics › Re: Osinbajo On Self-Isolation. Holds Video-Conference Call With Staff - The Sun by InvertedHammer: 11:57pm On Mar 24, 2020
nzeobi:
He has no option than to isolate himself
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He can always call Adeboye to send holy water and stickers if he gets it. Or is Adeboye having network problem in contacting God? They always have 5G when tithes and offerings are involved. It is always "God said" and "God said" to scam the hopeless and gullible followers. Have God refused picking their calls this time? Or has it been a scam all along. I believe the latter.

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Business › Re: UBA Bank Ebeano Estate Enugu Amid Coronavirus Issue (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 11:47pm On Mar 24, 2020
Jeromejnr:
Those questions have been answered before you were born.

You can do research online.

Or just Google, "Cross Examined' to help you.

Thank you.
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Those are rhetorical questions that no sane being would claim to have the answers. Any attempt at those, hold your wallet well.

There are only a few christians in Nigeria. Going to church is not the definition of Christianity. But most so-called Christians believe it is all that is required. Most of you are empty vessels who "visit" the church due to herd mentality. Some of you live worse than atheists in utterances and action. How come Catholics, Anglicans, Pentecostals and others rarely get along in Nigeria? Yet you claim to be Christians.

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