₦airaland Forum

rentAcock:
I will eat eba with vegetable soup and goat meat this afternoon.

he he... This info better pass wetin OP post

rentAcock:
There is nothing more depressing than being a one hit wonder. I was about to ask who is DJ Morillo for his sad demise to grace the front page of nairaland. I looked up his song "I love to move it" on YouTube and I was shocked to find out that this once popular hit song in the 90s was sang by a man no one knows his name.

May we not become one hit wonders. And may his soul rest in peace.

Your last statement reeks of ignorance. How are you sure no one knows his name? Or do you think everybody in the world knew Fela? You clearly misunderstand how difficult it is to get into the mainstream, talk less of having an international hit. Do you know how many musicians spend all their lives without recognition? not even having a local hit to show for it. Does it mean their music was bad? If Jesus tarries, your grandchildren would still come across this particular song atleast once in their lifetime. Tell me if that's not success. My guy success is subjective! Remember that. It just angers me when people make religious proclamation like yours, alot of pastors are guilty of this. Forcing their misguided views down their congregation's throats. And many of the latter would spend their lives wondering if they didn't have enough faith.

Guru9ja:
cellabos is on his way. Its Thomas partey am praying we successfully sign. ones he comes in before October. I guess we will be able to challenge for the title.

Really hope we sign Partey... But i still think we need another midfielder, preferably an Ozil type player to provide a creative outlet. Because Ceballos is more a no8 than 10, let's be honest ...Looking at the bench and seeing our only other option as willock really grates my nerves

salbis:
Treble season loading.....

Calm down boss.. Not with our present midfield

flyingpig:
APC for you

APC = PDP bros... We can't move forward as a country with those two

Still got a vacant spot on your team?

I'm really interested in learning this skill, as i know I've got the potential. But i lack the guidance of an experience, and most detrimentally, lack the confidence to brave it alone. I dunno if this gets to you, but if you'll be willing to show me the ropes, I'll be very grateful. Having a mentor is of utmost importance

Bro, i don't know why this topic became inactive. But, on the possibility that this would somehow reach you. I just wanna say that I'm in search of a Mentor, i dunno if you need an apprentice, or someone to offload some of your wisdom. Well if so, I'm available bros. Having like you to guide me is of the utmost importance.

Our politicians have us by the balls, asking us what are you gonna do? We simply reply "we're cumming"... We seem to have some strange masochistic tendencies to violence meted to us. The fact that they were ipob members didn't warrant this unlawful killing. Some fools go as far labeling them terrorists? You don't know what terrorists are honestly. I pray you don't learn the hard way. I just pray God never delivers us until we learn to deliver ourselves.

My question is why did they parade the guy who's only crime was purchasing a stolen phone when it's clear he knew nothing of the crime? Why? The way our police behave is just so crude

Bitch! Nobody needs an update from you. So shut da fu*ck up!

The nigga and his gf are straight up pieces of shit. But on the real though, bros no lie when him talk say the guy look suspect. Just look at his Twitter pic, what the fu*k is that?

Racoon:
It's a treason officials of a government are picked up in such a horrible discussion.Instead of the government to fire the affected officials or investigative this issue as would be obtained in civilised settings, it's here doing damage control.Well, karma knows how to take care of business.

Bros there's nothing the Govt can do, let's be honest. In a country were multiple offenders still retain their position, worse yet, enjoy support from many citizens. Nothing would happen, and most Nigerians would do nothing about it than tweet or the likes. We're just too docile, there's no insult to our person we're not incapable of taking. Our politicians know this well. So, let's enjoy the ride

Oldpikin:
I'm 27 and a graduate. But I look so much like I'm still a teenager and it turning me to an introvert. And my voice isn't helping especially when I'm on phone. I wanted to start smoking weed for a thicker voice but someone told me that it doesn't work for everybody.

I was about to start using some stuffs for my beards to grow but I'm scared of the side effects. Do you know how I get a thicker voice in few days? Do you know how I could get beards in few days using organic combinations?

Please help I'll really appreciate it.

Develop yourself bruh. Hit the gym and bulk up, dress smart. You'll be good my nigga

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

Bros your latest demand is just you saving face, let's be honest. So, far you'd already ticked all the boxes as far as being a simp was concerned. Your very first mistake was sticking with a girl you knew was "half-hearted" about the relationship. But of course you tried to play the savior hoping it would change things. Let's be honest, you're not obligated to do anything about their situation. To have made such a demand is enough proof that you're no longer interested. I wouldn't imagine any sensible girl agreeing to your request. So pls leave them the f*ck alone

In the 3rd pic, I'm sure the woman in the background was like "see o see o"

The undisputed king of "pidgin rap",there ain't no competition. Congrats man

pyyxxaro:
Pastor RIGHTEOUSNESS your attention is needed immediately


Let’s all clap our hands as we welcome Pastor RIGHTEOUSNESS to the podium

Guy, i almost spat garri out my mouth just now. You be case

swiz123:
I am sure this wasn't an official visit as FFK currently lacks any official capacity to visit him in the first place. Obiano lives in the state house where he can dress anyhow he wants to entertain his visiting friends.

Those complaining just need a job

Gbam! Nigerians always focus on irrelevant things. I'm beginning to think it's a mental illness

WandaMaximoff:
Comot books for that list. Nigerians don't read.

Bros na we read pass o... But we don't do shit

Impressed by the naughty by nature feature. Burna boy just keeps on impressing me with his musical choices. It's clear he's got a vast influence as far as music is concerned

Tina001:
So where is the good? Have you started? Are you making money now? Have you seen a better girl??...

Don't get me wrong o, I am not against your decision, Glad you want to hustle legit. But I am just trying to look for the "good" in your topic . Maybe you should update us .

As for your girl, she is not serious, if she can dump you because you want to be a driver then please let her go. She thinks it's easy to see a white collar job? This is Nigeria, go to school, graduate and hustle like a dropout. What if you secure the white collar job tommorow and get sacked again, will she feed you till you get another? Will you keep depending on white collar jobs? I am glad you didn't allow her pussy cloud your sense . You are not a SIMP

That's the problem with people like you who think anything good must come with the reward of material wealth or money. That's why it's easy for ladies with this school of thought to stay in absolutely toxic relationships because of material benefits and social status. There's everything absolutely "good" in getting rid of a person who places her own egoistic wants above her partner's needs. Doesn't matter if OP goes bankrupt

oluwatosink:
laliga(barca &Madrid) is overrated. Coutinho is a good player, Barca is not just the right club for him .
Griezman would have helped Atletico in ucl tournament but he chose to play for Barca .

Oga shut up! After years of champions league dominance it's now overrated? Have you forgotten who won it last season? How many champions leagues have bayern won in recent years? Una go just dey talk without proper analysis

Ain't saying burna boy ain't tight. But it was this same fool that called DJ Khalids last album a "classic". We all know how that album ended up, yeah you right, in the DUMPSTER! Album of the year my foot.

Queenlovely:
I hate burials for Christ sake, especially that condolence things.

a while back in March 1980 , I visited Elsalvador to educate a bunch of youths against gangsterism, the ms13 gang the most dreaded gang, opened fire in church that day killing the archbishop of EL Salvador Óscar Arnulfo Romero, he died before my very eyes, there was commotion everywhere, people were hiding for cover,

I wept that month and ate nothing, I emancipated and anorexia set in, Today I am ok but I will never forget that day

he he... Ease up on the mushrooms babydoll

Teejay13:
Okay nice!

I only need the screen, but with your price i dont think we can deal

okay... It negotiable anyways... So what you willing to pay for the screen

MurphyInc:
Yes

okay... So could we discuss details on a more private medium?... May i get your digits?

Teejay13:
How much do you wish to sell, also where is your location DM to me via https:///2347052481183

I'm looking at 30k for the whole bundle(including the scrap laptop)... I'm in Lagos, iyana-ipaja to be precise

Supercaddy:
Please, not in this thread Sir. You can create yours

Noted... No vex

Anyone interested in a 15'6 laptop HD screen? It's in good condition. Got another scrap laptop too for anyone interested in buying for parts.