₦airaland Forum

Ha ha... Bros you're a special case. I never knew there were men who liked the religious types. You had no problems with her being less religious when she was giving you pussy abi? Doesn't matter if you hit it twice, you still hit it. I'm not suprised you're a hypocrite. Looking for a religious girl when you can't even keep your dick in your pants. Oga shift abeg!

PrinceMajestic:
You foolish Op change the heading. Hands are robbed together when praising monarchs or when monarchs are praying for you. You don't understand, you just post nonsense that his begging them. Did you see cap on his head? No cus they're monarchs not chiefs, respect the caps on their heads, they have their various council of chiefs just like oba has his, stop writing rubbish you could by insulting people unjustly out of your ignorance. Oshiomole is being cultural and not disrespectful like those PDP guys that all wore caps and relaxed b4 oba

Pls shut up there! Does it change the fact that this man is shameless and would do anything to maintain a foothold in Edo politics. I just pity the people of the state because they'll be the ones to bear the brunt at the end of the day. I really feel irritated

I know it's easier said than done but this "pick my call" mentality is not helping matters. What happened to pushing the boundaries of art and doing what inspires you. Every artiste is now looking to draw a politician so that they can get favors. It's becoming annoying

Badonasty:
I don’t know maybe I’m old fashioned ooo but this proposal of a thing still amazes me...so you’re dating someone and both of you don’t even know whether it’ll end in marriage or what!?

Things change bro. The mistake people make is thinking everything has to be initiated by a clear purpose, and life just isn't that way. Even if you intend marrying someone, who's to say dating wouldn't reveal some unpalatable things about the person. Them no dey know human being finish o

Mtcheew! Dem go soon dey use am dey take survey areas where dem fit mount road block collect bribe. Useless people

Stupid bitches... To bring person down na him dem sabi. I just knew her claims were bogus when i looked at the time frame of the alleged crime. Mtcheew!

vivilafrosh:
Young beautiful Instagram Nigerian Beauty is arguably the most beautiful girl in Nigeria. She goes by the name tekkyshy in her Instagram page and seems to have attracted lots of admiration. Her no make up picture has revealed her natural beauty.


I think she's the most beautiful girl in Nigeria (opinion)

]I hope you're just a friend helping her with publicity sha. Honestly, guys who go around hovering like flies on the IG pages of girls who think they're the sh*t are really pathetic. Throwing compliments at chics who only need their broke ass for validation

I sympathize with their families, but in all honesty, the victims have only got themselves to blame. Come on, this ain't the first incident. Why did they throw caution to the wind? Smh

When do they wanna complete this one now? What happened to developing the inner cities? This is most likely going to end up an elephant project since our government can't resist the urge to loot. I don't know why we like to ignore the expedient for wasteful projects. And the masses sure love to get their hopes up.

Had listened to this guy's 2nd album a couple of times these past weeks. . And i must say he was a fine rapper. The era of rappers is more or less over in Nigeria. Everyone has hopped on the overloaded afro pop train.

Fragility6:
The girlfriend chilling in one spot knowing anoda nigga go don dey maintain d engine

Bros life is for the living o, na so e suppose be

allen113:
bros calm down na abi we dey quarrel?

No vex abeg... I just believe if someone is really vital to your "destiny", they should atleast be helpful with some advice for your business or some other tangible thing,not giving you luck. Because when luck runs out, what are you gonna do then?

allen113:
op, you said you're from a poor home and she still agree to date you even when other guys are wooing her, when you were single you never made 800k, immediately you started dating her you've made over 2m, bros Abeg marry her, she get luck way dey follow her, as long as she is not cheating on you, forgive her stingy nature.

You're slowpoke for giving OP this advice, i hope you're joking. That's how you people use superstition to destroy your lives. All of a sudden his success isn't a result of hardwork but some spoilt entitled brat of a girlfriend. Better be careful

kokoA:
At least this one is not talentless as Efe.

Bros you guys should cut Efe some slack... I'm not a Nigerian music buff by any means, but I've listened to his most recent EP. He's clearly improved, production-wise too

Taking a video of one's self crying has to be on another scale of pretentiousness. Shit is weird as f*ck

Righteousness89:
We All as Humanity need God's Mercy!

Only God's Mercy can Rescue Humanity in these Crazy times..

Na you i just dey find. You're crazy

SmartProf:
Nice move...the civil service in Nigeria generally speaking is very uninspiring. A visit to some of their offices shows loads of them gossiping, others eating mama put or boiled groundnut, while some others maybe nursing kids or sleeping. But they are very conscious of checking calenders to know how soon the month is ending, in anticipation of their salaries.

You hit it spot on bros... It's a very uninspiring, and even depressing environment. I did my I.T in one of those establishments, and i must say it made me reconsider whether we really did deserve a good government.

tesppidd:
The loss of Man CIty is a big incentive for both teams to win this match. And then go ahead to win the cup.

Any of these 2 teams will beat Arsenal in the final.

Arsenal is a very useless team, especially in big games.

Yeah right... And we've been in and won more FA cup FINALS!!! than any other team, bar Man Utd. Guy you're just salty.

Manofvalor1:
Pls.when next you write a new post try to offer apologies for bad use of english.your writeup is too ambiguous for understanding.what do you mean by the more i eat, the less i see,hear and feel?.are you blind,deaf or anorexic or diabetic? what do you mean by the less i eat,the more i see,hear and feel?are you seeing spirits when you dont eat? i just cant understand! i myself do live a fasting life but i have no idea what your post connotes.

Bros me sef just tire... It's these same vagueness and subjectivity that makes religious people seem quite nuts, and alienates them from more rational thinking folks.

Eriggs:
foolish men destroying niger delta. and some fools will be online blaming PMB for their problems in life for over 20 years. u ain't seen anything yet. una suffering just dey start. una and una papa go dey alrite las las.
shamelss idiots congratulating the criminal that stole the lives of their youths. same youths coming online to complain how they are suffering are even happy.
hunger go wire una head till una get sense

As in ehn... Bros you just talk wetin dey my mind.

Always building building, but the country is still shit. They'll use this opportunity to steal money. And even when the center is built, it wouldn't take a while for the canker worm that is mismanagement to rear it's ugly head.

vybzkartel:
I proposed love to her though knowing that she had a guy
Wanted to marry her but she said she will think about it. Later she said No so I moved on.

I decided to avoid her totally since I wanted the feeling I had for her to die since I couldn't get her...I wouldn't call nor message for about a month and then she would either call or message me. This cycle has gone on for about three years. Anytime I decide to forget her, she will call or message asking why I don't call and bla bla. When she does that and I decide to call or message her, she would give excuses and hang up or quit chats.

When I shun her, she will find her way back to call me or message me. Should I blacklist her and block her on messenger?

If she doesn't love me and can't date me, why can't she let me be? Please advise

You proposed marriage to her knowing she had a guy? Bros you no get sense. You still come nairaland dey ask wetin you go do? Bros who do you this thing?

So we should be thanking the Yorubas now abi?... All these ethnic politics is why we're struggling to move forward. For God sake how has it benefitted the majority of Nigerians!? Why do our leaders like shoving this "unity pill" down our throats like we're suppose to be grateful that we're united inspite of their shoddy attempts at leadership. Which is a huge factor as to why our unity is on a shaky foundation in the first place. I'm just tired of this shit, aren't we all? I guess not

azadus18:
diz 1 get mental problem oo

Like seriously man, shit ain't even funny anymore. Dude is nuts

PAGAN9JA:
Beautiful. We must return to the TRADITIONAL Animist RELIGION of our ancestors.

99.9% of Nigerian problems will be solved


We must take our roots seriously.

We must respect the nature and all living things around us. From the smallest owl or cat to the largest bat or elephant. This is most important. Everything else is secondary.

We must be upright and revive our ethos. No matter the negative forces we face around us. We must be strong.

We must learn to respect women. Regardless of the attitudes we face.






I think you both need jesus.

You're a walking contradiction, you know that?... You proscribe Traditional animist religion as an answer to all our problems. Only to go ahead later, telling some dudes they need Jesus

since he "habitually scooped up his student’s brains after filling them with knowledge"... That sentence was like a punchline. Damn! That shit hit different

slimfit1:
God, I pray I don't kill my helper. Look at China with there pandas. God please open my eyes to see beauty in your creation not evil. God bless me with wisdom to be able use the opportunities around me.

Nobody needs to open your eyed bros... It's really just common sense

ican2020:
Owl signifies evil, killing it was the best option.

And you signify stupidity. Staying away from you is the best option

Capitulation is our specialty i swear

Smh...It is quite clear that the vast majority of people in this country are brainless. If only they could sit down to think,they wouldn't have lifted a finger.

Apination:
I'm a street boxer and with your taekwondo, I go beat you blue and black

Bros you too funny abeg

Dobson43:




After reading the comments given so far, I felt pressured to add mine. Baby girl, is this your first time? Basically, it's better the guy does the chasing. You hide under the cloak of false modesty. You bid your time. You don't get swayed by every handsome hunk that comes your way. Do you know that the queen is the most powerful piece in the game of Chess? That's the consummate power of being a woman. You are flexible, cunning and a master of appearance. You are a grand schemer. You plan and sit back let your mark come to you. You don't commit so easily. Once you do, you lose your power.


Girl, it's an aberration to invite a guy to come screw your kitties. It's unsavory and distasteful. Where is your dignity? Tease the young whippersnapper till he wanna screw your brains out. Make sure he comes on you real good. Seduce his mind, his heart, his soul. Then claim his body after all there is a saying: all is fair in love and war. And girl, na war be this. Subduing his defenses till bro goes bananas.


I can go on and on but I think you finally get the picture.

You've read 48 laws of power a little too much bros. That's some shitty advice