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smartval:
Digging two pussy everyday, he will finally carry pussy d'or

That trophy na the Hornihofhife go de hold am for the next few years..
Pussy D'Or!!

Mavinsoladele:
Before I could type 'FTC'! Three people had commented above me.

Better luck and faster fingers next topic!

Structural engineers in the house, this topic is for you.
Between two columns is a space of 6.5m and the designed beam is 50cm in depth. This is smack in the middle of the living room. It's a 2 storey duplex. The living room is on the ground floor.
The beam doesn't look good hanging where it is.
Can structural engineers here suggest ways to make the depth smaller?
Thanks everyone.

A careful look at prophesy in the bible shows you that is not what people are doing today.
The word itself has been bastardized, misconceived, misconstrued, missapplied and misused!
In the bible God NEVER gave prophesy to individuals for "you will be great, wealthy, or for personal convenience"
Rather it was given to a prophet to individuals or Israel for the purpose of SALVATION as the end product!
Then, it was accompanied by precise timing and always to happen in future and it will be PROVEN!
Today, charlatans spew predictions(most are not even true) permutations and assumptions and garnish it with "God told me" and frw passages of the bible and those who are not ready to study and prove the word of God just swallow it and are sold!
To be a true christian you need to study and see how God does His things.

OP, count yourself very lucky you have a wife who has concern about number of children. Some wives will just keep dropping them like they're going out of fashion yet blame you for not doing anything about it.
Better enjoy the 3 you have and plan a great future for them. Don't listen to anyone who tells you 3 kids are not enough, my in-laws had a way of telling my wife to have more children... They have 7 and 8 children and are busy looking to us to help pay school fees and sundry!
Prepare for the horror of teenage period of childhood when you will need all your senses and emotions to handle the 3... Any addition to it means more trauma...

Manny21:
You are not popular in your state. You cannot influence the workers you did not pay for months to vote for a particular candidate. Either you work for Obi or not will not change anything.

Better he remains at PDP, he will contaminate LP.

irunoko:
warn him in public so that when E sup,there will be plenty of witnesses

Thanks bro!

Greattestman:
Parents pls watch out for the kind of people your premature kids mingle with.

In fact, I just warned one guy about the same. Usually calls my daughter his wife. I just told him clearly peodophiles start using the same method... Also informed my daughter to stay clear but with respect from him.
No time for nonsense...

MuMuOnBail:
Whatever brought her to sleep over in your house, apart from her being stranded is sex, so better have the sex now or regret later, except she is a minor.

If you don't f*ck her, she will tell her friends that you are not a wise guy or you are impotent.


Am not saying you should rape person pikin ooo

You're right! Happened to me in my early 20s, girl called told a cousin of mine "your Cousin isn't smart"
Well... I remained like that!

Trustedapparel:
My mother in-law always complain that I don't give her attention ....fast forward to yesterday my mother in-law add me on wattsap and start sending me sexy pictures of hers....mind u we are all staying together at my family resident...infact Thier is one day that I am dressing this woman just batch in into my room without fear , looking at my penis ...I was so ashame of my self ....I don't want to chase her away ....and I haven't report to my wife this issue... because I don't want to bring separation in-between them .....mind u the said mother in-law is only 42 years.....I don't know were to start from, this thing is killing me inside and giving me sleepless knight,I need advice please no insult

If you don't fear what a woman can and will do, you will land yourself in place of fear forever!
Remember garden of Eden... That's what landed us in this fearful world..

ezeonline:
Mark de Man

Yeaaaa... The Belgian!

Joel Bats ... France keeper 1986 WC
Vassili Rats Russian midfielder 1982/86 WC

Albert0011:
Declan Rice
Surprise moriri
Dean white head.
Mark fish
Rat...one Romanian footballer's name
Vagnar love.

Vagner Love is brazilian

MarxisGLABACK:
SONY ERICSSON IS ORIGINAL GRAND PRODUCT
SONY COMPANY BOUGHT OVER ERICSSON & CHANGED 2 SONY ERICSSON

Yes I'm aware.
The thing is with the fakes that brand their products with very similar names to the original but with one or two letters different!
NOKLA, SANYA, SAMSANG, ERICSOM etc

azikiweironsi:
infact you have said it all
The way your statement bursting my bubbles right now, I can't stop laughing

Funny that incidence hasn't been forgotten! Once a while we still laugh over it!

ceaser:
Those things are deliberate to fool buyers who mostly don't know the fraud until days or weeks. Then a fake Nokia will be imprinted with NOKLA. A fake SANYO becomes SAMYO. SONY becomes SQNY.

I don't see these as business acumen, but rather as fraud.

You're absolutely right...

Some 25 years ago someone bought a radio cassette player at the general market and proudly brought it home, his daughter told me about her dad buying Panasonic radio cassette player. I expressed my doubts since it was bought in the market...
When I saw it finally, it was labelled PANASOANIC!!
I almost fainted from laughter!
Again, during the early days of GSM, when the video/camera editions were new, a friend proudly went to buy one, it wasn't until TWO full days later we noticed it's labelled SONY ERICSSOM not Ericsson!

Efuaye:
That was not Africa at all. More like China!

Obviously, this was a doctored video!
Her Majesty would never condescend to that level of inhumanity!
For Christ's sake, she had the best of Aides.

Absolutely right. It's not the Queen, but a lady in Indochina throwing food at children.

UselessBuharist:
I’ll just make it brief, I was in my early 20’s, my friends talked me into the journey but I didn’t know they were not travelling with us until the day we left Nigeria.

I didn’t have much information about the journey but because they told me it’s easy and fun I left Nigeria with them.

We were first held by rebels in the desert for 28 days, mind you I left Nigeria Feb 3rd 2009 and I got to Libya in March.

The owner of the uncomplicated building we were living brought the police to arrest us 4 days after I got to the house, some guys were arrested but i and some other guys escaped, we ran into the cemetery and slept there till 6AM.

I found a Nigerian who offered to allow me stay in his house, few days later I told him that I got a connection to cross to Italy and I will be living the following day.

The following morning this guy left the house and locked everyone inside, he returned in the evening with 3 guys, a Ghanian and 2 Nigerians. The moment he entered the house he pointed at me saying this is the boy before I knew what was happening they stated beating me asking me to follow them. I resisted and fought back, the landlord heard the noice, he came knocking so the guys quickly ran away.

The following morning this guy asked me to pay him $300 before he will allow me leave, I said you should have said that instead of bringing people to beat me up. Then I gave him the money and left his house to the camp from where we were to be taken to the sea side.

The same night we were taken to the sea side, when we got there we were ask to sit on the floor and not make noice, about 3 minutes later a small balloon boat came and was taking us 30/30 to the big boat, I was on the 3rd batch, few minutes after I entered the big boat, we saw boats coming towards our direction behold they were coast patrol.

The person that was to sail our boat told everyone that we will all die instead of him to allow the police arrest him then he zoomed off, the police chased our boat till they caught us when we were almost out of Libya territory.

We were arrested and taken to prison on Sunday and we broke the prison on Tuesday and escaped. We were chased all night……. Na long story bro I hope I get to document all that happened on that trip one day. I lost my left eye as a result of the beating I got from the guys that were invited to beat me.

Quite unfortunate bro... Hope you're good now?

JAWBONE:
Kano Pillars relegated

I'm dazed too!

Blue86:
Common sense is for the mother who lives a street or so away to return back to where she came from, for the god mother who is from another state entirely to move on Wednesday.

You guys are not treating that God mother right.

It is situations like this that makes people not to be bothered about caring for others because of insensitivity in not appreciating their efforts.

You go and tell your mother inlaw yourself, man of the house.
And let your wife's blah blah land in the bin.

You are the one to set the house in order.

You are the leader.

In this case, there is no wisdom from her.

Let mama leave her kaya in the house, go back.and come back thursday.

If you know women enough you will understand that the MIL may have started feeling jealousy and thinking maybe her daughter and husband will show more love to godmother! Or may even think godmother will make passes at hubby as wife is still healing!
So, she has decided to barge in!
If not common sense should have prevailed!

Candidlady:
Where were you when the creator was distributing sense

Which one is emotional blackmail

Hmmmm... You thrive on insults it seems... Second one on one page...

Gospelpreacher1:
Sir,You Believe or you don't believe is not relevant. The day you close your eyes in Death you must believe.

You Believe In JESUS Christ or you refuse to believe, continue! But the day you Depart, you Must Believe in JESUS but it will be Late.
There is no Repentance in the Grave.
Mercy Expires at death.

See, if someone says something that the bible didn't say and claims it's bible truth then that person is wrong. He should admit it.
Has anyone visited heaven? Many Claim they have but all accounts vary and nothing concrete as what we have recorded in the bible. Better to trust the bible than any claims by any man.
Don't defend Christianity based on fallacy. Defend it with truth from the bible!

Really cool car.

tohnice:
you are not going to buy the car with plate number bro

Oh, you're selling without the number plate?

I'll never forget when a girl tried to give me greenlight, somehow I was able to keep away from her... Months later heard she was looking for me to "deal with"! She was pregnant! Had I fallen for her, would have been roped in as father of her child! I was only 16!
At 19, I drove my dad's 504, I gave a girl a lift... We chatted... She liked my ways, I drove her around and we saw each other often. I never toasted her, one day she gave me a letter. She accused me of trying to lure her to have se.x! I was shocked!
Lessons:
Never get emotionally attached to ladies you're trying to elevate.
Define what you want and are doing with a lady if you leave it on basis of assumption she's going to nail you with it someday... It will be nasty.
90% of the time a lady is giving you the greenlight, it's going to end badly.
Remember this: a scorned lady hath fury worse than hell.
Peace!

marlow1962:
Why do Nigerians love listening to meaningless songs?
I don’t judge what you listen to, just saying tho.

What I'm trying to understand is why most songs are in single syllable titles!

Adebisi0070:
I agree with you, i guess is time i change location

You'll never regret your changing location. God be with you and guide you.

07kjb:
Don't make a move at her,but preserve the friendship

She might even be harmless

Hahahahahahaha... I laugh in adjectives!
Nothing like preserve friendship there! The woman will NEVER give room for friendship to be preserved, she wants it and will do anything to get it... Best advice: OP, better vanish!

guobe:
Lol I prefer that channel to people singing shayo o o o o

You're my man!! Love that channel!

Profperfect:
Men! Am broken right now . Like I know shits I have endured , covered , forgiven this lady , not to talk of once my lecturer visited our lodge(room) on going outside to get something in few minutes before I got back , they were already on it. She denied but later agreed cause I almost caught them red handed. The lecturer after like a year called me and confessed that his heart is troubling him that am a good person , that I should forgive him , which I did but each time I see him I remember, she has caused me pains , accusing me of not trusting her but she is actually the one doing things to break my trust fir her daily , tell me how do I trust this kind of a person ,

Open your eyes and see how manipulative she is!! Doing wrong yet claiming to be the victim... Please my bro... With lightening speed... QUIT THIS RELATIONSHIP!!!

Blunttruth:
I wish she could see this rubbish so that she knows how foolish she is to be giving a man what she is meant to give her husband . Two dumb people living together.

It's guys like both of them that contribute to vices in the world... Get a girl pregnant, careless about the child, move to another and impregnate again... Cycle continues... And you expect a viceless society?? Can't happen!