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udemzyudex:
Oga go and take several seats

Only him o!

post=74438228:
These HERDSMEN disappeared when the evil party were having their primaries and busy with their Dubai tactics, now few weeks to election, their sponsors have sent them out once again.

God will punish all their evil sponsors and make evil things befall them all and everyone that support them.
Everyone that do not want peace in this nation will NEVER go scot free.
Bastards.

So this is the best you can come up with? Political rhetorics? Have a heart, man! Better, don't post at all!! Why haven't these men been stopped in their tracks since 2015? Why haven't we seen any convicted and sentenced for murder?

Lemme tell you something:

If you are not Fulani, I advise you to have a plan to leave Nigeria because the ethnic bigot you are working so hard to enthrone again will do nothing when his kinsmen begin slaughtering yours in the village.

mushystuff:
Beyond repair? Then what exactly is he doing there? Obviously worsening the situation since he can't repair and upgrade. That's unacceptable.
One examle of thise y'all insulted as corrupt looters and thieves is Akpabio. Where is he today? Has he been indicted/has he returned the supposed loot or was that all a pack of lies the Buhari govt formulated against him and all PDP members and now he's APC he's no longer a 'corrupt looter'?

You are even replying the cretinous madman!

Don't bother, boss.....he's irredeemable!

supereagle:
My president you know how to handle distractions if you could handle that of KANU and IPOBS foolishness, no distraction will overrun you.

Let him do "Python Dance" in all workers' homes, naa.

Foolishbuhari:
Unfortunately Burna, we have to share same country with these FOOLS!

It's a sad reality but God helping me, I'm leaving If Buhari wins, my visa don already dey very ready...na dual citizenship now sef I dey fine; any country when I fit go marry wife natualize is welcome.

The suffer go kill all the zombies and if the few progressive ones let the zombies and retrogressives have their way in the 2019 polls like it's beginning to seem, I have nothing but pity for them. I curse The day I became a Nigerian!

My brother, I no fit shout!

That's how someone who believes he's educated replied me on Facebook that any vote for neither Bubu nor Atiku is a wasted vote!

What is wrong with Nigerians that they must have kleptomaniac madmen as leaders?

Me sef tire for this Naija, me sef dey plan to cut out, but please don't curse the day you were born.

CilicMarin:
This is just a vile attempt to sensationalize, scandalize and muddle up issues to hoodwink their intended audience..

What is the work of the committee for collation of Presidential elections? Nothing...

It is just a ceremonial committee, whose only work to collate results which by the way would be announced in the respective states by the STATE Resident Commissioners before journeying to Abuja to announce the same result.....

Like we Observed in 2015, only the state Electoral commissioners had the powers to announce the results....

Cable, Punch, Thisday, Vanguard, Tribune and New Telegraph together with their paymaster PDP will be all put to shame next month Insha Allahu..

So INEC placing Buhari's niece as head of the committee should not raise any concerns, abi?

For a man who says he has integrity, Mr President is really doing a good job of showing the world he has no knowledge of the meaning of the word!

Why not place someone else there if only to keep the opposition happy?

nellybadas:
Anyone noticed.....I.m confused o. One picture is showing swollen left eye, the other picture is showing swollen right eye.?!!!!!!

But our law enforcement agents really need training on managing people.

Bad phone photography.

Most phones show mirrored images.

Test your phone by wearing a T-shirt with writing on it. If you can't read the words then it is mirrored. You can edit that.

You're just seeing pics taken before and after "mirror editing".

Babymira:
Funny!!..Which type of weed did this young man take?

So you never heard of Ezego Ndi Igbo?!?!

bigkahuna704:
Well, The English Usage Is To Die For.

Agreed.

She's good.

stalwart123:


Is Sanwo Olu a Christian? He's been attending so many Christian gathering recently.

Just a question ooo.

I haven't seen him in a mosque yet, either, so, he must be a Christian.

Abi e take mistake wear in junior broda own ni?

See in trouser like Alfaa Mujahidi own!

No be human being go vote for am?

Una wicked o!

Make den no see light use work?

alluson:
That shouldn't bother them if they are clean.... beside, the should sue them for false allegation

We all know falsehood is best defeated with the truth.
Let them bring forward the facts that vindicate them of PDP's claims.

post=74369439:
we know

Just like that, alert go show!

So what's new?

APC did it against GEJ, too, so Bubu should suck it in, grow a pair and take it like a man!

TheGreenLand:
This thief is still crying everyday.

These cries and wailing will never depart from your household Atiku, only if you never stole billions from this country.

I'm sure "Mr. Integrity" will clear his name before election, because if he doesn't, we will go to the polls believing he is a big thief as well.

Acquiring Keystone Bank and 9Mobile? That's an all-time low for a Nigerian president!

Please tell your principal to clear his name with convincing proof, because rhetorics won't cut it this time.

HavocGirlMile99:
It's too early.

He's an orphan.

He's stranded in school.

He's starving.

He has a phone loaded with data.

Make I just relax here dey watch.

Oshigun:
Stop hating blindly because the name Tinubu gives you a panic attack. I could lead Lagos to be proclaimed best mega city boss in the entire universe in the next 4 years.

That is how much of a cracking first team Lagos has not to even talk B and C team. You sit with some of these men and women for 10 minutes and you are blown away. You just think wow !!!!

OSHEY!

docadams:
The sim of the thread is to expose the inconsistencies in his stories. This is in keeping with the questionable personality OBJ said he has.

What of the incredibly corrupt man whose ADC clearly facilitated the smuggling?

What does that make "Saint" Buhari?

LordSaints:
Tiwa I know yemi alade I know who da fvck is this

Someone who's made TIME Magazine.

In fact, you don't even need to know her. People in Hollywood know her. The Mayor of Pittshurgh knows her. The Governor of Pennsylvania knows her.

I'm sure she's OK with the people who do know her.

This guy dey craze!

Oya, begin dey ask for "proof of singleness" naa!

Useless man!

KingOfAllIgbos:
The guy in the middle is the Highest Goal Scorer.

He should be awarded Scrotum D'Or

OR

Epon D'or in Yoruba

"Epòon Góòlù in Yorùbá

virago:
MENSA is for those with a very high IQ , ( Intelligence Quotient , with genius starting from 140 ). He may not be a genius from what he has written , geniuses are usually good all round , on the other hand savants are usually extra extra good in one area of endeavour and would usually outshine even the best geniuses in that particular field. Taking the MENSA test isn't needed as he hasn't shown to be good in all fields.
Try to read up on
Savants
Geniuses
Prodigies ( usually only in mathematics and music fields )

I know all this.

Still, without being tested, how will he know?

To follow up on this, should we say, because you might be right, he shouldn't get a test?

What if it reveals he's a genius and doors start to open?

Like you said, he MAY not be a genius. That, on the converse side, means he MAY be one.

maasoap:
People like you are usually die an unhappy individual

Because I said it as it is?

What works in this country?

In which area has any government got it right?

I'm not unhappy, but it's not because of the state of Nigeria. I will be depressed if I think about it!

I'm happy and thankful to God because, in spite of the governments' many failings and gross insensitivity, He has kept me and mine alive and well.

That doesn't change the fact that people are dying unnecessary deaths and others are politicising it!

It's much better not to be deluded about this country.

Herlertah:
Hello Nairalanders, Lol, never thought I would one day post anything on Nairaland. I used to come here just to read news and funny comments by you guys. People like simplykush .

Before I go further, I will forever be in debt of the mods if they can pls let this reach front page.

My name (nickname actually) is Herlertah, 18, graduated from secondary school last year with 4 distinctions and 4Bs in WAEC and prospective student of OAU pharmacy (got 281 in jamb but still waiting on that slow school)

I decided to discuss a very important thing with you guys as I know we have many intelligent guys here who, as I have witnessed, have helped many people here.

I discovered when I was in Jss classes that I have the ability to multiply, divide, add and of course, subtract numbers (even big ones, I mean very big ones) without using calculator within a short time or no time at all!!

I am very also very good in squaring numbers within twinkle of an eye, just like, Scott flansburg.
I can find the square of 98765 within 10 seconds with my brain. I know the factor of ever number from 1-more than 10,000 or even more (don't know my limit). I once found the 3^40 and got 12157665459056928801with my head (took me few mins though). It's the longest record I have for now.

I also have the ability to know on what day of the week a date falls, I mean any date, whether past or future. Like asking me on what day of the week June 3rd, 2065 will fall and I will tell you that it's gonna be Wednesday.

I have known this for a while, buh where I am living here in Osun State, its hardly recognised. Although, I was given A MacBook upon from graduation from sec school mainly because of this ability of mine. Still I need help, I want to show this to the world, I want to make the country proud. I can do much more and I don't even know how I am able to do it. Although, I work them in my head buh in a rapid manner.

Thank you as you help with your invaluable comment.

Thank you!!!

Take MENSA test.

I tell you, even if you live under a rock, if you make MENSA, the world will notice you!

Google MENSA today.

A win-win, if you ask me!

His kids will grow up to appreciate what he did for them as a father.

He can still hop on a plane and come grace the movie sets in Naija every once in a while and hop off the shithole back to the Land of the Free for a feel of the normal life!

Thanks for your honesty, man, and wishing you all the best!

I'm sure the dude refused!

No associating with failure for a man with sense!

izzou:


To me, Ambode performed well. Yes, he may have made some wrong decisions, but he did work.

I still find it funny how APC supporters say he underperformed, and see Buhari as an overperformer

And yes, the project is timely. It's supposed to end by January 2019 but I doubt if they can achieve that

As in, eeehn? Which Governor in the history of Lagos has done as much in so short a time?

APC people dey kolo, I tell you!

Ambode outshone Fashola yet Fashola got 8 years and Ambode was pushed off at the primaries by Tinubu and his cronies.

Only one lesson here: Lagos APC is in Tinubu's thrall! Even if he tells them to eat excreta, they will!

I'm just waiting to see "Sanwó e" beat all Ambo was able to achieve in 4 years.

Badmusthomas:
y are u talking like this

Look at her name.

You will know why money is everything to her and her people.

BigGuyMan:
Maybe the girl did something bad first.
Women always trying to play the victim card

Eléríibú!