₦airaland Forum

xrayj:
These people u mentioned have money & can comfortably get a personal ventilator. How many Nigerians can barely feed let alone having money for treatment? As at last week or so, we were around 55 total cases, but today we are confirming 86 cases in just one day! Wait till may ending before u start saying the bold, it is still too early.

Abba kyari had money, was comfortable and could get a ventilator, wetin happen las las? By the way, as far as I'm concerned,Abba kyari is old enough to die. Why would an 82-year old not die? What is he alive doing? Must the media relate every death to coronavirus? Why all these negative publicity?

But just like you said, make we dey wait till May ending.

Hardebayo:
I think the government didn't give people enough time to prepare for the lock down. If the lock down is not relaxed for people to stock up food and essential that can last a long time, anarchy will ensures and it will be chaotic.
ADVICE TO THE FG:
1. Release enough grains from the reserve to support the food in warehouses.
2. Do honest transfer of cash to people in need based on family size(hoping we will all be truthful)
3. Lock down the whole country for 21 days and deploy military services to mount road block.
4. All of us should comply by staying home �.
By doing all these, we will be able to separate those infected from those that are not, thereby not collapsing our fragile health system. If we failed to do all these, NEW YORK will be a child's play. I pray God give us a real help and save our land.

You see this fear you feel now...that is exactly what the media wants. You read in the news several weeks ago that Matuidi, Arteta and even Davido's Chioma have recovered. Even Prince Williams and Boris Johnson, as old as they are, have recovered. But those good news mean nothing to you. You are more interested in the bad news that is happening in New York, because.....your brain don't tell you that worse things have impacted the earth and its inhabitants and still left when their time is up.

Let's be real. Considering the time we discovered the first case in Nigeria to this particular moment, coupled with how we Nigerians flouted lockdown rules, there is supposed to be very critical public health crisis at this moment. People are supposed to be dropping dead on the streets. Maybe it's because of our prayers and fasting. Or maybe the whole Nigerian version of the issue is a sham.

But then, whatever that happens, expect more lockdowns. We as a third-world country cannot continue with economic activities at a time when first-world countries have paused theirs due to some issue which I think, is largely exclusive to them. That's how low Nigeria, and the rest of Africa are, among the league of nations. For I am very sure that when Africa experienced Ebola crisis, other parts of the world did not initiate lockdowns. And it will continue to be like this for a very long time, till Africa would rise from the ashes she has heaped on herself.

OlawaleBammie:
My guy na soo oo..

One tin about me is dat a be mumu wen it comes to love, but the moment u re trying to b head and shoulders above me den i wil silently drag u down. Why??
Cus i hate nonsense.
I have insensitivity.
I hate injustice.
I hate cheating...and above all..
I HAVE EGO.

Which kain level naa, a no b mumu naa..


One problem with me is dat am to mumu wen it come to love BUT WEN U WANT TO SHOW ME PEPPER..HMMM


TINS WIL B SPOILING AND OLAWALE GO DEY HAPPY,
THE MORE THINS SPOIL, THE MORE AM HAPPY.

Guy I'm convinced that we are led by the same spirit.

OlawaleBammie:
Oga if i were u i wil just leave her alone for like 8months to 1 year and see what she's up to.

1) just avoid her touching ur sensitive parts to avoid arousing u
2) provide watever ur family need as u hav always done.
3) smile to her always, pls with her, tickle her but dont let her tickle u back
4)plsy with her and take her out
5) Dont sound sissy while with her, sounds like a scary man at times
6) Dont always give deep details of ur whereabouts, just say i want to get to underbridge, final. What u want to do there, who h want to meet there is not much of her concern.
7) as i said earlier, PLS TRY TO B RESPONSIBLE AT HOME EVEN AS TWICE AS BEFORE. BUT DONT ASK FOR SEX
Dont ever report her to anybody
9)Try as much as posible to play out with ur niggas, wen u get home just take ur shower, go to her and peck her den go to bed straight..




In all u do just try as much as posible to confuse her with how u deal with tins, i swear she would call u for board meeting.

The pure thin is dat she wont have anything to hold against u but she would b feeling the sidelining terribly.

Guy na the same mother and father born us? We be twins? Why you dey reason like me?

In addition to this, if na me be you @op, one year plus, my sugarcane no go enter her honeypot. I no go even disturb am sexually. Till she report me to both her mother and my mother. Then in the presence of all three, I will just tell both mothers that "This woman too like f##k".

If she embarrass me privately, I'll embarrass her "publicly"

Oluwa ke ihe na-eme? Oluwa wetin dey vibrate?

Everyday since this lockdown thing began, these ladies now converge in their numbers to discuss about high libido, sexual urges and satisfaction. Every single day. Now na men dey do shakara, while the ladies chase them around.

I come dey reason to myself say e be like say Seun suppose organise a kind of orgy where these ladies can get laid. Because with the way I'm seeing things, someone will get raped by these hens very soon. Like the situation is getting more threatening by the day.

Tufiakwa!

soulpeppersoup:
Your definition of leadership has been bastardized by the definition given by the weak men of today.

Go and check the history of a successful warring nation, their kings lead from the war front.

There is a difference between leading from the war front and leading in the war front.

He is leading from the war front, not in the war front.

As in Alexander the Great that led his men from Macedonia to India is stupid

That corona guy off me. I have not seen a better support for mediocrity before

Ohemababy:
Na wa o.

Cant people just see things as ordinary for once in their lifetime?

She dey use style beg you for prick. How?
Please click on her username and read her other threads.
Shes obviously just kidding about it all. Plus I dont see anything wrong in what shes saying.

Abi did she go to the man's WhatsApp to be telling him all that.

Na wa

Lekwa ha. See them. Partners in crime. May another woman teach your man sex styles. Ngwa say Amen immediately.

duchaB:
Sure.. It's all good if you assume it's cool..As long as another lady out there is free to do the same for your own man..

Just know there are things which seem right but are dangerous and unethical.

No mind that woman. Na express she dey go like this but she no sabi. I no too blame her shaa. Na the man wey deem Nairaland fit to describe porn wey im act with im wife na im I blame.

Imagine a strange woman jump out from nowhere and start giving me unsolicited ideas on how to bang my partner. Me go draw my glasses down a bit look you properly. I will definitely be like "who be this one wey dey use style beg me for p®ick?

Sixfeetbelle:
In the days of our forefathers, women hid their high libido to avoid being termed horrible names. Prostitution was a secret society back then, known only by the men but dominated by women. If you didn't know this, ask around, or how did you think FGM came about? How did you even conceive a widow being pushed to remarry immediately came about?

Civilization and modernity freed women from those shackles, which is why what you're seeing now is shocking you. And I understand, you're a traditionalist, but if your definition of a virtuous woman is a woman with low libido, then you have to test a lot of women before marriage to find your wife cause some virgins can't determine their libido untill they experience sex from an expert, ie assuming your criteria for 'virtuous woman' is a virgin.

After the "f#ck f#ck" and high libido, you don collect award

Nne get out!

bukatyne:


Forgive me for assuming you were sane.

Adios.

Bye Bye, sex educationist

bukatyne:


Would you rather be the one coached?

And we just giving him ideas.

His creativity would flow and give him more styles.

2. A husband has the license to enjoy his wife as he likes. So those things don't apply.

Aunty, leave husband and wife alone. Find your own man and experiment your ideas with him. No be you dey help am f##k im wife before.

And no dey project your talk come my side. Me no gbadu your kitten abeg. The ones wey I dey see for real life, I never finish with them

bukatyne:
The one holding you?

Sorry o!

This too shall pass.

See as you dey coach man on how e go f##k im own wife. Nawa for you o

After dem go open mouth dey talk "Men are sex freaks", "Men reason with their p€nis", "the only thing a man thinks of is sex"

bukatyne:
1. Lock the main door so they can't come out.

2. Shift it to rest on the wall and let her put her hands on the table or just use your fridge if it doesn't shock.

3. OK.

So when we are greeting others happy quarantine, we would be greeting you 'Happy Memory Making'.

The konji wey hold you no dey ordinary

Goodmarlian:
i guess you know little about women or should i say you are inexperienced
women are very different even them know their different.

Anything you type, I'm not bothered. Na you get your fingers. And continue making excuses for a gender who are using several misconceptions about them to scam you. Las las you go dey alright

Anytime I hear that women are "emotional creatures"... I'd be like "Ndi Iberibe, be deceiving yourself by yourself." Person go use im own hand dey scam imself.

A man is a human being. A woman is a human being. The only difference is their sex organs, and other physical attributes. Man is a rational being, and thus both genders knows what they are doing. Stop making excuses for ndi a.

Bahddo:
it's still people like you that would turn around to blame the govt when there is an explosion of cases and deaths.

Have you ever seen my post when I blamed government for anything? What is government even doing for me? Does government provide food on my table?

Abeg park well. As bad as e bad for Italy, Nigeria never still better pass Italy. Think about it. Think.

PHijo:
Before the shutdown they should have paid money into every active account so people can shop before shutdown. That is how responsible governments behave. They've constituted themselves into a terror group over here.

My dear, the shutdown is unnecessary. Why would a third-world and under-developed country shut down? With the many maladies the citizens are facing already? We would've just been left to carry on with our lives as usual. If we perish, we perish

PHijo:
Most Nigerians are employed on a daily basis or rely on sales or contracts for their upkeep. It is hard to imagine ! Hunger may end up having more victims than the corona virus.

And some here are lauding the shutting down of state borders . As for me, I rather get infected a virus that has not yet proven to be a death sentence than to suffer lack, boredom and hunger

PHijo:
Don't mind them! They don't know other societies are prepared.

As in I'm so tired of some opinions I get to see here. Why would various Nigerian cities be on lockdown? Is it merely because China and Italy used that measure? Would the various state government provide three-square meals as well as other essential needs for its citizens if a shutdown is applied and enforced?

On a lighter note, na now people go sabi the real size of their head, especially when hunger don deal with them finish. Dem no dey tell person at all

Emmerlee:
It's very unfortunate. A forced nationwide lock-down is what I suggest at this point for one to two months to better manage the situation, otherwise in 3 months from now there may be absolute chaos.

What Shutdown to where? Death itself?

You clearly have no idea of what "shutdown" entails. Lemme enlighten you a bit with a question...."Between coronavirus and hunger backed by abject poverty, which would you fear more?"

vickydevoka:
Whether de doller na 500 naira. A provisional store seller will still sell things for 5 naira profit.#pathetic

Guy you sabi die

Does this ban affect entry of cargo planes from outside Nigeria into the country?

fabienjoe:
Lol! You honestly think the 'cheap' Chinese products you see is because Chinese love selling cheap things to the world? China cannot raise or reduce prices any more than market forces allow. There is competition between China and other countries as well as between producers within China itself. That would determine the prices of goods after coronavirus crisis..

The only competition China has is within itself. China is market force itself. No country comes close to China when it comes to production of commodity balanced well against relatively cheap price. I may be wrong though.

As for the hike in prices, I think producers would like to make up for what they lost in the first three months of the year through an increase in prices. I'm waiting for my own price list of the things I import to know how true my postulation was.

MrPresident1:
It means that price of petrol will fall

N80 Per litre

Not possible. Oil prices in this context only refers to "exportable oil and allied products". The domestic price is not part of the discussion

Omo see strategies...people are really smart in this world.

Still doesn't mean that China would lower the prices of goods that they export, even if oil prices drop to the bottom of the ocean. If anything, they would make them higher. China that I know to an extent cannot suffer the brunt of coronavirus and not make the rest of the world have a taste of what it suffered.

ojaysam25:
I thought he could do it alone....you barka fans calls ronaldo tapnaldo claiming his teammates works for him...
so now you know football is not a one man thing abi....
take your L in peace jare

Have I ever insinuated in any of my past posts that Messi runs things alone? And in my analysis, did I ever mention Ronaldo?

To be honest with you, you reek of insecurity.

Having watched Lionel Messi as my favorite football star on regular basis for more than ten years, studying his every movement on and off the ball, this is my humble submission on the illustrious Argentine:
(1) Messi needs help, in spite of all his brilliance. He had a reliable one when Neymar was around. That Barcelona of 2014/2015 was the best thing I have ever seen in my life. If Barca can get Neymar back from PSG, Barca and Messi's problem is solved by more than 50%.

(2)Messi himself needs to understand that he is no longer his old self. It's rare these days to see him take on four to five players, like he use to do in the past. Even two players is now quite a challenge for him. He should shed away some of the responsibilities to other teammates, whether he likes it or not. With time, his teammates would adapt.

(3) During Guardiola's days at Barca, Messi position on the pitch was much closer to the goal than is the case today. Thus this explains how he was able to score 91 goals in a calendar year. These days, he plays much deeper, and it is beginning to affect his prolificacy in front of goal. Messi might still be La Liga top scorer, but he has missed way more chances than is usual. His finishing is no longer as sharp as before.This still points to him relieving himself of certain responsibilities. Messi's teammates should get more responsible. He can't be creating chances, playmaking and still be banging in goals. It's too much workload. He should instead be staying closer to goal, where he would have to dribble only one or two defenders before having clear sight on goal. With time his lovely finishing would return.

All the same, he remains the best ever. This night would be forgotten after sometime, but Messi's legacy on football is indelible. All he needs right now is a good manager so that he can give the world of football the "best of his last years".

klax:
Bro these people can be very annoying thinking black are not human same way the useless Turkish police wrapped the cameroun man with celophine like cargo in the name of deportation can any black nation dare such

We will get there. Hope dey

worworbabe:
Na wa for you o. How many people made that comment for you to come about a statistics about the average Nigerian?

abeg help me count

klax:
Infact Buhari and apc will give them honourary laward like GFN or GOO or GOC and throw a party for them at Aso Rock.

The Kenya authority did not finished the job they supposed to tie their hands and lay them on flat table of their useless height and whip them mercillesly with horse whip and take them from the whipping place to the airport and send them back with next available flight to any part of China.

Guy your last paragraph shaa. Na war you dey find. Abeg I no follow for this one.

What the Kenyans did was just enough.

Italian carry coro enter Naija, dem be like "This country is very stupid, our senators are very bastard, bla bla bla....why will they grant the f##king Italian access into the country at this critical time?"

Not up to one week later, hotel management cancels a client's reservation for fear of spreading the coronavirus, getting quarantined and consequently not being allowed to do business as usual, they came again "So unprofessional... tufiakwa for this Nigeria".

Moral of the thread: The average Nigerian is a hypocrite.

BarrSly:
Call me Silly but I can tell you that there’s something else at play here with all of this Covid-19 endemic.

Look at it, America had issues with China, trade wars, tariff wars bla bla and guess what? Corona struck!!

Iran had issues with America and now people are dying.. not just anyhow people but the top men!!!

No American has died as a result of being infected .. Lol...

Oluwa wetin dy Bobri-vate

And you think the press is reporting the situation accurately? My dear no think am.

Just like China, the American press too underreport negative stuffs about the country. In fact no country washes her dirty linens in public. Left for these affected countries, no one would know that their citizens are dying of the virus. They would definitely hide such from their citizens, just like we saw in China's case. It's just that the same American press that won't admit anything critical about their own situation with the coronavirus was quick to observe same in these countries and quickly blew the whistle on their predicament. You sef reason am...is it possible that no American has died of coronavirus?

The American press, notably CNN, only began to look inward into their own case with the virus after President Trump made remarks that the coronavirus won't do any concrete damage to America. Of course CNN quickly jumped to the opposite side of the divide, being the Anti-Trump organization that it is. Now the same stupid American press are beginning to question their President, while being of the opinion that the virus might have already done more damage than they currently know. Who is deceiving who?

Abeg leave matter for Matthias. Make we jejely face our own case for Nigeria. Last last nowhere perfect