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Juell:
Why bring tribalism into this?

My dear, I'm an Igbo, but it pays not to read meaning into every assertion. Sometimes just flow with the joke and move on.

It's a well-established fact that we Igbos like money. I don't see how that's bad. Thank God he admitted that the easterner would have invested the money in order to get more returns. Now that's the level of our hustle game. We won't buy cars that would depreciate with time, or organise "Owanbe" parties just to eat food and drink liquor with that money.

Give the same money to an average Yoruba or an Hausa man, and they may not know what to do with it.

cenaman:
The owner of the money should thanks his stars that it was not an eastern officer that saw the dollers, by now it will used to restock some shop in ariaria or onitsha main market.

Guy you read my mind. With that money, I'd have expanded my shop, got a new parking store...import goods that are not available in my incoming consignment...and finish up my building project in the village.

How I wish...

EVILFOREST:
So HOW do ASHAWOS move on after phucking several people...??
This one na Talk...??
This one na BASELESS STATEMENT

Bros maintain. Ashawo sef dey fall in love. Na human beings dem be.

I have personal experience on this. She's a dark, beautiful and busty damsel. Playful and witty. Full-time hustler. Craves money. But for some reasons best known to her, she has a special fondness for me. She comes to my place from her brothel for all-night sessions at times. Normally, you don't kiss such girls or handle their breasts, but I do all these with her. She initiates the kissing and all sometimes sef.

It may surprise you to know that we don't bargain over price. She told me to just give her whatever I feel is okay by me. I give her what I can afford to lose, and she never complains. In fact she doesn't count the money. She would just say "thank you" and leave.

Did I forget to mention the fact she calls regularly and ask after my welfare in ways that your girlfriend might not have done before? Imagine Ashawo calling you to ask "Baby have you eaten?" and other related funny questions. At first it was kind of shocking, but I'm now comfortable with it. And she does not disturb me with her financial challenges. The only challenge she gives me is who will outlast the other after several sessions of marathon sex. And she win most of the time(smiles).

My dear, Ashawo na human being. If you capture her with whatever it is that makes you special: handsomeness, other-room skills, humour etc... you'd become more than a client to her. You'd become her lover, or something of that nature.

Information is power. Information is life. My dear, if you are really serious that your wife reports you to every Tom, dick and Harry... including your enemies, then you're a dead man already. It's only a matter of time.

I had a gf who is just like that. She can report for Africa. She even started asking after people around me who are influential in my life. Her reason was that those people can call me to order if I start "misbehaving". Meanwhile she had already made her aunts referees in our relationship. And she always complained to them that I am very secretive and mysterious. Those aunts will now start coaching me on how to be a good husband...blah blah blah. Sometimes I wonder if she used to tell them how I used to f**k her.

The thing with people like this is that they can love for Africa. Very emotional creatures. And their go-to tool to keep their men in check is nagging and reporting. I understand them perfectly. But what I will not ever understand is how they tell your story to every living soul with an ability to hear. Op, if your woman is as bad as gisting your matter to your enemies, you'd better cut her off, because someone somewhere is definitely picking up all these gists and using them to weave a plan that would harm you, if not kill.

In conclusion, try and correct her, while you work on your weaknesses, if there's any. Your family deserves some level of sovereignty, dignity and respect. I took over from my father after his death, and no uncle tells me how to run my domestic affairs. They don't even suggest- they plead. Even pastor must plead..if not I would walk you out of my house without remorse. Take charge. Be a man.

IAmTobore:
Maybe she likes you. Why don't you get to know her?

I'm not done with the girls I know in real-life yet

IAmTobore:
This was totally uncalled for.

sorry I lost my head...but she has been stalking me for some time now. I just wanted to get her off my mentions

flowx:
Pain Barca fan.... how're you!

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Beverlyjean:
...Messi fans hv lost control just like their master... Deluded fans ... See mentality...only think about sex,. Low IQ , lower than I expected

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1StopRudeness:
So the organizers of Copa America called a professional referee at the back and said ....

“make sure u give Messi red card today” we need to get back at him??

Did you notice the use of the word "might" in my statement that you just quoted? And did you even watch red-card incident at all?

Abeg shift make I see road

Beverlyjean:
Again...Messi fans defending him... . The guy keeps on falling Una hand... Every game, new excuse

U guys will soon run out of what to say

I've a feeling that you want to f##k me. Why not do the needful:Come to my city, pay hotel fees, invite me over, and if I find you worthwhile, I might give you my c0ck. Don't forget to keep my "maintenance fee" and T-Fare.

Don't be startled. The only deal I can engage you in is sex. I can never argue football with you.

Undeserved red cards. Just warn both players, or show them a yellow at worst. I don't see how that incident calls for a red card.

Meanwhile, that might be the organisers of the Copa America trying to get back at Messi for his comments after Argentina's semifinal match with Brazil.

Beverlyjean:
U just posted nonsense...no source, no back up... It might HV been u or anybody that created that crap... anyone can do it with even a phone

Hmmmmm.....https://www.google.com/amp/www.sportbible.com/football/rivalries-stats-messi-has-a-better-record-against-fifas-top-50-than-ronaldo-20190619.amp.html

And for calling me a liar directly, I'm done with you....till your knowledge of football has improved considerably

Beverlyjean:
Pls prove to us whr it's written that Messi scores high ranking nations...

In FIFA competitions... In the world cup Messi has only scored Serbia, Nigeria, Iran, Bosnia..that's all ...Messi has never scored Brazil in any competition... Other teams in South America or north America are not standard teams... Europe has the highest number of competitive teams in football... Messi has never scored a former world champion in his career ( in a competitive game)

Ronaldo has scored in FIFA or uefa competitions against Spain hat trick, Netherlands twice euro 2004 and 2016 a brace, Belgium twice, Czech Republic 2ice, Croatia.... He even scored against Messis Argentina in a 1.1 draw friendly

Show us messis stats ... He only scores against low ranking teams mentioned above, u can add Mexico, Panama Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Trinidad and Tobago and of cause Nicaragua that won him his first enforced title of beating them .useless teams

Please dear, I might not do this with you again. I had to go out of my way to bring in stat into the argument just to prove what I said before. I will never try such again.

If you cannot appeal to me using logic in defending your arguments about who the GOAT is, then we are as good as done. Besides, I'm saying for the third time since I joined this debate: compare the Portuguese Ronaldo with those icons I mentioned earlier.

Beverlyjean:
U say messis team mates ar not helpful like he plays for some Bosnia or Cameroon ... Now learn from the stats below... And tell me Hu has his team t contributing more

Again, you bring up stats. Stats about goals. How many times do you need to be reminded before you understand that stats don't do justice to the argument at hand?

You even shot yourself in the foot with those stats. How many of those goals were scored against FIFA high-ranking nations? There's a stat describing that Messi was better than Ronaldo when it comes to scoring against high-ranking nations when the both are on national duty. But I'm not interested in the stats. I'm interested in real, live contribution to football. I'm interested in the full 90 minutes, not match summaries, highlights or statistics.

I can bring up stats that favour Messi over Ronaldo...but I'm not that kind of pundit. And besides, have you tried comparing the kind Ronaldo with Maradona and the other super-greats I mentioned? I might not argue with you again till you've done so.

All these fans that want to enthrone their favorite player to the "Iron throne" of the game through the backdoor.

Beverlyjean:
I still don't agree with u... Forget alves in this discussion cos u are meant to understand that in every team, there is that one great player that all have their eyes on , u can't bring in alves to that effect... Henry win everything as well in football just like zidane but zidane will always b ahead of him... Ask urself this question, y were those players mentioned ?? Now Pele was outstanding for Brazil and Santos ,won titles with them, maradona was outstanding as well , won titles with Argentina ( 2 Copa America and a WC) and lowly Napoli , zidane WC ,euros ,WC and champions League with real Madrid and league titles with juventus, don't forget when he said he had to win the CL to b mentioned amongst the greats after loosing back to back CL final with juventus ... Cr7 is the first player in history to win league titles in the 3 major Leagues and was the outstanding player in those teams, winning top scorer for those teams and winning best player in those leagues, also won the euros and nations league with lowly Portugal, a team that had never featured in any major final in history till he was called up , a team that had only previously featured in 3 WCs b4 he joined the team .... He is the second highest goal scorer in the history of world football ahead of GERD Muller (Germany ), Pele ( Brazil) and Messi ( Argentina) ... It's unfair to say that a Messi that has only done extremely well for Barcelona is a better player... Ronaldo wasn't just in those teams , he was the best player in those teams ... U guys are just so hateful and so biased

In a football team, there are eleven players: defenders, midfielders and strikers. They all have obligations to fulfill in each match, according to the positions they occupy on the pitch. It's just a pity that the media is excessively focused on forwards. Those who score the goals have the spotlight focused on them, while all others who contribute to every other facet of the game apart from goalscoring are largely ignored. For the first time since 2006, FIFA is appreciating that football is bigger than scoring goals. We saw it last year when Modric won the Ballon d'or, and it could also happen this year if Van Dijk wins it too.

Secondly, Portugal is not a lowly team. Rui Patricio is a brilliant goalkeeper. Pepe, Jose Fonte and Bruno Alves are all world-class centre-backs. Raphael Guerrero is doing well at Dortmund Borrusia. Cedric is average, but his game is really improving. William Carlvaho is the brain behind Real Betis dominating Barcelona in terms of ball possession this season. I would put him in the same class with Sergio Busquets. A veritable midfield boss. Andre Gomes, Joao Moutinho, Renato Sanches are not bad players. Goncalo Guides was outstanding for Valencia this past season. What would I say about Bernardo Silva, or Quaresma? My dear, Portugal is a fairly good team, and Ronaldo has great teammates surrounding him in his national side. Besides the team has a great coach who has been more than able to coordinate that team.

Messi is obviously a better individual player than Ronaldo, though I must confess that Ronaldo is far more ambitious. The former relies mainly on his talent and technical genius too much- he is too laidback for my liking. However, if he had teammates who supplied what he lacked as a player, he would have with their help won something with Argentina. But his teammates don't help matters. They rely on him too much... obviously they fail to recognize that he's just a "laidback" genius who has nothing else to offer than talent and immense technical abilities.

But still at that, Messi is better than Ronaldo or any other player in history. The GOAT title was originally meant for him. Ronaldo's fans stole the title because they thought their icon is giving the Argentine a run for his money. Of course, they would always supply useless stats to prove a futile point. But Messi is that kind of player that whatever stats you supply in his favour would not do justice to what he has contributed to the game. A laidback genius quite alright, but a pure genius. 100% genius.

Of course, I expect dissent to my opinion. I expect to see some express that the Portuguese Ronaldo is the rightful GOAT. No problem. Just conduct my little experiment of taking Messi out of the picture, and compare the Portuguese Ronaldo with Maradona, De Lima, Zidane, Pele, Rivaldo. You'd see the stupidity in that claim with your own eyes.

Football enthusiasts, let conduct a little experiment, shall we?

Remove Messi from the picture. Like completely. Alright. Bring Ronaldo forward. I mean the Portuguese Ronaldo. Compare him with all-time greats such as Pele, Maradona, Zidane, Ronaldo de Lima, Rivaldo. Now be honest with yourself. With all those trophies he has won for both club and country, would he measure up with these five I just mentioned? Just try your best to be honest.

Now, bring in Messi again. Here's a man whose profile lacks a major international trophy, and who might never win one throughout his career. Still, he's in this league of greats....in fact he's considered better than some of that five, if not better than all. Trophies are hallmarks of a great football career, but it is important to also note that they are the pleasing product of brilliant teamwork and coordination. That's the mistake pundits make in argument, either due to ignorance or some other factors. Afterall, if the GOAT title would be determined solely by the number of trophies won, even Dani Alves would stake a claim.

In conclusion, there's a reason why Messi would be mentioned in the list of all-time football greats. He's clearly the best individual footballer the world has ever seen. A complete package- playmaking, dribbling, assists, goalscoring...only Maradona came close. Pele wasn't that phenomenal(I've watched some of his clips and I don't see what's so special about him). Zidane was majorly a playmaker. Ronaldo de Lima never reached his full potential due to injuries. C. Ronaldo...an elite goalscorer, but an average playmaker. If the GOAT title is an individual award, the best individual player ever is the one who deserves it. And in my opinion, that player is Messi.

I smell a carnage in the making

Any challenge wey pass to bet with money, I no dey do. I no dey even try to reason am.

My own na water. We played a game of Whot that yet in which the loser in each round drinks a satchet of water. I lost various times, and drank close to a bag of water in not less than two hours. Chaiii!!!! Na that day I sabi say water dey high. I felt like I was going to die.

I still can't fathom how I survived that day. But I promised myself that I will never bet with my life or anything related to it. The best thing I can gamble on is money

Abeg all these stuffs na on individual basis. Me personally don jam Igbo girls wey f##k pass the so-called tiv and Calabar girls. Had a girlfriend from Imo state...that babe make me fear sex. She was literarily a nymphomaniac....just three days that includes nothing less than thirty rounds of sex, I used to feel dizzy, weightless and drained. I even used to lose my sight temporarily. Funny thing was that my c0ck never helped matters: it obeyed her more than it obeyed me. She just knew how to get me erect, even when I'm still weak from the last round. At some point, funny as it would sound, I felt sexually abused.

Would have loved to spend the rest of my life with her, but my mother was uncompromisingly against such union. I had to just drop and move on, though it wasn't easy. I'd miss her, as well as her sex drive, though at times it wasn't funny.

After you lots are done with your futile and useless arguments, I'm waiting to welcome you all back to reality. The "chauvinist" here who washes his mate's pants, and the "feminist" that cook, wash and sweep for her boyfriend, well-done oh.


Just take your time and make the empty noises, all of you. Data is cheap

Saffi:
No woman is going to shun off all her toasters before marriage, it’s called being smart. As a man you should know this. You can never put your eggs in one basket, women don’t have the time to waste like you men and that’s something you need to understand. If you check your girlfriends phone you will be surprised that she’s entertaining 3 or 4 other guys, not because she doesn’t love you, she’s simply protecting her time. Once you set the wedding date and get married, all those toasters will naturally disappear. If you want to take your babe off the market, you must marry her. This is just the reality of life, men can get married at 40 and have children at 45. We don’t have that kind of time, so it’s more valuable to us.

One girl that refer to herself as my babe told me this same thing...and after I've processed the idea I just laughed. If she doesn't trust me enough to know that she's the only one I've at heart, what exactly are we then doing? Imagine if your own guy tells you that he's keeping other girls just in case it doesn't work out between you both. Sheeey you will clap for him and cheer him on

Just come out plain and say that you want to sample varieties of cocks. I will understand you better. But if you come up with this "fleeting time" excuse and think a sagacious nigg@ like me will buy it, Sorry is your portion. I'll lead you on, while ensuring that your hole gets wider in the process. And if all the other guys that you're keeping are on the same page with me, then we are talking about a very big gully situated between a sister's thighs. Then, when we are done, we move on to fresher sisters with better commonsense and leave you in the lurch. Who lost at last?

In conclusion, I doubt your commonsense. How can you treat someone as an option and expect them to see you as a queen? Are you okay?

I just dey look niggaz wey dey wish say dem dey op's position. Truly, sexual starvation is a very bad. Men who have stayed with nymphos know that it's not really a funny experience. Even if you feed very well, all that energy would be wasted on sex. Your woman no go ever gree make you concentrate on another thing that is not her body. If you do, she would show you in words and actions that you're making her feel worthless. And if you don't feed well, na die you dey.

Personally, I've had encounters with 3, and even my current is one too. We hardly leave the house when she's around, unless we want to buy foodstuffs or chill out in some public places. Every night is a sex vigil: I can't sleep because I'm expected to browse every part of her body all night. When my D gets tired, my fingers and tongue takes over till it comes back to life. On a 24-hour day, we spend like 10-12 hours making love. And of course every academic work and other meaningful ventures is put on hold till she leaves.

The good thing is that we don't stay together. It's a long-distance thing, though we have a guaranteed 10 days to spend with each other every month. So the other part of the month when she's not around, I use it to update myself in my academics and my financial hustle, because I won't spend any time on them when she's around. Oftentimes I use to stylishly beg her to go. She's a great girl btw. Imagine we stayed in the same area...by now I would have been a bleeped-up individual.

Op, I understand your plight. You can't serve her desires and God at the same time. If you've considered all possible consequences and you prefer to serve God unsparingly, send her away. She go cast your matter for that fellowship.

otiwisdom:
Bros go and sleep(I don't know why nairaland don't have dislike button)

On the contrary, you need to wake up from that bed of bias and sentiments. You've slept on it for too long

Each time people compare Messi and Ronaldo, I wonder if they are mad. A lot of people can't think for themselves: they depend heavily on an often sensationalised media, opinions from others, statistics, sentiments etc. If not, the issue of Ronaldo vs. Messi is hardly debatable. One player is clearly better, and that player is Messi.

Messi is the only player I have witnessed that statistics do not do enough justice to his contributions in the field of play. Unborn generations would need to watch clips of his football, otherwise they would not be able to appreciate what Messi was like in his days. I mean, goals or no goal, his influence is obvious in every match. A playmaker who is very prolific in the goalscoring department; only Maradona and Ronaldinho came close in the last 30 years. Every other player is either a very brilliant playmaker, or an excellent goalscorer, but not a combination of both.

I can go on and on, but the difference is glaring. Anyone who can't see the above has been blinded and brainwashed by emotions.

Annnonymous:
Is it your joystick??
Thailand here I come

The babe dey fear say im no go see prick wey go service am as all man wan port to Thailand.

All I see is a sex-starved damsel trying to get a "miseducated" c0ck inside her p*#$y. If you know, you know

Genuine alphas- of course they exist- would not bother themselves with the viewpoint of the op. A lion does not bother itself with the opinion of sheep. Anyone who claims to be an alpha male here and yet reacted emotionally to the op's assertions needs to check his "Alpha" status again. An Alpha is rarely emotional, and would never exhibit the slightest visible trait of insecurity.

I dey laugh people for here wey say men suppose dey naturally stronger than women for za oza room. That's clearly naivety and inexperience at its peak. To the best of my knowledge, women like sex at least three times more than men. I know this from experience. And if the man in question is excellent with his bedroom skills....then an insatiable nymphomaniac has been born.

Op, having walked this road you are currently treading, I can assure you that you've a girl who would really care for you, provided you satisfy her urge when due. But the truth is that you'd be adversely affected if you try to please her sexually as often as she would demand. The best thing to do is this: ensure you've other features about your personality that can enthrall her, just as your bedroom skills. It could be your focus on your career, your ability to chase goals and accomplish them etc. This would distract her a bit from her sexual desires, as well show her a different side of you. In the end, she can't help but to fall in love the more with you, and you would have more time for other aspects of your life.

I'm currently enjoying my own nympho. Enjoy yours too

5thElement:
true.

he's trying to form sensible and a gentleman while the "respected" elders share the commonwealth among themselves.

No mind am. With time and experience, he would learn

5thElement:
your attempt to sound intelligent is hilarious. we tell you the truth, you say it is frustration.

Mr oga. learn this here today. two things in life are earned and not freely given. trust and respect.

your leaders have failed to respect you. I know this sounds like a cliché but respect is indeed recipocral. why give respect to thieves and looters?

your leaders have mortgaged your future and that of futyre generations and you keep saying respect.

walahi, that country called Nigeria can never improve with kind of mentality.

Bros no mind that guy. From im comment, you go sabi say im never see anything.

I've my personal experience on this same issue of paying respect to elders who clearly don't deserve it, and I can categoricallyly tell you that it was not funny. Come and see so-called elders tell cheap lies that even an slowpoke can demystify. O boy I seriously had to change it for them. Right now, if not anything, at least them dey give me my way.

Respect is earned, though my elders earn my respect by default till they start f##king up. Also, respect is reciprocal. As the young person respects the elder, the elder is supposed to pay back the respect. It's embarrassing for a youth to respect an elder who clearly is exploiting such for selfish purposes. In such situations, I immediately or gradually, depending on surrounding circumstances, withdraw my respect.

kazyhm:
Can you share the detail of how you deal and how you get this type of gals ?

First and foremost, I'm class-conscious. I can't be caught dead dating a girl who can't provide basic stuffs for herself. My current buys her data sub by herself, buys her airtime by herself, buys her lotions by herself. Same with her pants and her sanitary pads. When we deem it fit, we surprise each other with gifts. And it works for us.

Secondly, I don't woo ladies, at least not with verbal persuasions. Instead, I attract them with my personality, humor and looks.

Finally, there are other things that keep a woman apart from money. Women love great sex. I know this from experience. If you can guarantee Jeff Bezos' daughter orgasm upon orgasm each time you both make love, she would either leave her dad's edifice and join you in your small hut in Nigeria, or she would bring you over to America to stay with her. Also, intelligence is important. A woman would likely throw mental challenges at you, with time. If you ain't intelligent, you won't meet up.

There are other stuffs that can help you keep ladies apart from money that I didn't mention. Find them for yourself and enjoy your life and your partner without overwhelming yourself.

irumole1975:
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Bro, you're the real gee
The thing is, most successful guys these days don't want to keep a woman in their abode again, they prefer them to have children and take care of them

Why??

Because women are kinda overhyped. Besides the stress is not worth it. Woman na work on its own, and if you add that to the everyday burden that a man must bear, then you've a man who is literarily overwhelmed. That explains why the life expectancy of men is generally lower than that of their counterparts.